ME VISIT THE DEMON DUDE RANCH
We finally stopped in a room full of waterfalls. The floor was one big pit, ringed by a slippery stone walkway. Around us, on all four walls, water tumbled from huge pipes. The water spilled down into the pit, and even when I shined a light, I couldnโt see the bottom.
Briares slumped against the wall. He scooped up water in a dozen hands and washed his face. โThis pit goes straight to Tartarus,โ he murmured. โI should jump in and save you trouble.โ
โDonโt talk that way,โ Annabeth told him. โYou can come back to camp with us. You can help us prepare. You know more about fighting Titans than anybody.โ
โI have nothing to offer,โ Briares said. โI have lost everything.โ โWhat about your brothers?โ Tyson asked. โThe other two must still
stand tall as mountains! We can take you to them.โ
Briaresโs expression morphed to something even sadder: his grieving face. โThey are no more. They faded.โ
The waterfalls thundered. Tyson stared into the pit and blinked tears out of his eye.
โWhat exactly do you mean,ย they faded?โ I asked. โI thought monsters were immortal, like the gods.โ
โPercy,โ Grover said weakly, โeven immortality has limits.
Sometimesโฆsometimes monsters get forgotten and they lose their will to stay immortal.โ
Looking at Groverโs face, I wondered if he was thinking of Pan. I remembered something Medusa had told us once: how her sisters, the other two gorgons, had passed on and left her alone. Then last year Apollo said something about the old god Helios disappearing and leaving him with the duties of the sun god. Iโd never thought about it too much, but
now, looking at Briares, I realized how terrible it would be to be so oldโ thousands and thousands of years oldโ and totally alone.
โI must go,โ Briares said.
โKronosโs army will invade camp,โ Tyson said. โWe need help.โ Briares hung his head. โI cannot, Cyclops.โ
โYou are strong.โ
โNot anymore.โ Briares rose.
โHey.โ I grabbed one of his arms and pulled him aside, where the roar of the water would hide our words. โBriares, we need you. In case you havenโt noticed, Tyson believes in you. He risked his life for you.โ
I told him about everythingโLukeโs invasion plan, the Labyrinth entrance at camp, Daedalusโs workshop, Kronosโs golden coffin.
Briares just shook his head. โI cannot, demigod. I do not have a finger gun to win this game.โ To prove his point, he made one hundred finger guns.
โMaybe thatโs why monsters fade,โ I said. โMaybe itโs not about what the mortals believe. Maybe itโs becauseย youย give up on yourself.โ
His pure brown eyes regarded me. His face morphed into an expression I recognizedโshame. Then he turned and trudged off down the corridor until he was lost in the shadows.
Tyson sobbed.
โItโs okay.โ Grover hesitantly patted his shoulder, which mustโve taken all his courage.
Tyson sneezed. โIt is not okay, goat boy. He was my hero.โ
I wanted to make him feel better, but I wasnโt sure what to say. Finally, Annabeth stood and shouldered her backpack. โCome on,
guys. This pit is making me nervous. Letโs find a better place to camp for
the night.โ
We settled in a corridor made of huge marble blocks. It looked like it couldโve been part of a Greek tomb, with bronze torch holders fastened to the walls. It had to be an older part of the maze, and Annabeth decided this was a good sign.
โWe must be close to Daedalusโs workshop,โ she said. โGet some rest, everybody. Weโll keep going in the morning.โ
โHow do we know when itโs morning?โ Grover asked. โJust rest,โ she insisted.
Grover didnโt need to be told twice. He pulled a heap of straw out of his pack, ate some of it, made a pillow out of the rest, and was snoring in no time. Tyson took longer getting to sleep. He tinkered with some metal scraps from his building kit for a while, but whatever he was making, he wasnโt happy with it. He kept disassembling the pieces.
โIโm sorry I lost the shield,โ I told him. โYou worked so hard to repair it.โ
Tyson looked up. His eye was bloodshot from crying. โDo not worry, brother. You saved me. You wouldnโt have had to if Briares had helped.โ
โHe was just scared,โ I said. โIโm sure heโll get over it.โ
โHe is not strong,โ Tyson said. โHe is not important anymore.โ
He heaved a big sad sigh, then closed his eye. The metal pieces fell out of his hand, still unassembled, and Tyson began to snore.
