Tโonight, itโs a relief to head to work.โ
Faeries in the mortal world have a different set of needs than those in Elfhame. The solitary fey, surviving at the edges of Faerie, do not concern themselves with revels and courtly machinations.
And it turns out they have plenty of odd jobs for someone like me, a mortal who knows their ways and isnโt worried about getting into the occasional fight. I met Bryern a week after I left Elfhame. He turned up outside the apartment complex, a black-furred, goat-headed, and goat- hooved faerie with bowler hat in hand, saying he was an old friend of the Roach.
โI understand youโre in a unique position,โ he said, looking at me with those strange golden goat eyes, their black pupils a horizontal rectangle. โPresumed dead, is that correct? No Social Security number. No mortal schooling.โ
โAnd looking for work,โ I told him, figuring out where this was going. โOff the books.โ
โYou cannot get any further off the books than with me,โ he assured me, placing one clawed hand over his heart. โAllow me to introduce myself. Bryern. A phooka, if you hadnโt already guessed.โ
He didnโt ask for oaths of loyalty or any promises whatsoever. I could work as much as I wanted, and the pay was commensurate with my daring.
Tonight, I meet him by the water. I glide up on the secondhand bike I acquired. The back tire deflates quickly, but I got it cheap. It works
pretty well to get me around. Bryern is dressed with typical fussiness: His hat has a band decorated with a few brightly colored duck feathers, and heโs paired that with a tweed jacket. As I come closer, he withdraws a watch from one pocket and peers at it with an exaggerated frown.
โOh, am I late?โ I ask. โSorry. Iโm used to telling time by the slant of moonlight.โ
He gives me an annoyed look. โJust because youโve lived in the High Court, you need not put on airs. Youโre no one special now.โ
I am the High Queen of Klfhame.ย The thought comes to me unbidden, and I bite the inside of my cheek to keep myself from saying those ridiculous words. Heโs right: I am no one special now.
โwhatโs the job?โ I ask instead, as blandly as I can.
โOne of the Folk in Old Port has been eating locals. I have a contract for someone willing to extract a promise from her to cease.โ
I find it hard to believe that he cares what happens to humansโor cares enough to pay for me to do something about it. โLocalย mortals?โ
He shakes his head. โNo. No. Us Folk.โ Then he seems to remember to whom heโs speaking and looks a little flustered. I try not to take his slip as a compliment.
Killingย andย eatingย the Folk? Nothing about that signals an easy job. โwhoโs hiring?โ
He gives a nervous laugh. โNo one who wants their name associated with the deed. But theyโre willing to remunerate you for making it happen.โ
One of the reasons Bryern likes hiring me is that I can get close to the Folk. They donโt expect a mortal to be the one to pickpocket them or to stick a knife in their side. They donโt expect a mortal to be unaffected by glamour or to know their customs or to see through their terrible bargains.
Another reason is, I need the money enough that Iโm willing to take jobs like thisโones that I know right from the start are going to suck.
โAddress?โ I ask, and he slips me a folded paper. I open it and glance down. โThis better pay well.โ
โFive hundred American dollars,โ he says, as though this is an extravagant sum.
Our rent is twelve hundred a month, not to mention groceries and utilities. with Heather gone, my half is about eight hundred. And Iโd
like to get a new tire for my bike. Five hundred isnโt nearly enough, not for something like this.
โFifteen hundred,โ I counter, raising my eyebrows. โIn cash, verifiable by iron. Half up front, and if I donโt come back, you pay Vivienne the other half as a gift to my bereaved family.โ
Bryern presses his lips together, but I know heโs got the money. He just doesnโt want to pay me enough that I can get choosy about jobs.
โA thousand,โ he compromises, reaching into a pocket inside his tweed jacket and withdrawing a stack of bills banded by a silver clip. โAnd look, I have half on me right now. You can take it.โ
โFine,โ I agree. Itโs a decent paycheck for what could be a single nightโs work if Iโm lucky.
He hands over the cash with a sniff. โLet me know when youโve completed the task.โ
Thereโs an iron fob on my key chain. I run it ostentatiously over the edges of the money to make sure itโs real. It never hurts to remind Bryern that Iโm careful.
โPlus fifty bucks for expenses,โ I say on impulse.
