โItโs refreshing, really,โ he says. โTo see that the youth still value things like punctuality. Itโs always so frustrating when people waste my time.โ
My head is full of missing buttons and shards of glass and broken pencil tips. Iโm nodding too slowly, blinking like an idiot, unable to find the words in my mouth either because theyโre lost or because they never existed or simply because I have no idea what to say.
I donโt know what I was expecting.
Maybe I thought heโd be old and slumped and slightly blind. Maybe heโd be wearing a patch on one eye and have to walk with a cane. Maybe heโd have rotting teeth and ragged skin and coarse, balding hair and maybe heโd be a centaur, a unicorn, an old witch with a pointy hat anything anything anything but this. Because this isnโt possible. This is so hard for me to understand and whatever I was expecting was wrong so utterly, incredibly, horribly wrong.
Iโm staring at a man who is absolutely, breathtakingly beautiful. And he is aย man.
He has to be at least 45 years old, tall and strong and silhouetted in a suit that fits him so perfectly itโs almost unfair. His hair is thick, smooth like hazelnut spread; his jawline is sharp, the lines of his face perfectly symmetrical, his cheekbones hardened by life and age. But itโs his eyes that make all the difference. His eyes are the most spectacular things Iโve ever seen.
Theyโre almost aquamarine.
โPlease,โ he says, flashing me an incredible smile. โCome in.โ
And it hits me then, right in that moment, because everything suddenly makes sense. His look; his stature; his smooth, classy demeanor; the ease with which I nearly forgot he was a villainโthis man.
Thisย is Warnerโs father.
I step into what looks like a small living room. There are old, lumpy couches settled around a tiny coffee table. The wallpaper is yellowed and peeling from age. The house is heavy with a strange, moldy smell that indicates the cracked glass windows havenโt been opened in years, and the carpet is forest green under my feet, the walls embellished with fake wood panels that donโt make sense to me at all. This house is, in a word, ugly. It seems ridiculous for a man
so striking to be found inside of a house so horribly inferior. โOh wait,โ he says, โjust one thing.โ
โWhaโโ
Heโs pinned me against the wall by the throat, his hands carefully sheathed in a pair of leather gloves, already prepared to touch my skin to cut off my oxygen, choke me to death and Iโm so sure Iโm dying, Iโm so sure that this is what it feels like to die, to be utterly immobilized, limp from the neck down. I try to claw at him, kicking at his body with the last of my energy until Iโm giving up, forfeiting to my own stupidity, my last thoughts condemning me for being such an idiot, for thinking I could actually come in here and accomplish anything until I realize heโs undone my holsters, stolen my guns, put them in his pockets.
He lets me go.
I drop to the floor.
He tells me to have a seat.
I shake my head, coughing against the torture in my lungs, wheezing into the dirty, musty air, heaving in strange, horrible gasps, my whole body in spasms against the pain. Iโve been inside for less than 2 minutes and heโs already overpowered me. I have to figure out how to do something, how to get through this alive. Nowโs not the time to hold back.
I press my eyes shut for a moment. Try to clear my airways, try to find my head. When I finally look up I see heโs already seated himself on one of the chairs, staring at me as though thoroughly entertained.
I can hardly speak. โWhere are the hostages?โ
โTheyโre fine.โ This man whose name I do not know waves an indifferent hand in the air. โTheyโll be just fine. Are you sure you wonโt sit down?โ
โWhatโโ I try to clear my throat and regret it immediately, forcing myself to blink back the traitorous tears burning my eyes. โWhat do you want from me?โ
He leans forward in his seat. Clasps his hands. โYou know, Iโm not entirely sure anymore.โ
โWhat?โ
โWell, youโve certainly figured out that all of thisโโhe nods at me, around the roomโโis just a distraction, right?โ
He smiles that same incredible smile. โSurely youโve realized that my ultimate goal was to lure your people out into my territory? My men are waiting for just one word. One word from me and they will seek out and destroy all of your little friends waiting so patiently within this half-mile
radius.โ
Terror waves hello to me.
