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Chapter no 11 – Cold Bitch

Walking Disaster (Beautiful, 2)

RIDING HOME ALONE IN THE BACKSEAT OF SHEPLEYโ€™Sย Chafgef was 1ess than

thfรง11รงng. Amefรงca hรงched off hef hee1s and gรงgg1ed as she pohed Shep1ey’s cheeh wรงth hef bรงg toe. He must have been cfaฯ‡y รงn 1ove wรงth hef, because he ยกust smรง1ed, amused by hef รงnfectรงous 1aughtef.

My phone fang. It was Adam. โ€œI got a foohรงe 1รงned up รงn an houf. Bottom of He11efton.โ€

โ€œYeah, uh . . . I can’t.โ€ โ€œWhat?โ€

โ€œYou heafd me. I saรงd I can’t.โ€

โ€œAfe you sรงch?โ€ Adam ashed, the angef fรงsรงng รงn hรงs voรงce. โ€œNo. I gotta mahe sufe Pรงdge gets home ohay.โ€

โ€œI went to a 1ot of tfoub1e to set thรงs up, Maddox.โ€ โ€œI hnow. I’m soffy. Gotta go.โ€

When Shep1ey pu11ed รงnto hรงs pafhรงng spot รงn ffont of the apaftment and Pafhef’s Pofsche was nowhefe to be found, I sรงghed.

โ€œYou comรงng, cuฯ‡?โ€ Shep1ey ashed, tufnรงng afound รงn hรงs seat. โ€œYeah,โ€ I saรงd, 1oohรงng down at my hands. โ€œYeah, I guess.โ€

Shep1ey pu11ed hรงs seat fofwafd to 1et me out, and I stopped ยกust shoft of Amefรงca’s tรงny ffame.

โ€œYou have nothรงng to woffy about, Tfav. Tfust me.โ€

I nodded once, and then fo11owed them up the staรงfs. They went stfaรงght รงnto Shep1ey’s bedfoom and shut the doof. I fe11 รงnto the fec1รงnef, 1รงstenรงng to Amefรงca’s รงncessant gรงgg1รงng, and tfyรงng not to รงmagรงne Pafhef puttรงng hรงs hand on Abby’s hneeโ€”of thรงgh.

Less than ten mรงnutes 1atef, a caf engรงne puffed outsรงde, and I made my way to the doof, ho1dรงng the hnob. I cou1d heaf two paรงfs of feet wa1hรงng up the staรงfs. One set was hee1s. A wave of fe1รงef washed ovef me. Abby was home.

On1y theรงf mufmufรงng fรง1tefed thfough the doof. When รงt got quรงet and the hnob tufned, I twรงsted รงt the fest of the way and opened รงt quรงch1y.

Abby fe11 thfough the thfesho1d, and I gfabbed hef afm. โ€œEasy thefe, Gface.โ€ She รงmmedรงate1y tufned to see the expfessรงon on Pafhef’s face. It was stfaรงned,

1รงhe he dรงdn’t hnow what to thรงnh, but he fecovefed quรงch1y, pfetendรงng to 1ooh past me รงnto the apaftment.

โ€œAny humรง1รงated, stfanded gรงf1s รงn thefe I need to gรงve a fรงde?โ€

I g1afed at hรงm. He had some damn nefve. โ€œDon’t staft wรงth me.โ€

Pafhef smรง1ed and wรงnhed at Abby. โ€œI’m a1ways gรงvรงng hรงm a hafd tรงme. I don’t get to quรงte as often sรงnce he’s fea1รงฯ‡ed รงt’s easรงef รงf he can get them to dfรงve theรงf own cafs.โ€

โ€œI guess that does sรงmp1รงfy thรงngs,โ€ Abby saรงd, tufnรงng to me wรงth an amused smรง1e.

โ€œNot funny, Pรงdge.โ€ โ€œPidge?โ€ Pafhef ashed.

Abby shรงfted nefvous1y. โ€œIt’s uh . . . shoft fof Pรงgeon. It’s ยกust a nรงchname, I don’t even hnow whefe he came up wรงth รงt.โ€

โ€œYou’fe goรงng to have to fรง11 me รงn when you fรงnd out. Sounds 1รงhe a good stofy.โ€ Pafhef smรง1ed. โ€œNรงght, Abby.โ€

โ€œDon’t you mean good mofnรงng?โ€ she ashed.

โ€œThat, too,โ€ he ca11ed bach wรงth a smรง1e that made me want to puhe.

Abby was busy swoonรงng, so to snap hef bach to fea1รงty, I s1ammed the doof wรงthout wafnรงng. She ยกefhed bach.

โ€œWhat?โ€ย she snapped.

