I ACCEPT GIFTS FROM A STRANGER
The way Tantalus saw it, the Stymphalian birds had simply been minding their own business in the woods and would not have attacked if Annabeth, Tyson, and I hadnโt disturbed them with our bad chariot driving.
This was so completely unfair, I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut, which didnโt help his mood. He sentenced us to kitchen patrolโscrubbing pots and platters all afternoon in the underground kitchen with the cleaning harpies. The harpies washed with lava instead of water, to get that extra-clean sparkle and kill ninety-nine point nine percent of all germs, so Annabeth and I had to wear asbestos gloves and aprons.
Tyson didnโt mind. He plunged his bare hands right in and started scrubbing, but Annabeth and I had to suffer through hours of hot, dangerous work, especially since there were tons of extra plates. Tantalus had ordered a special luncheon banquet to celebrate Clarisseโs chariot victoryโa full-course meal featuring country-fried Stymphalian death- bird.
The only good thing about our punishment was that it gave Annabeth and me a common enemy and lots of time to talk. After listening to my dream about Grover again, she looked like she might be starting to believe me.
โIf heโs really found it,โ she murmured, โand if we could retrieve itโโ
โHold on,โ I said. โYou act like thisโฆwhatever-it-is Grover found is the only thing in the world that could save the camp. Whatย isย it?โ
โIโll give you a hint. What do you get when you skin a ram?โ โMessy?โ
She sighed. โAย fleece. The coat of a ram is called a fleece. And if that ram happens to have golden woolโโ
โThe Golden Fleece. Are you serious?โ
Annabeth scraped a plateful of death-bird bones into the lava. โPercy, remember the Gray Sisters? They said they knew the location of the thing you seek. And they mentioned Jason. Three thousand years ago, they toldย himย how to find the Golden Fleece. Youย doย know the story of Jason and the Argonauts?โ
โYeah,โ I said. โThat old movie with the clay skeletons.โ
Annabeth rolled her eyes. โOh my gods, Percy! You are so hopeless.โ โWhat?โ I demanded.
โJust listen. The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices, when they prayed to Zeus to save them. So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but thatโs not important.โ
โIt was probably important to her.โ
โTheย pointย is, when Cadmus got to Colchis, he sacrificed the golden ram to the gods and hung the Fleece in a tree in the middle of the kingdom. The Fleece brought prosperity to the land. Animals stopped
getting sick. Plants grew better. Farmers had bumper crops. Plagues never visited. Thatโs why Jason wanted the Fleece. It can revitalize any land where itโs placed. It cures sickness, strengthens nature, cleans up pollution
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โIt could cure Thaliaโs tree.โ
Annabeth nodded. โAnd it would totally strengthen the borders of Camp Half-Blood. But Percy, the Fleece has been missing for centuries. Tons of heroes have searched for it with no luck.โ
โBut Grover found it,โ I said. โHe went looking for Pan and he found the Fleece instead because they both radiate nature magic. It makes sense, Annabeth. We can rescue him and save the camp at the same time. Itโs perfect!โ
Annabeth hesitated. โA littleย tooย perfect, donโt you think? What if itโs a trap?โ
I remembered last summer, how Kronos had manipulated our quest.
Heโd almost fooled us into helping him start a war that wouldโve destroyed Western Civilization.
โWhat choice do we have?โ I asked. โAre you going to help me rescue Grover or not?โ
She glanced at Tyson, whoโd lost interest in our conversation and was happily making toy boats out of cups and spoons in the lava.
