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Chapter no 12

The Ex Vows

โ€œSorry, like I just toldย your fiancรฉ, weโ€™re booked until the end of the year. You might want to try the Bake House.โ€

โ€œI already tried them,โ€ I sigh. โ€œAnd heโ€™s not my fiaโ€”โ€

The line goes dead. I jab at my phone screen with a frustrated groan that echoes around my cottage living room.

Thatโ€™s the fourth bakery Iโ€™ve called within a fifty-mile radius, and every time theyโ€™ve mentioned a fiancรฉ. It took two very confusing conversations and peering out my window at Eli seated on a poolside chaise, his phone glued to his ear and a Post-it pad balanced on his knee, to realize heโ€™s been calling every bakery within a fifty-mile radius, too. Apparently heโ€™s claimed the task, even though itโ€™s on my portion of the list.

Kind of. I took some creative license, but the cake flavors are on my list, which basically means finding a new one is, too.

I punch in the number of the last bakery, my gaze pinned on Eli while the line rings. Heโ€™s off his phone now, so heโ€™s either beat me to this one or didnโ€™t find it. His attention is fixed on something neon pinched between his fingersโ€”a Post-it note, folded into one of his paper rings.

Itโ€™s a moment of familiarity, but since we got to Blue Yonder twenty-six hours ago, thereโ€™s little else thatโ€™s been familiar about him. Bodysnatched Eli Mora is thriving.

And heโ€™s messing with my head.

Though I have plenty of legitimate things to think about, Iโ€™ve instead spent the past day trying to figure out whatโ€™s with him. Alien abduction? Demon possession? Some of it fits the profile, among it that moment in the car yesterday and the way he called me Peach, like I was still that person to him.

But I donโ€™t think demonically possessed people have weekly therapy appointments, or go on what Iโ€™m starting to think of as The Adam Apology Tour, or throw therapy-speak at their ex-girlfriends about their hyper-

independence issues when theyโ€™ve spent the past five yearsย notย talking about anything that mattered to or hurt them.

I size him up as he tips his head back toward the sun, eyes closed. Maybe heโ€™s been exorcized. Maybe heโ€™sย lostย a demon. Did Luce move on and get replaced by a human being? Did Eli get a coveted VP promotion, one heโ€™s been striving for, orโ€”least likelyโ€”has he decided to find some work/life balance?

Whatever it is, itโ€™s terrible timing for him to be so present and soย incrediblyย in my way, despite our agreement yesterday to do the opposite. Heโ€™s quite literally been everywhere I am: accepting hugs from Laurieโ€™s four siblings and their various progeny yesterday; a looming presence behind me while we toured the grounds to review the weekโ€™s work with Adamโ€™s aunt, Julia, whoโ€™s taking on the role of site coordinator; walking up the steps of his cottage, within inches of mine because the other two are still being renovated, because of course they are; brushing past me on the main patio outside the tasting room where we gathered for dinner last night, his hand a quick but indelible press on my back; passing down my favorite bottle of Chardonnay not five seconds after Iโ€™d sipped the last dregs of my glass.

And now, beating me to every Napa County bakery.

After five years as a ghost, these twenty-six hours of Eliโ€™s potent awareness of me and the world around him feels like a solid wall I keep running into. The newness of this Eli, how closely it echoes theย oldย Eli, is so disorienting that I canโ€™t focus.

But I have to.

โ€œIcing on the Cake, how can I help you?โ€

The chipper voice on the other end of the line sucks me out of my Eli haze. Iโ€™m proving my own damn point.

