โHazel was an expert onย WEIRD.ย Sheโd seen her mother possessed by an earth goddess. Sheโd created a giant out of gold. Sheโd destroyed an island, died, and come back from the Underworld.โ
But getting kidnapped by a field of grass? That was new.
She felt as if she were trapped in a funnel cloud of plants. Sheโd heard of modern-day singers jumping into crowds of fans and getting passed overhead by thousands of hands. She imagined this was similarโonly she was moving a thousand times faster, and the grass blades werenโt adoring fans.
She couldnโt sit up. She couldnโt touch the ground. Her sword was still in her bedroll, strapped to her back, but she couldnโt reach it. The plants kept her off balance, tossing her around, slicing her face and arms. She could barely make out the stars through the tumble of green, yellow, and black.
Frankโs shouting faded into the distance.
It was hard to think clearly, but Hazel knew one thing: She was moving fast. Wherever she was being taken, sheโd soon be too far away for her friends to find her.
She closed her eyes and tried to ignore the tumbling and tossing. She sent her thoughts into the earth below her. Gold, silverโsheโd settle for anything that might disrupt her kidnappers.
She felt nothing. Riches under the earthโzero.
She was about to despair when she felt a huge cold spot pass beneath her.
She locked onto it with all her concentration, dropping a mental anchor.
Suddenly the ground rumbled. The swirl of plants released her and she was thrown upward like a catapult projectile.
Momentarily weightless, she opened her eyes and twisted in midair. The ground was about twenty feet below. Then she was falling. Her combat training kicked inโsheโd practiced dropping from giant eagles before. She tucked into a roll, turning the impact into a somersault, and landed on her feet.
Quickly, she unslung her bedroll and drew her sword. A massive outcropping of rock loomed a few yards to her left, jutting from the sea of grass. Hazel recognized it as her anchorโshe had summoned it.
The grass rippled around the rock, and angry voices hissed in dismay at the obstruction in their path. Before they could regroup, Hazel sprinted to the rock and scrambled to the top.
The grass swayed and rustled like the tentacles of a giant anemone, and Hazel sensed her captorsโ frustration.
โCanโt grow on this, can you?โ she shouted. โBack off, you weeds! Leave me alone!โ
โSchist!โ an irate voice called from the grass. Hazel raised an eyebrow. โExcuse me?โ
โSchist! Just a big pile of schist!โ
A nun at St. Agnes Academy had once punished Hazel with lye soap for saying something similar, leaving her unsure how to respond. Suddenly, the kidnappers emerged from the grass. At first glance, they resembled chubby little Cupidsโadorable, but as they approached, their true nature became clear.
They were toddler-sized, with rolls of baby fat, but their skin had a peculiar greenish tint, as if chlorophyll coursed through their veins. Their wings were dry and brittle, reminiscent of corn husks, and tufts of white hair sprouted like corn silk. Their faces were haggard, pitted with grain-like kernels, and their eyes were a solid green.
and their teeth were canine fangs.
The largest creature stepped forward. He wore a yellow loincloth, and his hair was spiky, like the bristles on a stalk of wheat. He hissed at Hazel and waddled back and forth so quickly, she was afraid his loincloth might fall off.
โHate this schist!โ the creature complained. โWheat cannot grow!โ โSorghum cannot grow!โ another piped up.
โBarley!โ yelled a third. โBarley cannot grow. Curse this schist!โ
Hazelโs knees wobbled. The little creatures might have been funny if they werenโt surrounding her, staring up at her with those pointed teeth and hungry green eyes. They were like Cupid piranhas.
โY-you mean the rock?โ she managed. โThis rock is called schist?โ โYes, greenstone! Schist!โ the first creature yelled. โNasty rock.โ
Hazel began to understand how sheโd summoned it. โItโs a precious stone. Itโs valuable?โ
โBah!โ said the one in the yellow loincloth. โFoolish native people made jewelry from it, yes. Valuable? Maybe. Not as good as wheat.โ
โOr sorghum!โ โOr barley!โ
The others chimed in, calling out different types of grain. They circled the rock, making no effort to climb itโat least not yet. If they decided to swarm her, there was no way she could fend off all of them.
โYouโre Gaeaโs servants,โ she guessed, just to keep them talking. Maybe Percy and Frank werenโt too far away. Maybe theyโd be able to see her, standing so tall above the fields. She wished that her sword glowed like Percyโs.