He frowns. After a moment, he reaches into a different part of his jacket and hands over the extra cash. โJust take care of this,โ he says. The lack of quibbling is a bad sign. Maybe I should have asked more questions before I agreed to this job. I definitely should have negotiated harder.
Too late now.
I get back on my bike and, with a farewell wave to Bryern, kick off toward downtown. Once upon a time, I imagined myself as a knight astride a steed, glorying in contests of skill and honor. Too bad my talents turned out to lie in another direction entirely.
I suppose I am a skilled enough murderer of Folk, but what I really excel at is getting under their skin. Hopefully that will serve me well in persuading a cannibal faerie to do what I want.
Before I go to confront her, I decide to ask around.
First, I see a hob named Magpie, who lives in a tree in Deering Oaks Park. He says heโs heard sheโs a redcap, which isnโt great news, but at least since I grew up with one, I am well informed about their nature. Redcaps crave violence and blood and murderโin fact, they get a little twitchy when thereโs none to be had for stretches of time. And if theyโre traditionalists, they have a cap they dip in the blood of their
vanquished enemies, supposedly to grant them some stolen vitality of the slain.
I ask for a name, but Magpie doesnโt know. He sends me to Ladhar, a clurichaun who slinks around the back of bars, sucking froth from the tops of beers when no one is looking and swindling mortals in games of chance.
โYou didnโt know?โ Ladhar says, lowering his voice.ย โGrima Mog.โ
I almost accuse him of lying, despite knowing better. Then I have a brief, intense fantasy of tracking down Bryern and making him choke on every dollar he gave me. โwhat the hell isย sheย doingย here?โ
Grima Mog is the fearsome general of the Court of Teeth in the North. The same Court that the Roach and the Bomb escaped from. when I was little, Madoc read to me at bedtime from the memoirs of her battle strategies. Just thinking about facing her, I break out in a cold sweat.
I canโt fight her. And I donโt think I have a good chance of tricking her, either.
โGiven the boot, I hear,โ Ladhar says. โMaybe she ate someone Lady Nore liked.โ
I donโt have to do this job, I remind myself. I am no longer part of Dainโs Court of Shadows. I am no longer trying to rule from behind High King Cardanโs throne. I donโt need to take big risks.
But I am curious.
Combine that with an abundance of wounded pride and you find yourself on the front steps of Grima Mogโs warehouse around dawn. I know better than to go empty-handed. Iโve got raw meat from a butcher shop chilling in a Styrofoam cooler, a few sloppily made honey sandwiches wrapped in foil, and a bottle of decent sour beer.
Inside, I wander down a hall until I come to the door to what appears to be an apartment. I knock three times and hope that if nothing else, maybe the smell of the food will cover up the smell of my fear.
The door opens, and a woman in a housecoat peers out. Sheโs bent over, leaning on a polished cane of black wood. โwhat do you want, deary?โ
Seeing through her glamour as I do, I note the green tint to her skin and her overlarge teeth. Like my foster father: Madoc. The guy who killed my parents. The guy who read me her battle strategies. Madoc,
once the Grand General of the High Court. Now enemy of the throne and not real happy with me, either.
Hopefully he and High King Cardan will ruin each otherโs lives.
โI brought you some gifts,โ I say, holding up the cooler. โCan I come in? I want to make a bargain.โ
She frowns a little.
โYou canโt keep eating random Folk without someone being sent to try to persuade you to stop,โ I say.
โPerhaps I will eatย you, pretty child,โ she counters, brightening. But she steps back to allow me into her lair. I guess she canโt make a meal of me in the hall.
The apartment is loft-style, with high ceilings and brick walls. Nice. Floors polished and glossed up. Big windows letting in light and a decent view of the town. Itโs furnished with old things. The tufting on a few of the pieces is torn, and there are marks that could have come from a stray cut of a knife.
The whole place smells like blood. A coppery, metal smell, overlaid with a slightly cloying sweetness. I put my gifts on a heavy wooden table.
โFor you,โ I say. โIn the hopes youโll overlook my rudeness in calling on you uninvited.โ
She sniffs at the meat, turns a honey sandwich over in her hand, and pops off the cap on the beer with her fist. Taking a long draught, she looks me over.
โSomeone instructed you in the niceties. I wonder why they bothered, little goat. Youโre obviously the sacrifice sent in the hopes my appetite can be sated with mortal flesh.โ She smiles, showing her teeth. Itโs possible she dropped her glamour in that moment, although, since I saw through it already, I canโt tell.
