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Chapter no 18 – MAKEOVERS FOR EVERYONE

Things We Never Got Over (Knockemout, #1)

Naomi

โ€œSurprise!โ€ Stef said as he pulled into a parking space directly in front of Whiskey Clipper.

Uh-oh.

โ€œWhat are we doing here?โ€ I asked. โ€œBack-to-school hair,โ€ Stef said.

โ€œSeriously?โ€ Waylay asked, biting her lip. She couldnโ€™t quite pull off the bored pre-teen vibe, and I knew it was going to be a good idea, even if it meant braving a run-in with Knox.

โ€œDeadly, darling,โ€ Stef said, hopping out from behind the wheel of his spiffy little Porsche SUV. He opened the back door for her. โ€œFirst day of school is a fresh start for everyone. And from the reviews, this isย theย place for hair.โ€

I climbed out and joined them on the sidewalk.

Stef slung an arm around both of us. โ€œFirst hair. Then lunch. Then nails.

Then fashion show for first-day outfits.โ€ I grinned. โ€œOutfits?โ€

โ€œYouโ€™re walking Way to the bus. You need something that says โ€˜responsible yet hot aunt.โ€™โ€

Waylay giggled. โ€œMost moms just show up in pajamas or in sweaty workout stuff.โ€

โ€œExactly. We need to make a statement that the Witt women are fierce and fashionable.โ€

I rolled my eyes.

Stef caught me and crossed his arms in impatience. โ€œWhat have I always told you, Naomi? And you listen to this too, Way.โ€

โ€œWhen you look good, you feel good,โ€ I recited. โ€œGood girl. Now get your cute little asses in there.โ€

The interior of Whiskey Clipper was cooler than any salon Iโ€™d ever set foot in. Instead of the muted pastels and spa music typical in most hair establishments, here it was brick walls and โ€™70s rock. Black-and-white photos of Knockemout in the early part of the 20th century hung in stylish gallery frames. One entire wall was dominated by a bar of decanters and bottles of whiskey. Exotic flower arrangements occupied the low, curved front desk and the whiskey bar.

The waiting area looked more like a VIP lounge with its leather couches and glass side tables. The concrete floor was covered with a faux cowhide rug.

It felt cool, a little steam-punky. And a lot expensive.

I turned to my friend and lowered my voice. โ€œStef, I know you were being nice, but moneyโ€”โ€

โ€œShut your stupid beautiful face, Witty. This is on me.โ€

He held up a hand when I opened my mouth to argue. โ€œI didnโ€™t get you a wedding present.โ€

โ€œWhy not?โ€

He looked at me dryly for a long beat. โ€œRight. Of course you predicted it.โ€

โ€œLook, youโ€™re getting your โ€˜my fiancรฉ likes my hair longโ€™ shit cut into somethingย youย love. And that adorable smartass niece of ours is getting a style that is going to be more interesting to those little fuckers in the sixth grade.โ€

โ€œYouโ€™re impossible to argue with, you know that?โ€

โ€œYou might as well save your energy and quit trying.โ€

โ€œHello, ladies and gentleman,โ€ Jeremiah called from a station with an ornate mirror and a scarlet cape draped over the chair. โ€œWhoโ€™s ready to change their lives today?โ€

Waylay sidled up to me. โ€œIs he serious?โ€

Stef took her by the shoulders. โ€œListen, shorty. Youโ€™ve never experienced the miracle of the kind of haircut that is so good it parts the clouds and makes the angels sing. Youโ€™re in for a treat today.โ€

โ€œWhat if I donโ€™t like it?โ€ she whispered.

โ€œIf you donโ€™t like it, our next stop will be Target, and Iโ€™ll buy you every hair accessory in existence until we find the perfect way to style your new hair.โ€

โ€œYour hair is yours. You get to decide what to do with it,โ€ I assured her. โ€œYou get to decide how you show up in this world. No one else gets to

dictate to you who you are,โ€ Stef said.

I knew he was saying it for Waylayโ€™s benefit, but the truth resonated deep down inside me too. Iโ€™d lost myself while trying to convince someone else that I was what he wanted. Iโ€™d forgotten who I was because Iโ€™d let someone else take over the definition.

โ€œOkay,โ€ Waylay said. โ€œBut if I hate it, Iโ€™m going to blame you guys.โ€ โ€œLetโ€™s do this,โ€ I said with conviction.

โ€œThere she is,โ€ Stef said, booping my nose and then Waylayโ€™s. โ€œNow, letโ€™s get started.โ€ He made a beeline for Jeremiah.

