โThe next morning Iโm at the hotel, and Iโm late, oh so very late. No matter how hard I work, no matter how many rooms I clean, Iโ
canโt keep up. I finish one room and an obsidian door, like a great, gaping maw, opens to the next guest room just down the hall. Thereโs dirt everywhereโgrit ground into the pile of every carpet, cracks in all the mirrors, greasy smudges on tabletops, and bloody fingerprints smeared across twisted sheets. Suddenly, Iโm climbing the grand terrace staircase in the lobby, desperate to get away. My hands clutch the golden serpent balustrades, each one slippery to the touch. The beady reptilian eyes look familiar, then they blink and come to life under my fingers. With each step I take, a new serpent awakensโCheryl, Mr. Snow, Wilbur, the tattooed behemoths, Mr. Rosso, Detective Stark, Rodney, Giselle, and finally, Mr. Black.
โNo!โ I scream, but then I hear knocking. I sit bolt-upright in bed, my heart pounding in my chest.
โGran?โ I call out. It comes back to me as it does every morning. Iโm alone in the world.
Knock. Knock. Knock.
I check my phone. Itโs not quite seven in the morning, so my alarm has not yet gone off. Who in their right mind would be rapping on my door at this most inconvenient hour? Then I remember Mr. Rosso, who owes me my receipt for rent paid.
I haul myself out of bed and put my slippers on. โComing!โ I say. โJust one moment!โ
I shake away the nightmare and walk down the hallway to the front door. I slide the rusty dead bolt across, then turn the lock and open the door wide. โMr. Rosso, while I appreciate you bringingโโ But midsentence I stop
cold because itโs not Mr. Rosso at the door.
An imposing young police officer is standing with his feet apart, blocking all the light. Behind him are two more officers, a middle-aged man who would fit in fine inย Columbo,ย and Detective Stark.
โPlease excuse me. Iโm not properly dressed,โ I say. I clutch at the collar of my pajamas, which used to be Granโsโpink flannel with a delightful array of multicolored teapots all over them. This is no way to greet guests, even ones impolite enough to arrive unannounced at an inconvenient hour of the morning.
โMolly,โ Detective Stark says, stepping in front of the young officer. โYouโre under arrest for unlawful possession of a firearm, possession of drugs, and first-degree murder. You have the right to remain silent and to refuse to answer questions. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future.โ
My head is spinning, the floor is tilting under my feet. Tiny teapots spin before my eyes. โWould anyone like a cup ofโฆโ But I canโt finish the question, because my vision dims.
The last thing I remember is my knees turning to marmalade and all the world fading to black.
When I come to, Iโm in a holding cell, lying down on a tiny gray cot. I remember my front door, opening it, and the shock of my rights being read to me just like on TV. Was that real? I sit up slowly. I take in the small room
with bars. Yes, itโs all real. Iโm in a jail cell, probably in the basement of the same station Iโve visited twice before for questioning.
I take a few breaths, willing myself to remain calm. It smells dry and dusty. Iโm still wearing my pajamas, which strikes me as entirely unsuitable apparel for this particular situation. The cot Iโm sitting on is stained with what Gran would call โunresolvable dirtโโsmeared blood and some yellow circular stains that could be many things that I donโt want to think about. This cot is an example of a perfectly serviceable item that should immediately be disposed of because there is simply no way to restore it to a state of perfection.
How sanitary is the rest of this cell? I wonder. It occurs to me that a far worse job than being a hotel maid would be working as a janitor in such a place. Imagine the plethora of bacteria and filth that has accumulated here over the years. No, I cannot focus on that.
I put my slippered feet on the floor.
Count your blessings.
My blessings. Iโm about to start at number one, but when I look down at my hands, I see they are besmirched. Stained. I have dark black ink marks on every finger. It comes back to me then. Lying on this cot in this cramped, germ-infested cell, two police officers guiding each of my fingers toward a jet-black ink blotter. They didnโt even have the decency to allow me to wash my hands after, though I did ask. After that I donโt remember much. Perhaps I fainted again. Itโs hard to say how long ago that wasโit could have been five minutes or five hours.
