โIglared at the Astrophage.ย โWhy the heck do you go to Venus?โโ
The microscope view was displayed on the big wall-mounted monitor.
Each of the three little cells were a foot across at this magni๏ฌcation. I watched for any clues to their motivations, but Larry, Curly, and Moe o๏ฌered no answer.
Iโd named them, of course. Itโs a teacher thing.
โWhatโs so special about Venus? And how do you evenย ๏ฌnd it?โย I crossed my arms. If Astrophage understood body language, theyโd know I wasnโt messing around.ย โIt takes a room full of really smart people at NASA to work out how to get to Venus. And you do it as a single-celled organism with no brain.โ
It had been two days since Stratt left me alone with the lab. The army guys were still at the doors. One was named Steve. Friendly guy. The other never spoke to me.
I ran my hands through my greasy hair (Iโd neglected to shower that morning). At least I didnโt have to wear the hazmat suit anymore. Scientists in Nairobi had taken a chance with one of their Astrophage and exposed it to Earth atmosphere to see what happened. It was una๏ฌected. So, thanks to them, labs all over the world could breathe a sigh of relief and stop working in argon-๏ฌlled rooms.
I glanced at the pile of papers on a desk. The scienti๏ฌc community had moved into overdrive in a very unscienti๏ฌc way. Gone were the days of careful peer review and published articles. Astrophage research was a free- for-all where researchers posted theirย ๏ฌndings immediately and without proof. It led to misunderstandings and mistakes, but we just didnโt have time to do things the right way.
Stratt kept me in the loop on most stu๏ฌ. Not everything, I was sure. Who knows what other weird things she was up to. She seemed to have authority everywhere.
A Belgian research team was able to prove that Astrophage reacts to magneticย ๏ฌelds, but only sometimes. Other times, it seems to ignore magneticย ๏ฌelds entirely, no matter how powerful. Still, the Belgians were able to (very inconsistently) steer Astrophage around by putting it in a magneticย ๏ฌeld and changing theย ๏ฌeldโs orientation. Was that useful? No idea. At this point the world was just collecting data.
A researcher in Paraguay showed that ants will get disoriented when theyโre within a few centimeters of Astrophage. Was that useful? Okay, that one probably wasnโt useful. But it was interesting.
Most notably, a group in Perth sacri๏ฌced one of their Astrophage and did a detailed analysis on all the organelles inside. They found DNA and mitochondria. In any other situation, this would have been the most important discovery of the century. Alien lifeโindisputably alienโhad DNA and mitochondria!
Andโฆgrumbleโฆa bunch of waterโฆ
Point is: The inside of an Astrophage wasnโt much di๏ฌerent from the inside of any single-celled organism youโdย ๏ฌnd on Earth. It used ATP, RNA transcription, and a whole host of other extremely familiar things. Some researchers speculated that itย originatedย on Earth. Others postulated this speci๏ฌc set of molecules was the only way for life to occur and Astrophage evolved it independently. And a smaller, vocal faction suggested life might not have evolved on Earth at all, and that Astrophage and terrestrial life have a common ancestor.
โYou know,โย I told the Astrophage,ย โif you boys werenโt threatening all life on my planet, youโd be pretty awesome. You have mysteries within mysteries.โ
I leaned against a table.ย โYou have mitochondria. Okay, so that means you use ATP as your energy storage, just like we do. But the light you use to move around requires waaaay more energy than your ATP can hold. So you have another energy-storage pathway. One we donโt understand.โ
One of the Astrophage on-screen darted slightly to the left. It was pretty common. Once in a while, for no real reason, theyโd just wiggle.
โWhat makes you move? Why move? And how does this random jerky motion get you from the sun to Venus? And why do you go to Venus at all?!โ
Lots of people were working on the internals of Astrophage. Trying toย ๏ฌgure out what made it tick. Analyzing its DNA. Good for them. I wanted to know the basic life-cycle. That was my goal.
Single-celled organisms donโt just store buttloads of energy andย ๏ฌy through space for no reason. There had to be something Astrophage needed from Venus or it would just stay on the sun. And it needed something from the sun, too, or it would stay on Venus.
The sun part was pretty easy: It was there for the energy. Same reason plants grew leaves. Got to get that sweet, sweet energy if youโre going to be a life-form. Makes perfect sense. So what about Venus?
