Colin Bridgerton and Penelope Featherington were seen in conversation at the Smythe-Smith musicale, although no one seems to know what exactly they were discussing. This Author would
venture to guess that their conversation centered upon This Author’s identity, since that was what everyone else seemed to be talking about before, after, and (rather rudely, in This Author’s esteemed opinion) during the performance.
In other news, Honoria Smythe-Smith’s violin was damaged when Lady Danbury accidentally knocked it off a table while waving her cane.
Lady Danbury insisted upon replacing the instrument, but then declared that as it is not her habit to buy anything but the best, Honoria will have a Ruggieri violin, imported from Cremona, Italy.
It is This Author’s understanding that, when one factors in
manufacture and shipping time, along with a lengthy waiting list, it takes six months for a Ruggieri violin to reach our shores.
LADY WHISTLEDOWN’S SOCIETY PAPERS, 16 APRIL 1824
There are moments in a woman’s life when her heart flips in her chest, when the world suddenly seems uncommonly pink and perfect, when a symphony can be heard in the tinkle of a doorbell.
Penelope Featherington had just such a moment two days after the Smythe-Smith musicale.
All it took was a knock on her bedroom door, followed by her butler’s voice, informing her:
“Mr. Colin Bridgerton is here to see you.” Penelope tumbled right off the bed.
Briarly, who had butlered for the Featherington family long enough so that he did not even so much as bat an eyelash at Penelope’s clumsiness, murmured, “Shall I tell him you are not in?”
“No!” Penelope nearly shrieked, stumbling to her feet. “I mean, no,” she added in a more reasonable voice. “But I will require ten minutes to prepare myself.” She glanced in the mirror and winced at her disheveled appearance. “Fifteen.”
“As you wish, Miss Penelope.”
“Oh, and make certain to prepare a tray of food. Mr. Bridgerton is sure to be hungry. He’s always hungry.”
The butler nodded again.
Penelope stood stock-still as Briarly disappeared out the door, then, completely unable to contain herself, danced from foot to foot, emitting a strange squealing sort of noise—one that she was convinced—or at least hoped—had never before crossed her lips.
Then again, she couldn’t remember the last time a gentleman had called upon her, much less the one with whom she’d been desperately in love for almost half of her life.
“Settle down,” she said, spreading her fingers and pressing her flattened palms out in much the same motion she might make if she were trying to
placate a small, unruly crowd. “You must remain calm. Calm,” she repeated, as if that would actually do the trick. “Calm.”
But inside, her heart was dancing.
She took a few deep breaths, walked over to her dressing table, and picked up her hairbrush. It would only take a few minutes to repin her hair; surely Colin wasn’t going to flee if she kept him waiting for a short while. He’d expect her to take a bit of time to ready herself, wouldn’t he?
But still, she found herself fixing her hair in record time, and by the time she stepped through the sitting room door, a mere five minutes had passed since the butler’s announcement.
“That was quick,” Colin said with a quirky grin. He’d been standing by the window, peering out at Mount Street.
“Oh, was it?” Penelope said, hoping that the heat she felt on her skin wasn’t translating into a blush. A woman was supposed to keep a gentleman waiting, although not too long. Still, it made no sense to hold to such silly behavior with Colin, of all people. He would never be interested in her in a romantic fashion, and besides, they were friends.
Friends. It seemed like such an odd concept, and yet that was exactly what they were. They’d always been friendly acquaintances, but since his return from Cyprus, they’d become friends in truth.
It was magical.
Even if he never loved her—and she rather thought he never would— this was better than what they’d had before.
“To what do I owe the pleasure?” she asked, taking a seat on her mother’s slightly faded yellow damask sofa.
Colin sat across from her in a rather uncomfortable straight-backed chair. He leaned forward, resting his hands on his knees, and Penelope knew instantly that something was wrong. It simply wasn’t the pose a
gentleman adopted for a regular social call. He looked too distraught, too intense.
“It’s rather serious,” he said, his face grim.
Penelope nearly rose to her feet. “Has something happened? Is someone ill?”
“No, no, nothing like that.” He paused, let out a long breath, then raked his hand through his already mussed-up hair. “It’s about Eloise.”
“What is it?”
“I don’t know how to say this. I—Do you have anything to eat?”
Penelope was ready to wring his neck. “For heaven’s sake, Colin!” “Sorry,” he muttered. “I haven’t eaten all day.”
“A first, I’m sure,” Penelope said impatiently. “I already told Briarly to fix a tray. Now, will you just tell me what is wrong, or do you plan to wait until I expire of impatience?”
“I think she’s Lady Whistledown,” he blurted out.
Penelope’s mouth fell open. She wasn’t sure what she’d expected him to say, but it wasn’t this.
“Penelope, did you hear me?”
“Eloise?” she asked, even though she knew exactly who he was talking about.
He nodded.
“She can’t be.”
He stood and began to pace, too full of nervous energy to sit still. “Why not?”
“Because…because…” Because why? “Because there is no way she could have done that for ten years without my knowing.”