Before I can think about anything else, the young police officer who was at my door at home appears on the other side of the cell bars.
โYouโre awake,โ he says. โYouโre at the police station, do you understand? You passed out at your front door and in here too. We read you your rights. Youโre under arrest. Multiple charges. Do you remember?โ
โYes,โ I say. I canโt recall what exactly Iโve been arrested for, but I know it most certainly has to do with the death of Mr. Black.
Detective Stark appears beside the young officer. Sheโs in plainclothes now, but this does nothing to alter the dread I feel the moment her eyes
meet mine. โIโll take it from here,โ she says. โMolly, come with me.โ
The young officer turns a key in the cell door and holds it open for me. โThank you,โ I say as I pass.
Detective Stark leads the way. Behind me, the young officer follows, making sure Iโm hemmed in. Iโm escorted down a hallway with three other cells. I try not to look inside them, but itโs futile. I catch a glimpse of a sallow-faced man with sores on his face, holding on to the bars of his cell. Opposite him a young woman in torn clothing lies crying in her cot.
Count your blessings.
We go up some stairs. I avoid touching the railings, which are coated with filth and grime. Eventually, we arrive at a familiar room that Iโve visited twice before. Detective Stark flicks on the lights.
โSit,โ she orders. โYouโve been here so often it must feel like home.โ โItโs nothing like home,โ I say, my voice like a blade, cutting and sharp.
I sit in the wobbly chair behind the dirty, white table, careful not to touch my back against the rest. My feet are cold despite my fuzzy slippers.
The young officer walks in with a coffee in a dastardly Styrofoam cup, two creamers, and a muffin on a paper plate. And a metal spoon. He puts all of this down on the table, then leaves. Detective Stark closes the door behind him.
โEat,โ she says. โWe donโt want you passing out again.โ
โThatโs very thoughtful,โ I reply, because youโre supposed to say something complimentary when offered food. I donโt believe sheโs being authentically caring, but it hardly matters. Iโm ravenous. My body craves sustenance. I need it to carry on, to get me through whatโs next.
I pick up the spoon, turn it over in my hand. Thereโs a dried clump of gray matter on the underside. I put it down immediately.
โDo you take cream in your coffee?โ Detective Stark asks. Sheโs taken a seat across from me at the table.
โJust one,โ I say. โThank you.โ
She reaches out for the creamer, opens it, and pours it into the cup. Sheโs about to grab the revolting spoon and stir.
โNo!โ I say. โI prefer my coffee unstirred.โ
She stares at me with that look of hers that is becoming easier and easier to interpretโderision and disgust. She hands me the Styrofoam cup. It makes that horrific squeaky sound as I take it in my hand. I canโt help but cringe.
Detective Stark pushes the plate with the muffin closer to me. โEat,โ she says again, an order not an invitation.
โThank you very much,โ I say as I delicately pry the muffin from the paper lining, then sever it into four neat pieces. I pop one quarter into my mouth. Raisin bran. My favorite kind of muffinโdense and nutrient-rich, with random bursts of sweetness. Itโs as if Detective Stark knew my preference, though of course she didnโt. Only Columbo could have figured that out.
I swallow and take a couple of sips of the bitter coffee. โDelightful,โ I say.
Detective Stark guffaws. I do believe it is a proper guffaw. No other word would suffice. She crosses her arms. This could mean sheโs cold, but I doubt it. She distrusts me, and the feeling is entirely mutual.
โYou realize weโve laid charges against you,โ she says. โFor unlawful possession of a firearm, for possession of drugs. And for first-degree murder.โ
I nearly choke on my next sip of coffee. โThatโs impossible,โ I say. โI have never hurt a soul in my life, never mind murdered one.โ
โLook,โ she says, โwe believe you killed Mr. Black. Or you had something to do with it. Or you know who did. The autopsy report has come in. Itโs definitive, Molly. It wasnโt a heart attack. He was asphyxiated. Thatโs how he died.โ
I jam another chunk of muffin into my mouth and concentrate on chewing. Itโs always good to chew every bite ten to twenty times. Gran used to say it aids digestion. I begin counting in my head.