I picked up a pen andย ๏ฌdgeted with it as I thought.
โAccording to the Indian Space Research Organization, you guys get going up to 0.92 times the speed of light.โย I pointed at them.ย โDidnโt know we could do that, did ya? Figure out your velocity? They used Doppler-shift analysis of the light you emit to work it out. And because of that, they also know youโre going both directions:ย toย andย fromย Venus.โ
I frowned.ย โBut if you hit an atmosphere at that speed you should die. So why donโt you?โ
I rapped my forehead with a knuckle.ย โBecause you can handle any amount of heat. Right. So you blast into the atmosphere, but you donโt get any hotter. Okay, but youโd have to at least slow down. So youโd just be in the upper atmosphere of Venus. Then youโฆwhat? Turn around and go back to the sun? Why?โ
I stared at the screen for a solid ten minutes, lost in thought.ย โAll right, enough of this. I want to know how youย ๏ฌnd Venus.โ
I went to the local hardware store and bought a bunch of two-by-fours, three-quarter-inch plywood, power tools, and other stu๏ฌย Iโd need. Steve the army guy helped me carry a lot of it in. Jerk army guy did nothing.
Over the next six hours, I built a lightproof closet with a shelf in it. It was just big enough for me to get in and out. I set the microscope on the shelf.
Theย โdoorโย was a plywood panel that I could remove with screws.
I ran power and video lines into the closet through a little hole that I plugged up with putty to make sure no light could get in through there either. I set my IR camera up on the microscope and sealed up the closet.
Out in the lab, the monitor showed the infrared light the camera saw. It was basically a frequency shift. Very low bands of IR would show up as red. Higher-energy bands would be orange, yellow, and so on up the rainbow. I could see the Astrophage cells as little red blobs, which was expected. At their constant temperature of 96.415 degrees Celsius they would naturally emit an IR wavelength of 7.8 microns or soโthe low end of what Iโd set the camera to look for. It was good con๏ฌrmation that the setup was working.
But I didnโt care about that dark-red color. I wanted to see a bright-yellowย ๏ฌash. That would be the Petrova frequency that Astrophage spit out to move around. If any of my Astrophages moved even the tiniest amount, Iโd see a very obvious yellowย ๏ฌash.
But it never came. Nothing happened. Nothing at all. Usually, Iโd see a jerky motion from at least one of them every few seconds. But now there was nothing.
โSo,โย I said.ย โYou little brats have settled down, eh?โ
Light. Whatever their navigation system was, it was based on light. I suspected that would be the case. What else could you use in space? Thereโs no sound. No smell. It would have to be light, gravity, or electromagnetism. And lightโs the easiest of those three to detect. At least, as far as evolution is concerned.
For my next experiment, I taped a little white LED and a watch battery together. Of course, I wired it backward atย ๏ฌrst and the LED didnโt light up. Thatโs pretty much a rule in electronics: You never get diodes right on theย ๏ฌrst try. Anyway, I rewired it correctly and the LED lit up. I taped the whole contraption to the inside wall of the closet. I made sure to position it so the Astrophage on the sample slide would have a direct line of sight on it. Then I sealed everything up again.
Now, from the Astrophageโs point of view, there was a lot of black nothingness and one shining spot of white. Thatโs kind of what Venus might look like if you were out in space and looking directly away from the sun.
They didnโt budge. No hint of motion at all.ย โHmph,โย I said.
To be fair, it wasnโt likely to work. If you were at the sun, looking away from it for the brightest splotch of light you could see, youโd probably zero in on Mercury, not Venus. Mercury is smaller than Venus, but itโs a lot closer so youโd see more light.
โWhy Venus?โย I mused. But then I thought of a better question.ย โHow do you guysย identifyย Venus?โ
Why did they move randomly? My theory: By pure chance, every few seconds or so, an Astrophage thought it had spotted Venus. So it thrusted in that direction. But then the moment passed, so it stopped thrusting.
The key had to be frequencies of light. My boys didnโt wiggle at all in darkness. But it wasnโt just about the sheer volume of light, or they would have gone for the LED. It had to be something about theย frequencyย of the light.
