LOG ENTRY: SOL 38
Iโm still cowering in the rover, but Iโve had time to think. And I know how to deal with the hydrogen.
I thought about the atmospheric regulator. It pays attention to whatโs in the air and balances it. Thatโs how the excess O2ย Iโve been importing ends up in the tanks. Problem is, itโs just not built to pull hydrogen out of the air.
The regulator uses freeze-separation to sort out the gasses. When it decides thereโs too much oxygen, it starts collecting air in a tank and cooling it to 90 kelvin. That makes the oxygen turn to liquid, but leaves the nitrogen (condensation point: 77K) still gaseous. Then it stores the O2.
But I canโt get it to do that for hydrogen, because hydrogen needs to be below 21K to turn liquid. And the regulator just canโt get temperatures that low. Dead end.
Hereโs the solution:
Hydrogen is dangerous because it can blow up. But it can only blow up if thereโs oxygen around. Hydrogen without oxygen is harmless. And the regulator is all about pulling oxygen out of the air.
There are four different safety interlocks that prevent the regulator from letting the Habโs oxygen content get too low. But theyโre designed to work against technical faults, not deliberate sabotage (bwa ha ha!).
Long story short, I can trick the regulator into pulling all the oxygen out of the Hab. Then I can wear a space suit (so I can breathe) and do whatever I want without fear of blowing up.
Iโll use an O2ย tank to spray short bursts of oxygen at the hydrogen, and make a spark with a couple of wires and a battery. Itโll set the hydrogen on fire, but only until the small bit of oxygen is used up.
Iโll just do that over and over, in controlled bursts, until Iโve burned off all the hydrogen.
One tiny flaw with that plan: Itโll kill my dirt.
The dirt is only viable soil because of the bacteria growing in it. If I get rid of all the oxygen, the bacteria will die. I donโt have 100 billion little space suits
handy.
Itโs half a solution anyway.
Time to take a break from thinking.
Commander Lewis was the last one to use this rover. She was scheduled to use it again on Sol 7, but she went home instead. Her personal travel kitโs still in the back. Rifling through it, I found a protein bar and a personal USB, probably full of music to listen to on the drive.
Time to chow down and see what the good commander brought along for music.
LOG ENTRY SOL 38 (2)
Disco. God damn it, Lewis.
LOG ENTRY: SOL 39
I think Iโve got it.
Soil bacteria are used to winters. They get less active, and require less oxygen to survive. I can lower the Hab temperature to 1ยฐC, and theyโll nearly hibernate. This sort of thing happens on Earth all the time. They can survive a couple of days this way. If youโre wondering how bacteria on Earth survive longer periods of cold, the answer is they donโt. Bacteria from further underground where it is warmer breed upward to replace the dead ones.
Theyโll still need some oxygen, but not much. I think a 1 percent content will do the trick. That leaves a little in the air for the bacteria to breathe, but not enough to maintain a fire. So the hydrogen wonโt blow up.
But that leads to yet another problem. The potato plants wonโt like the plan.
They donโt mind the lack of oxygen, but the cold will kill them. So Iโll have to pot them (bag them, actually) and move them to a rover. They havenโt even sprouted yet, so itโs not like they need light.
It was surprisingly annoying to find a way to make the heat stay on when the roverโs unoccupied. But I figured it out. After all, Iโve got nothing but time in here.
So thatโs the plan. First, bag the potato plants and bring them to the rover (make sure it keeps the damn heater on). Then drop the Hab temperature to 1ยฐC. Then reduce the O2ย content to 1 percent. Then burn off the hydrogen with a battery,
some wires, and a tank of O2.
Yeah. This all sounds like a great idea with no chance of catastrophic failure.
That was sarcasm, by the way. Well, off I go.
LOG ENTRY: SOL 40
Things werenโt 100 percent successful.
They say no plan survives first contact with implementation. Iโd have to agree. Hereโs what happened:
I summoned up the courage to return to the Hab. Once I got there, I felt a little more confident. Everything was how Iโd left it. (What did I expect? Martians looting my stuff?)
It would take a while to let the Hab cool, so I started that right away by turning the temperature down to 1ยฐC.