The yellow-diapered Cupid snarled. โWe are theย karpoi,ย spirits of the grain. Children of the Earth Mother, yes! We have been her attendants since forever. Before nasty humans cultivated us, we were wild. We will be again. Wheat will destroy all!โ
โNo, sorghum will rule!โ โBarley shall dominate!โ
The others joined in, eachย karposย cheering for his own variety. โRight.โ Hazel swallowed her revulsion. โSo youโre Wheat, thenโyou
in the yellow, um, britches.โ
โHmmmm,โ said Wheat. โCome down from your schist, demigod. We must take you to our mistressโs army. They will reward us. They will kill you slowly!โ
โTempting,โ Hazel said, โbut no thanks.โ
โI will give you wheat!โ said Wheat, as if this were a very fine offer in exchange for her life. โSo much wheat!โ
Hazel tried to think. How far had she been carried? How long would it take her friends to find her? Theย karpoiย were getting bolder, approaching the rock in twos and threes, scratching at the schist to see if it would hurt them.
โBefore I get downโฆโ She raised her voice, hoping it would carry over the fields. โUm, explain something to me, would you? If youโre grain spirits, shouldnโt you be on the godsโ side? Isnโt the goddess of agriculture Ceresโโ
โEvil name!โ Barley wailed.
โCultivates us!โ Sorghum spat. โMakes us grow in disgusting rows. Lets humans harvest us. Pah! When Gaea is mistress of the world again, we will grow wild, yes!โ
โWell, naturally,โ Hazel said. โSo this army of hers, where youโre taking me in exchange for wheatโโ
โOr barley,โ Barley offered.
โYeah,โ Hazel agreed. โThis army is where, now?โ
โJust over the ridge!โ Sorghum clapped his hands excitedly. โThe Earth Motherโoh, yes!โshe told us: โLook for the daughter of Pluto who lives again. Find her! Bring her alive! I have many tortures planned for her.โ The giant Polybotes will reward us for your life! Then we will march south to destroy the Romans. We canโt be killed, you know. But you can, yes.โ
โThatโs wonderful.โ Hazel tried to sound enthusiastic. It wasnโt easy, knowing Gaea had special revenge planned for her. โSo youโyou canโt be killed because Alcyoneus has captured Death, is that it?โ
โExactly!โ Barley said.
โAnd heโs keeping him chained in Alaska,โ Hazel said, โatโฆletโs see, whatโs the name of that place?โ
Sorghum started to answer, but Wheat flew at him and knocked him down. Theย karpoiย began to fight, dissolving into funnel clouds of grain. Hazel considered making a run for it. Then Wheat re-formed, holding Sorghum in a headlock. โStop!โ he yelled at the others. โMultigrain fighting is not allowed!โ
Theย karpoiย solidified into chubby Cupid piranhas again. Wheat pushed Sorghum away.
โOh, clever demigod,โ he said. โTrying to trick us into giving secrets.
No, youโll never find the lair of Alcyoneus.โ
โI already know where it is,โ she said with false confidence. โHeโs on the island in Resurrection Bay.โ
โHa!โ Wheat sneered. โThat place sank beneath the waves long ago. You should know that! Gaea hates you for it. When you thwarted her plans, she was forced to sleep again. Decades and decades! Alcyoneusโnot until the dark times was he able to rise.โ
โThe nineteen-eighties,โ Barley agreed. โHorrible! Horrible!โ
โYes,โ Wheat said. โAnd our mistressย stillย sleeps. Alcyoneus was forced to bide his time in the north, waiting, planning. Only now does Gaea begin to stir. Oh, but she remembers you, and so does her son!โ
Sorghum cackled with glee. โYou will never find the prison of Thanatos.
All of Alaska is the giantโs home. He could be keeping Death anywhere! Years it would take you to find him, and your poor camp has only days. Better you surrender. We will give you grain. So much grain.โ
Hazelโs sword felt heavy. Sheโd dreaded returning to Alaska, but at least
sheโd had an idea where to start looking for Thanatos. Sheโd assumed that the island where she had died hadnโt been completely destroyed, or possibly had risen again when Alcyoneus woke. She had hoped that his base would be there. But if the island was really gone, she had no idea how to find the giant. Alaska was huge. They could search for decades and never find him.
โYes,โ Wheat said, sensing her anguish. โGive up.โ
Hazel gripped herย spatha. โNever!โ She raised her voice again, hoping it would somehow reach her friends. โIf I have to destroy you all, I will. I am the daughter of Pluto!โ
Theย karpoiย advanced. They gripped the rock, hissing as if it were scalding hot, but they began to climb.
โNow you will die,โ Wheat promised, gnashing his teeth. โYou will feel the wrath of grain!โ
Suddenly there was a whistling sound. Wheatโs snarl froze. He looked down at the golden arrow that had just pierced his chest. Then he dissolved into pieces of Chex Mix.