Planets donโt just re๏ฌect light. They alsoย emitย it. Everything emits light. The temperature of the object de๏ฌnes the wavelength of light emitted. Planets are no exception. So maybe Astrophage looked for Venusโs IR signature. It wouldnโt be as bright as Mercuryโs, but it would be distinctโa di๏ฌerentย โcolor.โ
A little googling told me Venusโs average temperature was 462 degrees Celsius.
I had a whole drawer full of replacement bulbs for microscopes and other lab stu๏ฌ. I grabbed one and hooked it up to a variable power supply. Incandescent bulbs work by getting theย ๏ฌlament so hot it emits visible light. That happens around 2,500 degrees Celsius. I didnโt need anything so dramatic. I just needed a measly 462 degrees. I adjusted power going through the bulb up and down, watching with an IR camera, until I got exactly the light frequency I wanted.
I moved the whole contraption into my test closet, watched the monitor with my boys on it, and turned on the arti๏ฌcial Venus.
Nothing. Absolutely no movement from the little jerks.ย โWhat do you want from me?!โย I demanded.
I pulled my goggles o๏ฌย and threw them to the ground. I drummed myย ๏ฌngers on the table.ย โIf I were an astronomer, and someone showed me a blob of light, how would I know if itโs Venus?โ
I answered myself.ย โIโd look for that IR signature! But thatโs not what Astrophage does. Okay, someone shows me a blob of light and says Iโm not allowed to use emitted IR to work out the temperature of the body. Howย elseย could Iย ๏ฌnd out if itโs Venus?โ
Spectroscopy. Look for carbon dioxide.
I raised an eyebrow as the idea came to me.
When light hits gas molecules, the electrons get all worked up. Then they calm down and re-emit the energy as light. But the frequency of the photons they emit is very speci๏ฌc to the molecules involved. Astronomers used this for decades to know what gases are out there far, far away. Thatโs what spectroscopy is all about.
Venusโs atmosphere is ninety times Earthโs pressure and almost entirely carbon dioxide. Its spectroscopy signature of CO2ย would be overwhelmingly strong. Mercury had no carbon dioxide at all, so the nearest competitor would
be Earth. But we had a minuscule CO2ย signature compared to Venus. Maybe
Astrophage used emission spectra toย ๏ฌnd Venus?
New plan!
The lab had a seemingly in๏ฌnite supply of lightย ๏ฌlters. Pick a frequency, and thereโs aย ๏ฌlter for it. I looked up the spectral signature of carbon dioxide
โthe peak wavelengths were 4.26 microns and 18.31 microns.
I found the appropriateย ๏ฌlters and built a little box for them. Inside I put a small white lightbulb. Now I had a box that would emit the spectral signature of carbon dioxide.
I put it in the test closet and went out to watch the monitor. Larry, Curly, and Moe hung out on their slide, just like they had all day long.
Iย ๏ฌicked on the light box and watched for any reaction.
The Astrophage left. They didnโt just meander toward the light. They were gone. Absolutely gone.
โUmโฆโ
I had been recording the camera input, of course. I ran it back to watch frame by frame. Between two frames they simply disappeared.
โUm!โ
Good news: Astrophage were attracted to carbon dioxideโs spectral signature!
Bad news: My three irreplaceable, 10-micron-wide Astrophage had launched o๏ฌย somewhereโmaybe at velocities approaching the speed of light
โand I had no idea where they went.ย โCraaaaaap.โ
โ
Midnight. Darkness everywhere. The army guys changed shift to two guys I didnโt know. I missed Steve.
I had aluminum foil and duct tape up over every window of the lab. I sealed the cracks around the entrances and exits with electrical tape. I turned o๏ฌย every piece of equipment that had a readout or LED of any kind. I put my watch in a drawer because it had glow-in-the-dark paint on the hands.
I let my eyes adjust to the total darkness. If I saw so much as a single shape that wasnโt my imagination, I sought out the light leak and put tape over it. Finally, I reached a level of darkness so intense I couldnโt see anything. Opening or closing my eyes had no e๏ฌect at all.
The next step was my newly invented IR goggles.
The lab had many things, but infrared goggles were not among them. Iโd considered asking Steve the army guy if he could score some. I probably could have called Stratt and she would have had the president of Peru personally deliver them or something. But this was faster.
Theย โgogglesโย were just the LCD output screen of my IR camera with a bunch of tape around them. I pressed them to my face and added more tape. Then more and more and more. Iโm sure I looked ridiculous. But whatever.