โ€œYour friend is weird,โ€ Waylay whispered. โ€œI know.โ€

โ€œI kinda like him.โ€ โ€œYeah. Me too.โ€

 

 

MAYBE IT WASย the second glass of champagne Jeremiah poured for me. Or maybe it was the fact that having a manโ€™s fingers massaging my scalp and playing with my hair was a long-forgotten delight. But whatever the reason, I felt relaxed for the first time inโ€ฆ I couldnโ€™t count backwards that far.

It wasnโ€™t that I didnโ€™t have things to worry about. There were plenty of those looming. Like the guardianship. And money. And the fact that I still hadnโ€™t told my parents about their granddaughter.

But right now, I had a gorgeous manโ€™s hands rubbing delicious circles into my scalp, a glass full of bubbles, and a niece who couldnโ€™t stop giggling over whatever Stasia was saying to her while they worked on temporary lowlights.

Stef and Jeremiah were deep in conversation about hair textures and product. I wondered if I was imagining the hint of spark between the two. The lingering smiles, the long flirtatious glances.

It had been a while since Stef had been in anything resembling a relationship, and the gorgeous, talented Jeremiah was definitely his kind of catnip.

I heard the roar of a motorcycle out on the street. The engine revved once before cutting off abruptly. A few seconds later, the front door opened.

โ€œHey, boss,โ€ Stasia called out.

My bubble of bliss popped.

The responding grunt had my heart trying to flutter its way out of my chest like an anxiety-ridden butterfly trapped in a glass jar.

โ€œStay,โ€ Jeremiah said firmly, pressing a hand to my shoulder. I couldnโ€™t see Knox. But I could feel his presence.

โ€œKnox,โ€ Stef drawled.

โ€œStef.โ€ I opened my eyes, wondering when the two of them had gotten on a grudging first-name basis.

โ€œHey, Way,โ€ Knox said, his voice a little softer. โ€œHi,โ€ she chirped.

I heard the approach of his boots, and every muscle in my body went rigid. No woman looked good with wet hair in a salon chair. Not that I was going for alluring or anything. Although I was wearing the underwear heโ€™d bought me.

โ€œNaomi,โ€ he rasped.

What was it about my name from that mouth that made my nether regions feel like they were being electrocuted? In a super s*xy, fun way.

โ€œKnox,โ€ I managed to choke out.

โ€œYour face is red,โ€ Jeremiah noted. โ€œIs the water too hot?โ€ Stef snickered.

I swear to God I could hear a smugness in the steady clomp of boots as they slowly retreated to the back of the shop.

Way to be cool, me.

Stef let out a low whistle from the barber chair he was occupying. โ€œSpaaaaarks,โ€ he sang quietly.

I raised my head out of the sink, sending a tidal wave of water over the lip of the bowl. โ€œWhat is the matter with you?โ€ I hissed. โ€œShut. Up.โ€

He raised his palms in surrender. โ€œFine. Sorry.โ€

As Jeremiah gently stuffed me back into the sink, I fumed. I didnโ€™t want or need sparks and I certainly didnโ€™t want or need anyone else calling attention to them.

Jeremiah wrapped a towel around my sodden hair and led me back to his station. Waylay was in the chair behind me, discussing cut and style options with Stasia and Stef.

โ€œSo. How do we feel about getting rid of some dead weight?โ€ Jeremiah asked, holding my gaze in the mirror. He hefted the bulk of my damp hair in one hand and held it above my shoulders.

โ€œWe feel really good about that,โ€ I decided.

 

 

I WASย mid-second-thought panic as Jeremiah aggressively snipped his way through my long hair when Knox returned with a cup of coffee and some kind of short, leather apron over his worn jeans. With his tattoo-adorned arms, the ruthlessly trimmed beard, and those scarred motorcycle boots, he looked like the definition of a man.

Our eyes locked in the mirror, and my breath caught in my throat.

After a too-long beat, Knox whistled and hooked his thumb at the client in the waiting area. The man hefted his tall frame out of the chair and lumbered back.

โ€œHowโ€™s it going, Aunt Naomi?โ€ Waylay called from behind me. โ€œStill look like a wet mop?โ€

Kids were jerks.

โ€œSheโ€™s being transformed as we speak,โ€ Jeremiah promised, sliding his long fingers through my significantly shorter hair. I choked back a purr.

โ€œHowโ€™s your hair?โ€ I asked my niece. โ€œBlue. I like it.โ€

She said it with a mix of reverence and excitement that had me smiling. I gave up worrying about whether or not I was overcompensating and turning Waylay into an entitled brat and decided to just go with it.

