All I wantย to do tonight is sprawl on the couch and watch the first playoffs game of the season. I donโt even care that Boston isnโt playingโIโll watch any game you put in front of me during the post-season. Nothing gets your blood going and heart racing more than playoffs hockey.
Dean, however, has other plans. He waits for me in the hall when I leave the bathroom after my shower, his green eyes narrowed in impatience. โJesus Christ, bro, what the hell were you doing in there? Shaving your legs? Thirteen-year-old girls take shorter showers than that!โ
โI was literally in there forย fiveย minutes.โ
I brush past him and duck into my bedroom, but he follows me in. No sense of boundaries, this one.
โHurry up and get dressed. Weโre going to a movie and I donโt want to miss the previews.โ
I stare at him. โAre you asking me out on a date?โ
That gets me a middle finger. โYou wish.โ
โNo,ย youย wishยธ apparently.โ I grab a pair of boxers from the top drawer and shoot him a pointed look. โDo you mind?โ
โSeriously? Iโve seen your cock hundreds of times in the locker room. Get dressed already.โ He folds his arms over his chest and taps his foot.
โGo away. Iโm watching the Red Wings game tonight.โ
โAw, come on, you donโt evenย likeย Detroit. And itโs half-price ticket night at the theaterโIโve been waiting like a week to see this Statham movie just so we could go tonight.โ
Now Iโm gaping at him, because is he for real? โHey, asshole, youโre filthy rich. If anyone should be paying full price for movie tickets, itโsย you.โ
โI was being nice,ย asshole. Waiting for the cheap day soย youโdย be able to afford it.โ Then he flashes his trademark grin, the one that makes chicks drop their panties and dive onto his dick.
โDonโt give me your sex grin. Itโs creeping me out.โ
His mouth stays frozen in the sex-grin position. โIโll stop smiling like this if you agree to be my date tonight.โ
โYouโre the most annoying persโโ
The grin widens, and he even throws a little wink in there.
Ten minutes later, weโre out the door.
The movie theaterย in Hastings only has three screens and carries one new release a week, which really limits the selection. Luckily for Dean, the Jason Statham movie heโs got a hard-on for is playing there. Deanโs aย hugeย Statham fan. If someone told me he stands in front of his mirror speaking in a British accent and pretends to transport things around his bedroom? Iโd buy it.
Iโm still not in the mood to see a movie, but after Dean twisted my arm, I realized that getting out of the house might not be the worst idea. Hannah usually comes by after work on Wednesdays, so hopefully she and Garrett will already be asleep by the time Dean and I get home. And yes, I know her work schedule, sad pathetic loser that I am.
On the bright side, I havenโt been obsessing over her as much as usual. The person who monopolized my thoughts all weekend was not Hannah, but Grace. Christ, and donโt get me started on Mondayโs oral spectacular. When I jerked off last night, it was to the memory of Graceโs firm, creamy thighs and hot, tightโ
โLogan. Hey.โ
I blink in confusion as Grace enters my line of vision. For a second, I wonder if my dirty mind somehow conjured up the image of her, but nope. Sheโs actually here, standing five feet from the box office.
โHey,โ I greet her.
She smiles, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear. Sheโs in a tight sweater, black yoga pants, and an unzipped blue windbreaker, looking like she stepped off the pages of an Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue. I kind of like the whole comfy-but-hot look she has going on.
I hear a softย ahemย and notice thereโs someone standing beside her. A curvy, raven-haired girl in a brown leather skirt and fuzzy red top. And sheโs gaping at me. Like, jaw-scraping-the-floor gaping.
Someone pokes me from behind. โDude,โ Dean says irritably. โStick to the plan. You, tickets. Me, popcorn.โ
I thrust out the twenty-dollar bill in my hand. โChange of plans. Iโll grab the snacks.โ
He rolls his eyes, then spares an admiring glance at Graceโs friendโs tits before ambling off to grab the tickets.
โWhat are you guys here to see?โ I ask Grace.
She grins. โWhat do you think?โ She holds up two tickets and I chuckle when I glimpse the title of the Statham movie.
Of course. I forgot what an action nut she is.
โThatโs what weโre watching too. We should all sit together.โ
Her friend makes another squeaky noise. Actually, itโs more of a gasp, with a bit of a wheeze thrown in there. Thereโs a lot going on in that one little sound.
Grace gestures to her friend. โThis is Ramona. Ramona, this is Logan.โ
The friend looks me up and down. โI know who he is.โ
Aw, hell. Iโve seen that look before. Many, many times, on the faces of many, many women. As if sheโs picturing me naked and inside her.
Too bad Iโm not interested in fulfilling that fantasy. Iโm wholly focused on Grace, and the parade of wicked images flashing through my mind. Like the way her eyes glazed over when my tongue first touched her clit. And the breathy noises she made when she came. Andโ
โItโs Graceโs birthday,โ the friend announces.
