WE TAKE A ZEBRA TO VEGAS
THE WAR GOD WAS WAITING FOR US INย the diner parking lot. โWell, well,โ he said. โYou didnโt get yourself killed.โ โYou knew it was a trap,โ I said.โ
Ares gave me a wicked grin. โBet that crippled blacksmith was surprised when he netted a couple of stupid kids. You looked good on TV.โ
I shoved his shield at him. โYouโre a jerk.โ Annabeth and Grover caught their breath.
Ares grabbed the shield and spun it in the air like pizza dough. It changed form, melting into a bulletproof vest. He slung it across his back.
โSee that truck over there?โ He pointed to an eighteen-wheeler parked across the street from the diner. โThatโs your ride. Take you straight to L.A., with one stop in Vegas.โ
The eighteen-wheeler had a sign on the back, which I could read only because it was reverse-printed white on black, a good combination for dyslexia:ย KINDNESS INTERNATIONAL: HUMANE ZOO TRANSPORT. WARNING: LIVE WILD ANIMALS.
I said, โYouโre kidding.โ
Ares snapped his fingers. The back door of the truck unlatched. โFree ride west, punk. Stop complaining. And hereโs a little something for doing the job.โ
He slung a blue nylon backpack off his handlebars and tossed it to me.
Inside were fresh clothes for all of us, twenty bucks in cash, a pouch full of golden drachmas, and a bag of Double Stuf Oreos.
I said, โI donโt want your lousyโโ
โThank you, Lord Ares,โ Grover interrupted, giving me his best red-alert warning look. โThanks a lot.โ
I gritted my teeth. It was probably a deadly insult to refuse something from a god, but I didnโt want anything that Ares had touched. Reluctantly, I slung the backpack over my shoulder. I knew my anger was being caused by the war godโs presence, but I was still itching to punch him in the nose. He reminded me of every bully Iโd ever faced: Nancy Bobofit, Clarisse, Smelly Gabe, sarcastic teachersโevery jerk whoโd called me stupid in school or laughed at me when Iโd gotten expelled.
I looked back at the diner, which had only a couple of customers now.
The waitress whoโd served us dinner was watching nervously out the window, like she was afraid Ares might hurt us. She dragged the fry cook out from the kitchen to see. She said something to him. He nodded, held up a little disposable camera and snapped a picture of us.
Great, I thought. Weโll make the papers again tomorrow.
I imagined the headline:ย TWELVE-YEAR-OLD OUTLAW BEATS UP DEFENSELESS BIKER.
โYou owe me one more thing,โ I told Ares, trying to keep my voice level. โYou promised me information about my mother.โ
โYou sure you can handle the news?โ He kick-started his motorcycle. โSheโs not dead.โ
The ground seemed to spin beneath me. โWhat do you mean?โ
โI mean she was taken away from the Minotaur before she could die. She was turned into a shower of gold, right? Thatโs metamorphosis. Not death.
Sheโs being kept.โ โKept. Why?โ
โYou need to study war, punk. Hostages. You take somebody to control somebody else.โ
โNobodyโs controlling me.โ
He laughed. โOh yeah? See you around, kid.โ
I balled up my fists. โYouโre pretty smug, Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues.โ
Behind his sunglasses, fire glowed. I felt a hot wind in my hair. โWeโll meet again, Percy Jackson. Next time youโre in a fight, watch your back.โ
He revved his Harley, then roared off down Delancy Street. Annabeth said, โThat was not smart, Percy.โ
โI donโt care.โ
โYou donโt want a god as your enemy. Especially not that god.โ โHey, guys,โ Grover said. โI hate to interrupt, butโฆโ
He pointed toward the diner. At the register, the last two customers were paying their check, two men in identical black overalls, with a white logo on their backs that matched the one on theย KINDNESS INTERNATIONALย truck.
โIf weโre taking the zoo express,โ Grover said, โwe need to hurry.โ
I didnโt like it, but we had no better option. Besides, Iโd seen enough of Denver.
We ran across the street and climbed in the back of the big rig, closing the doors behind us.
The first thing that hit me was the smell. It was like the worldโs biggest pan of kitty litter.
The trailer was dark inside until I uncapped Anaklusmos. The blade cast a faint bronze light over a very sad scene. Sitting in a row of filthy metal cages were three of the most pathetic zoo animals Iโd ever beheld: a zebra, a male albino lion, and some weird antelope thing I didnโt know the name for.
