Matchmaking mamas are united in their gleeโColin Bridgerton has returned from Greece!
For those gentle (and ignorant) readers who are new to town this year, Mr. Bridgerton is third in the legendary string of eight Bridgerton siblings (hence the name Colin, beginning with C; he follows Anthony and Benedict, and precedes Daphne, Eloise, Francesca, Gregory, and Hyacinth).
Although Mr. Bridgerton holds no noble title and is unlikely ever to do so (he is seventh in line for the title of Viscount Bridgerton, behind the two sons of the current viscount, his elder brother Benedict, and his three sons) he is still considered one of the prime
catches of the season, due to his fortune, his face, his form, and most of all, his charm. It is difficult, however, to predict whether Mr.
Bridgerton will succumb to matrimonial bliss this season; he is certainly of an age to marry (three-and-thirty), but he has never
shown a decided interest in any lady of proper parentage, and to
make matters even more complicated, he has an appalling tendency to leave London at the drop of a hat, bound for some exotic destination.
LADYย WHISTLEDOWNโSย SOCIETYย PAPERS, 2 APRILย 1824
โLook at this!โ Portia Featherington squealed. โColin Bridgerton is back!โ
Penelope looked up from her needlework. Her mother was clutching the latest edition ofย Lady Whistledownโs Society Papersย the way Penelope might clutch, say, a rope while hanging off a building. โI know,โ she murmured.
Portia frowned. She hated when someoneโanyoneโwas aware of gossip before she was. โHow did you get toย Whistledownย before I did? I told Briarly to set it aside for me and not to let anyone touchโโ
โI didnโt see it inย Whistledown,โ Penelope interrupted, before her mother went off to castigate the poor, beleaguered butler. โFelicity told me. Yesterday afternoon. Hyacinth Bridgerton told her.โ
โYour sister spends a great deal of time over at the Bridgerton household.โ
โAs do I,โ Penelope pointed out, wondering where this was leading.
Portia tapped her finger against the side of her chin, as she always did when she was plotting or scheming. โColin Bridgerton is of an age to be looking for a wife.โ
Penelope managed to blink just before her eyes bugged right out of her head. โColin Bridgerton is not going to marry Felicity!โ
Portia gave a little shrug. โStranger things have happened.โ โNot that Iโve ever seen,โ Penelope muttered.
โAnthony Bridgerton married that Kate Sheffield girl, and she was even less popular thanย you.โ
That wasnโt exactly true; Penelope rather thought theyโd been on equally low rungs of the social ladder. But there seemed little point in
telling this to her mother, who probably thought sheโd complimented her third daughter by saying sheโd not been the least popular girl that season.
Penelope felt her lips tightening. Her motherโs โcomplimentsโ had a habit of landing rather like wasps.
โDo not think I mean to criticize,โ Portia said, suddenly all concern. โIn truth, I am glad for your spinsterhood. I am alone in this world save for my daughters, and itโs comforting to know that one of you shall be able to care for me in my older years.โ
Penelope had a vision of the futureโthe future as described by her motherโand she had a sudden urge to run out and marry the chimney sweep. Sheโd long since resigned herself to a life of eternal spinsterhood, but somehow sheโd always pictured herself off in her own neat little terrace house. Or maybe a snug cottage by the sea.
But lately Portia had been peppering her conversations with references to her old age and how lucky she was that Penelope could care for her.
Never mind that both Prudence and Philippa had married well-heeled men and possessed ample funds to see to their motherโs every comfort. Or that Portia was moderately wealthy in her own right; when her family had settled money on her as a dowry, one-fourth had been set aside for her own personal account.
No, when Portia talked about being โcared for,โ she wasnโt referring to money. What Portia wanted was a slave.
Penelope sighed. She was being overly harsh with her mother, if only in her own mind. She did that too often. Her mother loved her. She knew her mother loved her. And she loved her mother back.
It was just that sometimes she didnโt muchย likeย her mother.
