You must picture Mr. Thomas Marvel as a person of copious, flexible visage, a nose of cylindrical protrusion, a liquorish, ample, fluctuating mouth, and a beard of bristling eccentricity. His figure inclined to embonpoint; his short limbs accentuated this inclination. He wore a furry silk hat, and the frequent substitution of twine and shoe-laces for buttons, apparent at critical points of his costume, marked a man essentially bachelor.
Mr. Thomas Marvel was sitting with his feet in a ditch by the roadside over the down towards Adderdean, about a mile and a half out of Iping. His feet, save for socks of irregular open-work, were bare, his big toes were broad, and pricked like the ears of a watchful dog. In a leisurely mannerโhe did everything in a leisurely mannerโhe was contemplating trying on a pair of boots. They were the soundest boots he had come across for a long time, but too large for him; whereas the ones he had were, in dry weather, a very comfortable fit, but too thin-soled for damp. Mr. Thomas Marvel hated roomy shoes, but then he hated damp. He had never properly thought out which he hated most, and it was a pleasant day, and there was nothing better to do. So he put the four shoes in a graceful group on the turf and looked at them. And seeing them there among the grass and springing agrimony, it suddenly occurred to him that both pairs were exceedingly ugly to see. He was not at all startled by a voice behind him.
โTheyโre boots, anyhow,โ said the Voice.
โThey areโcharity boots,โ said Mr. Thomas Marvel, with his head on one side regarding them distastefully; โand which is the ugliest pair in the whole blessed universe, Iโm darned if I know!โ
โHโm,โ said the Voice.
โIโve worn worseโin fact, Iโve worn none. But none so owdacious uglyโif youโll allow the expression. Iโve been cadging bootsโin particularโfor days. Because I was sick ofย them. Theyโre sound enough, of course. But a gentleman on tramp sees such a thundering lot of his boots. And if youโll believe me, Iโve raised nothing in the whole blessed country, try as I would, butย them. Look at โem! And a good country for boots, too, in a general way. But itโs just my promiscuous luck. Iโve got my boots in this country ten years or more. And then they treat you like this.โ
โItโs a beast of a country,โ said the Voice. โAnd pigs for people.โ
โAinโt it?โ said Mr. Thomas Marvel. โLord! But them boots! It beats it.โ
He turned his head over his shoulder to the right, to look at the boots of his interlocutor with a view to comparisons, and lo! where the boots of his interlocutor should have been were neither legs nor boots. He was irradiated by the dawn of a great amazement. โWhereย areย yer?โ said Mr. Thomas Marvel over his shoulder and coming on all fours. He saw a stretch of empty downs with the wind swaying the remote green-pointed furze bushes.
โAm I drunk?โ said Mr. Marvel. โHave I had visions? Was I talking to myself? What theโโ
โDonโt be alarmed,โ said a Voice.
โNone of your ventriloquisingย me,โ said Mr. Thomas Marvel, rising sharply to his feet. โWhereย areย yer? Alarmed, indeed!โ
โDonโt be alarmed,โ repeated the Voice.
โYouโllย be alarmed in a minute, you silly fool,โ said Mr. Thomas Marvel. โWhereย areย yer? Lemme get my mark on yer…
โAre yerย buried?โ said Mr. Thomas Marvel, after an interval.
There was no answer. Mr. Thomas Marvel stood bootless and amazed, his jacket nearly thrown off.
โPeewit,โ said a peewit, very remote.
โPeewit, indeed!โ said Mr. Thomas Marvel. โThis ainโt no time for foolery.โ The down was desolate, east and west, north and south; the road with its shallow ditches and white bordering stakes, ran smooth and empty north and south, and, save for that peewit, the blue sky was empty too. โSo help me,โ said Mr. Thomas Marvel, shuffling his coat on to his shoulders again. โItโs the drink! I might haโ known.โ
โItโs not the drink,โ said the Voice. โYou keep your nerves steady.โ
โOw!โ said Mr. Marvel, and his face grew white amidst its patches. โItโs the drink!โ his lips repeated noiselessly. He remained staring about him, rotating slowly backwards. โI could haveย sworeย I heard a voice,โ he whispered.
โOf course you did.โ
โItโs there again,โ said Mr. Marvel, closing his eyes and clasping his hand on his brow with a tragic gesture. He was suddenly taken by the collar and shaken violently, and left more dazed than ever. โDonโt be a fool,โ said the Voice.
โIโmโoffโmyโbloomingโchump,โ said Mr. Marvel. โItโs no good. Itโs fretting about them blarsted boots. Iโm off my blessed blooming chump. Or itโs spirits.โ
โNeither one thing nor the other,โ said the Voice. โListen!โ
โChump,โ said Mr. Marvel.
โOne minute,โ said the Voice, penetratingly, tremulous with self-control.
โWell?โ said Mr. Thomas Marvel, with a strange feeling of having been dug in the chest by a finger.
โYou think Iโm just imagination? Just imagination?โ
โWhat elseย canย you be?โ said Mr. Thomas Marvel, rubbing the back of his neck.