I tried to fall asleep myself, but I couldnโt. Something about getting chased by a large dragon lady with poison swords made it real hard to relax. I picked up my bedroll and dragged it over to where Annabeth was sitting, keeping watch.
I sat down next to her.
โYou should sleep,โ she said. โCanโt. You doing all right?โ
โSure. First day leading the quest. Just great.โ
โWeโll get there,โ I said. โWeโll find the workshop before Luke does.โ
She brushed her hair out of her face. She had a smudge of dirt on her chin, and I imagined what she mustโve looked like when she was little, wandering around the country with Thalia and Luke. Once sheโd saved them from the mansion of the evil Cyclops when she was only seven.
Even when she looked scared, like now, I knew she had a lot of guts.
โI just wish the quest wasย logical,โ she complained. โI mean, weโre traveling but we have no idea where weโll end up. How can you walk from
New York to California in a day?โ โSpace isnโt the same in the maze.โ
โI know, I know. Itโs justโฆโ She looked at me hesitantly. โPercy, I was kidding myself. All that planning and reading, I donโt have a clue where weโre going.โ
โYouโre doing great. Besides, weย neverย know what weโre doing. It always works out. Remember Circeโs island?โ
She snorted. โYou made a cute guinea pig.โ
โAnd Waterland, how you got us thrown off that ride?โ โIย got us thrown off ? That was totally your fault!โ โSee? Itโll be fine.โ
She smiled, which I was glad to see, but the smile faded quickly. โPercy, what did Hera mean when she said you knew the way to get
through the maze?โ
โI donโt know,โ I admitted. โHonestly.โ โYouโd tell me if you did?โ
โSure. Maybeโฆโ โMaybe what?โ
โMaybe if you told me the last line of the prophecy, it would help.โ Annabeth shivered. โNot here. Not in the dark.โ
โWhat about the choice Janus mentioned? Hera saidโโ
โStop,โ Annabeth snapped. Then she took a shaky breath. โIโm sorry, Percy. Iโm just stressed. But I donโtโฆIโve got to think about it.โ
We sat in silence, listening to strange creaks and groans in the maze, the echo of stones grinding together as tunnels changed, grew, and expanded. The dark made me think about the visions Iโd seen of Nico di Angelo, and suddenly I realized something.
โNico is down here somewhere,โ I said. โThatโs how he disappeared from camp. He found the Labyrinth. Then he found a path that led down even fartherโto the Underworld. But now heโs back in the maze. Heโs coming after me.โ
Annabeth was quiet for a long time. โPercy, I hope youโre wrong. But if youโre rightโฆโ She stared at the flashlight beam, casting a dim circle on
the stone wall. I had a feeling she was thinking about her prophecy. Iโd never seen her look more tired.
โHow about I take first watch?โ I said. โIโll wake you if anything happens.โ
Annabeth looked like she wanted to protest, but she just nodded, slumped onto her bedroll, and closed her eyes.
When it was my turn to sleep, I dreamed I was back in the old manโs Labyrinth prison.
It looked more like a workshop now. Tables were littered with measuring instruments. A forge burned red hot in the corner. The boy Iโd seen in the last dream was stoking the bellows, except he was taller now, almost my age. A weird funnel device was attached to the forgeโs chimney, trapping the smoke and heat and channeling it through a pipe into the floor, next to a big bronze manhole cover.
It was daytime. The sky above was blue, but the walls of the maze cast deep shadows across the workshop. After being in tunnels so long, I found it weird that part of the Labyrinth could be open to the sky.
Somehow that made the maze seem like an even crueler place.
The old man looked sickly. He was terribly thin, his hands raw and red from working. White hair covered his eyes, and his tunic was smudged with grease. He was bent over a table, working on some kind of long metal patch-workโlike a swath of chain mail. He picked up a delicate curl of bronze and fitted it into place.
โDone,โ he announced. โItโs done.โ
He picked up his project. It was so beautiful, my heart leapedโmetal wings constructed from thousands of interlocking bronze feathers. There were two sets. One still lay on the table. Daedalus stretched the frame, and the wings expanded to twenty feet. Part of me knew it could never fly. It was too heavy, and thereโd be no way to get off the ground. But the craftsmanship was amazing. Metal feathers caught the light and flashed thirty different shades of gold.