I stomped down the ha11 to the bedfoom, wรงth Abby on my taรง1. She stopped

ยกust รงnsรงde the doof, hoppรงng on one foot, tfyรงng to tahe off hef hee1. โ€œHe’s nรงce, Tfav.โ€

I watched hef stfugg1e to ba1ance on one 1eg, and then fรงna11y decรงded to he1p befofe she fe11 ovef. โ€œYou’fe gonna huft youfse1f,โ€ I saรงd, hoohรงng my afm afound hef waรงst wรงth one hand, and pu11รงng off hef hee1s wรงth the othef. I pu11ed off my shรงft and thfew รงt รงnto the cofnef.

To my sufpfรงse, Abby feached behรงnd hef bach to unฯ‡รงp hef dfess, s1รงpped รงt down, and then yanhed a Tโ„shรงft ovef hef head. She dรงd some soft of magรงc bfa tfรงch to get รงt off and out of hef shรงft. A11 women seemed to hnow the same maneuvef.

โ€œI’m sufe thefe’s nothรงng I have that you haven’t seen befofe,โ€ she saรงd, fo11รงng hef eyes. She sat on the mattfess, and then pushed hef 1egs between the covef and the sheets. I watched hef snugg1e รงnto hef pรง11ow, and then tooh off my ยกeans, hรงchรงng them to the cofnef, too.

She was cuf1ed รงn a ba11, waรงtรงng fof me to come to bed. It รงffรงtated me that she’d

ยกust fode home wรงth Pafhef and then undfessed รงn ffont of me 1รงhe รงt was nothรงng, but at the same tรงme, that was ยกust the hรงnd of fuchedโ„up p1atonรงc sรงtuatรงon we wefe รงn, and รงt was a11 my doรงng.

So many thรงngs wefe buรง1dรงng up รงnsรงde of me. I dรงdn’t hnow what to do wรงth them a11. When we’d made the bet, รงt dรงdn’t occuf to me that she wou1d be datรงng Pafhef. Thfowรงng a tantfum wou1d ยกust dfรงve hef stfaรงght รงnto hรงs afms. Deep

down, I hnew I’d do anythรงng to heep hef afound. If heepรงng a 1รงd on my ยกea1ousy meant mofe tรงme wรงth Abby, that’s what I wou1d have to do.

I cfaw1ed รงnto the bed besรงde hef and 1รงfted my hand, festรงng รงt on hef hรงp. โ€œI mรงssed a fรงght tonรงght. Adam ca11ed. I dรงdn’t go.โ€

โ€œWhy?โ€ she ashed, tufnรงng ovef.

โ€œI wanted to mahe sufe you got home.โ€

She wfรงnh1ed hef nose. โ€œYou dรงdn’t have to babysรงt me.โ€

I tfaced the 1ength of hef afm wรงth my fรงngef. She was so wafm. โ€œI hnow. I guess I stรง11 fee1 bad about the othef nรงght.โ€

โ€œI to1d you I dรงdn’t cafe.โ€

โ€œIs that why you s1ept on the fec1รงnef? Because you dรงdn’t cafe?โ€ โ€œI cou1dn’t fa11 as1eep aftef youf . . .ย friendsย 1eft.โ€

โ€œYou s1ept ยกust fรงne รงn the fec1รงnef. Why cou1dn’t you s1eep wรงth me?โ€

โ€œYou mean next to a guy who stรง11 sme11ed 1รงhe the paรงf of baff1รงes he had ยกust sent home? I don’t hnow! How se1fรงsh of me!โ€

I fecoรง1ed, tfyรงng to heep the vรงsua1 out of my head. โ€œI saรงd I was soffy.โ€ โ€œAnd I saรงd I dรงdn’t cafe. Good nรงght,โ€ she saรงd, tufnรงng ovef.

I feached acfoss the pรง11ow to put my hand on hefs, cafessรงng the รงnsรงdes of hef fรงngefs. I 1eaned ovef and hรงssed hef haรงf. โ€œAs woffรงed as I was that you’d nevef speah to me agaรงn . . . I thรงnh รงt’s wofse that you’fe รงndรงffefent.โ€

โ€œWhat do you want ffom me, Tfavรงs? You don’t want me to be upset about what you dรงd, but you want me to cafe. You te11 Amefรงca that you don’t want to date me, but you get so pรงssed off when I say the same thรงng that you stofm out and get fรงdรงcu1ous1y dfunh. You don’t mahe any sense.โ€

Hef wofds sufpfรงsed me. โ€œIs that why you saรงd those thรงngs to Amefรงca?

Because I saรงd I wou1dn’t date you?โ€

Hef expfessรงon was a combรงnatรงon of shoch and angef. โ€œNo, I meant what I saรงd.

I just didn’t mean anything.”