โPercy,โ she said under her breath, โweโll have to fight a Cyclops. Polyphemus, theย worstย of the Cyclopes. And thereโs only one place his island could be. The Sea of Monsters.โ
โWhereโs that?โ
She stared at me like she thought I was playing dumb. โThe Sea of Monsters. The same sea Odysseus sailed through, and Jason, and Aeneas,
and all the others.โ
โYou mean the Mediterranean?โ โNo. Well, yesโฆbut no.โ
โAnother straight answer. Thanks.โ
โLook, Percy, the Sea of Monsters is the sea all heroes sail through on their adventures. It used to be in the Mediterranean, yes. But like everything else, it shifts locations as the Westโs center of power shifts.โ
โLike Mount Olympus being above the Empire State Building,โ I said. โAnd Hades being under Los Angeles.โ
โRight.โ
โBut a whole sea full of monstersโhow could you hide something like that? Wouldnโt the mortals notice weird things happeningโฆlike, ships getting eaten and stuff ?โ
โOf course they notice. They donโt understand, but they know something is strange about that part of the ocean. The Sea of Monsters is off the east coast of the U.S. now, just northeast of Florida. The mortals even have a name for it.โ
โThe Bermuda Triangle?โ โExactly.โ
I let that sink in. I guess it wasnโt stranger than anything else Iโd learned since coming to Camp Half-Blood.
โOkayโฆso at least we know where to look.โ
โItโs still a huge area, Percy. Searching for one tiny island in monster- infested watersโโ
โHey, Iโm the son of the sea god. This is my home turf. How hard can it be?โ
Annabeth knit her eyebrows. โWeโll have to talk to Tantalus, get approval for a quest. Heโll say no.โ
โNot if we tell him tonight at the campfire in front of everybody. The whole camp will hear. Theyโll pressure him. He wonโt be able to refuse.โ
โMaybe.โ A little bit of hope crept into Annabethโs voice. โWeโd better get these dishes done. Hand me the lava spray gun, will you?โ
That night at the campfire, Apolloโs cabin led the sing-along. They tried to get everybodyโs spirits up, but it wasnโt easy after that afternoonโs bird attack. We all sat around a semicircle of stone steps, singing halfheartedly and watching the bonfire blaze while the Apollo guys strummed their guitars and picked their lyres.
We did all the standard camp numbers: โDown by the Aegean,โ โI Am My Own Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandpa,โ
โThis Land is Minosโs Land.โ The bonfire was enchanted, so the louder you sang, the higher it rose, changing color and heat with the mood of the crowd. On a good night, Iโd seen it twenty feet high, bright purple, and so hot the whole front rowโs marshmallows burst into the flames.
Tonight, the fire was only five feet high, barely warm, and the flames were the color of lint.
Dionysus left early. After suffering through a few songs, he muttered something about how even pinochle with Chiron had been more exciting than this. Then he gave Tantalus a distasteful look and headed back toward the Big House.
When the last song was over, Tantalus said, โWell, that was lovely!โ
He came forward with a toasted marshmallow on a stick and tried to pluck it off, real casual-like. But before he could touch it, the
marshmallow flew off the stick. Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.
Tantalus turned back toward us, smiling coldly. โNow then! Some announcements about tomorrowโs schedule.โ
โSir,โ I said.
Tantalusโs eye twitched. โOur kitchen boy has something to say?โ
Some of the Ares campers snickered, but I wasnโt going to let anybody embarrass me into silence. I stood and looked at Annabeth. Thank the gods, she stood up with me.
I said, โWe have an idea to save the camp.โ
Dead silence, but I could tell Iโd gotten everybodyโs interest, because the campfire flared bright yellow.
โIndeed,โ Tantalus said blandly. โWell, if it has anything to do with chariotsโโ
โThe Golden Fleece,โ I said. โWe know where it is.โ
The flames burned orange. Before Tantalus could stop me, I blurted out my dream about Grover and Polyphemusโs island. Annabeth stepped in and reminded everybody what the Fleece could do. It sounded more convincing coming from her.
โThe Fleece can save the camp,โ she concluded. โIโm certain of it.โ โNonsense,โ said Tantalus. โWe donโt need saving.โ
Everybody stared at him until Tantalus started looking uncomfortable. โBesides,โ he added quickly, โthe Sea of Monsters? Thatโs hardly an
exact location. You wouldnโt even know where to look.โ
โYes, I would,โ I said.