The boy left the bellows and ran over to see. He grinned, despite the fact that he was grimy and sweaty. โFather, youโre a genius!โ
The old man smiled. โTell me something I donโt know, Icarus. Now hurry. It will take at least an hour to attach them. Come.โ
โYou first,โ Icarus said.
The old man protested, but Icarus insisted. โYou made them, Father.
You should get the honor of wearing them first.โ
The boy attached a leather harness to his fatherโs chest, like climbing gear, with straps that ran from his shoulders to his wrists. Then he began fastening on the wings, using a metal canister that looked like an enormous hot-glue gun.
โThe wax compound should hold for several hours,โ Daedalus said nervously as his son worked. โBut we must let it set first. And we would do well to avoid flying too high or too low. The sea would wet the wax sealsโโ
โAnd the sunโs heat would loosen them,โ the boy finished. โYes, Father. Weโve been through this a million times!โ
โOne cannot be too careful.โ
โI have complete faith in your inventions, Father! No one has ever been as smart as you.โ
The old manโs eyes shone. It was obvious he loved his son more than anything in the world. โNow I will do your wings, and give mine a chance to set properly. Come!โ
It was slow going. The old manโs hands fumbled with the straps. He had a hard time keeping the wings in position while he sealed them. His own metal wings seemed to weigh him down, getting in his way while he tried to work.
โToo slow,โ the old man muttered. โI am too slow.โ
โTake your time, Father,โ the boy said. โThe guards arenโt due until
โโ
BOOM!
The workshop doors shuddered. Daedalus had barred them from the
inside with a wooden brace, but still they shook on their hinges. โHurry!โ Icarus said.
BOOM! BOOM!
Something heavy was slamming into the doors. The brace held, but a crack appeared in the left door.
Daedalus worked furiously. A drop of hot wax spilled onto Icarusโs shoulder. The boy winced but did not cry out. When his left wing was sealed to the straps, Daedalus began working on the right.
โWe must have more time,โ Daedalus murmured. โThey are too early! We need more time for the seal to hold.โ
โItโll be fine,โ Icarus said, as his father finished the right wing. โHelp me with the manholeโโ
CRASH!ย The doors splintered and the head of a bronze battering ram emerged through the breach. Axes cleared the debris, and two armed guards entered the room, followed by the king with the golden crown and the spear-shaped beard.
โWell, well,โ the king said with a cruel smile. โGoing somewhere?โ
Daedalus and his son froze, their metal wings glimmering on their backs.
โWeโre leaving, Minos,โ the old man said.
King Minos chuckled. โI was curious to see how far youโd get on this little project before I dashed your hopes. I must say Iโm impressed.โ
The king admired their wings. โYou look like metal chickens,โ he decided. โPerhaps we should pluck you and make a soup.โ
The guards laughed stupidly.
โMetal chickens,โ one repeated. โSoup.โ
โShut up,โ the king said. Then he turned again to Daedalus. โYou let my daughter escape, old man. You drove my wife to madness. You killed my monster and made me the laughingstock of the Mediterranean. You will never escape me!โ
Icarus grabbed the wax gun and sprayed it at the king, who stepped back in surprise. The guards rushed forward, but each got a stream of hot wax in his face.
โThe vent!โ Icarus yelled to his father. โGet them!โ King Minos raged.
Together, the old man and his son pried open the manhole cover, and a column of hot air blasted out of the ground. The king watched, incredulous, as the inventor and son shot into the sky on their bronze wings, carried by the updraft.
โShoot them!โ the king yelled, but his guards had brought no bows.
One threw his sword in desperation, but Daedalus and Icarus were already out of reach. They wheeled above the maze and the kingโs palace, then zoomed across the city of Knossos and out past the rocky shores of Crete.
Icarus laughed. โFree, Father! You did it.โ
The boy spread his wings to their full limit and soared away on the wind.
โWait!โ Daedalus called. โBe careful!โ
But Icarus was already out over the open sea, heading north and delighting in their good luck. He soared up and scared an eagle out of its flight path, then plummeted toward the sea like he was born to fly, pulling out of a nosedive at the last second. His sandals skimmed the waves.
โStop that!โ Daedalus called. But the wind carried his voice away.
His son was drunk on his own freedom.
The old man struggled to catch up, gliding clumsily after his son.