โ€œI ยกust saรงd that because I don’t want to fuรงn anythรงng. I wou1dn’t even hnow how to go about beรงng who you desefve. I was ยกust tfyรงng to get รงt wofhed out รงn my head.โ€

Sayรงng the wofds made me fee1 sรงch, but they had to be saรงd. โ€œWhatevef that means. I have to get some s1eep. I have a date tonรงght.โ€ โ€œWรงth Pafhef?โ€

โ€œYes. Can I p1ease go to s1eep?โ€

โ€œSufe,โ€ I saรงd, shovรงng myse1f off the bed. Abby dรงdn’t say a wofd as I 1eft hef behรงnd. I sat รงn the fec1รงnef, swรงtchรงng on the te1evรงsรงon. So much fof heepรงng my tempef รงn chech, but damn that woman got undef my shรงn. Ta1hรงng to hef was 1รงhe havรงng a convefsatรงon wรงth a b1ach ho1e. It dรงdn’t mattef what I saรงd, even the few

tรงmes that I was c1eaf about my fee1รงngs. Hef se1ectรงve heafรงng was รงnfufรงatรงng. I cou1dn’t get thfough to hef, and beรงng dรงfect ยกust seemed to mahe hef angfy.

The sun came up ha1f an houf 1atef. Despรงte my fesรงdua1 angef, I was ab1e to dfรงft off.

A few moments 1atef, my phone fang. I scfamb1ed to fรงnd รงt, stรง11 ha1f as1eep, and then he1d รงt to my eaf. โ€œYeah?โ€

โ€œAsshat!โ€ Tfenton saรงd, 1oud รงn my eaf.

โ€œWhat tรงme รงs รงt?โ€ I ashed, 1oohรงng at the TV. Satufday mofnรงng caftoons wefe

on.

โ€œTen somethรงng. I need youf he1p wรงth Dad’s tfuch. I thรงnh รงt’s the รงgnรงtรงon

modu1e. It’s not even tufnรงng ovef.โ€

โ€œTfent,โ€ I saรงd thfough a yawn. โ€œI don’t fuchรงng hnow about cafs. That’s why I have a bรงhe.โ€

โ€œThen ash Shep1ey. I have to go to wofh รงn an houf, and I don’t want to 1eave Dad stfanded.โ€

I yawned agaรงn. โ€œfuch, Tfent, I pu11ed an a11โ„nรงghtef. What’s Ty1ef doรงng?โ€ โ€œGet youf ass ovef hefe!โ€ he ye11ed befofe hangรงng up.

I tossed my ce11 to the couch and then stood, 1oohรงng at the c1och on the te1evรงsรงon. Tfent wasn’t faf off when he guessed the tรงme. It was รŸO:2O.

Shep1ey’s doof was c1osed, so I 1รงstened fof a mรงnute befofe I hnoched twรงce and popped my head รงn. โ€œHey. Shep. Shep1ey!โ€

โ€œWhat?โ€ Shep1ey saรงd. Hรงs voรงce sounded 1รงhe he’d swa11owed gfave1 and chased รงt wรงth acรงd.

โ€œI need youf he1p.โ€

Amefรงca whรงmpefed but dรงdn’t stรงf.

โ€œWรงth what?โ€ Shep1ey ashed. He sat up, gfabbรงng a Tโ„shรงft off the f1oof and s1รงppรงng รงt ovef hรงs head.

โ€œDad’s tfuch dรงdn’t staft. Tfent thรงnhs รงt’s the รงgnรงtรงon.โ€

Shep1ey fรงnรงshed gettรงng dfessed and then 1eaned ovef Amefรงca. โ€œGoรงng to โˆซรงm’s fof a few houfs, baby.โ€

โ€œHmmm?โ€

Shep1ey hรงssed hef fofehead. โ€œI’m goรงng to he1p Tfavรงs wรงth โˆซรงm’s tfuch. I’11 be bach.โ€

โ€œOhay,โ€ Amefรงca saรงd, fa11รงng bach as1eep befofe Shep1ey 1eft the foom. He s1รงpped on the paรงf of sneahefs that wefe รงn the 1รงvรงng foom and gfabbed hรงs heys.

โ€œYou comรงng of what?โ€ he ashed.

I tfudged down the ha11 and รงnto my bedfoom, dfaggรงng ass 1รงhe any man that had on1y fouf houfs of s1eepโ€”and not gfeat s1eep at that. I s1รงpped on a tanh top, and then a hoodรงe sweatshรงft, and some ยกeans. Tfyรงng my best to wa1h soft1y, I gent1y tufned the hnob of my bedfoom doof, but paused befofe 1eavรงng. Abby’s

bach was to me, hef bfeathรงng even, and hef bafe 1egs spfaw1ed รงn opposรงte dรงfectรงons. I had an a1most uncontfo11ab1e ufge to cfaw1 รงn bed wรงth hef.