Someone had thrown the lion a sack of turnips, which he obviously didnโt want to eat. The zebra and the antelope had each gotten a Styrofoam tray of hamburger meat. The zebraโs mane was matted with chewing gum, like somebody had been spitting on it in their spare time. The antelope had a stupid silver birthday balloon tied to one of his horns that readย OVER THE HILL!
Apparently, nobody had wanted to get close enough to the lion to mess with him, but the poor thing was pacing around on soiled blankets, in a space
way too small for him, panting from the stuffy heat of the trailer. He had flies buzzing around his pink eyes and his ribs showed through his white fur.
โThis is kindness?โ Grover yelled. โHumane zoo transport?โ
He probably wouldโve gone right back outside to beat up the truckers with his reed pipes, and I wouldโve helped him, but just then the truckโs engine roared to life, the trailer started shaking, and we were forced to sit down or fall down.
We huddled in the corner on some mildewed feed sacks, trying to ignore the smell and the heat and the flies. Grover talked to the animals in a series of goat bleats, but they just stared at him sadly. Annabeth was in favor of breaking the cages and freeing them on the spot, but I pointed out it wouldnโt do much good until the truck stopped moving. Besides, I had a feeling we might look a lot better to the lion than those turnips.
I found a water jug and refilled their bowls, then used Anaklusmos to drag the mismatched food out of their cages. I gave the meat to the lion and the turnips to the zebra and the antelope.
Grover calmed the antelope down, while Annabeth used her knife to cut the balloon off his horn. She wanted to cut the gum out of the zebraโs mane, too, but we decided that would be too risky with the truck bumping around. We told Grover to promise the animals weโd help them more in the morning, then we settled in for the night.
Grover curled up on a turnip sack; Annabeth opened our bag of Double Stuf Oreos and nibbled on one half-heartedly; I tried to cheer myself up by concentrating on the fact that we were halfway to Los Angeles. Halfway to our destination. It was only June fourteenth. The solstice wasnโt until the twenty-first. We could make it in plenty of time.
On the other hand, I had no idea what to expect next. The gods kept toying with me. At least Hephaestus had the decency to be honest about itโ heโd put up cameras and advertised me as entertainment. But even when the cameras werenโt rolling, I had a feeling my quest was being watched. I was a source of amusement for the gods.
โHey,โ Annabeth said, โIโm sorry for freaking out back at the water park, Percy.โ
โThatโs okay.โ
โItโs justโฆโ She shuddered. โSpiders.โ
โBecause of the Arachne story,โ I guessed. โShe got turned into a spider for challenging your mom to a weaving contest, right?โ
Annabeth nodded. โArachneโs children have been taking revenge on the children of Athena ever since. If thereโs a spider within a mile of me, itโll find me. I hate the creepy little things. Anyway, I owe you.โ
โWeโre a team, remember?โ I said. โBesides, Grover did the fancy flying.โ
I thought he was asleep, but he mumbled from the corner, โI was pretty amazing, wasnโt I?โ
Annabeth and I laughed.
She pulled apart an Oreo, handed me half. โIn the Iris messageโฆdid Luke really say nothing?โ
I munched my cookie and thought about how to answer. The conversation via rainbow had bothered me all evening. โLuke said you and he go way back. He also said Grover wouldnโt fail this time. Nobody would turn into a pine tree.โ
In the dim bronze light of the sword blade, it was hard to read their expressions.
Grover let out a mournful bray.
โI shouldโve told you the truth from the beginning.โ His voice trembled. โI thought if you knew what a failure I was, you wouldnโt want me along.โ
โYou were the satyr who tried to rescue Thalia, the daughter of Zeus.โ He nodded glumly.