They were miles from Crete, over deep sea, when Icarus looked back and saw his fatherโs worried expression.
Icarus smiled. โDonโt worry, Father! Youโre a genius! I trust your handiworkโโ
The first metal feather shook loose from his wings and fluttered away. Then another. Icarus wobbled in midair. Suddenly he was shedding bronze feathers, which twirled away from him like a flock of frightened birds.
โIcarus!โ his father cried. โGlide! Extend the wings. Stay as still as possible!โ
But Icarus flapped his arms, desperately trying to reassert control. The left wing went firstโripping away from the straps.
โFather!โ Icarus cried. And then he fell, the wings stripped away until he was just a boy in a climbing harness and a white tunic, his arms extended in a useless attempt to glide.
I woke with a start, feeling like I was falling. The corridor was dark.
In the constant moaning of the Labyrinth, I thought I could hear the anguished cry of Daedalus calling his sonโs name, as Icarus, his only joy, plummeted toward the sea, three hundred feet below.
There was no morning in the maze, but once everyone woke up and had a fabulous breakfast of granola bars and juice boxes, we kept traveling. I didnโt mention my dream. Something about it had really freaked me out, and I didnโt think the others needed to know that.
The old stone tunnels changed to dirt with cedar beams, like a gold mine or something. Annabeth started getting agitated.
โThis isnโt right,โ she said. โIt should still be stone.โ
We came to a cave where stalactites hung low from the ceiling. In the center of the dirt floor was a rectangular pit, like a grave.
Grover shivered. โIt smells like the Underworld in here.โ
Then I saw something glinting at the edge of the pitโ a foil wrapper.
I shined my flashlight into the hole and saw a half-chewed cheeseburger floating in brown carbonated muck.
โNico,โ I said. โHe was summoning the dead again.โ Tyson whimpered. โGhosts were here. I donโt like ghosts.โ
โWeโve got to find him.โ I donโt know why, but standing at the edge of that pit gave me a sense of urgency. Nico was close. I could feel it. I couldnโt let him wander around down here, alone except for the dead. I started to run.
โPercy!โ Annabeth called.
I ducked into a tunnel and saw light up ahead. By the time Annabeth, Tyson, and Grover caught up with me, I was staring at daylight streaming through a set of bars above my head. We were under a steel grate made out of metal pipes. I could see trees and blue sky.
โWhere are we?โ I wondered.
Then a shadow fell across the grate and a cow stared down at me. It looked like a normal cow except it was a weird colorโbright red, like a cherry. I didnโt know cows came in that color.
The cow mooed, put one hoof tentatively on the bars, then backed away.
โItโs a cattle guard,โ Grover said. โA what?โ I asked.
โThey put them at the gates of ranches so cows canโt get out. They canโt walk on them.โ
โHow do you know that?โ
Grover huffed indignantly. โBelieve me, ifย youย had hooves, youโd know about cattle guards. Theyโre annoying!โ
I turned to Annabeth. โDidnโt Hera say something about a ranch? We need to check it out. Nico might be up there.โ
She hesitated. โAll right. But how do we get out?โ
Tyson solved that problem by hitting the cattle guard with both hands. It popped off and went flying out of sight. We heard aย CLANG!ย and a startledย Moo!ย Tyson blushed.
โSorry, cow!โ he called.
Then he gave us a boost out of the tunnel.
We were on a ranch, all right. Rolling hills stretched to the horizon, dotted with oak trees and cactuses and boulders. A barbed wire fence ran from the gate in either direction. Cherry-colored cows roamed around, grazing on clumps of grass.
โRed cattle,โ Annabeth said. โThe cattle of the sun.โ โWhat?โ I asked.
โTheyโre sacred to Apollo.โ โHoly cows?โ
โExactly. But what are they doingโโ โWait,โ Grover said. โListen.โ
At first everything seemed quietโฆbut then I heard it: the distant baying of dogs. The sound got louder. Then the underbrush rustled, and two dogs broke through. Except it wasnโt two dogs. It wasย oneย dog with two heads. It looked like a greyhound, long and snaky and sleek brown, but its neck Vโd into two heads, both of them snapping and snarling and generally not very glad to see us.
โBad Janus dog!โ Tyson cried.
โArf!โย Grover told it, and raised a hand in greeting.