I bagged the potato plants, and got a chance to check up on them while I was at it. Theyโre rooting nicely and about to sprout. One thing I hadnโt accounted for was how to bring them from the Hab to the rovers.
The answer was pretty easy. I put all of them in Martinezโs space suit. Then I dragged it out with me to the rover Iโd set up as a temporary nursery.
Making sure to jimmy the heater to stay on, I headed back to the Hab.
By the time I got back, it was already chilly. Down to 5ยฐC already. Shivering and watching my breath condense in front of me, I threw on extra layers of clothes. Fortunately Iโm not a very big man. Martinezโs clothes fit over mine, and Vogelโs fit over Martinezโs. These shitty clothes were designed to be worn in a temperature-controlled environment. Even with three layers, I was still cold. I climbed into my bunk and under the covers for more warmth.
Once the temperature got to 1ยฐC, I waited another hour, just to make sure the bacteria in the dirt got the memo that it was time to take it slow.
The next problem I ran into was the regulator. Despite my swaggering confidence, I wasnโt able to outwit it. Itย reallyย does not want to pull too much O2ย out of the air. The lowest I could get it to was 15 percent. After that, it flatly
refused to go lower, and nothing I did mattered. I had all these plans about getting in and reprogramming it. But the safety protocols turned out to be in ROMs.
I canโt blame it. Its whole purpose is toย preventย the atmosphere from becoming lethal. Nobody at NASA thought, โHey, letโs allow a fatal lack of oxygen that will make everyone drop dead!โ
So I had to use a more primitive plan.
The regulator uses a different set of vents for air sampling than it does for
main air separation. The air that gets freeze-separated comes in through a single large vent on the main unit. But it samples the air from nine small vents that pipe back to the main unit. That way it gets a good average of the Hab, and one localized imbalance wonโt throw it off.
I taped up eight of the intakes, leaving only one of them active. Then I taped the mouth of a Hefty-sized bag over the neck-hole of a spacesuit (Johanssenโs this time). In the back of the bag, I poked a small hole and taped it over the remaining intake.
Then I inflated the bag with pure O2ย from the suitโs tanks. โHoly shit!โ the regulator thought, โI better pull O2ย out right away!โ
Worked great!
I decided not to wear a space suit after all. The atmospheric pressure was going to be fine. All I needed was oxygen. So I grabbed an O2ย canister and
breather mask from the medical bay. That way, I had a hell of a lot more freedom of motion. It even had a rubber band to keep it on my face!
Though I did need a space suit to monitor the actual Hab oxygen level, now that the Habโs main computer was convinced it was 100 percent O2. Letโs seeโฆ Martinezโs space suit was in the rover. Johanssenโs was outwitting the regulator.
Lewisโs was serving as a water tank. I didnโt want to mess with mine (hey, itโs
custom-fitted!). That left me two space suits to work with.
I grabbed Vogelโs suit and activated the internal air sensors while leaving the helmet off. Once the oxygen dropped to 12 percent, I put the breather mask on. I watched it fall further and further. When it reached 1 percent, I cut power to the regulator.
I may not be able to reprogram the regulator, but I can turn the bastard off completely.
The Hab has emergency flashlights in many locations in case of critical power failure. I tore the LED bulbs out of one and left the two frayed power wires very close together. Now, when I turned it on, I got a small spark.
Taking a canister of O2ย from Vogelโs suit, I attached a strap to both ends and slung it over my shoulder. Then I attached an air line to the tank and crimped it with my thumb. I turned on a very slow trickle of O2; small enough that it
couldnโt overpower the crimp.
Standing on the table with a sparker in one hand and my oxygen line in the other, I reached up and gave it a try.
And holy hell, it worked! Blowing the O2ย over the sparker, I flicked the switch on the flashlight and a wonderful jet of flame fired out of the tube. The
fire alarm went off, of course. But Iโd heard it so much lately, I barely noticed it anymore.
Then I did it again. And again. Short bursts. Nothing flashy. I was happy to take my time.
I was elated! This was the best plan ever! Not only was I clearing out the hydrogen, I was making more water!
Everything went great right up to the explosion.