โAnd the other two half-bloods Thalia befriended, the ones who got safely to campโฆโ I looked at Annabeth. โThat was you and Luke, wasnโt it?โ
She put down her Oreo, uneaten. โLike you said, Percy, a seven-year-old half-blood wouldnโt have made it very far alone. Athena guided me toward help. Thalia was twelve. Luke was fourteen. Theyโd both run away from home, like me. They were happy to take me with them. They wereโฆ amazing monster-fighters, even without training. We traveled north from Virginia without any real plans, fending off monsters for about two weeks before Grover found us.โ
โI was supposed to escort Thalia to camp,โ he said, sniffling. โOnly Thalia. I had strict orders from Chiron: donโt do anything that would slow down the rescue. We knew Hades was after her, see, but I couldnโt just leave Luke and Annabeth by themselves. I thoughtโฆI thought I could lead all three of them to safety. It was my fault the Kindly Ones caught up with us. I froze. I got scared on the way back to camp and took some wrong turns. If Iโd just been a little quickerโฆโ
โStop it,โ Annabeth said. โNo one blames you. Thalia didnโt blame you either.โ
โShe sacrificed herself to save us,โ he said miserably. โHer death was my fault. The Council of Cloven Elders said so.โ
โBecause you wouldnโt leave two other half-bloods behind?โ I said. โThatโs not fair.โ
โPercyโs right,โ Annabeth said. โI wouldnโt be here today if it werenโt for you, Grover. Neither would Luke. We donโt care what the council says.โ
Grover kept sniffling in the dark. โItโs just my luck. Iโm the lamest satyr ever, and I find the two most powerful half-bloods of the century, Thalia and Percy.โ
โYouโre not lame,โ Annabeth insisted. โYouโve got more courage than any satyr Iโve ever met. Name one other who would dare go to the Underworld. I bet Percy is really glad youโre here right now.โ
She kicked me in the shin.
โYeah,โ I said, which I wouldโve done even without the kick. โItโs not luck that you found Thalia and me, Grover. Youโve got the biggest heart of any satyr ever. Youโre a natural searcher. Thatโs why youโll be the one who finds Pan.โ
I heard a deep, satisfied sigh. I waited for Grover to say something, but his breathing only got heavier. When the sound turned to snoring, I realized heโd fallen asleep.
โHow does he do that?โ I marveled.
โI donโt know,โ Annabeth said. โBut that was a really nice thing you told him.โ
โI meant it.โ
We rode in silence for a few miles, bumping around on the feed sacks. The zebra munched a turnip. The lion licked the last of the hamburger meat off his lips and looked at me hopefully.
Annabeth rubbed her necklace like she was thinking deep, strategic thoughts.
โThat pine-tree bead,โ I said. โIs that from your first year?โ She looked. She hadnโt realized what she was doing.
โYeah,โ she said. โEvery August, the counselors pick the most important event of the summer, and they paint it on that yearโs beads. Iโve got Thaliaโs pine tree, a Greek trireme on fire, a centaur in a prom dressโnowย thatย was a weird summerโฆ.โ
โAnd the college ring is your fatherโs?โ
โThatโs none of yourโโ She stopped herself. โYeah. Yeah, it is.โ โYou donโt have to tell me.โ
โNoโฆitโs okay.โ She took a shaky breath. โMy dad sent it to me folded up in a letter, two summers ago. The ring was, like, his main keepsake from Athena. He wouldnโt have gotten through his doctoral program at Harvard without herโฆ.Thatโs a long story. Anyway, he said he wanted me to have it. He apologized for being a jerk, said he loved me and missed me. He wanted me to come home and live with him.โ
โThat doesnโt sound so bad.โ
โYeah, wellโฆthe problem was, I believed him. I tried to go home for that school year, but my stepmom was the same as ever. She didnโt want her kids put in danger by living with a freak. Monsters attacked. We argued.
Monsters attacked. We argued. I didnโt even make it through winter break. I called Chiron and came right back to Camp Half-Blood.โ
โYou think youโll ever try living with your dad again?โ
She wouldnโt meet my eyes. โPlease. Iโm not into self-inflicted pain.โ โYou shouldnโt give up,โ I told her. โYou should write him a letter or
something.โ
โThanks for the advice,โ she said coldly, โbut my fatherโs made his choice about who he wants to live with.โ
We passed another few miles in silence.
โSo if the gods fight,โ I said, โwill things line up the way they did with the Trojan War? Will it be Athena versus Poseidon?โ
She put her head against the backpack Ares had given us, and closed her eyes. โI donโt know what my mom will do. I just know Iโll fight next to you.โ
โWhy?โ
โBecause youโre my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?โ
I couldnโt think of an answer for that. Fortunately, I didnโt have to.
Annabeth was asleep.