Iย ๏ฌred up the camera and looked around the lab. Plenty of heat signatures. The walls were still warm from sunlight earlier that day, everything electrical had a glow, and my body shined like a beacon. I adjusted the frequency range to look for much hotter things. Speci๏ฌcally, things over 90 degrees Celsius.
I crawled into my makeshift microscope closet and looked at the light box Iโd used for the CO2ย spectral emission.
Astrophage are only 10 microns across. No chance Iโd see something so small with the camera (or with my eyes, for that matter). But my little aliens are very hot, and they stay hot. So, if theyโre not moving, they will have spent the last six hours or so slowly heating up their surroundings. That was the hope.
It panned out. I immediately saw a circle of light on one of the plastic lightย ๏ฌlters.
โOh thank God,โย I gasped.
It was very faint but it was there. The spot was about 3 millimeters across and grew fainter and colder away from the center. The little fella had been heating up the plastic for hours. I scanned back and forth across the two plastic squares. I quickly found a second spot.
My experiment worked way better than I expected. They saw what they thought was Venus and beelined for it. When they hit the lightย ๏ฌlters, they couldnโt go any farther. They probably kept pushing until I turned o๏ฌย the light.
Anyway, if I could just con๏ฌrm that all three Astrophage were present, I could bag theย ๏ฌlters, then spend however long I needed toย ๏ฌnd and harvest the boys from them with a microscope and pipette.
And there it was. The third Astrophage.
โThe gangโs all here!โย I said. I reached into my pocket for a sample bag and got ready toย very carefullyย pull theย ๏ฌlter o๏ฌย the light box. Thatโs when I saw the fourth Astrophage.
Justโฆminding its own business. A fourth cell. It was right in the same general cluster as theย ๏ฌrst three, on theย ๏ฌlters.
โHolyโฆโ
Iโd been staring at these guys for a week. Thereโs no way I would have missed one. There could only be one explanation: One of the Astrophage divided. Iโd accidentally made the Astrophage reproduce.
I stared at that fourth spot of light for a full minute, taking in the magnitude of what had just happened. Breeding Astrophage meant we would
have an unlimited supply for study. Kill them, poke them, take them apart, do whatever we wanted. This was a game changer.
โHello, Shemp,โย I said.
โ
I spent the next two days obsessively studying this new behavior. I didnโt even go homeโI just slept in the lab.
Steve the army guy brought me breakfast. Great guy.
I should have shared all myย ๏ฌndings with the rest of the science community, but I wanted to be sure. Peer review may have fallen by the wayside, but at least I could self-review. Better than nothing.
Theย ๏ฌrst thing that bothered me: CO2ย spectral emissions are 4.26 and
18.31 microns. But Astrophage are only 10 microns across, so it couldnโt really interact with light that had a larger wavelength. How could it even see the 18.31 micron band?
I repeated my earlier spectral experiment with just the 18.31 micronย ๏ฌlter and got a result I didnโt expect. Strange things happened.
First o๏ฌ, two of the Astrophage whipped over to theย ๏ฌlter. They saw the light and went right for it. But how? It should be impossible for Astrophage to interact with a wavelength that big. I meanโฆliterallyย impossible!
Light is a funny thing. Its wavelength de๏ฌnes what it can and canโt interact with. Anything smaller than the wavelength is functionally nonexistent to that photon. Thatโs why thereโs a mesh over the window of a microwave. The holes in the mesh are too small for microwaves to pass through. But visible light, with a much shorter wavelength, can go through freely. So you get to watch your food cook without melting your face o๏ฌ.
Astrophage is smaller than 18.31 microns but somehow still absorbs light at that frequency. How?
But thatโs not even the strangest thing that happened. Yes, two of them took o๏ฌย for theย ๏ฌlter, but the other two stayed put. They didnโt seem to care. They just hung out on the slide. Maybe they didnโt interact with the larger wavelength?
So I did one more experiment. I shined the 4.26 micron light at them again. And I got the same results. The same two went right for theย ๏ฌlter as before, and the other two just didnโt care.
And there it was. I couldnโt be 100 percent certain, but I was pretty sure Iโd just discovered the whole Astrophage life-cycle. It clicked in my mind like puzzle piecesย ๏ฌnallyย ๏ฌtting together.
The two holdouts didnโt want to go to Venus anymore. They wanted to go back to the sun. Why? Because one of them just divided and created the other.