โHow many pillows do you leave on every bed that you make up at the hotel?โ Detective Stark asks.
I know the answer, obviously, but my mouth is full. It would be impolite to reply right now.
โFour,โ the detective says before Iโm ready to answer. โFour pillows are on every bed. I verified it with Mr. Snow and some of the other maids. But there were only three pillows on Mr. Blackโs bed when I arrived at the scene of the crime. Where did the fourth pillow go, Molly?โ
Six, seven, eight chews. I swallow and am about to speak, but before I do, the detective slams both hands down on the table that divides us, which causes me to nearly jump out of my chair.
โMolly!โ she barks. โI just insinuated that you murdered a man in cold blood with a pillow, and youโre sitting there, mindfully eating a muffin.โ
I pause to regulate my pulse, which is racing. Iโm not used to being yelled at or accused of heinous crimes. I find it most disconcerting. I sip my coffee to settle my jangling nerves. Then I speak. โI will say it in a new way, Detective. I did not kill Mr. Black. And I most certainly didnโt asphyxiate him with a pillow. And for the record, there is no possible way that I could ever possess drugs. Iโve never seen nor tried one in my life. Also, they killed my mother. And very nearly killed my gran of a broken heart.โ
โYou lied to us, Molly. About your connection to Giselle. She told us you often hung around the Blacksโ suite long after you were done cleaning it and that you engaged in personal conversations with her. She also said you took money from Mr. Blackโs wallet.โ
โWhat? Thatโs not what she meant! She meant took as in accepted. Sheย gaveย the money to me.โ I look from the detective to the camera blinking in the corner of the room. โGiselle always tipped me generously and freely. It was she who took bills from Mr. Blackโs wallet, not me.โ
Detective Starkโs mouth is a hard line. I straighten my pajamas and sit taller in my chair.
โAfter everything Iโve said, thatโs the one point you want to clarify?โ
The straight angles of the room begin to warp and bend. I take a deep breath to steady myself, waiting until the table has corners instead of curves.
Itโs too much information. I canโt process it all. Why canโt people just say what they mean? I gather the detective has spoken to Giselle again, but
itโs impossible to believe that Giselle misrepresented me. She wouldnโt do such a thing, not to a friend.
A tremor starts in my hands and travels up my body. I reach for the Styrofoam cup and almost spill it in my haste to bring it to my lips.
I make a quick decision. โI do have one clarification to make,โ I say. โIt is true that Giselle confided in me and that I considerโconsideredโher a friend. I am sorry for not making this entirely clear to you before.โ
Detective Stark nods. โNot making this entirely clear? Huh. Is there anything else you decided to โnot make entirely clearโ?โ
โYes. In fact there is. My gran always said that if you donโt have anything nice to say about someone, itโs best to say nothing at all. Which is why I said little about Mr. Black himself. Iโll have you know that Mr. Black was far from the fine VIP that everyone seems to think he was. Perhaps you should investigate his enemies. I told you before that Giselle was physically harmed by him. He was a very dangerous man.โ
โDangerous enough for you to tell Giselle that sheโd be better off without him?โ
โI neverโฆโ But I stop right there, because I did say this. I remember now. I believed it then, and I believe it still.
I fill my mouth with a chunk of muffin. Itโs a relief to have a legitimate reason not to speak. I return to Granโs chewing imperative. One, two, threeโฆ
โMolly, weโve spoken with many of your coworkers. Do you know how they describe you?โ
I pause my regimen to shake my head.
โThey say youโre awkward. Standoffish. Meticulous. A neat freak. A weirdo. And worse.โ
I reach ten chews and swallow, but it does nothing to alleviate the lump that has formed in my throat.