I had trouble following her example, with Grover snoring and an albino lion staring hungrily at me, but eventually I closed my eyes.
My nightmare started out as something Iโd dreamed a million times before: I was being forced to take a standardized test while wearing a straitjacket. All the other kids were going out to recess, and the teacher kept saying,ย Come on, Percy. Youโre not stupid, are you? Pick up your pencil.
Then the dream strayed from the usual.
I looked over at the next desk and saw a girl sitting there, also wearing a straitjacket. She was my age, with unruly black, punk-style hair, dark eyeliner around stormy green eyes, and freckles across her nose. Somehow, I knew who she was. She was Thalia, daughter of Zeus.
She struggled against the straitjacket, glared at me in frustration, and snapped,ย Well, Seaweed Brain? One of us has to get out of here.
Sheโs right, my dream-self thought. Iโm going back to that cavern. Iโm going to give Hades a piece of my mind.
The straitjacket melted off me. I fell through the classroom floor. The teacherโs voice changed until it was cold and evil, echoing from the depths of a great chasm.
Percy Jackson,ย it said.ย Yes, the exchange went well, I see.
I was back in the dark cavern, spirits of the dead drifting around me.
Unseen in the pit, the monstrous thing was speaking, but this time it wasnโt addressing me. The numbing power of its voice seemed directed somewhere else.
And he suspects nothing?ย it asked.
Another voice, one I almost recognized, answered at my shoulder.
Nothing, my lord. He is as ignorant as the rest.
I looked over, but no one was there. The speaker was invisible.ย Deception upon deception,ย the thing in the pit mused aloud.ย Excellent. Truly, my lord,ย said the voice next to me,ย you are well-named the
Crooked One. But was it really necessary? I could have brought you what I stole directlyโ
You?ย the monster said in scorn.ย You have already shown your limits. You would have failed me completely had I not intervened.
But, my lordโ
Peace, little servant. Our six months have brought us much. Zeusโs anger has grown. Poseidon has played his most desperate card. Now we shall use it against him. Shortly you shall have the reward you wish, and your revenge. As soon as both items are delivered into my handsโฆbut wait. He is here.
What?ย The invisible servant suddenly sounded tense.ย You summoned him, my lord?
No. The full force of the monsterโs attention was now pouring over me, freezing me in place.ย Blast his fatherโs bloodโhe is too changeable, too unpredictable. The boy brought himself hither.
Impossible!ย the servant cried.
For a weakling such as you, perhaps,ย the voice snarled. Then its cold power turned back on me.ย Soโฆyou wish to dream of your quest, young half-blood? Then I will oblige.
The scene changed.
I was standing in a vast throne room with black marble walls and bronze floors. The empty, horrid throne was made from human bones fused together. Standing at the foot of the dais was my mother, frozen in shimmering golden light, her arms outstretched.
I tried to step toward her, but my legs wouldnโt move. I reached for her, only to realize that my hands were withering to bones. Grinning skeletons in Greek armor crowded around me, draping me with silk robes, wreathing my head with laurels that smoked with Chimera poison, burning into my scalp.
The evil voice began to laugh.ย Hail, the conquering hero!
I woke with a start.
Grover was shaking my shoulder. โThe truckโs stopped,โ he said. โWe think theyโre coming to check on the animals.โ
โHide!โ Annabeth hissed.
She had it easy. She just put on her magic cap and disappeared. Grover and I had to dive behind feed sacks and hope we looked like turnips.
The trailer doors creaked open. Sunlight and heat poured in.
โMan!โ one of the truckers said, waving his hand in front of his ugly nose. โI wish I hauled appliances.โ He climbed inside and poured some water from a jug into the animalsโ dishes.
โYou hot, big boy?โ he asked the lion, then splashed the rest of the bucket right in the lionโs face.
The lion roared in indignation. โYeah, yeah, yeah,โ the man said.
Next to me, under the turnip sacks, Grover tensed. For a peace-loving herbivore, he looked downright murderous.
The trucker threw the antelope a squashed-looking Happy Meal bag. He smirked at the zebra. โHow ya doinโ, Stripes? Least weโll be getting rid ofย youย this stop. You like magic shows? Youโre gonna love this one. Theyโre gonna saw you in half!โ
The zebra, wild-eyed with fear, looked straight at me.