Astrophage hang out on the surface of the sun gathering energy via heat. They store it internally in some way no one understands. Then, when they have enough, they migrate to Venus to breed, using that stored energy toย ๏ฌy through space using infrared light as a propellant. Lots of species migrate to breed. Why would Astrophage be any di๏ฌerent?
The Aussies already worked out that the inside of Astrophage wasnโt much di๏ฌerent from Earth life. It needed carbon and oxygen to make the complex proteins required for DNA, mitochondria, and all the other fun stu๏ฌย found in cells. Thereโs plenty of hydrogen on the sun. But the other elements just arenโt present. So Astrophage migrates to the nearest supply of carbon dioxide: Venus.
First, it follows magneticย ๏ฌeld lines and goes straight away from the sunโs North Pole. It has to do that, or the light from the sun would be too blinding toย ๏ฌnd Venus. And going straight up from the pole means the Astrophage will have a full view of Venusโs entire orbital pathโno portion of it occluded by the sun.
Ah, and thatโs why Astrophage is so inconsistent on reacting to magneticย ๏ฌelds. It only cares about them at the very beginning of its journey and at no other time.
Then it looks for Venusโs massive carbon dioxide spectral signature. Well, not reallyย โlooks for.โย Itโs probably more a simple stimulus-response thing initiated by the 4.26 and 18.31 micron light bands. Anyway, once itย โseesโย Venus, it goes straight to it. The path it takesโstraight away from the solar pole, then sharply turning toward Venusโthatโs the Petrova line.
Our heroic Astrophage reaches the upper atmosphere of Venus, collects the CO2ย it needs, and canย ๏ฌnally reproduce. After that, both parent and child return to the sun and the cycle begins anew.
Itโs simple, really. Get energy, get resources, and make copies. Itโs the same thing all life on Earth does.
And that was why two of my little Stooges didnโt walk toward the light.
So how does Astrophageย ๏ฌnd the sun? My guess: Look for the extremely bright thing and head that way.
I separated Moe and Shemp (the sun-seekers) from Larry and Curly (the Venus-seekers). I put Larry and Curly on a di๏ฌerent slide and put it in a light- sealed sample container. Then I set up an experiment in the dark closet for Moe and Shemp. This time, I put a bright incandescent bulb in there and turned it on. I expected them to head right toward it, but no dice. They didnโt budge. Probably not bright enough.
I went to a photography store downtown (San Francisco has a lot of photography enthusiasts) and bought the largest, brightest, most powerfulย ๏ฌash I couldย ๏ฌnd. I replaced the lightbulb with theย ๏ฌash and did the experiment again.
Moe and Shemp took the bait!
I had to sit down and take a breath. I should have taken a napโI hadnโt slept in thirty-six hours. But this was too exciting. I pulled out my cell phone and dialed Strattโs number. She answered halfway through theย ๏ฌrst ring.
โDr. Grace,โย she said.ย โFind something?โ
โYeah,โย I said.ย โIย ๏ฌgured out how Astrophage reproduce and managed to make it happen.โ
Silence for a second.ย โYou successfully bred Astrophage?โ โYes.โ
โNondestructively?โย she asked.
โI had three cells. I now have four. Theyโre all alive and well.โย Silence for another second.ย โStay there.โ
She hung up.
โHuh,โย I said. I put the phone back in my lab coat.ย โGuess sheโs on her way.โ
Steve the army guy burst into the lab.ย โDr. Grace?!โ โWhaโฆuh, yeah?โ
โPlease come with me.โ
โOkay,โย I said.ย โLet me just get my Astrophage samples put awayโโ โThere are lab techs on the way to deal with all that. You have to come
with me now.โ
โO-Okayโฆโ
โ
The next twelve hours wereโฆunique.
Steve the army guy drove me to a high school footballย ๏ฌeld where a U.S. Marine Corps helicopter had already landed. Without words, they hustled me into the chopper and up we went into the sky. I tried not to look down.
The chopper took me to Travis Air Force Base, about 60 miles north of the city. Did the marines often land at air force bases? I donโt know much about the military, but that seemed odd. It also seemed a bit extreme to send in the marines just to keep me from driving through a couple of hours of tra๏ฌc, but okay.