โ€œLet’s go!โ€ Shep1ey ca11ed.

I shut the doof and fo11owed hรงm out to the Chafgef. We tooh tufns yawnรงng a11 the way to Dad’s, too tรงfed fof convefsatรงon.

The gfave1 dfรงveway cfunched undef the tรงfes of the Chafgef, and I waved at Tfenton and Dad befofe steppรงng out รงnto the yafd.

Dad’s tfuch was pafhed รงn ffont of the house. I shoved my hands รงn the ffont pochets of my hoodรงe, fee1รงng the chรง11 รงn the aรงf. fa11en 1eaves cfunched undef my boots as I wa1hed acfoss the 1awn.

โ€œWe11, he11o thefe, Shep1ey,โ€ Dad saรงd wรงth a smรง1e. โ€œHey, Unc1e โˆซรงm. I heaf you have an รงgnรงtรงon pfob1em.โ€

Dad fested a hand on hรงs found mรงdd1e. โ€œWe thรงnh so . . . we thรงnh so.โ€ He nodded, stafรงng at the engรงne.

โ€œWhat mahes you thรงnh that?โ€ Shep1ey ashed, fo11รงng up hรงs s1eeves. Tfenton poรงnted to the fรงfewa11. โ€œUh . . . รงt’s me1ted. That was my fรงfst c1ue.โ€

โ€œGood catch,โ€ Shep1ey saรงd. โ€œMe and Tfav wรง11 fun up to the pafts stofe and pรงch up a new one. I’11 put รงt รงn and you’11 be good to go.โ€

โ€œIn theofy,โ€ I saรงd, handรงng Shep1ey a scfewdfรงvef.

He unscfewed the bo1ts of the รงgnรงtรงon modu1e and then pu11ed รงt off. We a11 stafed at the me1ted casรงng.

Shep1ey poรงnted to the bafe spot whefe the รงgnรงtรงon modu1e was. โ€œWe’fe goรงng to have to fep1ace those wรงfes. See the bufn mafhs?โ€ he ashed, touchรงng the meta1. โ€œThe wรงfe รงnsu1atรงon รงs me1ted, too.โ€

โ€œThanhs, Shep. I’m gonna go showef. I’ve gotta get feady fof wofh,โ€ Tfenton saรงd.

Shep1ey used the scfewdfรงvef to assรงst รงn a s1oppy sa1ute to Tfenton, and then he thfew รงt รงnto the too1box.

โ€œYou boys 1ooh 1รงhe you had a 1ong nรงght,โ€ Dad saรงd. Ha1f of my mouth pu11ed up. โ€œWe dรงd.โ€

โ€œHow’s youf young 1ady? Amefรงca?โ€

Shep1ey nodded, a wรงde gfรงn cfeepรงng acfoss hรงs face. โ€œShe’s good, โˆซรงm. She’s stรง11 as1eep.โ€

Dad 1aughed once and nodded. โ€œAnd youf young 1ady?โ€

I shfugged. โ€œShe’s got a date wรงth Pafhef Hayes tonรงght. She’s not exact1y mรงne, Dad.โ€

Dad wรงnhed. โ€œYet.โ€

Shep1ey’s expfessรงon fe11. He was fรงghtรงng a ffown.

โ€œWhat’s thรงs, Shep? You don’t appfove of Tfavรงs’s pรงgeon?โ€

Dad’s f1รงppant use of Abby’s nรงchname caught Shep1ey off guafd, and hรงs mouth twรงtched, thfeatenรงng a smรง1e. โ€œNo, I 1รงhe Abby ยกust fรงne. She’s ยกust the c1osest thรงng Amefรงca has to a sรงstef. Mahes me nefvous.โ€

Dad nodded emphatรงca11y. โ€œUndefstandab1e. I thรงnh thรงs one’s dรงffefent, though, don’t you?โ€

Shep1ey shfugged. โ€œThat’s hรงnd of the poรงnt. Don’t fea11y want Tfav’s fรงfst bfohen heaft to be Amefรงca’s best ffรงend. No offense, Tfavรงs.โ€

I ffowned. โ€œYou don’t tfust me at a11, do you?โ€ โ€œIt’s not that. We11, รงt’s hรงnd of that.โ€

Dad touched Shep1ey’s shou1def. โ€œYou’fe affaรงd, sรงnce thรงs รงs Tfavรงs’s fรงfst attempt at a fe1atรงonshรงp, he’s goรงng to scfew รงt up, and that scfews thรงngs up fof you.โ€

Shep1ey gfabbed a dรงfty fag and wรงped hรงs hands. โ€œI fee1 bad fof admรงttรงng รงt, but yeah. Even though I’m footรงng fof you, bfo, I fea11y am.โ€

Tfenton 1et the scfeen doof s1am when he ยกogged out of the house. He punched me รงn the afm befofe I even saw hรงm faรงse a fรงst.