She hoped that didnโt make her a bad person. But truly, her mother could try the patience of even the kindest, gentlest of daughters, and as Penelope was the first to admit, she could be a wee bit sarcastic at times.
โWhy donโt you think Colin would marry Felicity?โ Portia asked.
Penelope looked up, startled. Sheโd thought they were done with that subject. She should have known better. Her mother was nothing if not tenacious. โWell,โ she said slowly, โto begin with, sheโs twelve years younger than he is.โ
โPfft,โ Portia said, waving her hand dismissively. โThatโs nothing, and you know it.โ
Penelope frowned, then yelped as she accidentally stabbed her finger with her needle.
โBesides,โ Portia continued blithely, โheโsโโshe looked back down atย Whistledownย and scanned it for his exact ageโโthree-and-thirty! How is he meant to avoid a twelve-year difference between him and his wife? Surely you donโt expect him to marry someoneย yourย age.โ
Penelope sucked on her abused finger even though she knew it was hopelessly uncouth to do so. But she needed to put something in her mouth to keep her from saying something horribleย andย horribly spiteful.
Everything her mother said was true. Manyย tonย weddingsโmaybe even most of themโsaw men marrying girls a dozen or more years their junior. But somehow the age gap between Colin and Felicity seemed even larger,
perhaps becauseโฆ
Penelope was unable to keep the disgust off her face. โSheโs like a sister to him. A little sister.โ
โReally, Penelope. I hardly thinkโโ
โItโs almost incestuous,โ Penelope muttered. โWhat did you say?โ
Penelope snatched up her needlework again. โNothing.โ โIโm sure you said something.โ
Penelope shook her head. โI did clear my throat. Perhaps you heardโโ โI heard you saying something. Iโm sure of it!โ
Penelope groaned. Her life loomed long and tedious ahead of her. โMother,โ she said, with the patience of, if not a saint, at least a very devout nun, โFelicity is practically engaged to Mr. Albansdale.โ
Portia actually began rubbing her hands together. โShe wonโt be engaged to him if she can catch Colin Bridgerton.โ
โFelicity wouldย dieย before chasing after Colin.โ
โOf course not. Sheโs a smart girl. Anyone can see that Colin Bridgerton is a better catch.โ
โBut Felicity loves Mr. Albansdale!โ
Portia deflated into her perfectly upholstered chair. โThere is that.โ โAnd,โ Penelope added with great feeling, โMr. Albansdale is in
possession of a perfectly respectable fortune.โ
Portia tapped her index finger against her cheek. โTrue. Not,โ she said sharply, โas respectable as a Bridgerton portion, but itโs nothing to sneeze at, I suppose.โ
Penelope knew it was time to let it go, but she couldnโt stop her mouth from opening one last time. โIn all truth, Mother, heโs a wonderful match for Felicity. We should be delighted for her.โ
โI know, I know,โ Portia grumbled. โItโs just that I so wanted one of my daughters to marry a Bridgerton. What a coup! I would be the talk of London for weeks. Years, maybe.โ
Penelope stabbed her needle into the cushion beside her. It was a rather foolish way to vent her anger, but the alternative was to jump to her feet and yell,ย What about me?ย Portia seemed to think that once Felicity was wed, her
hopes for a Bridgerton union were forever dashed. But Penelope was still unmarriedโdidnโt that count for anything?
Was it so much to wish that her mother thought of her with the same pride she felt for her other three daughters? Penelope knew that Colin
wasnโt going to choose her as his bride, but shouldnโt a mother be at least a little bit blind to her childrenโs faults? It was obvious to Penelope that neither Prudence, Philippa, nor even Felicity had ever had a chance with a Bridgerton. Why did her mother seem to think their charms so exceeded Penelopeโs?
Very well, Penelope had to admit that Felicity enjoyed a popularity that exceeded that of her three older sisters combined. But Prudence and
Philippa had never been Incomparables. Theyโd hovered on the perimeters of ballrooms just as much as Penelope had.
Except, of course, that they were married now. Penelope wouldnโt have wanted to cleave herself unto either of their husbands, but at least they were wives.
