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Chapter no 4 – Noah

When in Rome

I throw on my sunglasses and baseball hat and hold my coffee like a shield. Iโ€™m going to need the added protection for my walk from the communal town parking lot to the shop. Itโ€™s only about a five-minute walk down Main Street, but thatโ€™s plenty of time to run into every single one of those damn townsfolk. Doesnโ€™t matter that Rae Rose has only been in my house for nine hours. Thatโ€™s eight more hours than necessary for Mabel to have called every person she knows and started the most incredible game of telephone anyone has ever seen. At least this means business will be booming today. Everyone is going to want

a pie with a heavy side of gossip.

Thatโ€™s the problem with living in the hometown you grew up in. They remember the time you sang โ€œMary, Did You Know?โ€ in the church choir wearing an ugly-ass sweater vest at age seven, and when the sheriff got called on you and your high school girlfriend for fogging up the windows of your truck by the lake. And they sure as hell never forget when your fiancรฉe broke your heart. So when a woman is rumored to have slept in your houseโ€”a pretty one no lessโ€”thereโ€™s no way theyโ€™re going to let me have any peace. These people forget absolutely nothing and they

couldnโ€™t be more invested in my romantic life if it were a daytime TV show.

Iโ€™d probably close up the shop for the day and go fishing instead of sending myself right into the belly of the beast (aka the town square) if this wasnโ€™t a delivery morning. But James, a friend of mine who owns a local farm and provides all my fresh ingredients, will be dropping off several crates full of produce, eggs, and milk, and I need to be there to receive it.

If you wouldโ€™ve told me Iโ€™d be living in this town at the age of thirty-two and running a pie shop (creatively named The Pie Shop) that my grandma left to me, Iโ€™d have thought you were out of your damn mind. Especially after moving everything I owned to New York with Merritt, planning out our life together there and trying to drop roots into a place where I only felt like a piece of driftwood in the ocean for an entire year. But here I amโ€”back home and living a life I never saw coming, and loving the hell out of it.

Well, for the most part. I could do without all these nosy people kicking up dust around my life all day.

And here we go. Pass obstacle number one: Philโ€™s Hardware. As I approach, I can see that Phil and his business partner, Todd, are standing outside pretending to sweep and clean the front glass even though they hire Philโ€™s grandson to do exactly those two jobs after school.

They pause when I get close, frantically murmuring something under their breath I canโ€™t hear, and then act as if theyโ€™re surprised to see me even though I walk by here at this exact time each day.

โ€œWhew! Itโ€™s a hot one weโ€™re having today, isnโ€™t it, Noah?โ€

โ€œSame temperature as yesterday, Phil,โ€ I say, before taking a sip of my coffee. I donโ€™t stop walking.

Phil blinks a hundred times and looks around for some conversational genius to strike him that will snag my attention. He canโ€™t come up with anything so Todd tries his hand. โ€œMaybe the heat will bring in some new customers for you? Some out-of-towners, perhaps?โ€

โ€œHeat usually make you crave pie, Todd? Might want to see the doc about that. Seems odd to me.โ€ I keep walking and raise a hand over my shoulder after Iโ€™ve passed them in lieu of a parting greeting. Theyโ€™re lucky I didnโ€™t throw up the bird instead.

Now, obstacle number two: Harrietโ€™s Market. I pull my hat a little lower over my eyes because if thereโ€™s anyone I really donโ€™t want to see today, itโ€™s Harriet. That woman is ruthless. I pass under her blue-and-white-striped awning and think Iโ€™m in the clear until her shop door chimes. I wince and consider speed walking away, but itโ€™s too late. Iโ€™m caught.

She cuts right to the chase. โ€œNoah Walker, donโ€™t think I didnโ€™t hear you had a woman staying over last night.โ€ I have no choice but to take a fortifying breath and turn around to face Harriet. Her hands are perched on her slender hips, a severe glare on her face, adding new frown lines to the ones already present. The cheery yellow sundress sheโ€™s wearing doesnโ€™t match her personality. Harriet keeps her salt-and-pepper hair tied back into a tight bun. Itโ€™s not that Harriet is grumpy because she doesnโ€™t like peopleโ€”itโ€™s that sheโ€™s nearly 100 percent certain sheโ€™s better than most people. Who knows, maybe she is.

โ€œIn my day, young men and women werenโ€™t so intimate before they were married. It left a little something to the imagination. Something to be desired.โ€ She tilts her head down so she can purse her lips and raise her brows. โ€œNow

who is this woman you spent the night with and do you plan on marrying her?โ€

That escalated quickly.