โ€œHi!โ€ I say, matching their tone. โ€œThis is a long shot, but I need a cake for a wedding next Saturday and I was wondering if you could help me out.โ€

โ€œOoh, yes.โ€ The person on the other end sounds delighted, a positive sign, until they continue, โ€œYour fiancรฉ called a few minutes ago. Iโ€™m so

sorry for your trouble.โ€

โ€œHeโ€™s not myโ€” you know what, that doesnโ€™t matter.โ€ I force a breezy laugh. โ€œDo you think you might be able to help?โ€

โ€œIโ€™m hoping so. My boss is out today, but I texted her your situation and she asked me to set up an appointment for you on Tuesday. Youโ€™re all set for two p.m.โ€

Relief and irritation tangle together. โ€œThank you so much. Weโ€™ll see you Tuesday.โ€

I hang up and rise to my knees, leaning over the arm of the loveseat to press my face against the window screen. I stare at Eli, strategizing ways to calmly tell him to back off my list and honor our agreement.

But then he stands and my thoughts fall off a cliff. I absorb that heโ€™s wearing light blue swim trunks seconds before he pulls off his black T-shirt, revealing acres of golden skin, a flash of gold against the nape of his neck.

My mouth instantly parches. I havenโ€™t seen him shirtless for years; heโ€™s filled out, especially since Nick and Miriamโ€™s wedding. He looks good. Gorgeous.

I used to be so well acquainted with that body that sometimes it felt like mine. I knew every blunt curve of it, every hard plane. I knew where his skin would shiver from a ticklish spot, where it would shiver from pleasure. His shoulders look even broader bare, the wings of his shoulder blades flaring as he tosses his shirt aside. I used to dig my fingers into that spot right there, run them in soft, whirled patterns as he fell asleep.

A face pops into my line of vision. โ€œGreat view, right?โ€

I scream and roll off the loveseat, my ass hitting the hardwood floor so violently that my teeth rattle. โ€œJesus, Cole!โ€

His cackle rolls in through the window as I crawl over. โ€œYou obviously think so, at least.โ€

I push my hair out of my face, giving him an incendiary look. If you looked up the definition ofย asshole, Cole Cooperโ€™s handsome face would be plastered there. Adamโ€™s older cousin and the director of sales at Blue Yonder is a tall and rangy white guy, with a wide smile and deep brown eyes that trick everyone into thinking heโ€™s a puppy. In reality, heโ€™s a

barracuda. Heโ€™s responsible for ninety-nine percent of the trouble we got into here, and likely one hundred percent of the Cooper familyโ€™s collective heartburn.

โ€œI wasnโ€™t staring at him. I wasย glaringย at him because heโ€™s being a shithead.โ€

Oh dammit, my mouth formed words before my Eli filter could catch it. Even here, where our relationship is known in the most sanitized wayโ€”we dated, we broke up, weโ€™re friendsโ€”Eli and I know to play up the friendship angle. Itโ€™s especially important now, when anyone could shoot off a text to Adam saying Eli and I are rumbling.

Iโ€™d place Cole at the top of that Most Likely To list.

On cue, his eyes light up. He glances over his shoulder, dark blond hair ruffling in the breeze. โ€œWhatโ€™s our boy done now?โ€

I bite back a groan. โ€œItโ€™s nothing. We both have tasks for the week and he took over one of mine.โ€

โ€œAh,โ€ he says with a sage nod. We stare at each other before his face breaks into that switchblade smile of his. โ€œWell, letโ€™s go ask him about it.โ€

โ€œNo.โ€

But itโ€™s too late; heโ€™s already striding away with an infuriating spring in his step.

I scramble after him. The courtyard is nestled in the U-shaped space between the four cottages, with the pool and a collection of navy-cushioned chaises serving as the central gathering spot. Beyond a border of lavender plants, an old picnic table sits at the perimeter of the vineyard. I donโ€™t have to look to know my initials are still carved into the tabletop alongside Eliโ€™s and Adamโ€™s.

Coleโ€™s already at the edge of the shimmering pool, hands in the pockets of his khaki pants. Eliโ€™s gaze moves from Cole to me, some of the understandable Cole-related irritation bleeding out of his expression.