The two-headed dog bared its teeth. I guess it wasnโt impressed that Grover could speak animal. Then its master lumbered out of the woods, and I realized the dog was the least of our problems.
He was a huge guy with stark white hair, a straw cowboy hat, and a braided white beardโkind of like Father Time, if Father Time went redneck and got totally jacked. He was wearing jeans, a DONโT MESS WITH TEXAS T-shirt, and a denim jacket with the sleeves ripped off so you could see his muscles. On his right bicep was a crossed-swords tattoo. He held a wooden club about the size of a nuclear warhead, with six-inch spikes bristling at the business end.
โHeel, Orthus,โ he told the dog.
The dog growled at us once more, just to make his feelings clear, then circled back to his masterโs feet. The man looked us up and down, keeping his club ready.
โWhatโve we got here?โ he asked. โCattle rustlers?โ โJust travelers,โ Annabeth said. โWeโre on a quest.โ The manโs eye twitched. โHalf-bloods, eh?โ
I started to say, โHow did you knowโโ
Annabeth put her hand on my arm. โIโm Annabeth, daughter of Athena. This is Percy, son of Poseidon. Grover the satyr. Tyson theโโ
โCyclops,โ the man finished. โYes, I can see that.โ He glowered at me. โAnd I know half-bloods because Iย amย one, sonny. Iโm Eurytion, the cowherd for this here ranch. Son of Ares. You came through the Labyrinth like the other one, I reckon.โ
โThe other one?โ I asked. โYou mean Nico di Angelo?โ
โWe get a load of visitors from the Labyrinth,โ Eurytion said darkly. โNot many ever leave.โ
โWow,โ I said. โI feel welcome.โ
The cowherd glanced behind him like someone was watching. Then he lowered his voice. โIโm only going to say this once, demigods. Get back in the maze now. Before itโs too late.โ
โWeโre not leaving,โ Annabeth insisted. โNot until we see this other demigod. Please.โ
Eurytion grunted. โThen you leave me no choice, missy. Iโve got to take you to see the boss.โ
I didnโt feel like we were hostages or anything. Eurytion walked alongside us with his club across his shoulder. Orthus the two-headed dog
growled a lot and sniffed at Groverโs legs and shot into the bushes once in a while to chase animals, but Eurytion kept him more or less under control.
We walked down a dirt path that seemed to go on forever. It mustโve been close to a hundred degrees, which was a shock after San Francisco. Heat shimmered off the ground. Insects buzzed in the trees. Before weโd gone very far, I was sweating like crazy. Flies swarmed us. Every so often weโd see a pen full of red cows or even stranger animals. Once we passed a corral where the fence was coated in asbestos. Inside, a herd of fire- breathing horses milled around. The hay in their feeding trough was on fire. The ground smoked around their feet, but the horses seemed tame enough. One big stallion looked at me and whinnied, columns of red flame billowing out his nostrils. I wondered if it hurt his sinuses.
โWhat areย theyย for?โ I asked.
Eurytion scowled. โWe raise animals for lots of clients. Apollo, Diomedes, andโฆothers.โ
โLike who?โ
โNo more questions.โ
Finally we came out of the woods. Perched on a hill above us was a big ranch houseโall white stone and wood and big windows.
โIt looks like a Frank Lloyd Wright!โ Annabeth said.
I guess she was talking about some architectural thing. To me it just looked like the kind of place where a few demigods could get into serious trouble. We hiked up the hill.
โDonโt break the rules,โ Eurytion warned as we walked up the steps to the front porch. โNo fighting. No drawing weapons. And donโt make any comments about the bossโs appearance.โ
โWhy?โ I asked. โWhat does he look like?โ
Before Eurytion could reply, a new voice said, โWelcome to the Triple G Ranch.โ
The man on the porch had a normal head, which was a relief. His face was weathered and brown from years in the sun. He had slick black hair and a black pencil moustache like villains have in old movies. He smiled
at us, but the smile wasnโt friendly; more amused, likeย Oh boy, more people to torture!