There was no sound, but as clear as day, I heard it say:ย Free me, lord.
Please.
I was too stunned to react.
There was a loudย knock, knock, knockย on the side of the trailer. The trucker inside with us yelled, โWhat do you want, Eddie?โ
A voice outsideโit mustโve been Eddieโsโshouted back, โMaurice?
Whatโd you say?โ
โWhat are you banging for?โ
Knock, knock, knock.
Outside, Eddie yelled, โWhat banging?โ
Our guy Maurice rolled his eyes and went back outside, cursing at Eddie for being an idiot.
A second later, Annabeth appeared next to me. She mustโve done the banging to get Maurice out of the trailer. She said, โThis transport business canโt be legal.โ
โNo kidding,โ Grover said. He paused, as if listening. โThe lion says these guys are animal smugglers!โ
Thatโs right,ย the zebraโs voice said in my mind.
โWeโve got to free them!โ Grover said. He and Annabeth both looked at me, waiting for my lead.
Iโd heard the zebra talk, but not the lion. Why? Maybe it was another learning disabilityโฆI could only understand zebras? Then I thought: horses. What had Annabeth said about Poseidon creating horses? Was a zebra close enough to a horse? Was that why I could understand it?
The zebra said,ย Open my cage, lord. Please. Iโll be fine after that.
Outside, Eddie and Maurice were still yelling at each other, but I knew theyโd be coming inside to torment the animals again any minute. I grabbed Riptide and slashed the lock off the zebraโs cage.
The zebra burst out. It turned to me and bowed.ย Thank you, lord.
Grover held up his hands and said something to the zebra in goat talk, like a blessing.
Just as Maurice was poking his head back inside to check out the noise, the zebra leaped over him and into the street. There was yelling and screaming and cars honking. We rushed to the doors of the trailer in time to see the zebra galloping down a wide boulevard lined with hotels and casinos and neon signs. Weโd just released a zebra in Las Vegas.
Maurice and Eddie ran after it, with a few policemen running after them, shouting, โHey! You need a permit for that!โ
โNow would be a good time to leave,โ Annabeth said. โThe other animals first,โ Grover said.
I cut the locks with my sword. Grover raised his hands and spoke the same goat-blessing heโd used for the zebra.
โGood luck,โ I told the animals. The antelope and the lion burst out of their cages and went off together into the streets.
Some tourists screamed. Most just backed off and took pictures, probably thinking it was some kind of stunt by one of the casinos.
โWill the animals be okay?โ I asked Grover. โI mean, the desert and all
โโ
โDonโt worry,โ he said. โI placed a satyrโs sanctuary on them.โ โMeaning?โ
โMeaning theyโll reach the wild safely,โ he said. โTheyโll find water,
food, shade, whatever they need until they find a safe place to live.โ โWhy canโt you place a blessing like that on us?โ I asked.
โIt only works on wild animals.โ
โSo it would only affect Percy,โ Annabeth reasoned. โHey!โ I protested.
โKidding,โ she said. โCome on. Letโs get out of this filthy truck.โ
We stumbled out into the desert afternoon. It was a hundred and ten degrees, easy, and we mustโve looked like deep-fried vagrants, but
everybody was too interested in the wild animals to pay us much attention.
We passed the Monte Carlo and the MGM. We passed pyramids, a pirate ship, and the Statue of Liberty, which was a pretty small replica, but still made me homesick.
I wasnโt sure what we were looking for. Maybe just a place to get out of the heat for a few minutes, find a sandwich and a glass of lemonade, make a new plan for getting west.
We must have taken a wrong turn, because we found ourselves at a dead end, standing in front of the Lotus Hotel and Casino. The entrance was a huge neon flower, the petals lighting up and blinking. No one was going in or out, but the glittering chrome doors were open, spilling out air-conditioning that smelled like flowersโlotus blossom, maybe. Iโd never smelled one, so I wasnโt sure.
The doorman smiled at us. โHey, kids. You look tired. You want to come in and sit down?โ
Iโd learned to be suspicious, the last week or so. I figured anybody might be a monster or a god. You just couldnโt tell. But this guy was normal. One look at him, and I could see. Besides, I was so relieved to hear somebody who sounded sympathetic that I nodded and said weโd love to come in.
