AS SOON ASย Detective Santoro leaves, I scour the internet for information about Dawn.
Itโs breaking news. Only a couple of stories have popped up, and those have minimal information. She was discovered in a patch of woods in Cohassetโanother town about a twenty-minute drive down the South Shore
โpartially buried in the dirt. Thereโs little other information available, although I bet more will surface as the day goes on.
I consider calling out sick from work, but I finally decide itโs better to go in. After all, people at work might have more information than I do. And the truth is, I want some answers.
How could that detective think I was bullying Dawn? How could anyone think that? Iโm not that kind of person. I wasย niceย to her. I even tried to be her friend, for what it was worth.
But obviously, I mustโve done something to make people think I was bullying her.ย Multipleย people told him that. And Dawn herself wrote about it in a bunch of emails to a friend. Which has made me a suspect in her murder.
I canโt believe she thought that about me. And Iโd really like to know who else said that about me. And who was thisย friend? Iโm shocked to
discover Dawn had a friend she felt close enough with to be telling them her intimate secrets.
Apparently though, I wasnโt the worst of her problems. Someone else hated her. Someone else hated her enough to beat her to death with a blunt object.
What if it was the alleged friend? The one she was emailing about me. God knows, Dawn had a tendency to get on peopleโs nerves. Maybe her friend couldnโt take it anymore and decided toโฆ
God, I canโt stop thinking about what someone did to her.
When I get to the office, I head straight to my cubicle. I need to stop thinking about this and lose myself in my work. What happened to Dawn is horrible, but it isnโt my fault. And thanks to my wonderful boyfriend, who from now on I will be completely exclusive with, I have an alibi. So Detective Santoro can think whatever he wantsโIโm untouchable.
Except when I get to my cubicle, I stop short.
Two days ago, I came to work and there was a turtle figurine on my desk. Yesterday, I threw it in the garbage. I remember doing it. I didnโt want to look at that thing ever again.
Yet now itโs somehow back on my desk.
I am as terrified as anyone could possibly be of a turtle figurine thatโs three inches long. I threw that damn thing in the garbage, and yet somehow, against all reason, itโsย back. I canโt stop staring at it, with its black glassy eyes and shiny green shell.
What. The. Hell.
Okay, I need to calm down. Maybe the janitors did it. Maybe they saw the turtle in my garbage when they were emptying it and assumed it had fallen in there by mistake. And they thought they were saving it for me.
Itโs possible.
Anyway, I am getting rid of this thing once and for all. There arenโt going to be any janitor mishaps this time.
I snatch the turtle from my desk. I clutch it in my right hand as the little arms and legs dig into my palm. And I march over to the break room, where I toss it directly in the communal trash. And by โtoss,โ I mean that I hurl it in there with all my might, so that it makes a loud thump as it hits the bottom of the trash barrel. By lunchtime, that turtle will be buried in garbage.
Iโll never see it again.
Iโm nearly back to my cubicle when the phone on my desk starts ringing. Usually, I screen calls. But Iโm off my game right now, so I snatch up the phone without thinking. A deep voice booms in my ear: โIs this Natalie Farrell?โ
โYesโฆโ I hate being on the phone without knowing who Iโm speaking to when I start the call. The caller ID shows a blocked number. My heart sinksโnot again. โWho is this?โ
โItโs Dave Fulton. From the Vitamin Hut.โ
โOh, right.โ I let out a sigh of relief. I made a sale to Fulton about a month ago. He was a little reluctant to sample our products in his small store, but after we had a nice long lunch together, I managed to change his mind and he purchased five boxesโ worth. โHow can I help you, Mr. Fulton?โ
โLook, Natalie.โ His voice has a rough edge. Like the detective, his Boston accent is heavy. โNobody is buying Collahealth. Nobody wants it. And the few sales I made, they returned it. They said it doesnโt work. Except for one woman, who said it gave her some weird side effects like her feet started tingling.โ
โYes, but it takes two to three months to see a response,โ I explain. โDid you tell them that?โ
โYou said two to three weeks.โ
โNo, two to threeย months. Thatโs how long it takes to build up the collagen levels.โ
โWhatever,โ he grumbles. โThe point is, I canโt move this crap. And I canโt deal with people coming in complaining about side effects.โ
โThere are no side effects. Studies have shown that Collahealth is perfectly safe.โ
โThatโs not the point. I want a refund. Iโve got three boxes I havenโt even opened yet.โ
โIโm so sorry, Mr. Fulton. Vixed does not allow refunds.โ
Thereโs a long silence on the other line. โWhat the hell are you talking about, Natalie? You told me I could get a refund if the product didnโt sell.โ
โYou must have misunderstood,โ I say in my most apologetic voice. โVixed Products have a limited shelf life, and we couldnโt possibly allow refunds.โ
โAre you serious? This shit is expensive. Youโre saying Iโm stuck with two boxes of your crap that I canโt sell?โ
Fultonโs voice is getting louder. I imagine the veins bulging out on his thick neck, his eyes popping in their sockets.
โIโmย soย sorry,โ I say. God, itโs too early for this. โItโs just that this is the company policy. I donโt make the rules. They do. If it were up to me, I would give you a refund.โ
โBut you told me I could get a refund! Thatโs the whole reason I bought them!โ
โIโฆ I donโt know what to sayโฆ. Iโm very sorry.โ
Fulton is breathing hard on the other line. Now I imagine smoke coming out of his hairy ears. โI want to talk to your manager.โ
โOf course,โ I say. โJust hold on one moment.โ
I press the hold button and put down the phone. I look down at my nails
โthereโs an uneven edge on my left index finger. I dig around in my purse until I locate my nail file. I file down the uneven edge. I blow off the dust from my fingernail. Fixing my nails always makes me feel better.
I push my newly filed nail against the hold button and pick up the phone. โMr. Fulton?โ
โYeah?โ
โIโm so sorry.โ I sigh. โI just checked with my manager, and heโs on another call, but he told me to let you know that we canโt make any exceptions to our policy. Iโm afraid we canโt offer you a refund.โ
Again, thereโs silence on the other line. โYou lied to me.โ โExcuse me?โ
โYou lied to me,โ he spits out. โYou told me I could get a refund on your crappy product, and thatโs the only reason I bought it. And also because you stuck your tits in my face.โ
โMr. Fultonโโ
โYouโre a lying bitch,โ he hisses. โAnd I hope your piece of shit company goes out of business.โ
With those words, thereโs a loud click on the other line. Dave Fulton has hung up on me.
I stare at the dead line in my hand, slightly shaken by the whole encounter. But seriously, this is a business. And you donโt get to be the companyโs top salesperson by handing out refunds.
Ordinarily, I wouldโve shrugged off a call like this. Most people like our products, but there are always going to be some people who donโt. And itโs
not like I care about some dinky little store tucked away in Cambridge. Heโll go out of business before we do.
But today, his words leave me shaken.
Youโre a lying bitch.
That is not true. I told him our refund policy. Itโs not my fault that he was too distracted by my breasts to listen carefully. Iโm not a lying bitch. Iโm doing what I have to do to sell our product. Iโm doing myย job.
Itโs not my fault.