The summer of Shane
IโM LAUGHING TO MYSELF ASย Iย FOLLOW THE ANGRY BLOND INTO HERย apartment.
The moment we emerge from the entryway into the main room, I have to blink a couple of times because itโs not at all what I expected. The living area contains mismatched furniture and a burgundy area rug that clashes with the pale-blue floral-pattered sofa. The kind of sofa you might find in your dead grandmaโs house when youโre going there to clean out her stuff. Like, nobody in the family is going to be fighting over that couch unless itโs to argue about who has to drive it to Goodwill.
โThis place has a real cat-lady vibe,โ I remark. โMeow,โ something whines from the kitchen.
โHoly shit. You actually have a cat.โ My jaw drops as a gray tabby appears from behind the narrow island and eyes me like I murdered her kittens.
Dianaโs expression mirrors the catโs. โThatโs Lucy. She likes to sneak out when our downstairs neighbor is seeing one of her therapy clients.โ
โSโup?โ I tell the cat, nodding in greeting.
โDonโt bother. Sheโs a demon from the pits of hell,โ Diana says at the exact moment Lucy wanders over and rubs up against my leg.
The cat gives a happy purr, snaking her furry body between my shins.
Diana glowers at us. โWhy am I not surprised you two get along? Go away, Lucy. Lindley and I need to talk.โ
Lucy just sits at my feet, still purring.
โShe has great taste in people,โ I say, while continuing to examine my bizarre surroundings.
Thereโs an antique cabinet full of glassware thatโs completely out of place next to the super-modern bookcase beside it. And is thatโฆ
โOh my God. You have a fish? Who has a pet fish? Have some self- respect, Dixon.โ
Her emerald-green eyes shoot fireballs at me. I can practically feel the heat. โLeave my fish out of this. Heโs not perfect, but heโs mine.โ
I bite back a laugh. It doesnโt escape me that sheโs still in nothing but a towel. Andโฆwell, Iโm not going to lieโฆshe looks really fucking good. Dianaโs gorgeous, with wide-set eyes, platinum-blond hair, and a sassy mouth. Sheโs a little shorter than I usually like, barely over five feet, five- two if weโre being generous. A pint-sized hottie with a big personality. Although it seems like a major part of that personality involves busting the balls of yours truly.
โIโm going to change. But we need to talk, so donโt go anywhere.โ โI can help you get dressed,โ I offer innocently.
โEw. Never.โ
I smother a laugh. Diana and I have a love-hate relationship. As in, she hates me, and I love to annoy her.
As she flounces off, I admire the way the towel rides up the backs of her toned thighs. I swear I glimpse the bottom curve of her ass cheeks. Her fair skin boasts a deep summer tan, which tells me she must be making good use of the pool outside. Fuck, Iโve got aย poolย now. This place is so sick.
I donโt even care that my friends and teammates keep ragging me about the fact that my โrich daddyโ bought me a condo. Sure, my family has money, but Iโm not some spoiled, entitled dickhead. I didnโt ask Dad to buy me an apartment. Itโs an investment for himโonce I graduate from Briar University and head to Chicago to play in the NHL, heโll just rent this place
out, the way he does with his hordes of other properties in Vermont and northern Massachusetts.
In the meantime, I get to enjoy my own space after sharing a house with Ryder and Beckett for the past three years. Two of those years were spent at Eastwood, our former college. After the Eastwood and Briar menโs hockey teams merged, we moved to Hastings, the small town closest to the Briar campus.
Diana returns in a pair of tiny cutoff shorts and a baggy T-shirt. Sheโs not wearing a bra, and my eyes dip involuntarily toward the tight buds of her nipples, which are poking against the thin material.
