Dean
April
GRADUATION IS LOOMING. Iโm kinda indifferent to it, if Iโm being honest, but whatever, Iโll wear that cap and gown and throw my diploma up in the air, because I know itโll make my parents happy. Me, Iโm just happy in general, because Iโm in love with the greatest girl in the world, and the greatest girl in the world is in love withย me.
And even though the team didnโt make it to the playoffs, that doesnโt mean there isnโt any news on the hockey front. My man Logan was signed by the Providence Bruins, the farm team for the Boston Bruins, which means in a year or two? He might actually get called up to play for the pros. As for Garrett, his agent is working hard behind the scenes. Apparently several teams have shown interest in G, and Iโm crossing my fingers that he ends up somewhere good.
I already know where Iโm ending upโManhattan. Last week, I interviewed for the teaching position at Parklane Academy. Yesterday morning, the headmaster called to tell me I got the job. Itโs a two-year contract, the second year conditional upon whether I upgrade my degree.
And I guess my sister is on to something about her universe theory, because an hour after my call with Parklane Academy? Allieโs agent phoned with news that made her shriek so loud that Garrett heard her all the way from his shower and flew into my room buck-naked, armed with a hockey stick.
Once we assured him everything was okayโand commented on how pretty his dick lookedโAllie revealed sheโd been offered a role on a cable show being developed by hotshot director Brett Cavanaugh, who she did a play with last summer. No audition necessaryโCavanaugh liked working
with her so much that he offered her the role outright. The best part? The show is being filmed in New York City.
Allie says she still wants to do theater too, when the show is on hiatus, or if it bombs, which I donโt think it will. But the most important thing to her is that she wasnโt cast as the ditzy airhead. This new role is serious and โmeatyโ, as she likes to say, and I know sheโs looking forward to the challenge.
โWhat if I have to show my boobs?โ
Her wry voice jolts me from my thoughts. Weโre walking hand-in-hand on the path leading away from the drama building, where her monologue class just let out. Thereโs still a chill in the air, but everything is starting to look green again, and the snow has melted away, leaving a layer of slush on the cobblestone path.
โDid Ira say that?โ
โNo, but this is HBO. Chances are, theyโll ask me to do nudity. At least a topless scene.โ
โWould you be okay with that?โ I ask carefully.
She shrugs. โAs long as itโs not gratuitous, then sure, Iโd consider it.โ Thereโs a pause. โWouldย youย be okay with it?โ
I cast her a devilish grin. โBabe, your tits are fan-fucking-tastic. Iโd never deprive the world of them.โ
โBe serious. Would you mind?โ
I consider it, then shake my head. โIโm cool with it. Itโs part of your job, and if youโre comfortable flashing some skin, then so am I.โ
She leans in and smacks her lips against my cheek. โYouโre awesome.
You know that?โ
โOf course I do. I hear it at least ten times a day.โ
Her answering laugh is cut short when a familiar figure steps into view.
My shoulders go rigid as Allieโs ex-boyfriend slowly approaches us.
Sean stares at our joined hands. I donโt need to look at Allieโs face to know what sheโs feeling right now. I can tell by the way her fingers tighten around mine that sheโs not happy to see him. That she hasnโt forgotten all the callous shit he said to her after Thanksgiving.
โHey, Allie.โ Sean looks miserable, but I donโt have an ounce of sympathy for him. โI thought about calling you.โ
โDonโt,โ I say brusquely. โYou need to forget her number.โ
Allie gives me a reassuring squeeze. โWe already said everything we needed to say,โ she tells her ex. Her tone is soft, but firm.
Sean clears his throat. โI owe you an apology.โ
โYep, and youโve just made it and I accept. But weโre not friends and we wonโt be.โ She moves forward. Iโm reluctant to do the same. Iโm aching to punch that bastard in the face, but Allie is pulling me away from him, her fingers laced tightly through mine. โHeโs not important,โ she murmurs to me.
Sheโs right. He isnโt.
Weโve barely taken five steps before I spot another familiar face. This one belongs to a hot blond who smiles and waves as she passes us. โLooking good, Di Laurentis.โ
I donโt return the compliment, because I like having balls and Allie will rip them off if I flirt with Michelle. Besides, I donโtย wantย to flirt. Allieโs killed that desire. Sheโs the only one I want to flirt with. Plus I like having my balls attached to my body.
So I just say, โNice to see youโ and continue along.
โI guess this is the day of the exes, huh?โ Allie says dryly. I roll my eyes. โMichelleโs not an ex.โ
โRight. Sheโs just someone you had a threesome with.โ
โAlmostย had a threesome with. You cockblocked me, remember?โ
โYep.โ She looks pleased with herself, and I pretend to pout. โHa. Donโt act like I ruined yourย oneย chance for a threesome. Iโm sure that wasnโt your first rodeo.โ
I offer a little shrug.