Annabeth leaned toward me and whispered, โYou would?โ
I nodded, because Annabeth had jogged something in my memory when she reminded me about our taxi drive with the Gray Sisters. At the time, the information theyโd given me made no sense. But nowโฆ
โ30, 31, 75, 12,โ I said.
โOoo-kay,โ Tantalus said. โThank you for sharing those meaningless numbers.โ
โTheyโre sailing coordinates,โ I said. โLatitude and longitude. I, uh, learned about it in social studies.โ
Even Annabeth looked impressed. โ30 degrees, 31 minutes north, 75 degrees, 12 minutes west. Heโs right! The Gray Sisters gave us those coordinates. Thatโd be somewhere in the Atlantic, off the coast of Florida. The Sea of Monsters. We need a quest!โ
โWait just a minute,โ Tantalus said.
But the campers took up the chant. โWe need a quest! We need a quest!โ
The flames rose higher.
โIt isnโt necessary!โ Tantalus insisted.
โWE NEED A QUEST! WE NEED A QUEST!โ
โFine!โ Tantalus shouted, his eyes blazing with anger. โYou brats want me to assign a quest?โ
โYES!โ
โVery well,โ he agreed. โI shall authorize a champion to undertake this perilous journey, to retrieve the Golden Fleece and bring it back to camp. Or die trying.โ
My heart filled with excitement. I wasnโt going to let Tantalus scare me. This was what I needed to do. I was going to save Grover and the
camp. Nothing would stop me.
โI will allow our champion to consult the Oracle!โ Tantalus announced. โAnd choose two companions for the journey. And I think the choice of champion is obvious.โ
Tantalus looked at Annabeth and me as if he wanted to flay us alive. โThe champion should be one who has earned the campโs respect, who has proven resourceful in the chariot races and courageous in the defense of the camp.ย Youย shall lead this questโฆClarisse!โ
The fire flickered a thousand different colors. The Ares cabin started stomping and cheering, โCLARISSE! CLARISSE!โ
Clarisse stood up, looking stunned. Then she swallowed, and her chest swelled with pride. โI accept the quest!โ
โWait!โ I shouted. โGrover is my friend. The dream came toย me.โ
โSit down!โ yelled one of the Ares campers. โYou had your chance last summer!โ
โYeah, he just wants to be in the spotlight again!โ another said. Clarisse glared at me. โI accept the quest!โ she repeated. โI, Clarisse,
daughter of Ares, will save the camp!โ
The Ares campers cheered even louder. Annabeth protested, and the other Athena campers joined in. Everybody else started taking sidesโ shouting and arguing and throwing marshmallows. I thought it was going to turn into a full-fledged sโmore war until Tantalus shouted, โSilence, you brats!โ
His tone stunned even me.
โSit down!โ he ordered. โAnd I will tell you a ghost story.โ
I didnโt know what he was up to, but we all moved reluctantly back to our seats. The evil aura radiating from Tantalus was as strong as any monster Iโd ever faced.
โOnce upon a time there was a mortal king who was beloved of the Gods!โ Tantalus put his hand on his chest, and I got the feeling he was talking about himself.
โThis king,โ he said, โwas even allowed to feast on Mount Olympus.
But when he tried to take some ambrosia and nectar back to earth to figure out the recipeโjust one little doggie bag, mind youโthe gods punished him. They banned him from their halls forever! His own people mocked him! His children scolded him! And, oh yes, campers, he had horrible children. Childrenโjustโlikeโyou!โ
He pointed a crooked finger at several people in the audience, including me.
โDo you know what he did to his ungrateful children?โ Tantalus asked softly. โDo you know how he paid back the gods for their cruel punishment? He invited the Olympians to a feast at his palace, just to show there were no hard feelings. No one noticed that his children were missing. And when he served the gods dinner, my dear campers, can you guess what was in the stew?โ
No one dared answer. The firelight glowed dark blue, reflecting evilly on Tantalusโs crooked face.