I didnโt ponder that very long, though, because then I noticed his bodyโฆor bodies. He had three of them. Now, youโd think I wouldโve gotten used to weird anatomy after Janus and Briares, but this guy was three complete people. His neck connected to the middle chest like normal, but he had two more chests, one to either side, connected at the shoulders, with a few inches in between. His left arm grew out of his left chest, and the same on the right, so he had two arms, but four armpits, if that makes any sense. The chests all connected into one enormous torso, with two regular but very beefy legs, and he wore the most oversized pair of Levis Iโd ever seen. His chests each wore a different color Western shirt
โgreen, yellow, red, like a stoplight. I wondered how he dressed the middle chest, since it had no arms.
The cowherd Eurytion nudged me. โSay hello to Mr. Geryon.โ โHi,โ I said. โNice chestsโuh, ranch! Nice ranch you have.โ
Before the three-bodied man could respond, Nico di Angelo came out of the glass doors onto the porch. โGeryon, I wonโt wait forโโ
He froze when he saw us. Then he drew his sword. The blade was just like Iโd seen in my dream: short, sharp, and dark as midnight.
Geryon snarled when he saw it. โPut that away, Mr. di Angelo. I ainโt gonna have my guests killinโ each other.โ
โBut thatโsโโ
โPercy Jackson,โ Geryon supplied. โAnnabeth Chase. And a couple of their monster friends. Yes, I know.โ
โMonster friends?โ Grover said indignantly.
โThat man is wearing three shirts,โ Tyson said, like he was just realizing this.
โThey let my sister die!โ Nicoโs voice trembled with rage. โTheyโre here to kill me!โ
โNico, weโre not here to kill you.โ I raised my hands. โWhat happened to Bianca wasโโ
โDonโt speak her name! Youโre not worthy to even talk about her!โ
โWait a minute.โ Annabeth pointed at Geryon. โHow do you know our names?โ
The three-bodied man winked. โI make it my business to keep informed, darlinโ. Everybody pops into the ranch from time to time. Everyone needs something from ole Geryon. Now, Mr. di Angelo, put that ugly sword away before I have Eurytion take it from you.โ
Eurytion sighed, but he hefted his spiked club. At his feet, Orthus growled.
Nico hesitated. He looked thinner and paler than he had in the Iris- messages. I wondered if heโd eaten in the last week. His black clothes were dusty from traveling in the Labyrinth, and his dark eyes were full of hate. He was too young to look so angry. I still remembered him as the cheerful little kid who played with Mythomagic cards.
Reluctantly, he sheathed his sword. โIf you come near me, Percy, Iโll summon help. You donโt want to meet my helpers, I promise.โ
โI believe you,โ I said.
Geryon patted Nicoโs shoulder. โThere, weโve all made nice. Now come along, folks. I want to give you a tour of the ranch.โ
Geryon had a trolley thingโlike one of those kiddie trains that take you around zoos. It was painted black and white in a cowhide pattern. The driverโs car had a set of longhorns stuck to the hood, and the horn sounded like a cowbell. I figured maybe this was how he tortured people. He embarrassed them to death riding around in the moo-mobile.
Nico sat in the very back, probably so he could keep an eye on us.
Eurytion crawled in next to him with his spiked club and pulled his cowboy hat over his eyes like he was going to take a nap. Orthus jumped in the front seat next to Geryon and began barking happily in two-part harmony.
Annabeth, Tyson, Grover, and I took the middle two cars.
โWe have a huge operation!โ Geryon boasted as the moo-mobile lurched forward. โHorses and cattle mostly, but all sorts of exotic varieties, too.โ
We came over a hill, and Annabeth gasped. โHippalektryons? I thought they were extinct!โ
At the bottom of the hill was a fenced-in pasture with a dozen of the weirdest animals Iโd ever seen. Each had the front half of a horse and the back half of a rooster. Their rear feet were huge yellow claws. They had feathery tails and red wings. As I watched, two of them got in a fight over a pile of seed. They reared up on their back legs and whinnied and flapped their wings at each other until the smaller one galloped away, its rear bird legs putting a little hop in its step.
โRooster ponies,โ Tyson said in amazement. โDo they lay eggs?โ โOnce a year!โ Geryon grinned in the rearview mirror. โVery much in
demand for omelettes!โ
โThatโs horrible!โ Annabeth said. โThey must be an endangered species!โ
Geryon waved his hand. โGold is gold, darling. And you havenโt tasted the omelettes.โ
โThatโs not right,โ Grover murmured, but Geryon just kept narrating the tour.
