SEPTEMBER 1ST 2001
JOEY
I WAS BEYOND AGITATED,ย and the worst part was knowing that it had very little to do with the slating we had taken in the first half of our match, and everything to do withย her.
My annoyance didnโt stem from the fact that Molloy had, once again, inserted herself into my life by tagging along to the pitch with me.
Nor did it come from the play-by-play she had given me on the walk over of the day trip that she had taken with Casey earlier this summer, to the Aqua Dome in Tralee.
Yeah, apparently, Molloy deemed me to be a good enough friend of hers to subject me to a detailed account of her misadventure with a rogue tampon string.
Much of the conversation had consisted of the perils of swimming pools, unexpected periods, and skimpy white bikinis, and had left me feeling slightly disturbed and eternally grateful to possess a dick.
The driving force behind my agitation was the fact, when he had arrived at the pitch, she had allowed that piece of shit boyfriend of hers to talk down to her like she was a child.
When we rocked up to the GAA grounds, Ricey had all but shit pebbles.
He didnโt want her anywhere near me. I wouldnโt have blamed him for feeling that wayย hadย he treated her even remotely good enough.
But he didnโt.
He was a sanctimonious prick, that, when he wasnโt speaking over her, was speaking down to her, or abandoning her like she was a suitcase he couldnโt fit in his car, and decided he no longer needed.
Ricey looked at Molloy and saw a pretty face and a smoking body.
And for him, that was enough.
He didnโt care to scratch the surface.
Meanwhile, I knew what she was about, and had her personality pegged to a tee.
His girlfriend was a mischievous, self-assured, free-spirited, good-time girl, with a pure heart and a penchant for trouble.
Her easy-going, playful nature meant that she didnโt take a lot of his jibes to heart, but I did.
I fucking took them to heartย forย her.
Watching her tolerate his less than stellar treatment of her irked the hell out of me.
It evoked feelings in my chest that had no business being there in the first place.
โLynch!โ Eddie snapped, dragging my attention away from the screen of my phone, where I was attempting to play a game of snake to calm myself down and distract myself from the very strong urge I had to lunge across the changing room and pummel Paul the prick.
โShit,โ I grumbled when his interruption caused me to die in my game, and quickly snapped my head up to look at my coach, who was pacing the changing room floor โYeah?โ
โPut the phone away,โ he instructed. โYouโre on my time now. You can text your girlfriend after the match.โ
โGirlfriend.โ I shook my head in confusion. โWhat girlfriend?โ
โThat blonde young one youโre always knocking around with,โ Eddie snapped. โThe one perched on top of the dugouts, driving me half mental with all the cheering. Do me a favor, lad, and leave her at home for the next match. Sheโs a distraction. Texting you and tormenting you when youโre trying to play. You can be doing all the loving you want with her on your own time โย afterย you win this game for me.โ
โOh shit,โ Alec laughed, pressing his fist to his mouth, as he gestured between myself and Ricey with his free hand. โHe thinks sheโs yourโโ
โShut the fuck up,โ Ricey seethed as he flung his helmet across the room at Alec, before rising to his feet and storming out of the room.
The changing room erupted with laughter.
Feeling an immediate shift in my mood, I smirked to myself, thrilled that Eddie had unintentionally riled Paul up, and finding it even more humorous that he thought she was mine.
Sheย isย yours.
โHave I missed something?โ Eddie asked, looking around to each of us. โWhatโs the matter with Rice?โ
โThat smoking hot distraction youโre talking about?โ Alec snickered. โYeah, that would be Riceyโs girlfriend.โ He waggled his brows before adding, โBut donโt worry, Eddie, lad, I reckon Lynchy will be doing plenty ofย lovingย with her in the near future.โ
โJesus Christ, Al,โ I chuckled, as the team laughed and bantered around us. โYou just canโt help yourself, can you?โ
โRight, right. Thatโs enough of that,โ Eddie grumbled, looking embarrassed. โGet your holes out on that pitch and put us in the running for some silverware.โ
Sore and uncomfortable, I slid my helmet back on, grabbed my hurley, and made my way out of the changing room and back onto the pitch.
โWoo! Would you look at the ass on number six!โ a familiar voice called out when I slipped through the metal gate of the fencing that separated the supporters from the field and moved to join the rest of my team.
Sitting on top of our teamโs dugout, inside the fencing where she had no business being, Molloy winked down at me. โNice moves.โ
โNice legs,โ I replied, feeling much more sated now than ten minutes ago.
She beamed down at me from her perch, with her long legs dangling off the edge of the steel roof. โStay out of trouble out there, okay?โ
I nodded slowly. โIโll try my best.โ
โMake sure you do,โ she laughed. โBecause Iโve put an awful lot of effort into saving you, six.โ
A confused laugh escaped me. โWhat does that mean?โ
Molloy winked. โIt means what it means, my friend. Now, go play with your stick and ballโโ
โAoife,โ Ricey snapped, stalking towards her just as the referee blew his whistle. โWhat the hell are you doing?โ
Reluctantly, I jogged back onto the pitch and took up my position as the second half went underway.
I couldnโt concentrate for shit, though.
Not when my gaze kept drifting back to where Ricey, who had been subbed off for the second half, was arguing with Molloy.
โRun, Joey, lad!โ Eddie screamed from the sidelines, when I caught a sweet ball mid-air.
Usually, I didnโt need to be told to do anything.
When I got a sliotar in my hand, I moved on instinct.
Not today, though.
Not as I watched that prick grab Molloyโs arm and drag her off the roof of the dugouts.
She fell onto her knees, and I lost it.
Abandoning the sliotar on the ground, I stalked towards them, ripping my helmet off as I moved, feeling a level of fury that was almost inhuman.
He had his hand clamped around her arm and was trying to pull her towards the gate, shouting something that I was too far away from them to hear.
โJoey!โ Eddie was screaming. โWhat are you doing? Go back!โ
โLynchy!โ
โNumber six, get back on the pitch, or youโre booked.โ
Ignoring them all, I kept moving, not stopping until that bastard was within reach.
Tossing my hurley aside, I caught ahold of the back of his jersey and ripped him away from her.
โWhat are youโโ Ricey began to warn, but was quickly silenced by the fist I implanted in his jaw.
Staggering backwards, he cupped his jaw and tried to steady himself. โWhat the hell is your problem?โ
โYou,โ I roared, chest heaving. โYou putting your hands on her like that.โ
โJesus Christ!โ Ricey roared back at me. โWhen are you going to get it through your head that sheโsย myย girlfriend, asshole, not yours!โ
โDonโt you ever touch her like that again, do ya hear me?โ
โOr what?โ
โOr Iโll put you in a body bag.โ
โOh, fuck off back to the tramp whose legs you came out of, you filthy scumbag.โ
โJoey, no!โ Molloy screamed, hurrying to step in between us, but it was too late.
Because I had well and truly taken leave of my senses.