I blink at her. She blinks back, clearly waiting for a reaction.
By not screaming and running for the door, I have annoyed her. I can tell. I think she was looking forward to chasing me when I ran.
โYouโre Grima Mog,โ I say. โLeader of armies. Destroyer of your enemies. Is this really how you want to spend your retirement?โ
โRetirement?โย She echoes the word as though I have dealt her the deadliest insult. โThough I have been cast down, I will find another army to lead. An army bigger than the first.โ
Sometimes I tell myself something a lot like that. Hearing it aloud, from someone elseโs mouth, is jarring. But it gives me an idea. โwell, the local Folk would prefer not to get eaten while youโre planning your next move. Obviously, being human, Iโd rather you didnโt eat mortalsโI doubt theyโd give you what youโre looking for anyway.โ
She waits for me to go on.
โA challenge,โ I say, thinking of everything I know about redcaps. โThatโs what you crave, right? A good fight. I bet the Folk you killed werenโt all that special. A waste of your talents.โ
โwho sent you?โ she asks finally. Reevaluating. Trying to figure out my angle.
โwhat did you do to piss her off?โ I ask. โYour queen? It must have been something big to get kicked out of the Court of Teeth.โ
โWho sent you?โ she roars. I guess I hit a nerve. My best skill.
I try not to smile, but Iโve missed the rush of power that comes with playing a game like this, of strategy and cunning. I hate to admit it, but Iโve missed risking my neck. Thereโs no room for regrets when youโre busy trying to win. Or at least not to die. โI told you. The local Folk who donโt want to get eaten.โ
โwhyย you?โ she asks. โwhy would they send a slip of a girl to try to convince me of anything?โ
Scanning the room, I take note of a round box on top of the refrigerator. An old-fashioned hatbox. My gaze snags on it. โProbably because it would be no loss to them if I failed.โ
At that, Grima Mog laughs, taking another sip of the sour beer. โA fatalist. So how will you persuade me?โ
I walk to the table and pick up the food, looking for an excuse to get close to that hatbox. โFirst, by putting away your groceries.โ
Grima Mog looks amused. โI suppose an old lady like myself could use a young thing doing a few errands around the house. But be careful. You might find more than you bargained for in my larder, little goat.โ
I open the door of the fridge. The remains of the Folk sheโs killed greet me. Sheโs collected arms and heads, preserved somehow, baked and broiled and put away just like leftovers after a big holiday dinner. My stomach turns.
A wicked smile crawls across her face. โI assume you hoped to challenge me to a duel? Intended to brag about how youโd put up a good fight? Now you see what it means to lose to Grima Mog.โ
I take a deep breath. Then with a hop, I knock the hatbox off the top of the fridge and into my arms.
โDonโt touch that!โ she shouts, pushing to her feet as I rip off the lid. And there it is: the cap. Lacquered with blood, layers and layers of it. Sheโs halfway across the floor to me, teeth bared. I pull out a lighter from my pocket and flick the flame to life with my thumb. She halts
abruptly at the sight of the fire.
โI know youโve spent long, long years building the patina of this cap,โ I say, willing my hand not to shake, willing the flame not to go out. โProbably thereโs blood on here from your first kill, and your last. without it, there will be no reminder of your past conquests, no trophies, nothing. Now I need you to make a deal with me. Vow that there will be no more murders. Not the Folk, not humans, for so long as you reside in the mortal world.โ
โAnd if I donโt, youโll burn my treasure?โ Grima Mog finishes for me. โThereโs no honor in that.โ
โI guess Iย couldย offer to fight you,โ I say. โBut Iโd probably lose. This way, I win.โ
Grima Mog points the tip of her black cane toward me. โYouโre Madocโs human child, arenโt you? And our new High Kingโs seneschal in exile. Tossed out like me.โ
I nod, discomfited at being recognized.
โwhat didย youย do?โ she asks, a satisfied little smile on her face. โIt must have been something big.โ
โI was a fool,โ I say, because I might as well admit it. โI gave up the bird in my hand for two in the bush.โ
She gives a big, booming laugh. โwell, arenโt we a pair, redcapโs daughter? But murder is in my bones and blood. I donโt plan on giving up killing. If I am to be stuck in the mortal world, then I intend to have some fun.โ
I bring the flame closer to the hat. The bottom of it begins to blacken, and a terrible stench fills the air.