โ€œUhโ€”no, maโ€™am. And I didnโ€™t spend the night with her. Her car broke down in my yard, so I offered up my guest bedroom to her.โ€ Not that itโ€™s any of your business is what Iโ€™d tell her if I wasnโ€™t chickenshit and scared to death of this woman. I like to spar with Mabel, but I hide from Harriet.

She wags her finger in my direction. โ€œThen you keep your hands to yourself. If you donโ€™t intend to walk her down the aisle, then donโ€™t go dipping your toes in her pond.โ€

I grimace. Not entirely sure if thatโ€™s supposed to be an innuendo or not but grossed-out all the same.

โ€œDonโ€™t worry. Iโ€™m not interested in herโ€ฆpond.โ€

Yep. That felt as disgusting to say as I thought it would. Wonderful. Now I need to find a way to boil my brain today. This is also why I have to go outside the city limits if I want to spend any time with a woman. Which, letโ€™s be honest, I havenโ€™t done in a long time. Iโ€™m not really the one-night- stand sort of guy, because, like Rae Rose pointed out last night, one-nighters are always sort of awkward. I find the whole situation around them uncomfortable. I like to have an emotional connection with a woman before I sleep with her and itโ€™s damn inconvenient.

All that to say, I donโ€™t take any women back to my place because someoneโ€™s always out with binoculars prowling for gossip in this town. Harriet will find out and send the Nazarene preacher over to knock on my door and remind me that lust is one of the seven deadly sins. Except Pastor Barton loves pie and will eat no less than three pieces while sermonizing. Itโ€™ll take a whole afternoon.

Harriet nods, her scowl still deeply marring the space between her brows. โ€œWell, good. Keep it that way.โ€

Great, glad thatโ€™s over.

โ€œIโ€™ll have your peach pie ready at closing for you.โ€ Itโ€™s Wednesday so I know sheโ€™ll be by to pick it up on her way to her knitting group. I lift my coffee in silent cheers and then keep walking.

I pick up my pace and miraculously do not encounter anyone else as I pass the diner, and then the flower shop (which is run by my youngest sister, who Iโ€™m sure would be bursting out and demanding answers if she wasnโ€™t out of town currently with my other two sisters), and finally make it to the front door of The Pie Shop. I shove my key in the lock even though I could probably leave the thing wide open at night and no one would even consider vandalizing or stealing anything. In fact, Phil would probably come in and fix the wobbly barstool and then lock the place up for me on his way out.

Stepping inside the shop feels like a hug. It might not look like much to anyone else, but to me, itโ€™s home. This pie shop has been in my family for decades. Very little about it has changed over the years, which Iโ€™m grateful for. The same blue-and-white-checkered curtains hang above the double windows. The same scratched-up wooden countertop sits beside the pie case. I had to replace the high-top table that sits in front of the large storefront window because it was definitely the worse for wear, but I managed to find one that was nearly an exact replica.

I take ten steps into the shop, lift the folding countertop, walk through, and then latch it closed behind me. It, as well as the domed-glass pie case, separates the front half of the store from the back half. And back there behind me is a tiny kitchen where my mom, and my grandma, and her

mom before her, and her mom before her baked our Walker family pies with their secret recipes. But thatโ€™s basically it. Itโ€™s small, or quaint, or whatever you want to call it, but itโ€™s all I need.

I spend the next few minutes getting the shop ready to openโ€”turning on the giant oven, brewing a fresh pot of coffee for customers, wiping down surfaces. Iโ€™m just popping a tray of pies from the freezer into the oven when the back door opens and James steps in with a crate full of apples. Like me, he grew up in this town and took over his familyโ€™s farm. We went to school together from preschool all the way through community college where we both majored in business.

โ€œHowโ€™s it going, Noah?โ€ โ€œGood. How areโ€”โ€

โ€œSo whoโ€™s the woman?โ€ he says, setting down the crate and crossing his arms.

I pour myself a fresh cup of coffee because I get the feeling today could be a several-cupper. โ€œDamn. How do you know about her? Itโ€™s only eight in the morning.โ€

He shrugs a shoulder. โ€œMabel called asking if I could see anything from my porch.โ€

James is technically my neighbor. Except our houses are separated by several acres.