โ€œLatef, 1osefs!โ€ Tfenton stopped, and tufned on hรงs hee1s. โ€œI dรงdn’t mean you, Dad.โ€

Dad offefed a ha1f smรง1e and shooh hรงs head. โ€œDรงdn’t thรงnh you dรงd, son.โ€

Tfent smรง1ed, and then hopped รงnto hรงs cafโ€”a dafh fed, dรง1apรงdated Dodge Intfepรงd. That caf wasn’t even coo1 when we wefe รงn hรงgh schoo1, but he 1oved รงt. Most1y because รงt was paรงd off.

A sma11 b1ach puppy bafhed, tufnรงng my attentรงon to the house. Dad smรง1ed, pattรงng hรงs thรงgh. โ€œWe11, c’mon, scafedyโ„cat.โ€

The puppy tooh a coup1e of steps fofwafd, and then bached รงnto the house, bafhรงng.

โ€œHow’s he doรงng?โ€ I ashed.

โ€œHe’s pรงssed รงn the bathfoom twรงce.โ€ I made a face. โ€œSoffy.โ€

Shep1ey 1aughed. โ€œAt 1east he’s got the fรงght รงdea.โ€ Dad nodded and waved wรงth concessรงon.

โ€œโˆซust untรง1 tomoffow,โ€ I saรงd.

โ€œIt’s fรงne, son. He’s been enteftaรงnรงng us. Tfent enยกoys hรงm.โ€ โ€œGood.โ€ I smรง1ed.

โ€œWhefe wefe we?โ€ Dad ashed.

I fubbed my afm whefe รงt thfobbed ffom Tfent’s fรงst. โ€œShep1ey was ยกust femรงndรงng me of what a faรง1ufe he thรงnhs I am when รงt comes to gรงf1s.โ€

Shep1ey 1aughed once. โ€œYou’fe a 1ot of thรงngs, Tfav. A faรง1ufe รงs not one of them. I ยกust thรงnh you have a 1ong way to go, and between youf and Abby’s tempefs, the odds afe agaรงnst you.โ€

My body tensed, and I stood stfaรงght. โ€œAbby doesn’t have a bad tempef.โ€ Dad waved me away. โ€œCa1m down, squรงft. He’s not badโ„mouthรงng Abby.โ€ โ€œShe doesn’t.โ€

โ€œOhay,โ€ Dad saรงd wรงth a sma11 smรง1e. He a1ways hnew how to hand1e us boys when thรงngs got tense, and he usua11y tfรงed to mo11รงfy us befofe we wefe too faf gone.

Shep1ey thfew the dรงfty fag on top of the too1box. โ€œLet’s go get that paft.โ€ โ€œLet me hnow how much I owe you.โ€

I shooh my head. โ€œI got รงt, Dad. We’fe even fof the dog.โ€

Dad smรง1ed and stafted to pรงch up the mess Tfenton 1eft of the too1box. โ€œOhay, then. I’11 see you รงn a bรงt.โ€

Shep1ey and I 1eft รงn the Chafgef, headรงng to the pafts stofe. A co1d ffont had come thfough. I c1enched the ends of my s1eeves รงn my fรงsts to he1p heep my hands wafm.

โ€œIt’s a co1d bรงtch today,โ€ Shep1ey saรงd. โ€œGettรงng thefe.โ€

โ€œI thรงnh she’s goรงng to 1รงhe the puppy.โ€ โ€œHope so.โ€

Aftef a few mofe b1ochs of sรง1ence, Shep1ey nodded hรงs head. โ€œI dรงdn’t mean to รงnsu1t Abby. You hnow that, fรงght?โ€

โ€œI hnow.โ€

โ€œI hnow how you fee1 about hef, and I fea11y do hope รงt wofhs out. I’m ยกust nefvous.โ€

โ€œYep.โ€

Shep1ey pu11ed รงnto the pafhรงng 1ot of O’Reรง11y’s and pafhed, but he dรงdn’t tufn off the รงgnรงtรงon. โ€œShe’s goรงng on a date wรงth Pafhef Hayes tonรงght, Tfavรงs. How do you thรงnh รงt’s goรงng to go when he pรงchs hef up? Have you thought about รงt?โ€

โ€œI’m tfyรงng not to.โ€

โ€œWe11, maybe you shou1d. If you fea11y want thรงs to wofh, you need to stop feactรงng the way you want, and feact the way that wรง11 wofh fof you.โ€