Graceโs features crease in discomfort. โRamona.โ
โShit, it is?โ I grin at her. โHappy birthday, gorgeous.โ
I donโt miss the way her friendโs jaw slackens again, or how Grace shifts in visible embarrassment.
โThanks.โ Her bottom lip juts out glumly. โIโm nineteen today. Go me.โ
I snicker. โI take it youโre not a birthday person?โ
โAbsolutely not. My mother scarred me for life.โ
Her friend suddenly snorts. โHey, remember the year at the spring fair? When your mom crashed the stage during that folk bandโs set and performed a birthday rap for you?โ
โYou mean do I remember the day I researched how to emancipate myself from my parents?โ Grace replies in a dry voice. โVividly.โ
Ramona shoots me a conspiratorial look. โI wanted to invite some people over to the dorm to celebrate, but she threatened to cut off both my arms and feed them to me if I did. So we compromised by going to the movies.โ
Weโre interrupted by Dean, who frowns when he sees my empty hands. โFor fuckโs sake, do I have to do everything?โ Then, as if remembering heโs in the presence of two very pretty girls, he breaks out in a grin. โAlso, are you gonna introduce me or what?โ
โThis is Grace andโโ Shit, Iโve already forgotten the friendโs name.
โRamona,โ she supplies, and that hungry gaze fixates on Dean now.
She can ogle him as much as she wants, but I can pretty much guarantee that the moment he finds out sheโs a freshman, Dean wonโt be ogling her back.
For all his manwhoring, the guy has a strict rule about not doing freshmen. Iโm not sure I blame him, considering our little stalker incident at the start of the year. Dean had hooked up with a freshman, who, after one night of exquisite passion, decided they were madly in love. She then proceeded to show up at our house at all hours of the day and night, sometimes wearing clothes, other timesย notย wearing clothes, usually armed with flowers and love letters andโmy personal favoriteโa framed photo of herself wearing Deanโs hockey jersey.
Sometimes when Iโm falling asleep, I can still hear her wailingย Deeeeeeeeeanย outside my window.
Needless to say, Deanโs avoided the young ones ever since. He calls them level ten clingers.
The four of us stop at the concessions counter so Dean can get his popcorn, and a few minutes later, we enter the dark theater, where the previews have just started. The auditorium isย packed. Thereโs a better chance of Jason Statham himself showing up to offer commentary on the movie than of us finding four seats together. But from where I stand, I spot several available two-seat blocks.
The girls are walking ahead of us, so I lean closer to Dean and murmur, โMind if we split up? I want to sit with Grace. Itโs her birthday.โ
His gaze rests on Ramonaโs undeniably great ass. โI can live with that.โ
Both Grace and Ramona nod in agreement when I suggest sitting separately. Ramona instantly links her arm through Deanโs and whispers something in his ear that makes him chuckle, and then they shuffle forward in the dark to look for seats.
Grace and I do the same. We find two empty spots halfway up the auditorium, right on the aisle, and once weโre settled, she slides closer to whisper, โAre you sure your friend is okay sitting with Ramona? Because sheโs absolutely going to hit on him the whole time.โ
Her lips are practically on my ear, and she smells incredible. I canโt name flowery scents to save my life, but hers is sweet and girly, and when she runs a hand through her hair, a whiff of it floats into my nostrils.
โDonโt worry. Dean can handle himself,โ I whisper back with a grin.
We turn to the screen, which is showing a preview that instantly captivates Grace. Itโs some shoot-em-up explosion porn with big stars and even bigger guns, and her excited expression makes me want to kiss her so fucking bad. Her love for action movies is a major turn-on.
Before I can stop myself, I reach out and take her hand.
She jerks in surprise, then relaxes and looks over with a smile before refocusing her attention on the screen.
I still canโt figure her out. Sheโs sweet, but she doesnโt come off as naive. She gives off an innocent vibe, but she also seems incredibly secure with herself. She doesnโt barrage me with questions or flirt up a storm. Hell, she hasnโt even brought up the fact that I play hockey, which is usually the first thing chicks do when Iโm around.
Itโs crazy how I hardly know a thing about her, yet I had my face between her legs a couple days ago andโoh shit, now Iโm thinking about her pussy.
Wonderful. And now I have a boner of monstrous proportions.
I clumsily shift in my seat, resisting the urge to slide my hand down my pants and do some discreet rearranging. Or maybe to slide my hand downย herย pants and give her a birthday present to remember.
I do neither. The sounds of crunching popcorn and crinkling candy wrappers echo all around us, a blatant reminder that weโre surrounded by people. I try to concentrate on the opening credits flashing on the screen, but ten minutes into the movie, and my bonerโs still going strong.
How long does an erection have to last before itโs considered bad news? Three hours? Four? No way this movie isย thatย long, right?
God, I fucking hope not.