Thankfully, however, Portiaโs mind had already moved on to greener pastures. โI must pay a call upon Violet,โ she was saying. โSheโll be so relieved that Colin is back.โ
โIโm sure Lady Bridgerton will be delighted to see you,โ Penelope said. โThat poor woman,โ Portia said, her sigh dramatic. โShe worries about
him, you knowโโ โI know.โ
โTruly, I think it is more than a mother should be expected to bear. He goes gallivanting about, the good Lord only knows where, to countries that are positivelyย unheathenโโ
โI believe they practice Christianity in Greece,โ Penelope murmured, her eyes back down on her needlework.
โDonโt be impertinent, Penelope Anne Featherington, and theyโre
Catholics!โ Portia shuddered on the word.
โTheyโre not Catholics at all,โ Penelope replied, giving up on the needlework and setting it aside. โTheyโre Greek Orthodox.โ
โWell, theyโre not Church of England,โ Portia said with a sniff. โSeeing as how theyโre Greek, I donโt think theyโre terribly worried
about that.โ
Portiaโs eyes narrowed disapprovingly. โAnd how do you know about this Greek religion, anyway? No, donโt tell me,โ she said with a dramatic flourish. โYou read it somewhere.โ
Penelope just blinked as she tried to think of a suitable reply.
โI wish you wouldnโt read so much,โ Portia sighed. โI probably could have married you off years ago if you had concentrated more on the social graces and less onโฆless onโฆโ
Penelope had to ask. โLess on what?โ
โI donโt know. Whatever it is you do that has you staring into space and daydreaming so often.โ
โIโm just thinking,โ Penelope said quietly. โSometimes I just like to stop and think.โ
โStop what?โ Portia wanted to know.
Penelope couldnโt help but smile. Portiaโs query seemed to sum up all that was different between mother and daughter. โItโs nothing, Mother,โ Penelope said. โReally.โ
Portia looked as if she wanted to say more, then thought the better of it. Or maybe she was just hungry. She did pluck a biscuit off the tea tray and pop it into her mouth.
Penelope started to reach out to take the last biscuit for herself, then decided to let her mother have it. She might as well keep her motherโs mouth full. The last thing she wanted was to find herself in another conversation about Colin Bridgerton.
โColinโs back!โ
Penelope looked up from her bookโA Brief History of Greeceโto see Eloise Bridgerton bursting into her room. As usual, Eloise had not been announced. The Featherington butler was so used to seeing her there that he treated her like a member of the family.
โIs he?โ Penelope asked, managing to feign (in her opinion) rather
realistic indifference. Of course, she did setย A Brief History of Greeceย down behindย Mathilda, the novel by S.R. Fielding that had been all the rage a year earlier. Everyone had a copy ofย Mathildaย on their bedstand. And it was thick enough to hideย A Brief History of Greece.
Eloise sat down in Penelopeโs desk chair. โIndeed, and heโs very tanned.
All that time in the sun, I suppose.โ โHe went to Greece, didnโt he?โ
Eloise shook her head. โHe said the war there has worsened, and it was too dangerous. So he went to Cyprus instead.โ
โMy, my,โ Penelope said with a smile. โLady Whistledown got something wrong.โ
Eloise smiled that cheeky Bridgerton smile, and once again Penelope realized how lucky she was to have her as her closest friend. She and Eloise had been inseparable since the age of seventeen. Theyโd had their London
seasons together, reached adulthood together, and, much to their mothersโ dismay, had become spinsters together.
Eloise claimed that she hadnโt met the right person.
Penelope, of course, hadnโt been asked. โDid he enjoy Cyprus?โ Penelope inquired.
Eloise sighed. โHe said it was brilliant. How I should love to travel. It seems everyone has been somewhere but me.โ
โAnd me,โ Penelope reminded her.