One minute I was happily burning hydrogen; the next I was on the other side of the Hab, and a lot of stuff was knocked over. I stumbled to my feet and saw the Hab in disarray.
My first thought was: โMy ears hurt like hell!โ
Then I thought, โIโm dizzy,โ and fell to my knees. Then I fell prone. I wasย thatย dizzy. I groped my head with both hands, looking for a head wound I desperately hoped would not be there. Nothing seemed to be amiss.
But feeling all over my head and face revealed the true problem. My oxygen mask had been ripped off in the blast. I was breathing nearly pure nitrogen.
The floor was covered in junk from all over the Hab. No hope of finding the medical O2ย tank. No hope of finding anything in this mess before I passed out.
Then I saw Lewisโs suit hanging right where it belonged. It hadnโt moved in the blast. It was heavy to start with and had 70 liters of water in it.
I rushed over, quickly cranked on the O2, and stuck my head into the neck hole (Iโd removed the helmet long ago, for easy access to the water). I breathed a bit until the dizziness faded, then took a deep breath and held it.
Still holding my breath, I glanced over to the space suit and Hefty bag Iโd used to outsmart the regulator. The bad news is Iโd never removed them. The good news is the explosion removed them. Eight of the nine intakes for the regulator were still bagged, but this one would at least tell the truth.
Stumbling over to the regulator, I turned it back on.
After a two-second boot process (it was made to start up fast for obvious reasons), it immediately identified the problem.
The shrill low-oxygen alarm blared throughout the Hab as the regulator dumped pure oxygen into the atmosphere as fast as it safely could.ย Separatingย oxygen from the atmosphere is difficult and time-consuming, butย addingย it is as simple as opening a valve.
I clambered over debris back to Lewisโs space suit and put my head back in for more good air. Within three minutes, the regulator had brought the Hab oxygen back up to par.
I noticed for the first time how burned my clothing was. It was a good time to be wearing three layers of clothes. Mostly the damage was on my sleeves. The outer layer was gone. The middle layer was singed and burned clean through in places. The inner layer, my own uniform, was in reasonably good shape. Looks like I lucked out again.
Also, glancing at the Habโs main computer, I saw the temperature had gone up to 15ยฐC. Something very hot and very explodey had happened, and I wasnโt sure what. Or how.
And thatโs where I am now. Wondering what the hell happened.
After all that work and getting blown up, Iโm exhausted. Tomorrow Iโll have to do a million equipment checks and try to figure out what exploded, but for now I just want to sleep.
Iโm in the rover again tonight. Even with the hydrogen gone, Iโm reluctant to hang out in a Hab that has a history of exploding for no reason. Plus, I canโt be sure there isnโt a leak.
This time, I brought a proper meal, and something to listen to that isnโt disco.
LOG ENTRY: SOL 41
I spent the day running full diagnostics on every system in the Hab. It was incredibly boring, but my survival depends on these machines, so it had to be done. I canโt just assume an explosion did no long-term damage.
I did the most critical tests first. Number one was the integrity of the Hab canvas. I felt pretty confident it was in good shape, because Iโd spent a few hours asleep in the rover before returning to the Hab, and the pressure was still good. The computer reported no change in pressure over that time, other than a minor fluctuation based on temperature.
Then I checked the oxygenator. If that stops working and I canโt fix it, Iโm a dead man. No problems.
Then the atmospheric regulator. Again, no problem.
Heating unit, primary battery array, O2ย and N2ย storage tanks, water reclaimer, all three airlocks, lighting systems, main computerโฆon and on I went, feeling better and better as each system proved to be in perfect working
order.
Got to hand it to NASA. They donโt screw around when making this stuff.
Then came the critical partโฆchecking the dirt. I took a few samples from all over the Hab (remember, itโs all dirt flooring now) and made slides.
With shaking hands, I put a slide into the microscope and brought the image
up on-screen. There they were! Healthy, active bacteria doing their thing! Looks like I wonโt be starving to death on Sol 400 after all. I plopped down in a chair and let my breathing return to normal.
Then I set about cleaning up the mess. And I had a lot of time to think about what had happened.