โStop looking at my boobs.โ
I donโt deny thatโs what I was doing. Shrugging, I shift my gaze and sweep my hand to gesture at the loftlike space. โTerrible interior design aside, this place is really nice. Looks a little bigger than mine too. How much is your rent?โ
โI donโt rent. And Iโm not telling you how much my mortgage is. Nosy much?โ
My eyebrows fly up. โYou own it? Thatโs badass.โ
She pauses, as if she doesnโt want to engage with me, then says, โMy aunt left it to me in her will. She only lived here a year before she died.โ
I glance around. I donโt want to ask, butโฆ
โOh my God, she didnโt die in this room. She had a heart attack in her office in Boston.โ
โDamn. That sucks. Iโm sorry.โ
โAnyway. Letโs get this out of the way. The rules.โ Diana crosses her arms. โJust because youโre in Meadow Hill now, doesnโt mean youโll have the run of the place.โ
โI think thatโs exactly what it means.โ Highly amused, I mimic her pose by crossing my own arms. โI live here.โ
โNo, you liveย there.โ She points to the wall behind her to indicate my apartment beyond it. โYou donโt liveย here.โ She waves her hand around her living room. โSo donโt go around offering to throw parties in my house.โ
โI didnโt offer. I simply made a suggestion.โ
She ignores me. โBecause Iโm not cohosting any parties with you. This is my sanctuary. I donโt know what Gigiโs told you about meโโ
โShe said youโre a pain in the ass.โ Diana gasps. โShe did not.โ
โAnd she said youโre high-maintenance.โ โShe didnโt say that either.โ
โActually, that part she did.โ
That narrows her eyes, and I know sheโll be texting Gigi after this for verification. My best friendโs wifeโChrist, thatโs still strange to sayโ warned me away from Diana, advising me to leave her best friend alone if I didnโt want daily tongue-lashings. Itโs not in my nature, though. Some people might shy away from confrontation. Some might lose sleep over the notion that someone might not like themโand I know for a fact Diana doesnโt like me. But Iโm not averse to confrontation, and for some reason, her dislike only makes me want to bother her even more. Itโs the preschooler in me. All men regress to their kindergarten days every now and then.
โAre you listening to me?โ she grumbles.
I lift my head. Oh, sheโs still lecturing. Totally spaced out. โSure. No parties in your apartment.โ
โAnd no parties in the pool.โ
I raise a brow. โNow youโre speaking for the whole building?โ
โNo. The building is speaking for the building. Did you not read your homeownerโs packet?โ
โBabe, I just walked in here.โ โDonโt call me babe.โ
โI didnโt even reach my front door before you dragged me in here.โ
โWell, read your HOA package. We take this stuff very seriously, okay?
The association meets twice a month on Sunday morning.โ โYeah, Iโm not doing that.โ
โI didnโt expect you to. And frankly, donโt want you there. Okayโโ She claps her hands as if sheโs leading one of her cheerleading practices. Dianaโs the cheer captain at Briar. โLetโs summarize the rules. Go easy on the
parties. Wipe the equipment down after you use the gym. Donโt have s*x in the pool.โ
โWhat about blowjobs in the pool?โ
โLook, I donโt care who you want to suck off, Lindley. Just donโt do it in the pool.โ
I grin at her. โI meant I would be on the receiving end.โ
โOh. Did you?โ Diana smiles sweetly. โI think the most important thing for you to remember is, we are not friends.โ
โLovers, then?โ I wink at her.
โWe are neither friends nor lovers. We are floor mates. We are quiet, respectful residents of the Red Birch building in Meadow Hill. We donโt annoy each otherโโ
โI mean, youโre kind of annoying me right now.โ
โโwe donโt cause trouble, and, preferably, we donโt speak.โ โIsnโt this considered speaking?โ
โNo. This is the conversation leading up to the future conversations we wonโt be having. In conclusion, weโre not friends. No shenanigans. Oh, and stop screwing my teammates.โ
Ah, so thatโs what all this is about. Sheโs still salty because I messed around with a few of her cheerleaders last semester. Apparently one of them, Audrey, caught feelings and was so distracted at practice she fell off the pyramid and sprained her ankle. But how is that on me? When Iโm on the ice, Iโm able to push everything out and focus on hockey. Banish all distractions and excel at my sport. If Audrey couldnโt block out a dude she hooked up withย once, that sounds like a her-problem.