โAnd you,โ Eloise agreed. โThank goodness for you.โ
โEloise!โ Penelope exclaimed, throwing a pillow at her. But she thanked goodness for Eloise, too. Every day. Many women went through their entire lives without a close female friend, and here she had someone to whom she could tell anything. Well, almost anything. Penelope had never told her of her feelings for Colin, although she rather thought Eloise suspected the truth. Eloise was far too tactful to mention it, though, which only validated Penelopeโs certainty that Colin would never love her. If Eloise had thought, for even one moment, that Penelope actually had a chance at snaring Colin as a husband, she would have been plotting her matchmaking strategies with a ruthlessness that would have impressed any army general.
When it came right down to it, Eloise was a rather managing sort of person.
โโฆand then he said that the water was so choppy that he actually cast up his accounts over the side of the boat, andโโ Eloise scowled. โYouโre not listening to me.โ
โNo,โ Penelope admitted. โWell, yes, actually, parts of it. I cannot believe Colin actually told you he vomited.โ
โWell, Iย amย his sister.โ
โHeโd be furious with you if he knew youโd told me.โ
Eloise waved off her protest. โHe wonโt mind. Youโre like another sister to him.โ
Penelope smiled, but she sighed at the same time.
โMother asked himโof courseโwhether he was planning to remain in town for the season,โ Eloise continued, โandโof courseโhe was terribly evasive, but then I decided to interrogate him myselfโโ
โTerribly smart of you,โ Penelope murmured.
Eloise threw the pillow back at her. โAnd I finally got him to admit to me that yes, he thinks he will stay for at least a few months. But he made me promise not to tell Mother.โ
โNow, thatโs notโโPenelope cleared her throatโโterribly intelligent of him. If your mother thinks his time here is limited, she will redouble her efforts to see him married. I should think that was what he wanted most to avoid.โ
โIt does seem his usual aim in life,โ Eloise concurred.
โIf he lulled her into thinking that there was no rush, perhaps she might not badger him quite so much.โ
โAn interesting idea,โ Eloise said, โbut probably more true in theory than in practice. My mother is so determined to see him wed that it matters not if she increases her efforts. Her regular efforts are enough to drive him mad as it is.โ
โCan one go doubly mad?โ Penelope mused.
Eloise cocked her head. โI donโt know,โ she said. โI donโt think I should want to find out.โ
They both fell silent for a moment (a rare occurrence, indeed) and then Eloise quite suddenly jumped to her feet and said, โI must go.โ
Penelope smiled. People who didnโt know Eloise very well thought she had a habit of changing the subject frequently (and abruptly), but Penelope knew that the truth was something else altogether. When Eloise had her mind set on something, she was completely unable to let it go. Which meant
that if Eloise suddenly wanted to leave, it probably had to do with something theyโd been talking about earlier in the afternoon, andโ
โColin is expected for tea,โ Eloise explained. Penelope smiled. She loved being right.
โYou should come,โ Eloise said.
Penelope shook her head. โHeโll want it to be just family.โ
โYouโre probably right,โ Eloise said, nodding slightly. โVery well, then, I must be off. Terribly sorry to cut my visit so short, but I wanted to be sure that you knew Colin was home.โ
โWhistledown,โย Penelope reminded her.
โRight. Where does that woman get her information?โ Eloise said, shaking her head in wonder. โI vow sometimes she knows so much about my family I wonder if I ought to be frightened.โ
โShe canโt go on forever,โ Penelope commented, getting up to see her friend out. โSomeone will eventually figure out who she is, donโt you
think?โ
โI donโt know.โ Eloise put her hand on the doorknob, twisted, and pulled. โI used to think so. But itโs been ten years. More, actually. If she were going to be caught, I think it would have happened already.โ
Penelope followed Eloise down the stairs. โEventually sheโll make a mistake. She has to. Sheโs only human.โ
Eloise laughed. โAnd here I thought she was a minor god.โ Penelope found herself grinning.
Eloise stopped and whirled around so suddenly that Penelope crashed right into her, nearly sending both of them tumbling down the last few steps on the staircase. โDo you know what?โ Eloise demanded.
โI couldnโt begin to speculate.โ
Eloise didnโt even bother to pull a face. โIโd wager that sheย hasย made a mistake,โ she said.