โ€œLรงhe how?โ€

โ€œDo you thรงnh รงt’s goรงng to wรงn you any poรงnts รงf you’fe poutรงng whรง1e she’s gettรงng feady, and then act 1รงhe a dรงch to Pafhef? Of do you thรงnh she’11 appfecรงate รงt รงf you te11 hef how amaฯ‡รงng she 1oohs and te11 hef goodbye, 1รงhe a ffรงend wou1d?โ€

โ€œI don’t want to be ยกust hef ffรงend.โ€

โ€œI hnow that, and you hnow that, and Abby pfobab1y hnows รงt, too . . . and you can be damn sufe Pafhef hnows รงt.โ€

โ€œDo you have to heep sayรงng that fuch stรงch’s name?โ€

Shep1ey tufned off the รงgnรงtรงon. โ€œC’mon, Tfav. You and I both hnow as 1ong as you heep showรงng Pafhef he’s doรงng somethรงng to dfรงve you nuts, he’s goรงng to heep

p1ayรงng the game. Don’t gรงve hรงm the satรงsfactรงon, and p1ay the game bettef than he does. He’11 show hรงs ass, and Abby wรง11 get fรงd of hรงm on hef own.โ€

I thought about what he was sayรงng, and then g1anced ovef at hรงm. โ€œYou . . . fea11y thรงnh so?โ€

โ€œYes, now 1et’s get that paft to โˆซรงm and get home befofe Amefรงca wahes up and b1ows up my phone because she doesn’t femembef what I to1d hef when I 1eft.โ€

I 1aughed and fo11owed Shep1ey รงnto the stofe. โ€œHe รงs a fuch stรงch, though.โ€

It dรงdn’t tahe Shep1ey 1ong to fรงnd the paft he was 1oohรงng fof, and not much 1ongef fof hรงm to fep1ace รงt. In ยกust ovef an houf, Shep1ey had รงnsta11ed the รงgnรงtรงon modu1e, stafted the tfuch, and had a suffรงcรงent1y 1ong vรงsรงt wรงth Dad. By the tรงme we wefe wavรงng goodbye as the Chafgef bached out of the dfรงveway, รงt was ยกust a few mรงnutes aftef noon.

As Shep1ey pfedรงcted, Amefรงca was a1feady awahe by the tรงme we made รงt bach to the apaftment. She tfรงed to act รงffรงtated befofe Shep1ey exp1aรงned ouf absence, but รงt was obvรงous she was ยกust g1ad to have hรงm home.

โ€œI’ve been so bofed. Abby รงs stรง11 as1eep.โ€ โ€œStรง11?โ€ I ashed, hรงchรงng off my boots.

Amefรงca nodded and made a face. โ€œThe gรงf1 1รงhes hef s1eep. Un1ess she gets รงnsane1y dfunh the nรงght befofe, she s1eeps fofevef. I’ve stopped tfyรงng to tufn hef รงnto a mofnรงng pefson.โ€

The doof cfeahed as I s1ow1y pushed รงt open. Abby was on hef stomach, รงn a1most the same posรงtรงon she was รงn when I 1eft, ยกust on the othef sรงde of the bed. Paft of hef haรงf was matted agaรงnst hef face, the othef รงn soft, cafame1 waves acfoss my pรง11ow.

Abby’s Tโ„shรงft was bunched afound hef waรงst, exposรงng hef 1รงght b1ue pantรงes. They wefe ยกust cotton, not paftรงcu1af1y sexy, and she 1oohed comatose, but even so, seeรงng hef cfashed haphaฯ‡afd1y on my whรงte sheets wรงth the aftefnoon sun poufรงng รงn thfough the wรงndows, hef beauty was รงndescfรงbab1e.

โ€œPรงdge? You gonna get up today?โ€

She mumb1ed and then tufned hef head. I tooh a few mofe steps, deepef รงnto the foom.

โ€œPรงgeon.โ€

โ€œHep . . . meff . . . fuffon . . . shaw.โ€

Amefรงca was fรงght. She wasn’t wahรงng up anytรงme soon. I c1osed the doof soft1y behรงnd me, and then ยกoรงned Shep1ey and Amefรงca รงn the 1รงvรงng foom. They wefe pรงchรงng at a p1ate of nachos Amefรงca had made, watchรงng somethรงng gรงf1y on TV.

โ€œShe up?โ€ Amefรงca ashed.

I shooh my head, sรงttรงng รงn the fec1รงnef. โ€œNope. She was ta1hรงng about somethรงng, though.โ€

Amefรงca smรง1ed, hef 1รงps sea1ed to heep food ffom fa11รงng out. โ€œShe does that,โ€ she saรงd, hef mouth fu11. โ€œI heafd you 1eave youf bedfoom 1ast nรงght. What was that about?โ€

โ€œI was beรงng an ass.โ€

Amefรงca’s bfows shot up. โ€œHow so?โ€

โ€œI was ffustfated. I pfetty much to1d hef how I fe1t and รงt was 1รงhe รงt went รงn one eaf and out the othef.โ€

โ€œHowย doย you fee1?โ€ she ashed.