โDo you know what else some of your colleagues said about you? They said they could totally picture you murdering someone.โ
Cheryl, of course. Only she would say such a heinous thing.
โI donโt like speaking ill of people,โ I reply. โBut since youโre pressing me, Cheryl Green, head maid, cleans sinks with her toilet rag. Thatโs not a euphemism. I mean it literally. She calls in sick when sheโs well. She spies into peopleโs lockers. And she steals tips. If sheโs capable of theft and hygiene crimes, how low would she go?โ
โHow low wouldย youย go, Molly? You stole Mr. Blackโs wedding ring and pawned it.โ
โWhat?โ I say. โI didnโt steal it. I found it. Who told you that?โ
โCheryl followed you all the way to the pawn shop. She knew you were up to something. We found the ring in the front window, Molly. The shopkeeper described you perfectlyโsomeone who blends into the background, until she speaks. The kind of person youโd easily forget about under most circumstances.โ
My pulse is pounding. I canโt keep my mind focused. This doesnโt reflect well on my character and I must make amends.
โI should not have pawned that ring,โ I say. โI applied the wrong rule in my head, โthe finders-keepers rule,โ when I should have applied the โdo unto othersโ rule. I regret that choice, but it doesnโt make me a thief.โ
โYouโve stolen other things,โ she says.
โI have not,โ I say, punctuating my disdain with crossed arms, a postural signal of indignance.
โMr. Snow has seen you stealing food from discarded trays. And small pots of jam.โ
I feel the floor of my stomach drop out from under me the way it does when the elevator at the hotel is about to go on the fritz. Iโm not sure whatโs more humiliatingโthat Mr. Snow saw me do this or that he never said a word to me about it.
โHe is telling the truth,โ I admit. โI have liberated discarded food, food that would have ended up in the trash bin anyway. This is โwaste not, want not.โ It is not theft.โ
โItโs all a matter of degrees, Molly. One of your colleagues, a fellow maid, said she worries that you canโt spot danger.โ
โSunitha,โ I say. โFor the record, sheโs an excellent maid.โ
โItโs notย herย record thatโs on the line here.โ
โDid you speak with Mr. Preston?โ I ask. โHe will vouch for me.โ
โWe did speak to the doorman, actually. He said you were โblamelessโโ interesting choice of wordsโand that we should dig for dirt elsewhere. He mentioned Blackโs family members, as well as some strange characters coming and going at night. But it was like he was going out of his way to protect you, Molly. He knows something isnโt right in the state of Denmark.โ
โWhat does Denmark have to do with any of this?โ I ask.
Detective Stark sighs loudly. โBloody hell. Itโs going to be a long day.โ โAnd Juan Manuel, the dishwasher?โ I ask. โDid you talk to him?โ โWhy would we talk to a dishwasher, Molly? Who is he, anyhow?โ
A son to a mother, a provider to a family, another invisible worker bee in the hive. But I decide not to press further. The last thing I want is for him to be in trouble. Instead, I name the one person who Iโm certain would vouch for my reliability. โHave you spoken with Rodney, the bartender at the Social?โ
โAs a matter of fact, I have. He said he thought you wereโquote unquoteโโmore than capable of murder.โ โ
All of the energy that has kept my spine upright dissipates in an instant. I slump over and look down at my hands in my lap. A maidโs hands. Working hands. Chaffed and dry, despite all the lotion I put on them, the nails cut cleanly short, calluses on the palms. The hands of a much older woman than I actually am. Who would want these hands and the body attached to them? How could I ever think that Rodney would?
If I look up at Detective Stark now, I know the tears will spill from my eyes, so I concentrate on the cheery little teapots on my pajamasโvibrant pink, baby blue, and daffodil yellow.