โI beg your pardon?โ
โYou said it yourself. Sheโor it could be he, I supposeโhas been writing the column for over a decade. No one could do that for so long without making a mistake. Do you know what I think?โ
Penelope just spread her hands in an impatient gesture.
โI think the problem is that the rest of us are too stupid to notice her mistakes.โ
Penelope stared at her for a moment, then burst out laughing. โOh, Eloise,โ she said, wiping tears from her eyes. โI do love you.โ
Eloise grinned. โAnd itโs a good thing you do, spinster that I am. We shall have to set up a household together when we are thirty and truly
crones.โ
Penelope caught hold of the idea like a lifeboat. โDo you think we
could?โ she exclaimed. And then, in a hushed voice, after looking furtively up and down the hall, โMother has begun to speak of her old age with alarming frequency.โ
โWhatโs so alarming about that?โ
โIโm in all of her visions, waiting on her hand and foot.โ โOh, dear.โ
โA milder expletive than had crossed my mind.โ โPenelope!โ But Eloise was grinning.
โI love my mother,โ Penelope said.
โI know you do,โ Eloise said, in a rather placating sort of voice. โNo, I really do.โ
The left corner of Eloiseโs mouth began to twitch. โI know you really do. Really.โ
โItโs just thatโโ
Eloise put up a hand. โYou donโt need to say any more. I understand perfectly. IโOh! Good day, Mrs. Featherington!โ
โEloise,โ Portia said, bustling down the hall. โI didnโt realize you were here.โ
โIโm sneaky as always,โ Eloise said. โCheeky, even.โ
Portia gave her an indulgent smile. โI heard your brother is back in town.โ
โYes, we are all overjoyed.โ
โIโm sure you must be, especially your mother.โ
โIndeed. She is beside herself. I believe she is drawing up a list right now.โ
Portiaโs entire aspect perked up, as it did at the mention of anything that might be construed as gossip. โA list? What sort of list?โ
โOh, you know, the same list she has made for all of her adult children.
Prospective spouses and all that.โ
โIt makes me wonder,โ Penelope said in a dry voice, โwhat constitutes โall that.โ โ
โSometimes she includes one or two people who are hopelessly unsuitable so as to highlight the qualities of theย realย possibilities.โ
Portia laughed. โPerhaps sheโll put you on Colinโs list, Penelope!โ
Penelope didnโt laugh. Neither did Eloise. Portia didnโt seem to notice. โWell, Iโd best be off,โ Eloise said, clearing her throat to cover a
moment that was awkward to two of the three people in the hall. โColin is expected for tea. Mother wants the entire family in attendance.โ
โWill you all fit?โ Penelope asked. Lady Bridgertonโs home was large, but the Bridgerton children, spouses, and grandchildren numbered twenty- one. It was a large brood, indeed.
โWeโre going to Bridgerton House,โ Eloise explained. Her mother had moved out of the Bridgertonsโ official London residence after her eldest son had married. Anthony, who had been viscount since the age of eighteen, had told Violet that she neednโt go, but she had insisted that he and his wife needed their privacy. As a result, Anthony and Kate lived with their three children in Bridgerton House, while Violet lived with her unmarried children (with the exception of Colin, who kept his own lodgings) just a
few blocks away at 5 Bruton Street. After a year or so of unsuccessful attempts to name Lady Bridgertonโs new home, the family had taken to calling it simply Number Five.