Inside, we took one look around, and Grover said, โWhoa.โ
The whole lobby was a giant game room. And Iโm not talking about cheesy old Pac-Man games or slot machines. There was an indoor waterslide snaking around the glass elevator, which went straight up at least forty floors. There was a climbing wall on the side of one building, and an indoor bungee-jumping bridge. There were virtual-reality suits with working laser guns. And hundreds of video games, each one the size of a widescreen TV. Basically, you name it, this place had it. There were a few other kids playing, but not that many. No waiting for any of the games. There were waitresses and snack bars all around, serving every kind of food you can imagine.
โHey!โ a bellhop said. At least I guessed he was a bellhop. He wore a white-and-yellow Hawaiian shirt with lotus designs, shorts, and flip-flops. โWelcome to the Lotus Casino. Hereโs your room key.โ
I stammered, โUm, butโฆโ
โNo, no,โ he said, laughing. โThe billโs taken care of. No extra charges, no tips. Just go on up to the top floor, room 4001. If you need anything, like extra bubbles for the hot tub, or skeet targets for the shooting range, or
whatever, just call the front desk. Here are your LotusCash cards. They work in the restaurants and on all the games and rides.โ
He handed us each a green plastic credit card.
I knew there must be some mistake. Obviously he thought we were some millionaireโs kids. But I took the card and said, โHow much is on here?โ
His eyebrows knit together. โWhat do you mean?โ โI mean, when does it run out of cash?โ
He laughed. โOh, youโre making a joke. Hey, thatโs cool. Enjoy your stay.โ
We took the elevator upstairs and checked out our room. It was a suite with three separate bedrooms and a bar stocked with candy, sodas, and chips. A hotline to room service. Fluffy towels and water beds with feather pillows. A big-screen television with satellite and high-speed Internet. The balcony had its own hot tub, and sure enough, there was a skeet-shooting machine and a shotgun, so you could launch clay pigeons right over the Las Vegas skyline and plug them with your gun. I didnโt see how that could be legal, but I thought it was pretty cool. The view over the Strip and the desert was amazing, though I doubted weโd ever find time to look at the view with a room like this.
โOh, goodness,โ Annabeth said. โThis place isโฆโ โSweet,โ Grover said. โAbsolutely sweet.โ
There were clothes in the closet, and they fit me. I frowned, thinking that this was a little strange.
I threw Aresโs backpack in the trash can. Wouldnโt need that anymore.
When we left, I could just charge a new one at the hotel store.
I took a shower, which felt awesome after a week of grimy travel. I changed clothes, ate a bag of chips, drank three Cokes, and came out feeling better than I had in a long time. In the back of my mind, some small problem kept nagging me. Iโd had a dream or somethingโฆI needed to talk to my friends. But I was sure it could wait.
I came out of the bedroom and found that Annabeth and Grover had also showered and changed clothes. Grover was eating potato chips to his heartโs content, while Annabeth cranked up the National Geographic Channel.
โAll those stations,โ I told her, โand you turn on National Geographic.
Are you insane?โ โItโs interesting.โ
โI feel good,โ Grover said. โI love this place.โ
Without his even realizing it, the wings sprouted out of his shoes and lifted him a foot off the ground, then back down again.
โSo what now?โ Annabeth asked. โSleep?โ
Grover and I looked at each other and grinned. We both held up our green plastic LotusCash cards.
โPlay time,โ I said.
I couldnโt remember the last time I had so much fun. I came from a relatively poor family. Our idea of a splurge was eating out at Burger King and renting a video. A five-star Vegas hotel? Forget it.
I bungee-jumped the lobby five or six times, did the waterslide, snowboarded the artificial ski slope, and played virtual-reality laser tag and FBI sharpshooter. I saw Grover a few times, going from game to game. He really liked the reverse hunter thingโwhere the deer go out and shoot the rednecks. I saw Annabeth playing trivia games and other brainiac stuff. They had this huge 3-D sim game where you build your own city, and you could actually see the holographic buildings rise on the display board. I didnโt think much of it, but Annabeth loved it.
Iโm not sure when I first realized something was wrong.
Probably, it was when I noticed the guy standing next to me at VR sharpshooters. He was about thirteen, I guess, but his clothes were weird. I thought he was some Elvis impersonatorโs son. He wore bell-bottom jeans and a red T-shirt with black piping, and his hair was permed and gelled like a New Jersey girlโs on homecoming night.