โ€œGeorgia thinks youโ€™re being a shithead, E,โ€ Cole says. Eliโ€™s eyebrows fly up. โ€œOh?โ€

I let out a sigh that comes from the depths of hell. โ€œI didnโ€™t say that.โ€ Coleโ€™s eyes sparkle with mirth. โ€œYou absolutely said that.โ€

โ€œWell, I didnโ€™t mean it.โ€

โ€œYou said it but you donโ€™t mean it?โ€ Eli asks.

โ€œIย meantย it,โ€ I amend, โ€œas a term of endearment.โ€

A grin curls at his mouth as he squints up at me. โ€œYeah, Iโ€™ve heard thatโ€™s a real up-and-comer for endearments.โ€

I give him a pleasant smile in return, with lots of teeth. โ€œRight up there withย buddy.โ€

โ€œAnd what did I do to deserveย shitheadย overย buddy?โ€ He stands to his full height, pushing his hair back from his face, and for a second Iโ€™m fully bamboozled by the water running down his chest.

โ€œTuesday,โ€ is all I can say.

โ€œTuesday?โ€ he repeats, oblivious to the sexual riot heโ€™s causing inside me.

I grasp for two brain cells to rub together. โ€œWe have a bakery appointment on Tuesday.โ€

His eyes flash with surprise. โ€œWe do. Howโ€™d you know?โ€

โ€œBecause I was calling bakeries, too.โ€ I keep my voice even, well aware Cole is avidly watching our conversation. โ€œOr getting all your sloppy seconds, more accurately. I just got off the phone with the one we have an appointment with.โ€

โ€œOkay,โ€ he says slowly. โ€œIs that a bad thing?โ€

I cross my arms. โ€œIs doing double work ever aย goodย thing, especially on our timeline? We agreed weโ€™d stick to our lists. The bakery was on my list.โ€

He frowns. โ€œNo, it wasnโ€™t.โ€ โ€œYes, it was.โ€

โ€œYour list saidย find new bakery since the other one blew up in our faces?โ€ he replies, running a hand over his mouth, leaving it damp. โ€œThat would be very psychic of me.โ€

โ€œThat revisionist history is veryย adorableย of you,โ€ I volley back cheerfully. โ€œMy list has the cake flavors on it, which is nearly the same thing.โ€

Now I get a flash of teeth, a tiny, triumphant grin. โ€œIt sure does.โ€

โ€œHey.โ€

His grin turns wide and intensely beautiful. โ€œYou walked right into it.โ€ After a beat, he adds a silky, โ€œBuddy.โ€

Coleโ€™s been watching this exchange with a growing smile. Now he gestures between us. โ€œHold on, is this really about a bakery, or is this an ex- loversโ€™ quarrel? Did one of you slip up and fall into the otherโ€™s bed last night and expectations werenโ€™t met?โ€ He widens his eyes at Eli. โ€œDid you not give Georgia the good D?โ€

โ€œHello?โ€ I exclaim. โ€œYou canโ€™t say that.โ€

โ€œIโ€™m going to get out of this pool and kill you,โ€ Eli states, propping his elbows on the concrete currently burning the soles of my bare feet.

Maybe this is hell.

โ€œSo you did give her bad D,โ€ Cole says triumphantly.

โ€œHe never gave me badโ€”โ€ I cut myself off so suddenly my body sways, my cheeks flaming at the choked sound Eli makes and the laugh Cole lets out. My gaze clashes with Eliโ€™s and itโ€™s sparks, memories that are quick and molten.

I whirl on Cole. โ€œSpeaking ofย dicks, you canโ€™t talk like that. Eli and I are friends.โ€

Coleโ€™s attention stays on Eli. โ€œWho are also exes.โ€

โ€œYears ago,โ€ I insist. โ€œWeโ€™re good friends. Weโ€™re great.โ€

Cole raises an eyebrow at Eli. โ€œThatโ€™s your assessment, too? Youโ€™re great friends?โ€

His tone is oddly knowing, and I glance at Eli, whose expression stays blank when he says, โ€œThe greatest.โ€

Coleโ€™s โ€œhmmโ€ is amused.