His expression went from disturbed to disdainful in an instant. “I hardly think you’re privy to everything that Eloise does.”
“Of course not,” Penelope replied, giving him a rather irritated look, “but I can tell you with absolute certainty that there is no way Eloise could keep a secret of that magnitude from me for over ten years. She’s simply not capable of it.”
“Penelope, she’s the nosiest person I know.”
“Well, that much is true,” Penelope agreed. “Except for my mother, I suppose. But that’s hardly enough to convict her.”
Colin stopped his pacing and planted his hands on his hips. “She is always writing things down.”
“Why would you think that?”
He held up his hand, rubbing his thumb briskly against his fingertips. “Inkstains. Constantly.”
“Lots of people use pen and ink.” Penelope motioned broadly at Colin. “You write in journals. I am certain you’ve had your share of ink on your
fingers.”
“Yes, but I don’t disappear when I write in my journals.”
Penelope felt her pulse quicken. “What do you mean?” she asked, her voice growing breathless.
“I mean that she locks herself in her room for hours on end, and it’s after those periods that her fingers are covered with ink.”
Penelope didn’t say anything for an agonizingly long moment. Colin’s “evidence” was damning, indeed, especially when combined with Eloise’s well-known and well-documented penchant for nosiness.
But she wasn’t Lady Whistledown. She couldn’t be. Penelope would bet her life on it.
Finally Penelope just crossed her arms and, in a tone of voice that probably would have been more at home on an exceedingly stubborn six- year-old, said, “It’s not her. It’s not.”
Colin sat back down, looking defeated. “I wish I could share your certainty.”
“Colin, you need to—”
“Where the hell is the food?” he grumbled.
She should have been shocked, but somehow his lack of manners amused her. “I’m sure Briarly will be here shortly.”
He sprawled into a chair. “I’m hungry.”
“Yes,” Penelope said, lips twitching, “I surmised as much.”
He sighed, weary and worried. “If she’s Lady Whistledown, it’ll be a disaster. A pure, unmitigated disaster.”
“It wouldn’t be that bad,” Penelope said carefully. “Not that I think she’s Lady Whistledown, because I don’t! But truly, if she were, would it be so very dreadful? I rather like Lady Whistledown myself.”
“Yes, Penelope,” Colin said rather sharply, “it would be so very dreadful. She’d be ruined.”
“I don’t think she’d be ruined….”
“Of course she’d be ruined. Do you have any idea how many people that woman has insulted over the years?”
“I didn’t realize you hated Lady Whistledown so much,” Penelope said. “I don’t hate her,” Colin said impatiently. “It doesn’t matter if I hate her.
Everyone else hates her.”
“I don’t think that’s true. They all buy her paper.”
“Of course they buy her paper! Everyone buys her bloody paper.” “Colin!”
“Sorry,” he muttered, but it didn’t really sound like he meant it. Penelope nodded her acceptance of his apology.
“Whoever that Lady Whistledown is,” Colin said, shaking his finger at her with such vehemence that she actually lurched backward, “when she is unmasked, she will not be able to show her face in London.”
Penelope delicately cleared her throat. “I didn’t realize you cared so much about the opinions of society.”
“I don’t,” he retorted. “Well, not much, at least. Anyone who tells you they don’t care at all is a liar and a hypocrite.”
Penelope rather thought he was correct, but she was surprised he’d admitted it. It seemed men always liked to pretend that they were wholly self-contained, completely unaffected by the whims and opinions of society.
Colin leaned forward, his green eyes burning with intensity. “This isn’t about me, Penelope, it’s about Eloise. And if she is cast out of society, she will be crushed.” He sat back, but his entire body radiated tension. “Not to mention what it would do to my mother.”
Penelope let out a long breath. “I really think you’re getting upset over nothing,” she said.
“I hope you’re right,” he replied, closing his eyes. He wasn’t sure when he’d started to suspect that his sister might be Lady Whistledown. Probably after Lady Danbury had issued her now famous challenge. Unlike most of London, Colin had never been terribly interested in Lady Whistledown’s
true identity. The column was entertaining, and he certainly read it along with everyone else, but to his mind, Lady Whistledown was simply…Lady Whistledown, and that was all she needed to be.
But Lady Danbury’s dare had started him thinking, and like the rest of the Bridgertons, once he got hold of an idea, he was fundamentally
incapable of letting it go. Somehow it had occurred to him that Eloise had
the perfect temperament and skills to write such a column, and then, before he could convince himself that he was crazy, he’d seen the ink spots on her fingers. Since then he’d gone nearly mad, unable to think about anything but the possibility that Eloise had a secret life.
He didn’t know which irritated him more—that Eloise might be Lady Whistledown, or that she had managed to hide it from him for over a decade.
How galling, to be hoodwinked by one’s sister. He liked to think himself smarter than that.
But he needed to focus on the present. Because if his suspicions were correct, how on earth were they going to deal with the scandal when she was discovered?
And she would be discovered. With all of London lusting after the thousand-pound prize, Lady Whistledown didn’t stand a chance.
“Colin! Colin!”
He opened his eyes, wondering how long Penelope had been calling his name.