โ€œHow blue? Like Smurfette blue?โ€ โ€œWhoโ€™s Smurfette?โ€ Waylay asked.

โ€œWhoโ€™s Smurfette?โ€ Stasia scoffed. I heard her rummaging through her pockets and then the telltale sound of the Smurf theme song coming from a phone. โ€œThatโ€™s Smurfette.โ€

โ€œWish my hair was as long as hers,โ€ Waylay said wistfully.

โ€œYou cut it pretty short before you came in here. But itโ€™ll grow,โ€ Stasia told her with confidence.

Waylay was silent for a moment, and I craned my neck for a glimpse of her in the mirror. โ€œI didnโ€™t cut it,โ€ she said, eyes meeting mine.

โ€œWhatโ€™s that, sweetheart?โ€ Stasia asked.

โ€œI didnโ€™t cut it,โ€ Waylay said again. โ€œMy mom did. As a punishment. Couldnโ€™t ground me โ€™cause she was never around. So she chopped off my hair.โ€

โ€œThat fucking bโ€”ouch!โ€

I kicked Stef then spun my chair around.

Waylay shrugged at the suddenly silent adults around her. โ€œIt wasnโ€™t a big deal.โ€

Thatโ€™s what sheโ€™d told herself. I remembered the tidy bins of hair accessories in her old bedroom. Tina had taken something from her, something sheโ€™d taken pride in.

Stef and Stasia looked to me, and I searched for the right words to make this okay.

But someone beat me to it.

Knox dropped the razor on a metal tray with a clang and crossed to Waylayโ€™s chair. โ€œYou get that that was a dick move, right?โ€

โ€œKnox, language,โ€ I hissed.

He ignored me. โ€œWhat your mom did was born out of a place of unhappiness and meanness inside her. It had nothing to do with you. You didnโ€™t cause it or deserve it. She was just being an asshole, yeah?โ€

Waylayโ€™s eyes narrowed as if she were waiting for the punchline. โ€œYeah?โ€ she said tentatively.

He nodded briskly. โ€œGood. I donโ€™t know why your mom does the things she does. I donโ€™t really want to know. Somethingโ€™s broke inside her, and that makes her treat others like shit. Got it?โ€

Waylay nodded again.

โ€œYour Aunt Naomi over there isnโ€™t like that. Sheโ€™s not broken. Sheโ€™ll probably still fuck up now and then, but thatโ€™s cause sheโ€™s human, not broken. Which is why when you mess upโ€”and you will cause youโ€™re human tooโ€”there has to be a consequence. It wonโ€™t be cutting your hair or not making you dinner. Itโ€™ll be boring shit like chores and grounding and no TV. Got it?โ€

โ€œI got it,โ€ she said quietly.

โ€œFrom here on out, if anyone says they have a right to decide what to do with your body, kid, you kick โ€™em in the ass, then come find me,โ€ Knox told her.

Well, hell.ย The manโ€™s hotness had just escalated into underwear melting territory.

โ€œAnd me,โ€ Stef agreed.

Jeremiah gave her a level look. โ€œMe too.โ€

Waylayโ€™s lips quirked and she was having a hard time keeping her smile under wraps. I, on the other hand, suddenly felt a little damp in the eyeย andย underwear areas.

โ€œThen when theyโ€™re done kicking ass, you come find me,โ€ Stasia said. โ€œAnd me. But preferably me first before anyone goes to jail,โ€ I added. โ€œParty pooper,โ€ Jeremiah teased.

โ€œYou got it, Way?โ€ Knox pressed.

The tiniest of smiles played on her lips. โ€œYeah. I got it,โ€ she said.

โ€œIn that case, letโ€™s get back to giving you the best haircut in the world,โ€ Stasia said with extra cheer.

My phone buzzed in my lap, and I glanced at the screen.

Stef: Told you your sister was a gigantic waste of DNA.

I sighed and tossed him a glare, then typed.

Me: Iโ€™m first in line for face punching when she turns up. Stef: Good girl. Also, I added a bikini wax to your mani-pedi. Me: Mean! Why?

Stef: Growly Tattoo Guy deserves to get laid after that speech. Also, Jer is fifty shades of gorgeous.

โ€œAgree on both counts,โ€ Jeremiah said from where he was reading over my shoulder.

Stef laughed while I turned six shades of scarlet. โ€œWhat are you agreeing to?โ€ Knox demanded.

I clutched my phone to my chest and spun myself around to face the mirror. โ€œNothing. No one is agreeing to anything,โ€ I said sharply.

โ€œFace is burning up, Daisy,โ€ Knox observed.