โOh, the gods punished him in the afterlife,โ Tantalus croaked. โThey did indeed. But heโd had his moment of satisfaction, hadnโt he? His children never again spoke back to him or questioned his authority. And do you know what? Rumor has it that the kingโs spirit now dwells at this very camp, waiting for a chance to take revenge on ungrateful, rebellious
children. And soโฆare there any more complaints, before we send Clarisse off on her quest?โ
Silence.
Tantalus nodded at Clarisse. โThe Oracle, my dear. Go on.โ
She shifted uncomfortably, like evenย sheย didnโt want glory at the price of being Tantalusโs pet. โSirโโ
โGo!โ he snarled.
She bowed awkwardly and hurried off toward the Big House. โWhat about you, Percy Jackson?โ Tantalus asked. โNo comments
from our dishwasher?โ
I didnโt say anything. I wasnโt going to give him the satisfaction of punishing me again.
โGood,โ Tantalus said. โAnd let me remind everyoneโno one leaves this camp without my permission. Anyone who triesโฆwell, if they survive the attempt, they will be expelled forever, but it wonโt come to that. The harpies will be enforcing curfew from now on, and they are always hungry! Good night, my dear campers. Sleep well.โ
With a wave of Tantalusโs hand, the fire was extinguished, and the campers trailed off toward their cabins in the dark.
I couldnโt explain things to Tyson. He knew I was sad. He knew I wanted to go on a trip and Tantalus wouldnโt let me.
โYou will go anyway?โ he asked.
โI donโt know,โ I admitted. โIt would be hard. Very hard.โ โI will help.โ
โNo. Iโuh, I couldnโt ask you to do that, big guy. Too dangerous.โ
Tyson looked down at the pieces of metal he was assembling in his lap
โsprings and gears and tiny wires. Beckendorf had given him some tools and spare parts, and now Tyson spent every night tinkering, though I wasnโt sure how his huge hands could handle such delicate little pieces.
โWhat are you building?โ I asked.
Tyson didnโt answer. Instead he made a whimpering sound in the back of his throat. โAnnabeth doesnโt like Cyclopes. Youโฆdonโt want me along?โ
โOh, thatโs not it,โ I said halfheartedly. โAnnabeth likes you. Really.โ He had tears in the corners of his eye.
I remembered that Grover, like all satyrs, could read human emotions.
I wondered if Cyclopes had the same ability.
Tyson folded up his tinkering project in an oilcloth. He lay down on his bunk bed and hugged his bundle like a teddy bear. When he turned toward the wall, I could see the weird scars on his back, like somebody had plowed over him with a tractor. I wondered for the millionth time how heโd gotten hurt.
โDaddy always cared for m-me,โ he sniffled. โNowโฆI think he was mean to have a Cyclops boy. I should not have been born.โ
โDonโt talk that way! Poseidon claimed you, didnโt he? Soโฆhe must care about youโฆa lot.โฆโ
My voice trailed off as I thought about all those years Tyson had lived on the streets of New York in a cardboard refrigerator box. How could Tyson think that Poseidon had cared for him? What kind of dad let that happen to his kid, even if his kid was a monster?
โTysonโฆcamp will be a good home for you. The others will get used to you. I promise.โ
Tyson sighed. I waited for him to say something. Then I realized he was already asleep.
I lay back on my bed and tried to close my eyes, but I just couldnโt. I was afraid I might have another dream about Grover. If the empathy link was realโฆif something happened to Groverโฆwould I ever wake up?
The full moon shone through my window. The sound of the surf rumbled in the distance. I could smell the warm scent of the strawberry fields, and hear the laughter of the dryads as they chased owls through the forest. But something felt wrong about the nightโthe sickness of Thaliaโs tree, spreading across the valley.
Could Clarisse save Half-Blood Hill? I thought the odds were better of me getting a โBest Camperโ award from Tantalus.
I got out of bed and pulled on some clothes. I grabbed a beach blanket and a six-pack of Coke from under my bunk. The Cokes were against the rules. No outside snacks or drinks were allowed, but if you talked to the right guy in Hermesโs cabin and paid him a few golden drachma, he could smuggle in almost anything from the nearest convenience store.