“I really think you should stop worrying about Eloise,” she said. “There are hundreds and hundreds of people in London. Lady Whistledown could be any one of them. Heavens, with your eye for detail”—she waggled her
fingers to remind him of Eloise’s ink-stained fingertips—“you could be Lady Whistledown.”
He shot her a rather condescending look. “Except for the small detail of my having been out of the country half the time.”
Penelope chose to ignore his sarcasm. “You’re certainly a good enough writer to carry it off.”
Colin had intended to say something droll and slightly gruff, dismissing her rather weak arguments, but the truth was he was so secretly delighted about her “good writer” compliment that all he could do was sit there with a loopy smile on his face.
“Are you all right?” Penelope asked.
“Perfectly fine,” he replied, snapping to attention and trying to adopt a more sober mien. “Why would you ask?”
“Because you suddenly looked quite ill. Dizzy, actually.”
“I’m fine,” he repeated, probably a little louder than was necessary. “I’m just thinking about the scandal.”
She let out a beleaguered sigh, which irritated him, because he didn’t
see that she had any reason to feel so impatient with him. “What scandal?” she asked.
“The scandal that is going to erupt when she is discovered,” he ground out.
“She’s not Lady Whistledown!” she insisted.
Colin suddenly sat up straight, his eyes alight with a new idea. “Do you know,” he said in a rather intense sort of voice, “but I don’t think it matters if she is Lady Whistledown or not.”
Penelope stared at him blankly for a full three seconds before looking about the room, muttering, “Where’s the food? I must be light-headed.
Haven’t you spent the last ten minutes positively going mad over the possibility that she is?”
As if on cue, Briarly entered the room with a heavily laden tray.
Penelope and Colin watched in silence as the butler laid out the meal. “Would you like me to fix your plates?” he inquired.
“No, that’s quite all right,” Penelope said quickly. “We can manage for ourselves.”
Briarly nodded and, as soon as he’d laid the flatware and filled the two glasses with lemonade, left the room.
“Listen to me,” Colin said, jumping to his feet and moving the door so that it almost rested against the doorframe (but remained technically open, should anyone quibble about proprieties).
“Don’t you want something to eat?” Penelope inquired, holding aloft a plate that she’d filled with various small snacks.
He snatched a piece of cheese, ate it in two rather indelicate bites, then continued, “Even if Eloise isn’t Lady Whistledown—and mind you, I still think she is—it doesn’t matter. Because if I suspect that she’s Lady Whistledown, then surely someone else will as well.”
“Your point being?”
Colin realized that his arms were reaching forward, and he stopped himself before he reached out to shake her shoulders. “It doesn’t matter! Don’t you see? If someone points his finger at her, she’ll be ruined.”
“But not,” Penelope said, appearing to require a great deal of effort to unclench her teeth, “if she’s not Lady Whistledown!”
“How could she prove it?” Colin returned, jumping to his feet. “Once a rumor is started, the damage is done. It develops a life of its own.”
“Colin, you ceased to make sense five minutes ago.”
“No, hear me out.” He whirled to face her, and he was seized by a feeling of such intensity that he couldn’t have ripped his eyes from hers if the house were falling down around them. “Suppose I told everyone that I had seduced you.”
Penelope grew very, very still.
“You would be ruined forever,” he continued, crouching down near the edge of the sofa so that they were more on the same level. “It wouldn’t
matter that we had never even kissed. That, my dear Penelope, is the power of the word.”
She looked oddly frozen. And at the same time flushed. “I…I don’t know what to say,” she stammered.
And then the most bizarre thing happened. He realized that he didn’t know what to say, either. Because he’d forgotten about rumors and the power of the word and all of that rot, and the only thing he could think of was the part about the kissing, and—
And— And—
Good God in heaven, he wanted to kiss Penelope Featherington. Penelope Featherington!
He might as well have said he wanted to kiss his sister.
Except—he stole a glance at her; she looked uncommonly fetching, and he wondered how he hadn’t noticed that earlier that afternoon—she wasn’t his sister.
She definitely wasn’t his sister.
“Colin?” His name was a mere whisper on her lips, her eyes were quite adorably blinking and befuddled, and how was it he’d never noticed what an intriguing shade of brown they were? Almost gold near the pupil. He’d never seen anything like it, and yet it wasn’t as if he hadn’t seen her a hundred times before.
He stood—suddenly, drunkenly. Best if they weren’t quite on the same latitude. Harder to see her eyes from up here.
She stood, too.
Damn it.
“Colin?” she asked, her voice barely audible. “Could I ask you a favor?”
Call it male intuition, call it insanity, but a very insistent voice inside of him was screaming that whatever she wanted had to be a very bad idea.
He was, however, an idiot.
He had to be, because he felt his lips part and then he heard a voice that sounded an awful lot like his own say, “Of course.”
Her lips puckered, and for a moment he thought she was trying to kiss him, but then he realized that she was just bringing them together to form a word.
“Would—”
Just a word. Nothing but a word beginning with W. W always looked like a kiss.
“Would you kiss me?”
