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Chapter no 3 – THE THOUSAND AND ONE BOTTLES

The Invisible Man

So it was that on the twenty-ninth day of February, at the beginning of the thaw, this singular person fell out of infinity into Iping village. Next day his luggage arrived through the slushโ€”and very remarkable luggage it was. There were a couple of trunks indeed, such as a rational man might need, but in addition there were a box of booksโ€”big, fat books, of which some were just in an incomprehensible handwritingโ€”and a dozen or more crates, boxes, and cases, containing objects packed in straw, as it seemed to Hall, tugging with a casual curiosity at the strawโ€”glass bottles. The stranger, muffled in hat, coat, gloves, and wrapper, came out impatiently to meet Fearensideโ€™s cart, while Hall was having a word or so of gossip preparatory to helping bring them in. Out he came, not noticing Fearensideโ€™s dog, who was sniffing in aย dilettanteย spirit at Hallโ€™s legs. โ€œCome along with those boxes,โ€ he said. โ€œIโ€™ve been waiting long enough.โ€

And he came down the steps towards the tail of the cart as if to lay hands on the smaller crate.

No sooner had Fearensideโ€™s dog caught sight of him, however, than it began to bristle and growl savagely, and when he rushed down the steps it gave an undecided hop, and then sprang straight at his hand. โ€œWhup!โ€ cried Hall, jumping back, for he was no hero with dogs, and Fearenside howled, โ€œLie down!โ€ and snatched his whip.

They saw the dogโ€™s teeth had slipped the hand, heard a kick, saw the dog execute a flanking jump and get home on the strangerโ€™s leg, and heard the rip of his trousering. Then the finer end of Fearensideโ€™s whip reached his property, and the dog, yelping with dismay, retreated under the wheels of the waggon. It was all the business of a swift half-minute. No one spoke, everyone shouted. The stranger glanced swiftly at his torn glove and at his leg, made as if he would stoop to the latter, then turned and rushed swiftly up the steps into the inn. They heard him go headlong across the passage and up the uncarpeted stairs to his bedroom.

โ€œYou brute, you!โ€ said Fearenside, climbing off the waggon with his whip in his hand, while the dog watched him through the wheel. โ€œCome here,โ€ said Fearensideโ€”โ€œYouโ€™d better.โ€

Hall had stood gaping. โ€œHe wuz bit,โ€ said Hall. โ€œIโ€™d better go and see to en,โ€ and he trotted after the stranger. He met Mrs. Hall in the passage. โ€œCarrierโ€™s darg,โ€ he said โ€œbit en.โ€

He went straight upstairs, and the strangerโ€™s door being ajar, he pushed it open and was entering without any ceremony, being of a naturally sympathetic turn of mind.

The blind was down and the room dim. He caught a glimpse of a most singular thing, what seemed a handless arm waving towards him, and a face of three huge indeterminate spots on white, very like the face of a pale pansy. Then he was struck violently in the chest, hurled back, and the door slammed in his face and locked. It was so rapid that it gave him no time to observe. A waving of indecipherable shapes, a blow, and a concussion. There he stood on the dark little landing, wondering what it might be that he had seen.

A couple of minutes after, he rejoined the little group that had formed outside the โ€œCoach and Horses.โ€ There was Fearenside telling about it all over again for the second time; there was Mrs. Hall saying his dog didnโ€™t have no business to bite her guests; there was Huxter, the general dealer from over the road, interrogative; and Sandy Wadgers from the forge, judicial; besides women and children, all of them saying fatuities: โ€œWouldnโ€™t let en biteย me, I knowsโ€; โ€œโ€™Tasnโ€™t rightย haveย such dargsโ€; โ€œWhad โ€™eย bite โ€™n for, then?โ€ and so forth.

Mr. Hall, staring at them from the steps and listening, found it incredible that he had seen anything so very remarkable happen upstairs. Besides, his vocabulary was altogether too limited to express his impressions.

โ€œHe donโ€™t want no help, he says,โ€ he said in answer to his wifeโ€™s inquiry. โ€œWeโ€™d better be a-takinโ€™ of his luggage in.โ€

โ€œHe ought to have it cauterised at once,โ€ said Mr. Huxter; โ€œespecially if itโ€™s at all inflamed.โ€

โ€œIโ€™d shoot en, thatโ€™s what Iโ€™d do,โ€ said a lady in the group.

Suddenly the dog began growling again.

โ€œCome along,โ€ cried an angry voice in the doorway, and there stood the muffled stranger with his collar turned up, and his hat-brim bent down. โ€œThe sooner you get those things in the better Iโ€™ll be pleased.โ€ It is stated by an anonymous bystander that his trousers and gloves had been changed.

โ€œWas you hurt, sir?โ€ said Fearenside. โ€œIโ€™m rare sorry the dargโ€”โ€

โ€œNot a bit,โ€ said the stranger. โ€œNever broke the skin. Hurry up with those things.โ€

He then swore to himself, so Mr. Hall asserts.