โ€œGlad we got that settled.โ€ I turn to Cole. โ€œWe havenโ€™t seen you in years, Cooper. Maybe give us a minute to reassimilate ourselves to your personality before you start acting familiar, okay?โ€

โ€œBut Iย amย familiar,โ€ he says, rocking back on his heels with a smirk as he gestures to Eli. โ€œAt least with that one. Iโ€™ve seen Eli several times over the last year and a half, in fact.โ€

I blink. โ€œYou have?โ€

Cole strolls over to a chaise, tossing aside Eliโ€™s towel and shirt so he can stretch out, ankles crossed. โ€œYep. First time was when I was in New York for a conference last year, then back again to visit a friend. Not long before that wedding you came out for, right, E?โ€

โ€œWhy ask me when you clearly know the timeline?โ€ Eli says evenly, backstroking away.

โ€œFor the drama,โ€ Cole replies, grinning. โ€œAnyway, I went back this past April for the same conference and this kid managed to find time in a schedule that seems fucking lonely and ultimately meaningless, but hey, what do I know?โ€

Heโ€™s not wrong, but my hackles go up anyway. Eli mustโ€™ve given him some indication of his unforgiving schedule when they met up, and his heartโ€™s in the right place, but Cole has the delivery of a swift punch to the face.

โ€œAre you arriving at a point sometime soon?โ€ I ask, clocking Eliโ€™s mutinous look.

Coleโ€™s eyes narrow, looking at me like the protectiveness bubbling in my chest has flooded my expression, too. Lifting a shoulder, he plucks up the paper ring sitting on the table, inspecting it. โ€œThe point is, Iย amย familiar with our favorite shithead. Eliโ€™s a good listener. Hell, so am I.โ€ At this, his gaze sharpens, finding me. โ€œGuess that means me and E are great friends, too.โ€

โ€œThatโ€™s very precious,โ€ I say. โ€œBut that doesnโ€™t mean you get to say sensationally inappropriate things.โ€

โ€œThatโ€™s, like, seventy percent of my personality.โ€

Eli swims over to the edge of the pool, his gaze fixed on Cole. โ€œDid you just come over here to be a pain in the ass or was there a point to your visit?โ€

โ€œYes,โ€ Cole replies. โ€œWhichย one?โ€

โ€œBoth, and speaking of preciousโ€”โ€ Cole flicks the paper ring into the air, right at me. I reach for it on instinct, letting out a breath when it lands in my palm, whisper-light. โ€œDid you make that?โ€

I close my hand around the ring. I wonโ€™t be sharingย thatย history with him. โ€œNo.โ€

Coleโ€™s gaze drifts from me to Eli, staying on him. He offers a soft, โ€œAh.โ€ Eli pinches the bridge of his nose. โ€œApproach your point swiftly.โ€

โ€œRight,โ€ Cole says, snapping his fingers. โ€œGeorgia, my mom wanted to get your eyes on her big-ass checklist if you have a minute. Sheโ€™s up in the office.โ€

โ€œIโ€™m on it,โ€ I say, grateful for a reason to extricate myself from the torture of a half-naked Eli and Cole, full stop.

He grins, folding his hands behind his head. โ€œDonโ€™t worry, Iโ€™ll keep your boy company.โ€

โ€œI wasnโ€™t worried.โ€

โ€œAnd Iโ€™m fully planning on drowning you,โ€ Eli adds. Cole just laughs. Thatโ€™s a situation for those two to figure out. โ€œSee you, shithead.โ€

โ€œEndearment?โ€ Cole calls.

โ€œDerogatory,โ€ I call back. Eliโ€™s laughter follows me up the path before itโ€™s cut off by Coleโ€™s low murmur.

I force my curiosity away. Whateverโ€™s happening between them isnโ€™t my business. I canโ€™t get distracted by the overwhelmingness of this brand-new Eli Mora. Itโ€™s already wrapping around me like a vine, and thereโ€™s nothing I want less than to get caught up in it, especially on land where vines are meant to grow.

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