I considered crawling under my cape like a turtle and hiding there for the rest of my life. But then Jeremiah put his magic hands in my hair and did something lovely to my scalp, and I began to relax against my will.

Everyone went back to other conversations while I snuck surreptitious glances in Knoxโ€™s direction.

Not only had the man just given a little girl a hero, he also appeared to be a competent barber. Iโ€™d never considered haircuts s*xy until this moment as Knox, arm muscles flexing, trimmed and shaped his clientโ€™s thick, dark hair.

Lots of mundane things were s*xy when Knox Morgan was doing them. โ€œReady for the razor?โ€ he asked gruffly.

โ€œYou know it,โ€ the man mumbled from under the hot towel on his face.

I watched in fascination as Knox got to work with a straight razor and a sweet-smelling shaving cream on his friendโ€™s face.

It felt more relaxing than all those pressure washing videos Iโ€™d binged while planning the wedding. Straight clean lines leaving behind nothing but smooth shine.

โ€œYou really should think about it,โ€ Jeremiah whispered as he liberated a curling iron from a tool organizer.

โ€œThink about what?โ€

He caught my eye in the mirror and tilted his head in Knoxโ€™s direction. โ€œHard pass.โ€

โ€œSelf-care maintenance,โ€ he said. โ€œI beg your pardon?โ€

โ€œSome women get manicures. Some get massages or go for therapy. Some hit the gym or their favorite bottle of Shiraz. But the best self-care maintenance, in my opinion, is regular, earth-shattering orgasms.โ€

This time I felt even the tips of my ears go pink.

โ€œI just ran away from a groom and a wedding. I think my tank is topped off for a while,โ€ I whispered.

Jeremiah deftly worked his way through my hair with the barrel of the iron. โ€œSuit yourself. But donโ€™t you dare waste this style.โ€

With a flourish, he whipped the cape from me and pointed at my reflection.

โ€œHoly shโ€”crap.โ€ I leaned in, shoving my fingers into the touchable chin-length bob. My dark brown hair now had russet highlights and curled in what I liked to call โ€œs*x waves.โ€

Stef let out a wolf whistle. โ€œDamn, Nomi.โ€

Iโ€™d spent two years growing my hair out for the perfect wedding updo because Warner liked long hair. Two years planning a wedding that didnโ€™t happen. Two years wasted, when I could have looked like this. Confident. Stylish. S*xy as hell. Even my eyes looked brighter, my smile bigger.

Warner Dennison III was officially done taking things from me.

โ€œWhat do you think, Aunt Naomi?โ€ Waylay asked. She stepped in front of me. Her blonde hair was cut short with a sweep of sleek bangs over one eye. A subtle blue teased through from the bottom layers.

โ€œYou look like youโ€™re sixteen,โ€ I groaned.

Waylay gave her hair an experimental toss. โ€œI like it.โ€ โ€œI love it,โ€ I assured her.

โ€œAnd with a sassy new cut, weโ€™ll be able to coax some length out of your hair if you want to grow it long again,โ€ Stasia told her.

She tucked a strand behind her ear and looked at me. โ€œMaybe short hair isnโ€™t so bad after all.โ€

โ€œStasia, Jeremiah, youโ€™re miracle workers,โ€ Stef said, pulling cash out of his wallet and pressing it into their hands.

โ€œThank you,โ€ I said, offering first Stasia and then Jeremiah a hug. Knoxโ€™s eyes met mine in the mirror over Jeremiahโ€™s shoulder. I released him and looked away. โ€œSeriously. This was amazing.โ€

โ€œWhere are we going now?โ€ Waylay wanted to know, still staring at herself in the mirror with that tiny smile on her lips.

โ€œNails,โ€ Stef said. โ€œYour auntโ€™s hands look like talons.โ€

I felt the weight of cool blue-gray eyes on me and looked up. Knox watched me with an unreadable expression. I couldnโ€™t tell if he was smoldering or pissed off. โ€œSee ya around, boss.โ€

I carried the weight of his attention with me as I strutted for the door.

 

 

DEAR MOM AND DAD,

I hope youโ€™re having the best time on your cruise! I canโ€™t believe three weeks is almost up.

Things here are good. I have some news for you. Actually, itโ€™s really Tinaโ€™s news. Okay. Here goes. Tina has a daughter. Which means you have a granddaughter. Her name is Waylay. Sheโ€™s eleven years old and Iโ€™m watching her for Tina for a while.

Sheโ€™s really great.

Call me when you get home and Iโ€™ll tell you the whole story. Maybe Waylay and I can drive up for a weekend so you can meet her.

Love, Naomi

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