โAll right,โ I say impatiently. โAre there any more Dixon rules, or may I please be excused? My furniture isnโt gonna assemble itself.โ
โThatโs all. Although, really, thereโs only one Dixon rule that matters. No Shanes allowed.โ
โAllowed where?โ
โAnywhere and everywhere. But mostly just in my vicinity.โ She smiles again, but it lacks any trace of humor. โOkay, weโre done here.โ She points to the entryway. โYou can go now.โ
โSo itโs going to be like that, huh?โ
โYes, I literally justย toldย you it was going to be like that. Happy housewarming, Lindley.โ
I dutifully leave her apartment and return to mine, where Will and Beckett are tackling the assembly of my new sectional couch. Willโs using a knife to slice open the plastic that the big cushions come in, while Beckett crouches on the hardwood floor, trying to figure out how to lock the main section to the chaise. I opted for a dark-gray color because itโll be easier to clean. Not that Iโll ever get the chanceโmy mother insists on sending a cleaner to my house every two weeks. She did the same for the townhouse I shared with the boys. According to her, my cleaning abilities will never be anything other than subpar. I disagree. I think I could at least make par. Gotta aim high in the cleaning world.
โSorry about that,โ I tell the guys. โDixon needed to chew me out for a while. Itโs how she shows her love for me.โ
Will snorts.
Beckett glances up with a grin. โYeah, sorry, mate, but that is one bird youโre not gonna win over with those dimples.โ
Heโs probably right about that.
โDude, she really doesnโt like you,โ Will adds, hammering the point home. โI grabbed dinner with her and Gigi last week, and when your name came up, Diana rolled her eyes so hard, it looked like they were gonna pop out of her face.โ
โAw, thank you. Hearing that makes me feelย soย good about myself.โ โUh-huh, Iโm sure your massive ego took a real hit.โ
I walk over to help Will with the cushions and then the three of us drag the couch to a new spot after Beck decides it canโt be under the window because itโll get too cold in the winter. We position the sectional so it now faces the exposed red brick that makes up the far wall of living room. I step back to examine the layout. Itโs perfect.
โWe should mount the TV there,โ I say, pointing to the brick. โCan we drill into that?โ
โYeah, should be fine,โ Beckett answers, walking over to study the wall. He shoves a few messy strands of blond hair out of his face. โLarsen, grab the drill?โ
โLook at you,โ I mock. โMr. Handyman.โ
Beckett winks. โAre you seriously surprised to hear Iโm good with my hands?โ
Good point.
Once weโve got the couch and TV squared away, we head for the bedroom to put the bed together. Itโs a queen, although I probably couldโve fit a king in here. Will unpacks the hardware. Beckett and I organize the various pieces of sleek dark-cherry wood. While we work, Beck rambles on about everything he plans to do when heโs home this summer. Technically speaking, his home is in Indianapolis, which is where his family moved when Beckett was ten, but he was born and half raised in Australia. Heโs leaving for Sydney on Sunday.
โSucks neither of you are coming,โ he says glumly. โI get why Ryder canโt. But seriously? Neither of you could get away?โ
I shrug. โYeah, sorry. I canโt fuck off to Australia. Summerโs really the only time I get to hang out with my family.โ Itโs the truth. For the rest of the year, Iโm laser-focused on hockey and, to a lesser extent, the schoolwork required in order to remain eligible to play.
Beckett nods. โI feel you. Familyโs important.โ I know heโs tight with his parents and with his cousins in Australia. Heโs an only child, so theyโre the closest things to siblings he has.
โIโm surprised youโre not going,โ I say, glancing at Will.
He shrugs. โIโm working this summer. I want to do a backpacking trip through Europe after graduation. Maybe spend six months to a year over there.โ
โNice. Sounds awesome.โ
Beckett snickers at me. โComing from the guy who would never be caught dead backpacking.โ
โThatโs not true. I would totally do it.โ โReally,โ Beck says dubiously.
โSure. Iโd wear a backpack while we explored some cool part of the city and then take it off when I returned to my five-star hotel.โ
โBougie prick.โ
I grin. In all honesty, I donโt mind roughing it. Camping is great. And backpacking around Europe does sound like a blast. But why travel on a budget when you donโt have a budget?