I raise my coffee to my lips and take a sip. โ€œCould you?โ€ โ€œNahโ€”too far off.โ€

โ€œCouldnโ€™t find your binoculars?โ€

โ€œI think I lent them to someone.โ€ James helps himself to a Styrofoam to-go cup and fills it with coffee before leaning back against the counter like he doesnโ€™t have a damn thing to do all day. He crosses one booted foot over the other.

โ€œYou comfy?โ€ I ask in an annoyed tone. โ€œAnything else I can get you? A magazine? A blanket? A chair?โ€

โ€œIโ€™m good, thank you.โ€ He smiles indulgently. Women often call James charming. I call him a pain in the ass. โ€œSoโ€ฆwhatโ€™s her name?โ€

I actually donโ€™t know what the protocol is here. Are you supposed to tell people if you have someone famous in your house? โ€œRae,โ€ I say with a discreet clear of my throat.

โ€œLast name?โ€ He blows on his coffee and peers at me over the rim of his cup.

I turn my eyes up like Iโ€™m racking my brain for the answer. Like itโ€™s not been buzzing through my head all morning. Sitting on the tip of my tongue. Racing through my dreams last night. โ€œUmmโ€ฆI think it was Mind-Your- Own-Damn-Business. Donโ€™t you have more crates to unload? I know I ordered more than this.โ€

I pick up the apples and carry them over to my walk-in pantry and start unloading them into bins. My annoying shadow follows. โ€œWhy are you being so secretive?โ€

โ€œIโ€™m not. Iโ€™m just tired of talking to you.โ€

โ€œHmm, extraprickly today. This woman must have gotten under your skin. How long is she staying?โ€

I turn around and bump his shoulder on my way out of the pantry. โ€œYouโ€™re the one getting under my skin.โ€

If heโ€™s not going to unload the crates, I will. This town is making way too much out of nothing. So thereโ€™s a woman at my house? Big deal. Sheโ€™s not staying. In fact, Iโ€™m hoping sheโ€™ll be out of there by the time I get home. The last thing I need is some privileged pop star running up my electricity bill.

I go out into the back alley and pull a crate of eggs off the bed of Jamesโ€™s truck. I consider skimming one or two off the top and throwing them at his front windshield. When I turn back toward the shop, James is blocking the back entrance looking just as mischievous as when we were kids

and he talked me into sneaking out at night so we could go swimming with the Fremont girls. It was a good night, though.

โ€œJust give me the details and Iโ€™ll leave.โ€

I let out a deep breath and it escapes more like a growl than an exhale. โ€œFine. Her name is Rae Rose and her car broke down in my front yard. I let her sleep in my guest room and thatโ€™s it. End of story.โ€

His brows pull together and I can see that heโ€™s trying to place her name. Heโ€™s heard of herโ€”everyone hasโ€”so itโ€™s only a matter of time before he realizes just who is at my house. Annnnnd there it is. His eyes go wide and his mouth drops open. โ€œYou donโ€™t mean to tell me thatโ€ฆโ€

I nod, finishing his sentence for him. โ€œThe princess of soulful pop is in my house right now breathing up all my bought air.โ€

โ€œNo shit!โ€ A new dawning look that I donโ€™t quite like hits him. Like heโ€™s imagining her face. Like heโ€™s imagining his new prospects. And then his eyes shift to me and his look changes. โ€œOhhhh, now I see whatโ€™s up with the surly attitude.โ€

โ€œIโ€™m always surly.โ€

Heโ€™s smirking now like he understands everything about me. He probably does. I hate it. โ€œSheโ€™s gorgeous and talented and you like her. But sheโ€™s an out-of-towner, and youโ€™re too jaded to let yourself even talk to her.โ€

โ€œI talked to her just fine. Now move,โ€ I say, breezing past him and setting down the eggs. I run my hand over some pots and pans, making a ton of noise just for the hell of it. I donโ€™t like that he picked me apart so easily.

Unfortunately, James isnโ€™t scared of my moods like the rest of the town. โ€œMan, youโ€™re being an idiot. Rae Rose isโ€ฆโ€ He trails off with another look that makes me feel like

punching something. Or him. โ€œAnyway, itโ€™s gotta be like a one in a million chance that she would break down in your front yard. Whereโ€™s she headed anyway?โ€

I wish sheโ€™d dropped into his front yard instead of mine. Clearly he appreciates the situation more than I do. โ€œWhy should I care?โ€

โ€œBecauseโ€ฆI donโ€™t know. Maybe youโ€™d have a shot with her.โ€

โ€œI donโ€™t want a shot with her.โ€

He scoffs and rolls his eyes. โ€œMan, come on. Are you just never gonna date again? Merritt messed you up that bad?โ€

I clench my jaw. โ€œDonโ€™t talk to me about her.โ€

He ignores my threat. โ€œYouโ€™re gonna have to try again eventually. Why not go all out and try with a gorgeous celebrity?โ€

What makes him think I would have a shot with a woman like her, anyway? This town is nuts. Rae Rose is so far out of my league she wouldnโ€™t even give me a second thought.