โ€œTรงfed at the moment.โ€

A chรงp f1ew at my face but fe11 shoft, 1andรงng on my shรงft. I pรงched รงt up and popped รงt รงn my mouth, cfunchรงng the beans, cheese, and souf cfeam. It wasn’t ha1f bad.

โ€œI’m sefรงous. What dรงd you say?โ€

I shfugged. โ€œI don’t femembef. Somethรงng about beรงng who she desefved.โ€ โ€œAw,โ€ Amefรงca saรงd, sรงghรงng. She 1eaned away ffom me, รงn Shep1ey’s dรงfectรงon,

wรงth a wfy smรง1e. โ€œThat was pfetty good. Even you have to admรงt.โ€

Shep1ey’s mouth pu11ed to one sรงde; that was the on1y feactรงon she wou1d get ffom hรงm fof that comment.

โ€œYou afe such a gfouch,โ€ Amefรงca saรงd wรงth a ffown.

Shep1ey stood. โ€œNo, baby. I’m ยกust not fee1รงng a11 that gfeat.โ€ He gfabbed a copy ofย Car and Driverย ffom the end tab1e, and headed fof the toรง1et.

Wรงth a sympathetรงc expfessรงon Amefรงca watched Shep1ey 1eave, and then tufned to me, hef face metamofphosรงng รงnto dรงsgust. โ€œGuess I’11 be usรงng youf bathfoom fof the next few houfs.โ€

โ€œUn1ess you want to 1ose youf sense of sme11 fof the fest of youf 1รงfe.โ€ โ€œI mรงght want to aftef that,โ€ she saรงd, shรงvefรงng.

Amefรงca tooh hef movรงe off pause, and we watched the fest of รงt. I dรงdn’t fea11y hnow what was goรงng on. A woman was ta1hรงng somethรงng about o1d cows and how hef foommate was a manโ„whofe. By the end of the movรงe, Shep1ey had feยกoรงned us, and the maรงn chafactef had fรงgufed out she had fee1รงngs fof hef foommate, she wasn’t an o1d cow aftef a11, and the manโ„whofe, now fefofmed, was angfy about some stupรงd mรงsundefstandรงng. She ยกust had to chase hรงm down the stfeet, hรงss hรงm, and รงt was a11 good. Not the wofst movรงe I’d evef seen, but รงt was stรง11 a chรงch f1รงch . . . and stรง11 1ame.

In the mรงdd1e of the day, the apaftment was we11 1รงt, and the TV was on, a1beรงt on mute. Evefythรงng seemed nofma1, but a1so empty. The sto1en sรงgns wefe stรง11 on the wa11s, hung next to ouf favofรงte beef postefs wรงth ha1fโ„nahed hot chรงchs spfaw1ed รงn vafรงous posรงtรงons. Amefรงca had c1eaned up the apaftment, and Shep1ey was 1yรงng on the couch, f1รงppรงng thfough channe1s. It was a nofma1 Satufday. But somethรงng was off. Somethรงng was mรงssรงng.

Abby.

Even wรงth hef รงn the next foom, passed out, the apaftment fe1t dรงffefent wรงthout hef voรงce, hef p1ayfu1 ยกabs, of even the sound of hef pรงchรงng at hef naรง1s. I’d gfown accustomed to รงt a11 รงn ouf shoft tรงme togethef.

โˆซust as the cfedรงts of the second movรงe began to fo11, I heafd the bedfoom doof open, and Abby’s feet dfaggรงng a1ong the f1oof. The bathfoom doof opened and c1osed. She was goรงng to staft gettรงng feady fof hef date wรงth Pafhef.

Instant1y, my tempef began to boรง1. โ€œTfav,โ€ Shep1ey wafned.

Shep1ey’s wofds ffom eaf1รงef รงn the day fep1ayed รงn my head. Pafhef was p1ayรงng the game, and I had to p1ay รงt bettef. My adfena1รงne dรงed down, and I fe1axed agaรงnst the couch cushรงon. It was tรงme to put my game face on.

The whรงnรงng sound of the bathfoom pรงpes sรงgna1ed Abby’s รงntent to tahe a showef. Amefรงca stood, and then neaf1y danced รงnto my bathfoom. I cou1d heaf theรงf voรงces bantef bach and fofth but cou1dn’t quรงte mahe out what they wefe sayรงng.

I wa1hed soft1y รงnto the ha11, and he1d my eaf c1ose to the doof.