โYouโve got a landscaping gig or something, right?โ I ask Will. โPool company.โ
My jaw drops. โYouโre a pool boy?โ
As Will nods, Beckett heaves a loud sigh.
I glance over in amusement. โDo you have something to add?โ โJustโฆdonโt get your hopes up. You find out your mate is a pool boy
and you create a whole narrative in your head and thenย bam, he shoots down your bubble and your dreams float away like a feather on the wind.โ
โThose were a lot of weird metaphors just to say I donโt fuck the clients.โ Will rolls his eyes and reiterates that point to me. โI donโt fuck the clients.โ
โWhy the hell not?โ Iโm picturing neglected MILFs in tiny bikinis sashaying over to bring Will glasses of lemonade, and then,ย oops, my bikini top fell off. Would you like to bang?
โBecause Iโd get fired, for one.โ His tone is dry.
โFair. But whatโs life without the risk of getting fired?โ โSays the rich boy.โ
โIsnโt your dad a congressman? I feel like youโre probably richer than I am. AKA the last person who needs to work as a pool boy all summer.โ
โNah. I donโt ever want to be beholden to my dad. Iโd rather make my own way.โ
I guess thatโs admirable. With that said, Iโm not about to complain about the fact that my folks are still paying my way. Iโm twenty-one years old and blissfully unemployed. Itโs the summer before senior year and I want to enjoy every second of it. My plan is to really focus on strength and conditioning ahead of this hockey season. Hit the gym every morning. Try to
incorporate swimming into my cardio regimen. I also got a membership to a golf club near here, so Iโll be on the green at least a few times a week.
Let the Summer of Shane commence.
After the boys and I finish assembling the bed and clean up, Beck and Will ask if I want to grab dinner with them in town, but I beg off. I want to do some unpacking and organize my shit.
For this afternoonโs services, Iโm repaying them in the form of beer and a party on Saturday night, which Beckett reminds me of as I walk them to the front hall.
โDonโt forget about my goodbye party,โ he drawls.
โYes, of course, the goodbye party youโre throwing for yourself.โ โAnd?โ
โAnd thatโs stupid. But Iโm looking forward to christening the pool, so I guess a my-dumbass-friend-is-going-on-vacation gathering is as good a reason as any.โ
He chuckles. โWhat did your new neighbor say about the party?โ โDixon? Oh, sheโs excited. Canโt wait for it.โ
โTread carefully,โ Will warns. โDiana can be vicious. And sheโs not above playing dirty.โ
โIs that supposed to deter me?โ I ask with a grin. โThe dirtier the better.โ
After my buddies leave, I wander toward the kitchen island to examine all the documents my mom left on the counter. My parents were here yesterday making some final preparations ahead of my move-in date. Meaning that Mom stocked the fridge and made sure all the important paperwork was in one place, while Dad squared up with his contractor.
I settle on a tall, black-leather stool and sigh as I sift through the large stack of paper. The information is about as lame as I expect it to be.
I flip pages until one catches my eye. Itโs an illustrated map of the Meadow Hill property, and I lean forward on my forearms to study it. Why is every building named after trees? Mine is Red Birch. Next door is Silver Pine. White Ash, Weeping Willow, Sugar Maple. The main building is called the Sycamore, which is where our mailboxes are located. It also offers a round-the-clock security guard at the front desk. Thatโs good.
I set the map aside and try to focus on the next page, but itโs tedious reading. Like Diana said, the homeownersโ association meets every two weeks, and Iโm invited to join. Twice a month, though? What kind of HOA needs to meet that often? And on a Sunday? Yeah, I wonโt be caught dead at some stuffy board meeting where soccer moms and their s*x-starved husbands can argue about pool regulations and when to start your lawn mowers. Iโll never be that mundane.
The noise ordinances make zero sense. It says no noise after nine p.m. on weekdays, except for Fridays, when itโs eleven p.m. No noise after midnight on weekends, except on Sunday, when youโre only allowed to be noisy until ten p.m. So basically, Friday doesnโt count as the weekend, neither does Sunday, and the only night you can have fun is Saturday. Okay then.