Sneaking out after curfew was against the rules, too. If I got caught Iโd either get in big trouble or be eaten by the harpies. But I wanted to see the ocean. I always felt better there. My thoughts were clearer. I left the cabin and headed for the beach.
I spread my blanket near the surf and popped open a Coke. For some reason sugar and caffeine always calmed down my hyperactive brain. I tried to decide what to do to save the camp, but nothing came to me. I wished Poseidon would talk to me, give me some advice or something.
The sky was clear and starry. I was checking out the constellations Annabeth had taught meโSagittarius, Hercules, Corona Borealisโwhen somebody said, โBeautiful, arenโt they?โ
I almost spewed soda.
Standing right next to me was a guy in nylon running shorts and a New York City Marathon T-shirt. He was slim and fit, with salt-and-pepper hair and a sly smile. He looked kind of familiar, but I couldnโt figure out why.
My first thought was that he mustโve been taking a midnight jog down the beach and strayed inside the camp borders. That wasnโt supposed to happen. Regular mortals couldnโt enter the valley. But maybe with the treeโs magic weakening heโd managed to slip in. But in the middle of the night? And there was nothing around except farmland and state preserves. Where would this guy have jogged from?
โMay I join you?โ he asked. โI havenโt sat down in ages.โ
Now, I knowโa strange guy in the middle of the night. Common sense: I was supposed to run away, yell for help, etc. But the guy acted so calm about the whole thing that I found it hard to be afraid.
I said, โUh, sure.โ
He smiled. โYour hospitality does you credit. Oh, and Coca-Cola! May
I?โ
He sat at the other end of the blanket, popped a soda and took a drink.
โAhโฆthat hits the spot. Peace and quiet atโโ A cell phone went off in his pocket.
The jogger sighed. He pulled out his phone and my eyes got big, because it glowed with a bluish light. When he extended the antenna, two creatures began writhing around itโgreen snakes, no bigger than earthworms.
The jogger didnโt seem to notice. He checked his LCD display and cursed. โIโve got to take this. Just a secโฆโ Then into the phone: โHello?โ
He listened. The mini-snakes writhed up and down the antenna right next to his ear.
โYeah,โ the jogger said. โListenโI know, butโฆI donโt care if heย isย chained to a rock with vultures pecking at his liver, if he doesnโt have a tracking number, we canโt locate his package.โฆA gift to humankind, greatโฆYou know how many of those we deliverโOh, never mind. Listen, just refer him to Eris in customer service. I gotta go.โ
He hung up. โSorry. The overnight express business is just booming.
Now, as I was sayingโโ
โYou have snakes on your phone.โ
โWhat? Oh, they donโt bite. Say hello, George and Martha.โ
Hello, George and Martha,ย a raspy male voice said inside my head.
Donโt be sarcastic, said a female voice.
Why not?ย George demanded.ย I do all theย realย work.
โOh, letโs not go into that again!โ The jogger slipped his phone back into his pocket. โNow, where were weโฆAh, yes. Peace and quiet.โ
He crossed his ankles and stared up at the stars. โBeen a long time since Iโve gotten to relax. Ever since the telegraphโrush, rush, rush. Do you have a favorite constellation, Percy?โ
I was still kind of wondering about the little green snakes heโd shoved into his jogging shorts, but I said, โUh, I like Hercules.โ
โWhy?โ
โWellโฆbecause he had rotten luck. Even worse than mine. It makes me feel better.โ
The jogger chuckled. โNot because he was strong and famous and all that?โ
โNo.โ
โYouโre an interesting young man. And so, what now?โ
I knew immediately what he was asking. What did I intend to do about the Fleece?
Before I could answer, Martha the snakeโs muffled voice came from his pocket:ย I have Demeter on line two.
โNot now,โ the jogger said. โTell her to leave a message.โ
Sheโs not going to like that. The last time you put her off, all the flowers in the floral delivery division wilted.