โNow, over here,โ he said, โwe have our fire-breathing horses, which you may have seen on your way in. Theyโre bred for war, naturally.โ
โWhat war?โ I asked.
Geryon grinned slyly. โOh, whichever one comes along. And over yonder, of course, are our prize red cows.โ
Sure enough, hundreds of the cherry-colored cattle were grazing the side of a hill.
โSo many,โ Grover said.
โYes, well, Apollo is too busy to see to them,โ Geryon explained, โso he subcontracts to us. We breed them vigorously because thereโs such a demand.โ
โFor what?โ I asked.
Geryon raised an eyebrow. โMeat, of course! Armies have to eat.โ โYou kill the sacred cows of the sun god for hamburger meat?โ
Grover said. โThatโs against the ancient laws!โ
โOh, donโt get so worked up, satyr. Theyโre just animals.โ โJust animals!โ
โYes, and if Apollo cared, Iโm sure he would tell us.โ โIf he knew,โ I muttered.
Nico sat forward. โI donโt care about any of this, Geryon. We had business to discuss, and this wasnโt it!โ
โAll in good time, Mr. di Angelo. Look over here; some of my exotic game.โ
The next field was ringed in barbed wire. The whole area was crawling with giant scorpions.
โTriple G Ranch,โ I said, suddenly remembering. โYour mark was on the crates at camp. Quintus got his scorpions from you.โ
โQuintusโฆโ Geryon mused. โShort gray hair, muscular, swordsman?โ
โYeah.โ
โNever heard of him,โ Geryon said. โNow, over here are my prize stables! You must see them.โ
I didnโt need to see them, because as soon as we got within three hundred yards I started to smell them. Near the banks of a green river was a horse corral the size of a football field. Stables lined one side of it. About a hundred horses were milling around in the muckโand when I say muck, I mean horse poop. It was the most disgusting thing Iโd ever seen, like a poop blizzard had come through and dumped four feet of the stuff overnight. The horses were really gross from wading through it, and the stables were just as bad. It reeked like you would not believeโworse than the garbage boats on the East River.
Even Nico gagged. โWhatย isย that?โ
โMy stables!โ Geryon said. โWell, actually they belong to Aegeas, but we watch over them for a small monthly fee. Arenโt they lovely?โ
โTheyโre disgusting!โ Annabeth said. โLots of poop,โ Tyson observed.
โHow can you keep animals like that?โ Grover cried.
โYโall gettinโ on my nerves,โ Geryon said. โThese are flesh-eating horses, see? They like these conditions.โ
โPlus, youโre too cheap to have them cleaned,โ Eurytion mumbled from under his hat.
โQuiet!โ Geryon snapped. โAll right, perhaps the stables are a bit challenging to clean. Perhaps they do make me nauseous when the wind blows the wrong way. But so what? My clients still pay me well.โ
โWhat clients?โ I demanded.
โOh, youโd be surprised how many people will pay for a flesh-eating horse. They make great garbage disposals. Wonderful way to terrify your enemies. Great at birthday parties! We rent them out all the time.โ
โYouโre a monster,โ Annabeth decided.
Geryon stopped the moo-mobile and turned to look at her. โWhat gave it away? Was it the three bodies?โ
โYou have to let these animals go,โ Grover said. โItโs not right!โ โAnd the clients you keep talking about,โ Annabeth said. โYou work
for Kronos, donโt you? Youโre supplying his army with horses, food,
whatever they need.โ
Geryon shrugged, which was very weird since he had three sets of shoulders. It looked like he was doing the wave all by himself. โI work for anyone with gold, young lady. Iโm a businessman. And I sell them anything I have to offer.โ
He climbed out of the moo-mobile and strolled toward the stables as if enjoying the fresh air. It wouldโve been a nice view, with the river and the trees and hills and all, except for the quagmire of horse muck.
Nico got out of the back car and stormed over to Geryon. The cowherd Eurytion wasnโt as sleepy as he looked. He hefted his club and walked after Nico.
โI came here for business, Geryon,โ Nico said. โAnd you havenโt answered me.โ
โMmm.โ Geryon examined a cactus. His left arm reached over and scratched his middle chest. โYes, youโll get a deal, all right.โ
โMy ghost told me you could help. He said you could guide us to the soul we need.โ
โWait a second,โ I said. โI thoughtย Iย was the soul you wanted.โ Nico looked at me like I was crazy. โYou? Why would I want you?