I get about halfway through the stack before I give up. Iโll finish the rest later. My brain isnโt equipped for this much boredom.
I head to my new bedroom. My approach to packing up my room in the old townhouse was very utilitarian. Much to my motherโs dismay, I shoved most of my clothes and linens into garbage bags. Not pretty, but efficient. I rummage through the linens bag and find a new set of sheets and pillowcases. Another garbage bag houses a duvet and cover. After I make the bed, I sit at the foot of it, wriggle my phone out of my pocket, and dial my momโs number.
โHello!โ she answers happily. โAre you all done?โ
โYup, the guys just left. Couch, TV, and bed are all set up.โ
โGood. What about the condo in general? Do you like it? Are you happy with the paint colors we chose for the kitchen? And the backsplash? I thought the white tile was more tasteful.โ
โIt all looks great,โ I assure her. โI mean it. Thanks again for everything you did. I couldnโt have decorated it more perfectly myself.โ
Mom literally chose it all: the paint swatches, the artwork for the walls. The random shit I probably wouldnโt have even thought about, like dish racks and coat hangers.
โOf course,โ she says. โAnything for my kid. Have youโMaryanne! No! Give me that baking soda!โ Her voice grows muffled as she reprimands my little sister. Then sheโs back, and I hear her clearly again. โSorry. Your sister is driving me up the wall. Sheโs trying to build a modified bottle rocket.โ
โIโm sorry, what?โ
โThey learned how to make mini bottle rockets at camp last week and she found a way to modify it so itโs more powerful.โ Mom curses under her breath. โThis is what we get for sending her to space camp.โ
โI thought she was doing geology camp.โ โNo, thatโs in August.โ
Only my little sister would be attending not one but two science camps in the span of a summer. Luckily, this doesnโt make her a nerd because sheโs legitimately the coolest ten-year-old Iโve ever met in my life. Maryanne is awesome. So are my parents, for that matter. Weโve always been super tight. โAnyway, what else did I want to ask you?โ she says thoughtfully. โOh right. The three other condos in Red Birch. What about your neighbors?
Have you met any of them?โ
โJust one. She was outside her apartment buck naked when we got here.โ โWhat? Youโre joking?โ Mom gasps.
โNope. She was chasing after a cat and dropped her towel. Best accident Iโve ever witnessed.โ
โDonโt be gross, Shane.โ
I laugh to myself. โSorry. Anyway, donโt worry. She hates my guts, so weโre all good.โ
โWhat? That isnโt good at all. Why doesnโt she like you?โ
โOh, I know her from Briarโsheโs a friend of a friend. Itโs fine. I donโt consider her a real neighbor. Iโm sure the other ones are awesome and not at all obnoxious.โ
We chat for a bit longer, and I make plans to come home to Vermont at the end of the week for a couple days. After I end the call, I wonder who else might be in town this week. If any old high school friends are visiting for the summer andโ
Is this what weโre doing now? a voice in my head mocks.ย Lying to ourselves?
Oh fuck. Fine. I wonder if Lynsey will be there. And I know I shouldnโt wonder. Or care. Because we broke up a little over a year ago, and thatโs a fuckinโ long time to still be thinking about someone.
Fortunately, my phone buzzes with an incoming text before I can dwell on how pathetic I am for still being hung up on my ex-girlfriend.
CRYSTAL:
Are you all moved in?
I ran into her in town earlier when the boys and I grabbed coffee from Starbucks before heading over here. Sheโs cute. Dark, shiny hair. Great smile. Even greater rack. We exchanged numbers while standing in line, much to the amusement of Beckett and Will.
Since I need to redirect my brain ASAP, I waste no time composing a response to Crystal. The last thing I want to do tonight is sit here obsessing over my ex. Iโm better than that. And hornier.
ME:
Wanna chill tonight?
CRYSTAL:
Yeah, I could hang. I donโt have cheer camp tomorrow.
I guess I should also mention that Crystal is a cheerleader at Briar. Yup.
Another one of Dianaโs teammates.
Look at me, breaking all the Dixon rules.
ME:
Iโll text you the address.