โDo enjoy yourself,โ Portia said. โI must go and find Felicity. We are late for an appointment at the modiste.โ
Eloise watched Portia disappear up the stairs, then said to Penelope, โYour sister seems to spend a great deal of time at the modiste.โ
Penelope shrugged. โFelicity is going mad with all the fittings, but sheโs Motherโs only hope for a truly grand match. Iโm afraid sheโs convinced that Felicity will catch a duke if sheโs wearing the right gown.โ
โIsnโt she practically engaged to Mr. Albansdale?โ
โI imagine heโll make a formal offer next week. But until then, Mother is keeping her options open.โ She rolled her eyes. โYouโd best warn your brother to keep his distance.โ
โGregory?โ Eloise asked in disbelief. โHeโs not even out of university.โ โColin.โ
โColin?โย Eloise exploded with laughter. โOh, thatโs rich.โ
โThatโs what I told her, but you know how she is once she gets an idea in her head.โ
Eloise chuckled. โRather like me, I imagine.โ โTenacious to the end.โ
โTenacity can be a very good thing,โ Eloise reminded her, โat the proper time.โ
โRight,โ Penelope returned with a sarcastic smile, โand at the improper time, itโs an absolute nightmare.โ
Eloise laughed. โCheer up, friend. At least she let you rid yourself of all those yellow frocks.โ
Penelope looked down at her morning dress, which was, if she did say so herself, a rather flattering shade of blue. โShe stopped choosing my clothing once she finally realized I was officially on the shelf. A girl with no marriage prospects isnโt worth the time and energy it takes her to offer fashion advice. She hasnโt accompanied me to the modiste in over a year! Bliss!โ
Eloise smiled at her friend, whose complexion turned the loveliest
peaches and cream whenever she wore cooler hues. โIt was apparent to all, the moment you were allowed to choose your own clothing. Even Lady Whistledown commented upon it!โ
โI hid that column from Mother,โ Penelope admitted. โI didnโt want her feelings to be hurt.โ
Eloise blinked a few times before saying, โThat was very kind of you, Penelope.โ
โI have my moments of charity and grace.โ
โOne would think,โ Eloise said with a snort, โthat a vital component of charity and grace is the ability not to draw attention to oneโs possession of them.โ
Penelope pursed her lips as she pushed Eloise toward the door. โDonโt you need to go home?โ
โIโm leaving! Iโm leaving!โ And she left.
It was, Colin Bridgerton decided as he took a sip of some truly excellent brandy, rather nice to be back in England.
It was quite strange, actually, how he loved returning home just as much as he did the departure. In another few monthsโsix at the mostโheโd be itching to leave again, but for now, England in April was positively brilliant.
โItโs good, isnโt it?โ
Colin looked up. His brother Anthony was leaning against the front of his massive mahogany desk, motioning to him with his own glass of brandy.
Colin nodded. โHadnโt realized how much I missed it until I returned.
Ouzo has its charms, but thisโโhe lifted his glassโโis heaven.โ
Anthony smiled wryly. โAnd how long do you plan to remain this time?โ
Colin wandered over to the window and pretended to look out. His eldest brother made little attempt to disguise his impatience with Colinโs wanderlust. In truth, Colin really couldnโt blame him. Occasionally, it was difficult to get letters home; he supposed that his family often had to wait a month or even two for word of his welfare. But while he knew that he
would not relish being in their shoesโnever knowing if a loved one was dead or alive, constantly waiting for the knock of the messenger at the front doorโthat just wasnโt enough to keep his feet firmly planted in England.
Every now and then, he simply had to getย away. There was no other way to describe it.
Away from theย ton,ย who thought him a charming rogue and nothing else, away from England, which encouraged younger sons to enter the military or the clergy, neither of which suited his temperament. Even away from his family, who loved him unconditionally but had no clue that what he really wanted, deep down inside, was something to do.
His brother Anthony held the viscountcy, and with that came myriad responsibilities. He ran estates, managed the familyโs finances, and saw to the welfare of countless tenants and servants. Benedict, his elder by four years, had gained renown as an artist. Heโd started with pencil and paper, but at the urging of his wife had moved on to oils. One of his landscapes now hung in the National Gallery.
Anthony would be forever remembered in family trees as the seventh Viscount Bridgerton. Benedict would live through his paintings, long after he left this earth.
But Colin had nothing. He managed the small property given to him by his family and he attended parties. He would never dream of claiming he didnโt have fun, but sometimes he wanted something a little more than fun.
He wanted a purpose. He wanted a legacy.
