AOIFE
Hey, stud. I know you don’t have your phone with you, and you’ll probably never read these messages, but I’m having a really hard day, and I need to feel close to you. Texting you helps.
Reading your old messages, too. It hurts so bad, Joe. Being apart from you. I really hope you’re kicking ass right now. Because I need you home, okay?
So, Rebecca called me a whale at school today!!! Like she can talk. Bitch made a whale noise while I was changing for P.E. Can you believe the nerve of her? Anyways, it wasn’t all bad because Casey tripped her up on the
basketball court afterwards as penance and then Alec rubbed his sweaty armpit in her face. Not going to lie, though, the whale jokes are getting to me.
Okay, it’s official. I am turning into a whale.
I’m still a ten in your eyes, right?
Ugh. I’m sitting right here in my childhood bedroom and I’m homesick. I’m homesick, Joe, because you’re my home!
Damn you and your fertile dick.
So, I was in Supervalu doing the big shop after school with Mam, and guess who was there?
Shannon. With her boyfriend!!! Hate to tell you Joe, but they were lingering in the condom aisle. But I guess that’s good, huh? At least they’re being safe. She didn’t see me, and I didn’t approach her. I just… couldn’t, you know? It’s too hard. But I she’s after changing a LOT. She was smiling like the cat that got the cream, and her cheeks were rosy, not that deathly pale color, and she had this calmness about her. Like she was content. It was pretty epic to see.
So…I’m fairly sure Casey had a three-way with AL and Mack. They’re all denying it, but something definitely happened between the three of them in Podge’s hay shed last weekend.
I felt the baby kick for the first time today.