โStop!โ she shouts, giving me a look of raw hatred. โEnough. Let me makeย youย an offer, little goat. we spar. If you lose, my cap is returned to me, unburnt. I continue to hunt as I have. And you give me your littlest finger.โ
โTo eat?โ I ask, taking the flame away from the hat.
โIf I like,โ she returns. โOr to wear like a brooch. what do you care what I do with it? The point is that it will be mine.โ
โAnd why would I agree to that?โ
โBecause if you win, you will have your promise from me. And I will tell you something of significance regarding your High King.โ
โI donโt want to know anything about him,โ I snap, too fast and too angrily. I hadnโt been expecting her to invoke Cardan.
Her laugh this time is low and rumbling. โLittle liar.โ
we stare at each other for a long moment. Grima Mogโs gaze is amiable enough. She knows she has me. I am going to agree to her terms. I know it, too, although itโs ridiculous. Sheโs a legend. I donโt see how I can win.
But Cardanโs name pounds in my ears.
Does he have a new seneschal? Does he have a new lover? Is he going to Council meetings himself? Does he talk about me? Do he and Locke mock me together? Does Taryn laugh?
โwe spar until first blood,โ I say, shoving everything else out of my head. Itโs a pleasure to have someone to focus my anger on. โIโm not giving you my finger,โ I say. โYou win, you get your cap. Period. And I walk out of here. The concession I am making is fighting you at all.โ
โFirst blood is dull.โ Grima Mog leans forward, her body alert. โLetโs agree to fight until one of us cries off. Let it end somewhere between bloodshed and crawling away to die on the way home.โ She sighs, as if thinking a happy thought. โGive me a chance to break every bone in your scrawny body.โ
โYouโre betting on my pride.โ I tuck her cap into one pocket and the lighter into the other.
She doesnโt deny it. โDid I bet right?โ
First bloodย isย dull. Itโs all dancing around each other, looking for an opening. Itโs not real fighting. when I answer her, the word rushes out of me. โYes.โ
โGood.โ She lifts the tip of the cane toward the ceiling. โLetโs go to the roof.โ
โwell, this is very civilized,โ I say.
โYou better have brought a weapon, because Iโll loan you nothing.โ She heads toward the door with a heavy sigh, as though she really is the old woman sheโs glamoured to be.
I follow her out of her apartment, down the dimly lit hall, and into the even darker stairway, my nerves firing. I hope I know what Iโm doing. She goes up the steps two at a time, eager now, slamming open a metal door at the top. I hear the clatter of steel as she draws a thin sword out of her cane. A greedy smile pulls her lips too wide, showing off her sharp teeth.
I draw the long knife I have hidden in my boot. It doesnโt have the best reach, but I donโt have the ability to glamour things; I canโt very well ride my bike around with Nightfell on my back.
Still, right now, I really wish Iโd figured out a way to do just that.
I step onto the asphalt roof of the building. The sun is starting to rise, tinting the sky pink and gold. A chill breeze blows through the air, bringing with it the scents of concrete and garbage, along with goldenrod from the nearby park.
My heart speeds with some combination of terror and eagerness. when Grima Mog comes at me, I am ready. I parry and move out of the way. I do it again and again, which annoys her.
โYou promised me a threat,โ she growls, but at least I have a sense of how she moves. I know sheโs hungry for blood, hungry for violence. I know sheโs used to hunting prey. I just hope sheโs overconfident. Itโs possible she will make mistakes facing someone who can fight back.
Unlikely, but possible.
when she comes at me again, I spin and kick the back of her knee hard enough to send her crashing to the ground. She roars, scrambling up and coming at me full speed. For a moment, the fury in her face and those fearsome teeth send a horrible, paralyzing jolt through me.
Monster!ย my mind screams.
I clench my jaw against the urge to keep dodging. Our blades shine, fish-scale bright in the new light of the day. The metal slams together, ringing like a bell. we battle across the roof, my feet clever as we scuff back and forth. Sweat starts on my brow and under my arms. My breath comes hot, clouding in the chill air.
It feels good to be fighting someone other than myself.
