I walked slowly back down the stairs, trying to figure out what had just happened. What was I thinking, confronting Dean? He was allowed to have secrets. He was allowed to be angry that Locke had assigned me to read those interviews, knowing that one of them was his fatherโs. I shouldnโt have gone up there. I should have left him alone.
โLia or Dean?โ
I looked up and saw Michael standing near the front door. โWhat?โ
โThe look on your face,โ he replied. โLia or Dean?โ I shrugged. โBoth?โ
Michael nodded, as if my answer were a foregone conclusion. โYou okay?โ
โYouโre the emotion reader,โ I said. โYou tell me.โ
He took that as an invitation to come closer. He stopped a foot or two away and studied my face. โYouโre confused. Madder at yourself than you are at either of them. Lonely. Angry. Stupid.โ
โStupid?โ I sputtered.
โHey, I just call it like I see it.โ Michael was apparently in the mood to be blunt. โYou feel stupid. Doesnโt mean you are.โ
โWhy didnโt you tell me?โ I sat down on the bottom step, and after a few seconds, Michael sat down beside me, stretching his legs out on the hardwood floor. โWhy make thinly veiled comments aboutย The Bad Seedย instead of just telling me the truth?โ
โI thought about telling you.โ Michael leaned back on his elbows, his casual posture contradicting the tension unmistakable in his voice. โEvery time I saw the two of you hunched over one of Lockeโs little puzzles, I thought about telling you. But what would you have said if I did?โ
I tried to imagine hearing about Deanโs father from Michael, who could barely manage a civil word where Dean was concerned.
โExactly.โ Michael reached forward to tap the edge of my lips, like that was the precise spot that had tipped him off to what was going on inside my mind. โYou wouldnโt have thanked me for telling you. You would have hated me for it.โ
I swatted Michaelโs hand away from my face. โI wouldnโt have hated you.โ
Michael gestured in the general direction of my forehead, but refrained from actually touching my face this time. โYour mouth says one thing, but your eyebrows say another.โ He paused, and his own mouth twisted into a
lazy grin. โYou might not realize this, Colorado, but you can be a little sanctimonious.โ
This time, I didnโt bother letting my face do the talking for me. I slugged him in the shoulderโhard.
โFine.โ Michael held his palms up in surrender. โYouโre not sanctimonious. Youโre honorable.โ He paused and trained his eyes straight ahead. โMaybe I didnโt want to advertise the fact that Iโm not.โ
For a split second, Michael let those wordsโthat confessionโhang in the air.
โBesides,โ he continued, โif Iโd told you that between Redding and myself I was the safe option, I would have lost all of that carefully built-up bad-boy cred.โ
From self-loathing to sardonic in under two seconds. โTrust me,โ I said lightly, โyou donโt have any cred.โ
โOh, really?โ Michael said. When I nodded, he stood up and took my hand. โLetโs fix that, then, shall we?โ
A wiser person would have said no. I took a deep breath. โWhat did you have in mind?โ
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Blowing stuff up was surprisingly therapeutic.
โClear!โ Michael yelled. The two of us scuttled backward. A second later, a string of fireworks went off, scorching the floor of a fake foyer.
โSomehow, I donโt think this is what Agent Briggs had in mind when he built this basement,โ I said.
Michael adopted an austere look. โSimulation is one of our most powerful tools,โ he said, doing a passable imitation of Agent Briggs. โHow else are we to visualize the work of the infamous Boom-Boom Bandit?โ
โBoom-Boom Bandit?โ I repeated. He grinned. โToo much?โ
I held my index finger up an inch from my thumb. โJust a little.โ
Behind us, the door to the basement opened and slammed shut. I half expected it to be Judd, asking what precisely we thought we were doing down here, but Michael had assured me the basement was soundproof.
โI didnโt know anyone was down here.โ Sloane looked at the two of us suspiciously. โWhyย areย you down here?โ
Michael and I looked at each other. I opened my mouth to answer, but Sloaneโs eyes widened as she took in the evidence.
โFireworks?โ she said, folding her arms over her middle. โIn the foyer?โ Michael shrugged. โCassie needed a distraction, and I needed to give
Briggs a few more gray hairs.โ
Sloane eyed him mutinously. Considering the amount of time she spent down here, I could see why she might take any misuse of the crime sets seriously.
โSorry,โ I said.
โYou should be,โ she replied sternly. โYouโre doing it all wrong.โ
What followed was a ten-minute lecture on pyrodynamics. And several more explosions.
โWell,โ Michael said, surveying our work. โThatโll teach Briggs and Locke to leave us to our own devices for too long.โ
I shoved my hair out of my face with the heel of my hand. โTheyโre working a case,โ I said, remembering the look on Lockeโs faceโand the details Iโd managed to glean about what she and Briggs were up to. โI think thatโs a little bit of a higher priority than training us is.โ
โSloane,โ Michael said suddenly, drawing out her name and narrowing his eyes.
โNothing,โ Sloane replied quickly.
โNothing what?โ I asked. Clearly, I was missing something here.
โWhen I said Lockeโs name, Sloane looked down and to the side and her eyebrows pulled up in the center.โ Michael paused, and when he spoke again, his voice was softer. โWhat did you take, Sloane?โ
Sloane made a careful study of her fingernails. โAgent Locke doesnโt like me.โ
I thought back to the last time I had seen Sloane and Locke together.
Sloane had come into the kitchen and rattled off some statistics about serial killers. Locke hadnโt had a chance to reply when Briggs came into the room with an update on their case. In fact, I wasnโt sure Iโd ever seen Locke say anything to Sloane, though she traded barbs easily enough with Michael and Lia.
โThere was a USB drive,โ Sloane admitted finally, โin Agent Lockeโs briefcase.โ
Michaelโs eyes lit up. โAm I to infer that you have it now?โ Sloane shrugged. โThatโs a distinct possibility.โ
โYou took a USB drive out of Lockeโs briefcase?โ I processed that bit of information. When Lia had helped herself to the contents of my closet, sheโd said that Sloane was the kleptomaniac in the house. Iโd assumed she was joking.
Apparently not.
โLetโs concentrate on the important thing here,โ Michael said. โWhat information do you lovely ladies think Locke would be carrying on her person while working a case?โ
I glanced at Sloane, then back at Michael. โYou think it has something to do with their current case?โ I couldnโt keep the surge of interest out of my
tone.
โThat is also a distinct possibility.โ Sloane was sounding distinctly more chipper.
Michael threw an arm over her shoulder. โHave I ever told you that youโre my favorite?โ he asked her. Then he cast a wicked glance at me. โStill in need of distraction?โ