โVery well,โ said the Voice, in a tone of relief. โThen Iโm going to throw flints at you till you think differently.โ
โBut whereย areย yer?โ
The Voice made no answer. Whizz came a flint, apparently out of the air, and missed Mr. Marvelโs shoulder by a hairโs-breadth. Mr. Marvel, turning, saw a flint jerk up into the air, trace a complicated path, hang for a moment, and then fling at his feet with almost invisible rapidity. He was too amazed to dodge. Whizz it came, and ricochetted from a bare toe into the ditch. Mr. Thomas Marvel jumped a foot and howled aloud. Then he started to run, tripped over an unseen obstacle, and came head over heels into a sitting position.
โNow,โ said the Voice, as a third stone curved upward and hung in the air above the tramp. โAm I imagination?โ
Mr. Marvel by way of reply struggled to his feet, and was immediately rolled over again. He lay quiet for a moment. โIf you struggle any more,โ said the Voice, โI shall throw the flint at your head.โ
โItโs a fair do,โ said Mr. Thomas Marvel, sitting up, taking his wounded toe in hand and fixing his eye on the third missile. โI donโt understand it. Stones flinging themselves. Stones talking. Put yourself down. Rot away. Iโm done.โ
The third flint fell.
โItโs very simple,โ said the Voice. โIโm an invisible man.โ
โTell us something I donโt know,โ said Mr. Marvel, gasping with pain. โWhere youโve hidโhow you do itโIย donโtย know. Iโm beat.โ
โThatโs all,โ said the Voice. โIโm invisible. Thatโs what I want you to understand.โ
โAnyone could see that. There is no need for you to be so confounded impatient, mister.ย Nowย then. Give us a notion. How are you hid?โ
โIโm invisible. Thatโs the great point. And what I want you to understand is thisโโ
โBut whereabouts?โ interrupted Mr. Marvel.
โHere! Six yards in front of you.โ
โOh,ย come! I ainโt blind. Youโll be telling me next youโre just thin air. Iโm not one of your ignorant trampsโโ
โYes, I amโthin air. Youโre looking through me.โ
โWhat! Ainโt there any stuff to you.ย Vox etโwhat is it?โjabber. Is it that?โ
โI am just a human beingโsolid, needing food and drink, needing covering tooโBut Iโm invisible. You see? Invisible. Simple idea. Invisible.โ
โWhat, real like?โ
โYes, real.โ
โLetโs have a hand of you,โ said Marvel, โif youย areย real. It wonโt be so darn out-of-the-way like, thenโLord!โ he said, โhow you made me jump!โgripping me like that!โ
He felt the hand that had closed round his wrist with his disengaged fingers, and his fingers went timorously up the arm, patted a muscular chest, and explored a bearded face. Marvelโs face was astonishment.
โIโm dashed!โ he said. โIf this donโt beat cock-fighting! Most remarkable!โAnd there I can see a rabbit clean through you, โarf a mile away! Not a bit of you visibleโexceptโโ
He scrutinised the apparently empty space keenly. โYou โavenโt been eatinโ bread and cheese?โ he asked, holding the invisible arm.
โYouโre quite right, and itโs not quite assimilated into the system.โ
โAh!โ said Mr. Marvel. โSort of ghostly, though.โ
โOf course, all this isnโt half so wonderful as you think.โ
โItโs quite wonderful enough forย myย modest wants,โ said Mr. Thomas Marvel. โHowjer manage it! How the dooce is it done?โ
โItโs too long a story. And besidesโโ
โI tell you, the whole business fairly beats me,โ said Mr. Marvel.
โWhat I want to say at present is this: I need help. I have come to thatโI came upon you suddenly. I was wandering, mad with rage, naked, impotent. I could have murdered. And I saw youโโ
โLord!โ said Mr. Marvel.
โI came up behind youโhesitatedโwent onโโ
Mr. Marvelโs expression was eloquent.
โโthen stopped. โHere,โ I said, โis an outcast like myself. This is the man for me.โ So I turned back and came to youโyou. Andโโ
โLord!โ said Mr. Marvel. โBut Iโm all in a tizzy. May I askโHow is it? And what you may be requiring in the way of help?โInvisible!โ
โI want you to help me get clothesโand shelterโand then, with other things. Iโve left them long enough. If you wonโtโwell! But youย willโmust.โ
โLook here,โ said Mr. Marvel. โIโm too flabbergasted. Donโt knock me about any more. And leave me go. I must get steady a bit. And youโve pretty near broken my toe. Itโs all so unreasonable. Empty downs, empty sky. Nothing visible for miles except the bosom of Nature. And then comes a voice. A voice out of heaven! And stones! And a fistโLord!โ
โPull yourself together,โ said the Voice, โfor you have to do the job Iโve chosen for you.โ
Mr. Marvel blew out his cheeks, and his eyes were round.
โIโve chosen you,โ said the Voice. โYou are the only man except some of those fools down there, who knows there is such a thing as an invisible man. You have to be my helper. Help meโand I will do great things for you. An invisible man is a man of power.โ He stopped for a moment to sneeze violently.
โBut if you betray me,โ he said, โif you fail to do as I direct youโโ He paused and tapped Mr. Marvelโs shoulder smartly. Mr. Marvel gave a yelp of terror at the touch. โI donโt want to betray you,โ said Mr. Marvel, edging away from the direction of the fingers. โDonโt you go a-thinking that, whatever you do. All I want to do is to help youโjust tell me what I got to do. (Lord!) Whatever you want done, that Iโm most willing to do.โ