When the detective speaks, her voice is softer than before. โYour fingerprints were all over the Blacksโ suite.โ
โOf course they were,โ I say. โI cleaned that suite every day.โ
โAnd did you also clean Mr. Blackโs neck? Because traces of your cleaning solution were found there too.โ
โBecause I checked his pulse before calling for help!โ
โYou had various plans for killing him, Molly, so why in the end did you choose asphyxiation rather than the gun? Did you really think you wouldnโt get caught?โ
I will not look up. I will not.
โWe found the weapon in your vacuum cleaner.โ
I feel my insides twisting, the dragon slashing and gnashing. โWhat were you doing meddling with my vacuum cleaner?โ
โWhat wereย youย doing hiding a gun in it, Molly?โ
My pulse is pounding. The only other person who knew about both the ring and the gun was Rodney. I canโt do it. I canโt assemble the pieces in my mind.
โWe tested your housekeeping cart,โ Detective Stark says. โAnd it tested positive for traces of cocaine. We know youโre not the kingpin here, Molly. Youโre simply not smart enough for that. We believe that Giselle introduced you to Mr. Black, and that she groomed you to work for her husband. We believe you and Mr. Black were well acquainted, and that you were helping him hide the lucrative drug operation he was running through the hotel. Something must have gone wrong between the two of you. Maybe you got angry with him and you retaliated by taking his life. Or maybe you were helping Giselle get out of a bad situation. Either way, you were involved.
โSo as I said, this can go one of two ways. You can plead guilty immediately to all charges, including first-degree murder. The judge will take your swift guilty plea and confession into consideration. An early demonstration of regret, plus any information you can provide about the drug-running happening in this hotel, could go a long way in lightening your sentence.โ
The teapots dance around in my lap. The detective is droning on, but her voice sounds tinny, farther and farther away.
โOr we can do this the long and slow way. We can gather more evidence, and we can end up in court. Either way, Molly the Maid, the jig is up. So what do you choose?โ
I know Iโm not thinking straight. And I donโt know the proper rules of etiquette when one is accused of murder. Out of nowhere, I rememberย Columbo.
โYou read me my rights earlier,โ I say. โAt the door of my home. You said I have the right to consult an attorney. If I hire one, do I have to pay immediately?โ
Detective Stark rolls her eyesโexasperation writ so large that I canโt miss it. โLawyers generally donโt expect cash on the spot,โ she says.
I hold my head up and look straight at her.
โIn that case, Iโd like one phone call, please. I demand to speak to a lawyer.โ
Detective Stark pushes back her chair. It makes an aggravating noise. Iโm certain sheโs just added to the plethora of unsightly scuff marks already on the floor. She opens the door of the interrogation room and says something to the young police officer standing guard outside. He fishes a cell phone from his back pocket and hands it to her. Itโs my cell phone. What is he doing with my cell phone?
โHere,โ the detective says. She drops my phone on the table with a clunk.
โYou took my phone,โ I say. โWho gave you the right?โ
Detective Starkโs eyes go wide. โYou did,โ she says. โAfter you fainted in the cell, you insisted that we take your phone in case you needed it later to call a friend.โ
The truth is that I donโt remember, but something vague niggles at the back of my consciousness.
โThank you very much,โ I say. I pick up my phone and press Contacts. I search all eight entriesโGiselle, Gran, Cheryl Green, Olive Garden, Mr. Preston, Rodney, Mr. Rosso, Mr. Snow. I consider who is truly on my side
โand who might not be. The names swirl before my eyes. I wait until I can see clearly. Then I choose and dial. I hear it ringing. Someone picks up.
โMr. Preston?โ I say. โMolly? Are you all right?โ
โPlease pardon me for troubling you at such an inconvenient hour.
Youโre probably getting ready for work.โ
โNot now. Iโm working the late shift today. Dear girl, whatโs going on?โ
I look around the plain white room with the fluorescent lights beating down on me. Detective Stark eyes me with her ice-glazed stare. โThe truth is, Mr. Preston, Iโm not quite all right. Iโve been arrested for murder. And more. Iโm being held at the station nearest the hotel. And IโฆI hate to say this, but I could really use your help.โ