Biancaโs soul is worth a thousand of yours! Now, can you help me,
Geryon, or not?โ
โOh, I imagine I could,โ the rancher said. โYour ghost friend, by the way, where is he?โ
Nico looked uneasy. โHe canโt form in broad daylight. Itโs hard for him. But heโs around somewhere.โ
Geryon smiled. โIโm sure. Minos likes to disappear when things getโฆdifficult.โ
โMinos?โย I remembered the man Iโd seen in my dreams, with the golden crown, the pointed beard, and the cruel eyes. โYou mean that evil king?ย Thatโsย the ghost whoโs been giving you advice?โ
โItโs none of your business, Percy!โ Nico turned back to Geryon. โAnd what do you mean about things getting difficult?โ
The three-bodied man sighed. โWell you see, Nicoโ can I call you Nico?โ
โNo.โ
โYou see, Nico, Luke Castellan is offering very good money for half- bloods. Especially powerful half-bloods. And Iโm sure when he learns your little secret, who you really are, heโll pay very, very well indeed.โ
Nico drew his sword, but Eurytion knocked it out of his hand. Before I could get up, Orthus pounced on my chest and growled, his faces an inch away from mine.
โI would stay in the car, all of you,โ Geryon warned. โOr Orthus will tear Mr. Jacksonโs throat out. Now, Eurytion, if would be so kind, secure Nico.โ
The cowherd spit into the grass. โDo I have to?โ โYes, you fool!โ
Eurytion looked bored, but he wrapped one huge arm around Nico and lifted him up like a wrestler.
โPick up the sword, too,โ Geryon said with distaste. โThereโs nothing I hate worse than Stygian iron.โ
Eurytion picked up the sword, careful not to touch the blade.
โNow,โ Geryon said cheerfully, โweโve had the tour. Letโs go back to the lodge, have some lunch, and send an Iris-message to our friends in the Titan army.โ
โYou fiend!โ Annabeth cried.
Geryon smiled at her. โDonโt worry, my dear. Once Iโve delivered Mr. di Angelo, you and your party can go. I donโt interfere with quests.
Besides, Iโve been paid well to give you safe passage, which does not, Iโm afraid, include Mr. di Angelo.โ
โPaid by whom?โ Annabeth said. โWhat do you mean?โ โNever you mind, darlinโ. Letโs be off, shall we?โ
โWait!โ I said, and Orthus growled. I stayed perfectly still so he wouldnโt tear my throat out. โGeryon, you said youโre a businessman. Make me a deal.โ
Geryon narrowed his eyes. โWhat sort of deal? Do you have gold?โ โIโve got something better. Barter.โ
โBut Mr. Jackson, youโve got nothing.โ
โYou could have him clean the stables,โ Eurytion suggested innocently.
โIโll do it!โ I said. โIf I fail, you get all of us. Trade us all to Luke for gold.โ
โAssuming the horses donโt eat you,โ Geryon observed.
โEither way, you get my friends,โ I said. โBut if I succeed, youโve got to let all of us go, including Nico.โ
โNo!โ Nico screamed. โDonโt do me any favors, Percy. I donโt want your help!โ
Geryon chuckled. โPercy Jackson, those stables havenโt been cleaned in a thousand yearsโฆthough itโs true I might be able to sell more stable space if all that poop was cleared away.โ
โSo what have you got to lose?โ
The rancher hesitated. โAll right, Iโll accept your offer, but you have to get it done by sunset. If you fail, your friends get sold, and I get rich.โ
โDeal.โ
He nodded. โIโm going to take your friends with me, back to the lodge. Weโll wait for you there.โ
Eurytion gave me a funny look. It might have been sympathy. He whistled, and the dog jumped off me and onto Annabethโs lap. She yelped.
I knew Tyson and Grover would never try anything as long as Annabeth was a hostage.
I got out of the car and locked eyes with her.
โI hope you know what youโre doing,โ she said quietly. โI hope so, too.โ
Geryon got behind the driverโs wheel. Eurytion hauled Nico into the backseat.
โSunset,โ Geryon reminded me. โNo later.โ
He laughed at me once more, sounded his cowbell horn, and the moo- mobile rumbled off down the trail.