We played a game of sharpshooters together and he said, โGroovy, man.
Been here two weeks, and the games keep getting better and better.โ
Groovy?
Later, while we were talking, I said something was โsick,โ and he looked at me kind of startled, as if heโd never heard the word used that way before.
He said his name was Darrin, but as soon as I started asking him questions he got bored with me and started to go back to the computer screen.
I said, โHey, Darrin?โ โWhat?โ
โWhat year is it?โ
He frowned at me. โIn the game?โ โNo. In real life.โ
He had to think about it. โ1977.โ
โNo,โ I said, getting a little scared. โReally.โ โHey, man. Bad vibes. I got a game happening.โ After that he totally ignored me.
I started talking to people, and I found it wasnโt easy. They were glued to the TV screen, or the video game, or their food, or whatever. I found a guy who told me it was 1985. Another guy told me it was 1993. They all claimed they hadnโt been in here very long, a few days, a few weeks at most. They didnโt really know and they didnโt care.
Then it occurred to me: how long had I been here? It seemed like only a couple of hours, but was it?
I tried to remember why we were here. We were going to Los Angeles.
We were supposed to find the entrance to the Underworld. My motherโฆfor a scary second, I had trouble remembering her name. Sally. Sally Jackson. I had to find her. I had to stop Hades from causing World War III.
I found Annabeth still building her city.
โCome on,โ I told her. โWeโve got to get out of here.โ No response.
I shook her. โAnnabeth?โ
She looked up, annoyed. โWhat?โ โWe need to leave.โ
โLeave? What are you talking about? Iโve just got the towersโโ โThis place is a trap.โ
She didnโt respond until I shook her again. โWhat?โ โListen. The Underworld. Our quest!โ
โOh, come on, Percy. Just a few more minutes.โ
โAnnabeth, there are people here from 1977. Kids who have never aged.
You check in, and you stay forever.โ
โSo?โ she asked. โCan you imagine a better place?โ
I grabbed her wrist and yanked her away from the game.
โHey!โ She screamed and hit me, but nobody else even bothered looking at us. They were too busy.
I made her look directly in my eyes. I said, โSpiders. Large, hairy spiders.โ
That jarred her. Her vision cleared. โOh my gods,โ she said. โHow long have weโโ
โI donโt know, but weโve got to find Grover.โ
We went searching, and found him still playing Virtual Deer Hunter.
โGrover!โ we both shouted.
He said, โDie, human! Die, silly polluting nasty person!โ โGrover!โ
He turned the plastic gun on me and started clicking, as if I were just another image on the screen.
I looked at Annabeth, and together we took Grover by the arms and dragged him away. His flying shoes sprang to life and started tugging his legs in the other direction as he shouted, โNo! I just got to a new level! No!โ
The Lotus bellhop hurried up to us. โWell, now, are you ready for your platinum cards?โ
โWeโre leaving,โ I told him.
โSuch a shame,โ he said, and I got the feeling that he really meant it, that weโd be breaking his heart if we went. โWe just added an entire new floor full of games for platinum-card members.โ
He held out the cards, and I wanted one. I knew that if I took one, Iโd never leave. Iโd stay here, happy forever, playing games forever, and soon Iโd forget my mom, and my quest, and maybe even my own name. Iโd be playing virtual rifleman with groovy Disco Darrin forever.
Grover reached for the card, but Annabeth yanked back his arm and said, โNo, thanks.โ
We walked toward the door, and as we did, the smell of the food and the sounds of the games seemed to get more and more inviting. I thought about our room upstairs. We could just stay the night, sleep in a real bed for onceโฆ.
Then we burst through the doors of the Lotus Casino and ran down the sidewalk. It felt like afternoon, about the same time of day weโd gone into the casino, but something was wrong. The weather had completely changed. It was stormy, with heat lightning flashing out in the desert.
Aresโs backpack was slung over my shoulder, which was odd, because I was sure I had thrown it in the trash can in room 4001, but at the moment I had other problems to worry about.
I ran to the nearest newspaper stand and read the year first. Thank the gods, it was the same year it had been when we went in. Then I noticed the date: June twentieth.
We had been in the Lotus Casino for five days.
We had only one day left until the summer solstice. One day to complete our quest.