Grima Mogโs eyes narrow, watching me, looking for weaknesses. I am conscious of every correction Madoc ever gave me, every bad habit the Ghost tried to train out of me. She begins a series of brutal blows, trying to drive me to the edge of the building. I give ground, attempting to defend myself against the flurry, against the longer
reach of her blade. She was holding back before, but sheโs not holding back now.
Again and again she pushes me toward a drop through the open air. I fight with grim determination. Perspiration slicks my skin, beads between my shoulder blades.
Then my foot smacks into a metal pipe sticking up through the asphalt. I stumble, and she strikes. Itโs all I can do to avoid getting speared, and it costs me my knife, which goes hurtling off the roof. I hear it hit the street below with a dull thud.
I should never have taken this assignment. I should never have agreed to this fight. I should never have taken up Cardanโs offer of marriage and never been exiled to the mortal world.
Anger gives me a burst of energy, and I use it to get out of Grima Mogโs way, letting the momentum of her strike carry her blade down past me. Then I elbow her hard in the arm and grab for the hilt of her sword.
Itโs not a very honorable move, but I havenโt been honorable for a long time. Grima Mog is very strong, but sheโs also surprised. For a moment, she hesitates, but then she slams her forehead into mine. I go reeling, but I almost had her weapon.
I almost had it.
My head is pounding, and I feel a little dizzy.
โThatโs cheating, girl,โ she tells me. weโre both breathing hard. I feel like my lungs are made of lead.
โIโm no knight.โ As though to emphasize the point, I pick up the only weapon I can see: a metal pole. Itโs heavy and has no edge whatsoever, but itโs all there is. At least itโs longer than the knife.
She laughs. โYou ought to concede, but Iโm delighted you havenโt.โ โIโm an optimist,โ I say. Now when she runs at me, she has all the
speed, although I have more reach. we spin around each other, her striking and my parrying with something that swings like a baseball bat. I wish for a lot of things, but mostly to make it off this roof.
My energy is flagging. I am not used to the weight of the pipe, and itโs hard to maneuver.
Give up, my whirling brain supplies.ย Cry off while youโre still standing. Give her the cap, forget the money, and go home. Vivi can magic leaves into extra cash. Just this time, it wouldnโt be so bad. Youโre not fighting for a Pingdom. That, you already lost.
Grima Mog comes toward me as though she can scent my despair. She puts me through my paces, a few fast, aggressive strikes in the hopes of getting under my guard.
Sweat drips down my forehead, stinging my eyes.
Madoc described fighting as a lot of things, as a game of strategy played at speed, as a dance, but right now it feels like an argument. Like an argument where sheโs keeping me too busy defending myself to score any points.
Despite the strain on my muscles, I switch to holding the pipe in one hand and pull her cap from my pocket with the other.
โwhat are you doing? You promisedโโ she begins.
I throw the cap at her face. She grabs for it, distracted. In that moment, I swing the pipe at her side with all the strength in my body.
I catch her in the shoulder, and she falls with a howl of pain. I hit her again, bringing the metal rod down in an arc onto her outstretched arm, sending her sword spinning across the roof.
I raise the pipe to swing again.
โEnough.โ Grima Mog looks up at me from the asphalt, blood on her pointed teeth, astonishment in her face. โI yield.โ
โYou do?โ The pipe sags in my hand.
โYes, little cheat,โ she grits out, pushing herself into a sitting position. โYou bested me. Now help me up.โ
I drop the pipe and walk closer, half-expecting her to pull out a knife and sink it into my side. But she only lifts a hand and allows me to haul her to her feet. She puts her cap on her head and cradles the arm I struck in the other.
โThe Court of Teeth have thrown in their lot with the old Grand Generalโyour fatherโand a whole host of other traitors. I have it on good authority that your High King is to be dethroned before the next full moon. How do you like those apples?โ
โIs that why you left?โ I ask her. โBecause youโre not a traitor?โ
โI left because of another little goat. Now be off with you. This was more fun than I expected, but I think our game is at a close.โ
Her words ring in my ears.ย Your High King. Dethroned.ย โYou still owe me a promise,โ I say, my voice coming out like a croak.
And to my surprise, Grima Mog gives me one. She vows to hunt no more in the mortal lands.
โCome fight me again,โ she calls after me as I head for the stairs. โI have secrets aplenty. There are so many things you donโt know, daughter of Madoc. And I think you crave a little violence yourself.โ