He wanted, if not to know then at least to hope, that when he was gone, heโd be memorialized in some manner other than inย Lady Whistledownโs
Society Papers.
He sighed. No wonder he spent so much time traveling.
โColin?โ his brother prompted.
Colin turned to him and blinked. He was fairly certain Anthony had asked him a question, but somewhere in the meanderings of his mind, heโd forgotten what.
โOh. Right.โ Colin cleared his throat. โIโll be here for the rest of the season, at least.โ
Anthony said nothing, but it was difficult to miss the satisfied expression on his face.
โIf nothing else,โ Colin added, affixing his legendary crooked grin on his face, โsomeone has to spoil your children. I donโt think Charlotte has nearly enough dolls.โ
โOnly fifty,โ Anthony agreed in a deadpan voice. โThe poor girl is horribly neglected.โ
โHer birthday is at the end of this month, is it not? I shall have to neglect her some more, I think.โ
โSpeaking of birthdays,โ Anthony said, settling into the large chair behind his desk, โMotherโs is a week from Sunday.โ
โWhy do you think I hurried to return?โ
Anthony raised a brow, and Colin had the distinct impression that he was trying to decide if Colin had truly rushed home for their motherโs birthday, or if he was simply taking advantage of some very good timing.
โWeโre holding a party for her,โ Anthony said.
โSheโs letting you?โ It was Colinโs experience that women of a certain age did not enjoy birthday celebrations. And although his mother was still exceedingly lovely, she was definitely of a certain age.
โWe were forced to resort to blackmail,โ Anthony admitted. โShe agreed to the party or we revealed her true age.โ
Colin shouldnโt have taken a sip of his brandy; he choked on it and just barely managed to avert spraying it all over his brother. โI should have liked to have seenย that.โ
Anthony offered a rather satisfied smile. โIt was a brilliant maneuver on my part.โ
Colin finished the rest of his drink. โWhat, do you think, are the chances she wonโt use the party as an opportunity to find me a wife?โ
โVery small.โ โI thought so.โ
Anthony leaned back in his chair. โYouย areย thirty-three now, Colinโฆโ
Colin stared at him in disbelief. โGod above, donโtย youย start on me.โ โI wouldnโt dream of it. I was merely going to suggest that you keep
your eyes open this season. You neednโt actively look for a wife, but thereโs no harm in remaining at least amenable to the possibility.โ
Colin eyed the doorway, intending to pass through it very shortly. โI assure you I am not averse to the idea of marriage.โ
โI didnโt think you were,โ Anthony demurred. โI see little reason to rush, however.โ
โThereโs never a reason to rush,โ Anthony returned. โWell, rarely, anyway. Just humor Mother, will you?โ
Colin hadnโt realized he was still holding his empty glass until it slipped through his fingers and landed on the carpet with a loud thunk. โGood
God,โ he whispered, โis she ill?โ
โNo!โ Anthony said, his surprise making his voice loud and forceful. โSheโll outlive us all, Iโm sure of it.โ
โThen what is this about?โ
Anthony sighed. โI just want to see you happy.โ โI am happy,โ Colin insisted.
โAre you?โ
โHell, Iโm the happiest man in London. Just read Lady Whistledown.
Sheโll tell you so.โ
Anthony glanced down at the paper on his desk.
โWell, maybe not this column, but anything from last year. Iโve been called charming more times than Lady Danbury has been called opinionated, and we both know what a featย thatย is.โ
โCharming doesnโt necessarily equal happy,โ Anthony said softly.
โI donโt have time for this,โ Colin muttered. The door had never looked so good.
โIf you were truly happy,โ Anthony persisted, โyou wouldnโt keep leaving.โ
Colin paused with his hand on the doorknob. โAnthony, Iย likeย to travel.โ โConstantly?โ
โI must, or I wouldnโt do it.โ
โThatโs an evasive sentence if ever Iโve heard one.โ โAnd thisโโColin flashed his brother a wicked smileโ โis an evasive maneuver.โ
โColin!โ
But heโd already left the room.