โJust tell her Iโm in a meeting!โ The jogger rolled his eyes. โSorry again, Percy. You were sayingโฆโ
โUmโฆwho are you, exactly?โ
โHavenโt you guessed by now, a smart boy like you?โ
Show him!ย Martha pleaded.ย I havenโt been full-size for months. Donโt listen to her!ย George said.ย She just wants to show off!
The man took out his phone again. โOriginal form, please.โ
The phone glowed a brilliant blue. It stretched into a three-foot-long wooden staff with dove wings sprouting out the top. George and Martha, now full-sized green snakes, coiled together around the middle. It was a caduceus, the symbol of Cabin Eleven.
My throat tightened. I realized who the jogger reminded me of with his elfish features, the mischievous twinkle in his eyes.โฆ
โYouโre Lukeโs father,โ I said. โHermes.โ
The god pursed his lips. He stuck his caduceus in the sand like an umbrella pole. โโLukeโs father.โ Normally, thatโs not the first way people introduce me. God of thieves, yes. God of messengers and travelers, if they wish to be kind.โ
God of thieves works,ย George said.
Oh, donโt mind George.ย Martha flicked her tongue at me.ย Heโs just bitter because Hermes likes me best.
He does not!
Does too!
โBehave, you two,โ Hermes warned, โor Iโll turn you back into a cell phone and set you on vibrate! Now, Percy, you still havenโt answered my question. What do you intend to do about the quest?โ
โIโI donโt have permission to go.โ โNo, indeed. Will that stop you?โ
โI want to go. I have to save Grover.โ
Hermes smiled. โI knew a boy onceโฆoh, younger than you by far. A mere baby, really.โ
Here we go again,ย George said.ย Always talking about himself. Quiet!ย Martha snapped.ย Do you want to get set on vibrate?
Hermes ignored them. โOne night, when this boyโs mother wasnโt watching, he sneaked out of their cave and stole some cattle that belonged to Apollo.โ
โDid he get blasted to tiny pieces?โ I asked.
โHmmโฆno. Actually, everything turned out quite well. To make up for his theft, the boy gave Apollo an instrument heโd inventedโa lyre.
Apollo was so enchanted with the music that he forgot all about being angry.โ
โSo whatโs the moral?โ
โThe moral?โ Hermes asked. โGoodness, you act like itโs a fable. Itโs a true story. Does truth have a moral?โ
โUmโฆโ
โHow about this: stealing is not always bad?โ โI donโt think my mom would like that moral.โย Rats are delicious, suggested George.
What does that have to do with the story?ย Martha demanded.
Nothing,ย George said.ย But Iโm hungry.
โIโve got it,โ Hermes said. โYoung people donโt always do what theyโre told, but if they can pull it off and do something wonderful, sometimes they escape punishment. Howโs that?โ
โYouโre saying I should go anyway,โ I said, โeven without permission.โ
Hermesโs eyes twinkled. โMartha, may I have the first package, please?โ
Martha opened her mouthโฆand kept opening it until it was as wide as my arm. She belched out a stainless steel canisterโan old-fashioned lunch box thermos with a black plastic top. The sides of the thermos were enameled with red and yellow Ancient Greek scenesโa hero killing a lion; a hero lifting up Cerberus, the three-headed dog.
โThatโs Hercules,โ I said. โBut howโโ
โNever question a gift,โ Hermes chided. โThis is a collectorโs item fromย Hercules Busts Heads. The first season.โ
โHercules Busts Heads?โ
โGreat show.โ Hermes sighed. โBack before Hephaestus-TV was all reality programming. Of course, the thermos would be worth much more if I had the whole lunch boxโโ
Or if it hadnโt been in Marthaโs mouth,ย George added.ย Iโll get you for that. Martha began chasing him around the caduceus.