Itโ€™s clear that James is not going to stop pushing if I donโ€™t give him what he wants. So after filling my lungs as full as possible, I push through the uncomfortable feeling that comes along with sharing any emotional part of myself and look straight at him. โ€œIโ€™ll date again when Iโ€™m good and ready. But I sure as hell wonโ€™t be trying with another woman whose life exists outside of this townโ€”because you know I canโ€™t go with her. And letโ€™s say the world has flipped upside down and she was interested in a pie shop owner from Kentucky; I donโ€™t care to date a celebrity and find out through a tabloid that she cheated on me.โ€

James gives me a pitying look. โ€œJust becauseโ€”โ€

โ€œNo, weโ€™re done now.โ€ I open the back door to the kitchen, not so subtly telling James to get out. He doesnโ€™t

budge. Iโ€™m going to have to rent a forklift for the day and physically scoop him out of here. โ€œWill you quit making this out to be something itโ€™s not? Sheโ€™ll be leaving just as soon as Tommy tows her car to his shop and throws some oil in it.โ€ If Iโ€™m lucky, Iโ€™ll never even have to see her again. Itโ€™s what I should have done when Merritt passed through town all those years agoโ€”ignored her. I left Rae a note on the kitchen counter this morning with the phone number to Tommyโ€™s Automotive shop, hoping that sheโ€™d get everything taken care of before I get home.

โ€œWhatโ€™s she doing right now?โ€ he asks, and I sigh, slamming the door shut again and going into the fridge and unloading the carton of eggs into it.

โ€œI donโ€™t know, James. Scrolling through all the local cable channels? Like I said, I donโ€™t care.โ€

He steps up beside me so he can look at my profile. โ€œYouโ€™re an asshole, you know that, right?โ€

โ€œI had a hunch.โ€

He shakes his head and rubs the back of his neck. โ€œYour grandma would be ashamed of your manners.โ€

Okay, well, thatโ€™s a low blow and he knows it. My grandma is still my favorite person that ever lived. Even the slightest thought of her being upset at me makes my skin feel itchy.

I narrow my eyes on him. โ€œHow do you figure? I gave the woman a safe place to sleep last night and left her with the number of the local automotive shop. Just how does that make me shameful?โ€

โ€œYou left her alone in a random town to fend for herself in the midst of strangers.โ€

I turn sharply to him. โ€œIโ€™m a stranger!โ€

He waves that off like itโ€™s not a valid point. โ€œYou know you shouldโ€™ve done better. Imagine how sheโ€™s feeling right

now? That woman is ridiculously famous. I bet sheโ€™s terrified to have to go anywhere by herself if she doesnโ€™t have a bodyguard.โ€

Seems like something she should have thought about before leaving her house without any security. Sheโ€™s not my problem. Sheโ€™s not. Couldnโ€™t be less of my problem, in fact.

Jamesโ€™s face shifts into an expression of complete and utter smugness. It tells me whatever heโ€™s about to say will land the final match-ending blow. โ€œHow would your grandma have treated her if she were around?โ€

What a little shit. Of course my grandma would say I should do everything in my power to help Rae. She would also probably smack me upside the back of my head for not making her breakfast this morning and giving her a ride to the mechanicโ€™s so she doesnโ€™t have to ride in Tommyโ€™s gross tow truck with his nasty dip in the center console. And oh manโ€ฆthe war stories. Heโ€™ll for sure tell her every gory detail.

I groan and snatch my keys off the counter. โ€œGet the pies out when the timer goes off and then shut off the oven. Lock up on your way out.โ€

โ€œUhโ€ฆI have a job, you know?โ€ he says to my retreating back.

โ€œFunny. Didnโ€™t seem like it five minutes ago when you were helping yourself to coffee and a chat.โ€

I hear him chuckle. โ€œFine. But Iโ€™m taking a pie with me when I leave!โ€

 

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