Directly the first crate was, in accordance with his directions, carried into the parlour, the stranger flung himself upon it with extraordinary eagerness, and began to unpack it, scattering the straw with an utter disregard of Mrs. Hallโ€™s carpet. And from it he began to produce bottlesโ€”little fat bottles containing powders, small and slender bottles containing coloured and white fluids, fluted blue bottles labeled Poison, bottles with round bodies and slender necks, large green-glass bottles, large white-glass bottles, bottles with glass stoppers and frosted labels, bottles with fine corks, bottles with bungs, bottles with wooden caps, wine bottles, salad-oil bottlesโ€”putting them in rows on the chiffonnier, on the mantel, on the table under the window, round the floor, on the bookshelfโ€”everywhere. The chemistโ€™s shop in Bramblehurst could not boast half so many. Quite a sight it was. Crate after crate yielded bottles, until all six were empty and the table high with straw; the only things that came out of these crates besides the bottles were a number of test-tubes and a carefully packed balance.

And directly the crates were unpacked, the stranger went to the window and set to work, not troubling in the least about the litter of straw, the fire which had gone out, the box of books outside, nor for the trunks and other luggage that had gone upstairs.

When Mrs. Hall took his dinner in to him, he was already so absorbed in his work, pouring little drops out of the bottles into test-tubes, that he did not hear her until she had swept away the bulk of the straw and put the tray on the table, with some little emphasis perhaps, seeing the state that the floor was in. Then he half turned his head and immediately turned it away again. But she saw he had removed his glasses; they were beside him on the table, and it seemed to her that his eye sockets were extraordinarily hollow. He put on his spectacles again, and then turned and faced her. She was about to complain of the straw on the floor when he anticipated her.

โ€œI wish you wouldnโ€™t come in without knocking,โ€ he said in the tone of abnormal exasperation that seemed so characteristic of him.

โ€œI knocked, but seeminglyโ€”โ€

โ€œPerhaps you did. But in my investigationsโ€”my really very urgent and necessary investigationsโ€”the slightest disturbance, the jar of a doorโ€”I must ask youโ€”โ€

โ€œCertainly, sir. You can turn the lock if youโ€™re like that, you know. Any time.โ€

โ€œA very good idea,โ€ said the stranger.

โ€œThis stror, sir, if I might make so bold as to remarkโ€”โ€

โ€œDonโ€™t. If the straw makes trouble put it down in the bill.โ€ And he mumbled at herโ€”words suspiciously like curses.

He was so odd, standing there, so aggressive and explosive, bottle in one hand and test-tube in the other, that Mrs. Hall was quite alarmed. But she was a resolute woman. โ€œIn which case, I should like to know, sir, what you considerโ€”โ€

โ€œA shillingโ€”put down a shilling. Surely a shillingโ€™s enough?โ€

โ€œSo be it,โ€ said Mrs. Hall, taking up the table-cloth and beginning to spread it over the table. โ€œIf youโ€™re satisfied, of courseโ€”โ€

He turned and sat down, with his coat-collar toward her.

All the afternoon he worked with the door locked and, as Mrs. Hall testifies, for the most part in silence. But once there was a concussion and a sound of bottles ringing together as though the table had been hit, and the smash of a bottle flung violently down, and then a rapid pacing athwart the room. Fearing โ€œsomething was the matter,โ€ she went to the door and listened, not caring to knock.

โ€œI canโ€™t go on,โ€ he was raving. โ€œIย canโ€™tย go on. Three hundred thousand, four hundred thousand! The huge multitude! Cheated! All my life it may take me! … Patience! Patience indeed! … Fool! fool!โ€

There was a noise of hobnails on the bricks in the bar, and Mrs. Hall had very reluctantly to leave the rest of his soliloquy. When she returned the room was silent again, save for the faint crepitation of his chair and the occasional clink of a bottle. It was all over; the stranger had resumed work.

When she took in his tea she saw broken glass in the corner of the room under the concave mirror, and a golden stain that had been carelessly wiped. She called attention to it.

โ€œPut it down in the bill,โ€ snapped her visitor. โ€œFor Godโ€™s sake donโ€™t worry me. If thereโ€™s damage done, put it down in the bill,โ€ and he went on ticking a list in the exercise book before him.

โ€œIโ€™ll tell you something,โ€ said Fearenside, mysteriously. It was late in the afternoon, and they were in the little beer-shop of Iping Hanger.

โ€œWell?โ€ said Teddy Henfrey.

โ€œThis chap youโ€™re speaking of, what my dog bit. Wellโ€”heโ€™s black. Leastways, his legs are. I seed through the tear of his trousers and the tear of his glove. Youโ€™d have expected a sort of pinky to show, wouldnโ€™t you? Wellโ€”there wasnโ€™t none. Just blackness. I tell you, heโ€™s as black as my hat.โ€

โ€œMy sakes!โ€ said Henfrey. โ€œItโ€™s a rummy case altogether. Why, his nose is as pink as paint!โ€

โ€œThatโ€™s true,โ€ said Fearenside. โ€œI knows that. And I tell โ€™ee what Iโ€™m thinking. That marnโ€™s a piebald, Teddy. Black here and white thereโ€”in patches. And heโ€™s ashamed of it. Heโ€™s a kind of half-breed, and the colourโ€™s come off patchy instead of mixing. Iโ€™ve heard of such things before. And itโ€™s the common way with horses, as any one can see.โ€

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