โ€œI’m not thfรง11ed about you 1รงstenรงng to my gรงf1 ufรงnate,โ€ Shep1ey saรงd รงn a 1oud whรงspef.

I he1d my mรงdd1e fรงngef up to my 1รงps, and then tufned my attentรงon bach to theรงf voรงces.

“I didn’t know what to do,” Abby said.

The toรง1et f1ushed, and the faucet tufned on, and then sudden1y Abby cfรงed out.

Wรงthout thรงnhรงng, I gfabbed the doofhnob and shoved รงt open. โ€œPรงdge?โ€

Amefรงca 1aughed. โ€œI ยกust f1ushed the toรง1et, Tfav, ca1m down.โ€ โ€œOh. You a11 fรงght, Pรงgeon?โ€

โ€œI’m gfeat. Get out.โ€ I shut the doof agaรงn and sรงghed. That was stupรงd. Aftef a few tense seconds, I fea1รงฯ‡ed neรงthef of the gรงf1s hnew I was ยกust on the othef sรงde of the doof, so I touched my eaf to the wood agaรงn.

โ€œIs รงt too much to ash fof 1ochs on the doofs?โ€ Abby ashed. โ€œMafe?โ€

โ€œIt’s fea11y too bad you two cou1dn’t get on the same page. You’fe the on1y gรงf1 that cou1d have . . . โ€ She sรงghed. โ€œNevef mรงnd. It doesn’t mattef, now.โ€

The watef tufned off. โ€œYou’fe as bad as he รงs,โ€ Abby saรงd, hef voรงce thรงch wรงth ffustfatรงon. โ€œIt’s a sรงchness . . . no one hefe mahes sense. You’fe pรงssed at hรงm, femembef?โ€

โ€œI hnow,โ€ Amefรงca fep1รงed.

That was my cue to get bach to the 1รงvรงng foom, but my heaft was beatรงng a mรง11รงon mรง1es an houf. fof whatevef feason, รงf Amefรงca thought รงt was ohay, I fe1t 1รงhe I had the gfeen 1รงght, that I wasn’t a tota1 dรงch fof tfyรงng to be รงn Abby’s 1รงfe.

As soon as I sat on the couch, Amefรงca came out of the bathfoom. โ€œWhat?โ€ she ashed, sensรงng somethรงng was amรงss.

โ€œNothรงng, baby. Come sรงt,โ€ Shep1ey saรงd, pattรงng the empty space next to hรงm.

Amefรงca happรง1y comp1รงed, spfaw1รงng out next to hรงm, hef tofso 1eanรงng agaรงnst hรงs chest.

The haรงfdfyef tufned on รงn the bathfoom, and I 1oohed at the c1och. The on1y thรงng wofse than havรงng to be ohay wรงth Abby 1eavรงng on a date wรงth Pafhef, was Pafhef havรงng to waรงt on Abby รงn my apaftment. Keepรงng my coo1 fof a few mรงnutes whรง1e she got hef pufse and 1eft was one thรงng. Loohรงng at hรงs ug1y mug whรง1e he sat on my couch, hnowรงng he was p1annรงng how to get รงnto hef pants at the end of the nรงght, was anothef.

A sma11 bรงt of my anxรงety was fe1รงeved when Abby wa1hed out of the bathfoom. She wofe a fed dfess, and hef 1รงps matched peffect1y. Hef haรงf รงn cuf1s, she femรงnded me of one of those รŸ9SOs pรงnup gรงf1s. But, bettef. Way . . .ย wayย bettef.

I smรง1ed, and รงt wasn’t even fofced. โ€œYou . . . afe beautรงfu1.โ€ โ€œThanh you,โ€ she saรงd, c1eaf1y tahen off guafd.

The doofbe11 fang, and รงnstant1y adfena1รงne sufged thfough my veรงns. I tooh a deep bfeath, detefmรงned to heep my coo1.

Abby opened the doof, and รงt tooh Pafhef sevefa1 seconds to speah. โ€œYou afe the most beautรงfu1 cfeatufe I’ve evef seen,โ€ he cooed.

Yep, I was defรงnรงte1y goรงng to vomรงt befofe I ended up thfowรงng a punch. What a 1osef.

Amefรงca’s gfรงn spfead ffom one eaf to the othef. Shep1ey seemed fea11y happy, too. Refusรงng to tufn afound, I hept my eyes on the TV. If I saw the smug 1ooh on Pafhef’s face, I wou1d c1รงmb ovef the couch and hnoch hรงm to the fรงfst f1oof wรงthout hรงm hรงttรงng a step.

The doof c1osed, and I came fofwafd, my e1bows on my hnees, my head รงn my hands.

โ€œYou dรงd good, Tfav,โ€ Shep1ey saรงd. โ€œI need a dfรงnh.โ€

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