So what happened? Well, I have a theory.
According to the main computer, during the blast, the internal pressure spiked to 1.4 atmospheres, and the temperature rose to 15ยฐC in under a second. But the pressure quickly subsided back to 1 atm. This would make sense if the atmospheric regulator were on, but Iโd cut power to it.
The temperature remained at 15ยฐC for some time afterward, so any heat expansion should still have been present. But the pressure dropped down again, so where did that extra pressure go? Raising the temperature and keeping the same number of atoms inside should permanently raise the pressure. But it didnโt.
I quickly realized the answer. The hydrogen (the only available thing to burn) combined with oxygen (hence combustion) and became water. Water is a thousand times as dense as a gas. So the heat added to the pressure, and the transformation of hydrogen and oxygen into water brought it back down again.
The million dollar question is, where the hell did the oxygen come from? The whole plan was to limit oxygen and keep an explosion from happening. And it was working for quite a while before blowing up.
I think I have my answer. And it comes down to me brain-farting. Remember when I decided not to wear a space suit? That decision almost killed me.
The medical O2ย tank mixes pure oxygen with surrounding air, then feeds it to you through a mask. The mask stays on your face with a little rubber band that goes around the back of your neck. Not an airtight seal.
I know what youโre thinking. The mask leaked oxygen. But no. I was breathing the oxygen. When I was inhaling, I made a nearly airtight seal with the mask by sucking it to my face.
The problem wasย exhaling. Do you know how much oxygen you absorb out of the air when you take a normal breath? I donโt know either, but itโs not 100 percent. Every time I exhaled, I added more oxygen to the system.
It just didnโt occur to me. But it should have. If your lungs grabbed up all the oxygen, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation wouldnโt work. Iโm such a dumb-ass for not thinking of it! And my dumb-assery almost got me killed!
Iโm really going to have to be more careful.
Itโs a good thing I burned off most of the hydrogen before the explosion.
Otherwise that would have been the end. As it is, the explosion wasnโt strong enough to pop the Hab. Though it was strong enough to almost blast my eardrums in.
This all started with me noticing a 60-liter shortfall in water production. Between deliberate burn-off and a bit of unexpected explosion, Iโm back on track. The water reclaimer did its job last night and pulled 50 liters of the newly created water out of the air. Itโs storing it in Lewisโs spacesuit, which Iโll call โThe Cisternโ from now on, because it sounds cooler. The other 10 liters of water was directly absorbed by the dry soil.
Lots of physical labor today. Iโve earned a full meal. And to celebrate my first night back in the Hab, Iโll kick back and watch some shitty twentieth-century TV courtesy of Commander Lewis.
The Dukes of Hazzard, eh? Letโs give it a whirl.
LOG ENTRY: SOL 42
I slept in late today. I deserved it. After four nights of awful sleep in the rover, my bunk felt like the softest, most profoundly beautiful feather bed ever made.
Eventually, I dragged my ass out of bed and finished some post-explosion cleanup.
I moved the potato plants back in today. And just in time, too. Theyโre sprouting. They look healthy and happy. This isnโt chemistry, medicine, bacteriology, nutrition analysis, explosion dynamics, or any other shit Iโve been doing lately. This isย botany. Iโm sure I can at least grow some plants without screwing up.
Right?
You know what really sucks? Iโve only made 130 liters of water. I have another 470 liters to go. Youโd think after almost killing myselfย twice, Iโd be able to stop screwing around with hydrazine. But nope. Iโll be reducing hydrazine and burning hydrogen in the Hab, every ten hours, for another ten days. Iโll do a better job of it from now on. Instead of counting on a clean reaction, Iโll do frequent โhydrogen cleaningsโ with a small flame. Itโll burn off gradually instead of building up to kill-Mark levels.
Iโll have a lot of dead time. Ten hours for each tank of CO2ย to finish filling. It only takes twenty minutes to reduce the hydrazine and burn the hydrogen. Iโll spend the rest of the time watching TV.
And seriouslyโฆItโs clear that General Lee can outrun a police cruiser. Why doesnโt Rosco just go to the Duke farm and arrest them when theyโreย notย in the car?