โWait a minute,โ I said. โThis is a gift?โ
โOne of two,โ Hermes said. โGo on, pick it up.โ
I almost dropped it because it was freezing cold on one side and burning hot on the other. The weird thing was, when I turned the thermos, the side facing the oceanโnorthโwas always the cold side.โฆ
โItโs a compass!โ I said.
Hermes looked surprised. โVery clever. I never thought of that. But its intended use is a bit more dramatic. Uncap it, and you will release the winds from the four corners of the earth to speed you on your way. Not now! And please, when the time comes, only unscrew the lid a tiny bit.
The winds are a bit like meโalways restless. Should all four escape at onceโฆah, but Iโm sure youโll be careful. And now my second gift.
George?โ
Sheโs touching me, George complained as he and Martha slithered around the pole.
โSheโsย alwaysย touching you,โ Hermes said. โYouโre intertwined. And if you donโt stop that, youโll get knotted again!โ
The snakes stopped wrestling.
George unhinged his jaw and coughed up a little plastic bottle filled with chewable vitamins.
โYouโre kidding,โ I said. โAre those Minotaur-shaped?โ
Hermes picked up the bottle and rattled it. โThe lemon ones, yes. The grape ones are Furies, I think. Or are they hydras? At any rate, these are potent. Donโt take one unless you really, really need it.โ
โHow will I know if I really, really need it?โ
โYouโll know, believe me. Nine essential vitamins, minerals, amino acidsโฆoh, everything you need to feel yourself again.โ
He tossed me the bottle.
โUm, thanks,โ I said. โBut Lord Hermes, why are you helping me?โ
He gave me a melancholy smile. โPerhaps because I hope that you can save many people on this quest, Percy. Not just your friend Grover.โ
I stared at him. โYou donโt meanโฆLuke?โ Hermes didnโt answer.
โLook,โ I said. โLord Hermes, I mean, thanks and everything, but you might as well take back your gifts. Luke canโt be saved. Even if I could find himโฆhe told me he wanted to tear down Olympus stone by stone. He betrayed everybody he knew. Heโhe hates you especially.โ
Hermes gazed up at the stars. โMy dear young cousin, if thereโs one thing Iโve learned over the eons, itโs that youย canโtย give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it. It doesnโt matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply donโt appreciate your genius for inventing the Internetโโ
โYou invented the Internet?โ
It was my idea, Martha said.
Rats are delicious, George said.
โIt wasย myย idea!โ Hermes said. โI mean the Internet, not the rats. But thatโs not the point. Percy, do you understand what Iโm saying about family?โ
โIโIโm not sure.โ
โYou will some day.โ Hermes got up and brushed the sand off his legs. โIn the meantime, I must be going.โ
You have sixty calls to return, Martha said.
And one thousand-thirty-eight e-mails, George added.ย Not counting the offers for online discount ambrosia.
โAnd you, Percy,โ Hermes said, โhave a shorter deadline than you realize to complete your quest. Your friends should be coming right aboutโฆnow.โ
I heard Annabethโs voice calling my name from the sand dunes. Tyson, too, was shouting from a little bit farther away.
โI hope I packed well for you,โ Hermes said. โI do have some experience with travel.โ
He snapped his fingers and three yellow duffel bags appeared at my feet. โWaterproof, of course. If you ask nicely, your father should be able to help you reach the ship.โ
โShip?โ
Hermes pointed. Sure enough, a big cruise ship was cutting across Long Island Sound, its white-and-gold lights glowing against the dark water.
โWait,โ I said. โI donโt understand any of this. I havenโt even agreed to go!โ
โIโd make up your mind in the next five minutes, if I were you,โ Hermes advised. โThatโs when the harpies will come to eat you. Now, good night, cousin, and dare I say it? May the gods go with you.โ
He opened his hand and the caduceus flew into it.
Good luck, Martha told me.
Bring me back a rat, George said.
The caduceus changed into a cell phone and Hermes slipped it into his pocket.
He jogged off down the beach. Twenty paces away, he shimmered and vanished, leaving me alone with a thermos, a bottle of chewable vitamins, and five minutes to make an impossible decision.