โFucking hell. How many threesomesย haveย you had?โ This time I wink. โA few. You?โ
โTons.โ
I stiffen. โNames and dates,โ I growl. โI need to make a newย Kill Bill
list.โ
Allie bursts out laughing. โRelax. You were there for all of them.โ
A frown touches my lips. Uh, I think Iโd remember being in a threesome withโ
โYou, me, and Winston,โ she says happily.
I groan in exasperation. โThat doesnโt count.โ โSure it does. DP was involved.โ
Hell yeah it was.
*
AN HOUR LATER, weโre back at my place. Itโs Allieโs turn to pick a movie, which means I have time to take a shower, because it always takes her a ridiculously long time to decide what she wants to watch. I wander into the living room ten minutes later to find her snuggled under an afghan, fiddling on her phone.
Her mouth falls open when she sees me. โOh my God, Dean. Why are you naked?โ
โI donโt like shirts.โ
โWhat about pants?โ she squawks. โGot something against those too?โ
I cross the room and drop my naked ass on the couch, then grab the edge of the blanket and throw it over my lower body. Allie watches me in amusement.
โWhat?โ I say defensively.
โIโve never met anyone whoโs so anti-clothes. Itโsย soย weird.โ
I take her hand and bring it under the blanket. Placing it directly on my semi-hard dick. โWeird, or awesome?โ
She rubs her thumb around the head of my cock, then sighs. โAwesome,โ she amends.
โSo whatโd you pick?โ I gesture to the TV screen, all the while enjoying the slow, lazy strokes beneath the blanket.
โOh, youโll like this one!โ Her hand stills as she turns to beam at me. โIt won an Oscar.โ
A groan slips out. โNo, baby doll.ย No. I refuse to watch another one of your โOscar winners.โโ
She clicks the remote with her free hand and my eyes widen in delight. โThe Exorcist?โ I blurt out. โThe fuckingย Exorcist?โ The hand job Iโm
getting doesnโt even register anymore. Iโm too pumped that she chose a horror movie, and Little Dean is paying the price for my non-sexual-based happiness.
โSee what a good girlfriend I am? Iโm all about the compromises.โ She grins. โThis relationship rocks.โ
โDamn right it does.โ I kiss her cheek, then suck in a breath when something occurs to me.
โWhat is it?โ she says in concern.
I turn to her with even wider eyes. โBabeโฆare we boring?โ Allie hoots. โDid you really just ask that?โ
โYes, I fucking asked that.โ I wave a hand around the room. โLook at us. Itโs Friday night and weโre on the living room couch, talking about how great our relationship is. Thatโs the most boring thing we can be doing.โ I sigh loudly. โIs this our life now? Doomed to stay in and cuddle every night? Is the excitement over?โ
โThe excitement isnโt over,โ she assures me. โAre you sure? Because it kinda feels likeโโ
โHey.โ Tuckerโs voice cuts me off, and we both look up to see him standing in the doorway.
โHey.โ I wrinkle my brow. โI thought you were hanging out with Hollis tonight.โ
โPlans changed.โ He enters the room, taking in the sight of us under the blanket. โG and Logan around?โ
I shake my head. โAt the dorms.โ
โShit.โ He drops his hand to his side. His strained expression is alarming. So is the way he keeps shifting his feet, like he canโt find the right position he wants to be in.
โEverything okay?โ Allie asks lightly.
Tucker hesitates. โIโฆ Fuck, I was hoping the others would be home so I could tell everyone at once.โ
โTell us what?โ My uneasiness grows.
โIโฆuhโฆโ He stops, closes his mouth. Opens his mouth. Stops again. Then he lets out a breath that sounds like itโs sucked right out of his soul. โIโm having a baby.โ
Silence crashes over the room.
From the corner of my eye, I see the wide O of Allieโs mouth. Her shock is as palpable as mine.
Like an idiot, I stare at Tuckerโs abdomen for a good ten seconds, before remembering that we donโt live in a world where Arnold Schwarzenegger can carry a child.
โYouโre having aย baby?โ My mind continues to spin like a carousel, making it hard to speak without stuttering. โWithโฆwithย who?โ
Tucker meets my confused eyes and says, โSabrina James.โ And beside me, Allie starts to laugh.
I swivel my head toward her, but her laughter keeps sputtering out, low and wheezy, until finally she catches her breath and gives me a wry look. โThe excitement is over, huh?โ
Well, fuck me.