He laughs a little. โIf you think I donโt know exactly whatโs going on in my ownย land, young lady, you are quite mistaken.โ He shakes his head. โIโve let these freaks live too freely among us, and it was my mistake. Theyโre causing me too much trouble, and now itโs time to take them out.โ
โI am one of those freaks,โ I tell him, trying to control the tremble in my voice. โWhy did you bring me here if all you want is to kill us? Why me? You didnโt have to single me out.โ
โYouโre right.โ He nods. Stands up. Shoves his hands into his pockets. โI came here with a purpose: to clean up the mess my son made, and to finally put an end to the naive efforts of a group of idiotic aberrations. To erase the lot of you from this sorry world. But then,โ he says, laughing a little, โjust as I began drafting my plans, my son came to me and begged me not to kill you.
Just you.โ He stops. Looks up. โHe actuallyย begged meย not to kill you.โ Laughs again. โIt was just as pathetic as it was surprising.
โOf course then I knew I had to meet you,โ he says, smiling, staring at me like he might be enchanted. โ โI must meet the girl whoโs managed to bewitch my boy!โ I said to myself. This girl whoโs managed to make him lose sight of his prideโhisย dignityโlong enough to beg me for a favor.โ A pause. โDo you know,โ he says to me, โwhen my son has ever asked me for a favor?โ He cocks his head. Waits for me to answer.
I shake my head.
โNever.โ He takes a breath. โNever. Not once in nineteen years has he ever asked me for anything. Hard to believe, isnโt it?โ His smile is wider, brilliant. โI take full credit, of course. I raised him well. Taught him to be entirely self- reliant, self-possessed, unencumbered by the needs and wants that break most other men. So to hear these disgraceful, pleading words come out of his mouth?โ He shakes his head. โWell. Naturally, I was intrigued. I had to see you for myself. I needed to understand what heโd seen, what was so special about you that it couldโve caused such a colossal lapse in judgment. Though, to be perfectly honest,โ he says, โI really didnโt think youโd show up.โ He takes one hand out of his pocket, gestures with it as he speaks. โI mean I certainly hoped you would. But I thought if you did, youโd at least come with supportโsome form of backup. But here you are, wearing this spandex monstrosityโโhe laughs out loudโโand youโre all alone.โ He studies me. โVery stupid,โ he says. โBut brave. I like that. I can admire bravery.
โAnyhow, I brought you here to teach my son a lesson. I had every intention of killing you,โ he says, assuming a slow, steady walk around the room. โAnd I preferred to do it where he would be sure to see it. War is
messy,โ he adds, waving his hand. โItโs easy to lose track of whoโs been killed and how they died and who killed whom, et cetera, et cetera. I wanted this particular death to be as clean and simple as the message it would convey. Itโs not good for him to form these kinds of attachments, after all. Itโs my duty as his father to put an end to that kind of nonsense.โ
I feel sick, so sick, so tremendously sick to my stomach. This man is far worse than I ever could have imagined.
My voice is one hard breath, one loud whisper when I speak. โSo why donโt you just kill me?โ
He hesitates. Says, โI donโt know. I had no idea you were going to be quite so lovely. Iโm afraid my son never mentioned how beautiful you are. And itโs always so difficult to kill a beautiful thing,โ he sighs. โBesides, you surprised me. You arrived on time. Alone. You were actually willing to sacrifice yourself to save the worthless creatures stupid enough to get themselves caught.โ
He takes a sharp breath. โMaybe we could keep you. If you donโt prove useful, you might prove entertaining, at the very least.โ He tilts his head, thoughtful. โThough if we did keep you, I suppose youโd have to come back to the capital with me, because I canโt trust my son to do anything right anymore. Iโve given him far too many chances.โ
โThanks for the offer,โ I tell him. โBut Iโd really rather jump off a cliff.โ
His laughter is like a hundred little bells, happy and wholesome and contagious. โOh my.โ He smiles, bright and warm and devastatingly sincere. He shakes his head. Calls over his shoulder toward what looks like it might be another roomโmaybe the kitchen, I canโt be sureโand says, โSon, would you come in here, please?โ
And all I can think is that sometimes youโre dying, sometimes youโre about to explode, sometimes youโre 6 feet under and youโre searching for a window when someone pours lighter fluid in your hair and lights a match on your face.
I feel my bones ignite. Warner is here.





