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Ch 15 – Happy Endingsโ€Œ

Remarkably Bright Creatures

For the umpteenth time, Ethanโ€™s thoughts circle back to the Knit-Wits. Any of those ladies couldโ€™ve given Tova a lift to Bellingham. Surely theyโ€™re aware of her reluctance to drive on the freeway. But she askedย him.

This morning, he awoke an hour early so heโ€™d have time to shower and trim up his beard, get himself sharp and tidy. Everyone knows how much Tova likes things neat and clean. Because he was up at the crack of dawn, he consumed an extra mug of tea, and maybe thatโ€™s why he canโ€™t stop his fingers from thrumming on the steering wheel like heโ€™s jamming on a piano.

โ€œAre you all right?โ€ Tova asks, again, from the passenger seat. She drops her crossword pencil onto the newspaper resting on her lap and brushes a speck of lint from the upholstered seat. He shouldโ€™ve hauled his arse out of bed at five this morning instead of six. Then he wouldโ€™ve had time to tidy up his truck as well as himself.

โ€œAye, Iโ€™m all right. Why do you ask?โ€

A pretty smile spreads over her face. โ€œHoneybee hands.โ€ โ€œHoneybee what?

โ€œHoneybee hands. You know . . . busy. Thatโ€™s what I used to say when Erik couldnโ€™t keep his fingers still.โ€

Startled at the mention of that name, Ethan takes a deep breath and wills the jitters out of his limbs. โ€œHoneybee hands. Clever.โ€ In his mind, he assembles an explanation about too much caffeine this morning, but when he glances over a moment later, sheโ€™s reabsorbed in her puzzle,

tapping the eraser on her chin as she studies the fold of newspaper.

Scrap that one, then. He scans for any of the other conversation starters heโ€™d spent half the night rehearsing, but he somehow comes up blank. The only topics that surface are off-limits: dead brother, dead husband, dead son. Sheesh. Heโ€™s still in shock she brought Erik up a moment ago, but clearly that moment has passed.

Instead, what comes out is: โ€œWhatโ€™s that youโ€™re working on?โ€ Which is a ridiculous question. Anyone can see itโ€™s a crossword.

She frowns. โ€œYesterdayโ€™s puzzle. Iโ€™m afraid Iโ€™ve fallen behind.โ€

โ€œBehind?โ€ He chuckles. โ€œYou mean you do that thing every day?โ€

โ€œOf course. Itโ€™s theย dailyย crossword. I complete it daily.โ€ โ€œAnd if you miss a day? You . . . catch up?โ€

Her pencil scratches as she fills in a set of boxes. โ€œNaturally.โ€

THE CHARTER VILLAGEย Long-Term Care Center is tucked into a series of rolling green hills sliced through by a long winding driveway. As they motor through the campus, smaller parkways splinter off the main one, each with a signpost.ย MEMORY CENTER.ย TENNIS COMPLEX.ย ACUTE CARE.ย CLUBHOUSE. This place

has it all. Finally, a signpost points towardย RECEPTIONย and Ethan leans on the accelerator. He lets out a low whistle as he pulls around the circular drive, past a pair of maroon- brick columns dressed in ivy. Downright posh. It looks like a fancy prep school or university, not a wretched place where old folks come to play tennis before eventually withering away.

โ€œThis is it, love?โ€

Tovaโ€™s face is stone. โ€œYes, it seems so.โ€

Ethan cuts the ignition and gives her a puzzled look. โ€œYouโ€™ve never been here before?โ€

โ€œI have not.โ€

He resists the urge to unleash another low whistle. Tova had said Lars lived here for a decade. Had she really not visited even once?

She gathers her purse, tucking the newspaper inside. โ€œShall we?โ€

โ€œAye.โ€ Ethan scrambles out and hurries around the truck, hoping to reach the passenger side in time to open her door for her, but by the time he gets there, sheโ€™s already striding toward the stately building.

For the first half hour, Ethan waits in the reception area, and the minutes drag. The leather chairs are remarkably plush, but the reading material is absolute shit.ย National Geographic,ย AARP The Magazine, and a handful of dry Wall Street rags. Couldnโ€™t they spring for something halfway interesting, likeย Rolling Stone, or evenย People? Celebrity gossip has always been Ethanโ€™s guilty pleasure. His honeybee hands come back, drumming impatiently on the low coffee table. He rises and inspects the refreshment table in the corner of the lobby, which, inexplicably, offers coffee, but not tea. All of this leather and ivy, and they canโ€™t even furnish a spot of Earl Grey? What rubbish!

He plucks a disposable cup from the stack and pours a

cup of decaf anyway, because itโ€™s free. He doesnโ€™t particularly enjoy coffee. When Ethan was nineteen, he worked for a stint at the kiddie zoo down in Glasgow, shoveling the elephant pen. Once, as a joke, two of the other blokes that worked there collected feces and ran it through a juice press. What came out looked remarkably like

. . . coffee. Never been the same since, coffee hasnโ€™t.

When Tova had whisked off toward the inside of the facility, he insisted she take her time going through her brotherโ€™s things, but now he realizes he has no context for how long such an activity might take. Will he be waiting here all day? He should have brought a book.

From the front desk, thereโ€™s a gaggle of voices. Some folks assembling for a tour of the facility, looks like.

The woman leading the group, wearing a gray suit and a sleek amber ponytail, addresses the small cluster in a clear, confident voice. โ€œWelcome to Charter Village, where happy endings are our specialty.โ€

Ethan nearly spits out his coffee. Happy endings? Who came up with that one?

Gray Suit frowns at him. โ€œSir?โ€

โ€œAye?โ€ Ethan wipes dribbled coffee from his chin with his sleeve.

โ€œAre you joining us?โ€

โ€œMe?โ€ He looks over his shoulder, as if there might be another โ€œsirโ€ behind him. Then he shrugs. โ€œSure, why not?โ€ Something to pass the time, anyway.

โ€œThis way, then.โ€ With a polite smile, she motions him toward the group.

ETHAN MUST ADMIT:ย the residents do seem happy. Maybe that ridiculous slogan isnโ€™t off base.

Thereโ€™s a billiard room, a cafeteria with a mile-long buffet, even a pool and Jacuzzi. Residents can get room service, and the beds are made up daily with six-hundred- thread-count sheets. By the time the tour starts to wrap up, Ethan finds himself half-convinced to move in. As if he could afford it. His union pension wouldnโ€™t go far in a place like this.

WHEN TOVA SURFACESย an hour later clutching a box, Ethan springs from the plush reception leather chair.

โ€œAll right, then, love?โ€

โ€œCertainly.โ€ Tova looks so little in her purple cardigan, and the box makes her frame seem even more slight.

This time, he beats her to the car door. Chivalrously, he opens it and steps aside for her to enter, for which she thanks him politely. Then he takes the box and finds a space

for it behind the passenger seat. But thereโ€™s something else, too. A glossy page with an image of the community center and tennis courts. Some bloke with a full head of silver hair and white shorts swinging a racket.

As Tova is fiddling with her seat belt, he steals a longer peek.

Itโ€™s not just a slick brochure. Itโ€™s a whole packet. A sleek Charter Village folder with that terrible motto: โ€œWe Specialize in Happy Endings!โ€

Thereโ€™s one page not neatly aligned in the folder. An application.

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