There was a jeep waiting for me on the tarmac where the helicopter landed, with an air force guy standing next to it. He introduced himself, I swear he did, but I donโt remember his name.
He drove me across the tarmac to a waiting jet. No, not a passenger jet. And not a Learjet or anything like that. This was aย ๏ฌghter jet. I donโt know what kind. Like I said, I donโt know military stu๏ฌ.
My guide hustled me up a ladder and into the seat behind the pilot. He gave me a pill and a little paper cup of water.ย โTake this.โ
โWhat is it?โ
โItโll keep you from puking all over our nice, clean cockpit.โ โOkay.โ
I swallowed the pill.ย โAnd itโll help you sleep.โ โWhat?โ
Away he went, and the ground crew pulled away the ladder. The pilot didnโt say a word to me. Ten minutes later, we took o๏ฌย like a bat out of hell. Iโd never felt acceleration like that in my life. The pill did its job. Iย de๏ฌnitelyย would have puked.
โWhere are we going?โย I asked through the headset.ย โIโm sorry, sir. Iโm not allowed to speak to you.โ โThis is going to be a boring trip, then.โ
โThey usually are,โย he said.
I donโt know exactly when I fell asleep but it was within minutes of taking o๏ฌ. Thirty-six hours of mad science plus whatever was in that pill put me right into dreamland regardless of the ridiculous jet-engine noise surrounding me.
I awoke in darkness to a jolt. Weโd landed.ย โWelcome to Hawaii, sir,โย said the pilot.ย โHawaii? Why am I in Hawaii?โ
โI wasnโt given that information.โ
The jet taxied onto some side runway or whatever and a ground crew brought a ladder. I hadnโt gotten halfway down the ladder yet when I heardย โDr. Grace? This way, please!โ
It was a man in a U.S. Navy uniform.ย โWhere the hell am I?!โย I demanded.
โNaval Station Pearl Harbor,โย said the o๏ฌcer.ย โBut not for long. Please follow me.โ
โSure. Why not?โ
They put me inย anotherย jet withย anotherย non-talkative pilot. The only di๏ฌerence was that this time it was a navy jet instead of an air force jet.
Weย ๏ฌew for aย longย time. I lost track of the hours. Keeping track was meaningless anyway. I didnโt know how long weโd be in the air. Finally, I kid you not, we landed on an honest-to-God aircraft carrier.
Next thing I knew, I was on theย ๏ฌight deck looking like an idiot. They gave me earmu๏ฌs and a coat and shu๏ฌed me over to a helipad. A navy chopper was waiting for me.
โWill this tripโฆend? Likeโฆever?!โย I asked.
They ignored me and got me strapped in. The chopper took o๏ฌย immediately. This time, theย ๏ฌight wasnโt nearly so long. Just an hour or so.
โThis should be interesting,โย said the pilot. It was the only thing heโd said the wholeย ๏ฌight.
We descended and the landing gear deployed. Below us was another aircraft carrier. I squinted at it. Something looked di๏ฌerent. What was itโฆoh, right. It had a big Chineseย ๏ฌagย ๏ฌying over it.
โIs that a Chinese aircraft carrier?!โย I asked.ย โYes, sir.โ
โAre we, a U.S. Navy helicopter, going to land on that Chinese aircraft carrier?โ
โYes, sir.โ
โI see.โ
We landed on the carrierโs helipad and a bunch of Chinese Navy guys watched us with interest. There would be no post-๏ฌight servicing of this chopper. My pilot leered through the windows at them and they leered right back.
As soon as I stepped out, he took o๏ฌย again. I was in Chinaโs hands now.
A navy man came forward and gestured for me to follow him. I donโt think anyone spoke English, but I got the general idea. He led me to a door in the tower structure and we went inside. We wound through passageways, stairwells, and rooms I didnโt even understand the purpose of. All the while, Chinese sailors watched me with curiosity.
Finally, he stopped at a door with Chinese characters on it. He opened the door and pointed inside. I walked in and he slammed the door behind me. So much for my guide.
I think it was an o๏ฌcerโs conference room. At least, that was my assumption based on the big table withย ๏ฌfteen people sitting at it. They all turned their heads to look up at me. Some were white, some were black, some were Asian. Some wore lab coats. Others wore suits.
Stratt, of course, sat at the head of the table.ย โDr. Grace. How was your trip?โ
โHow was my trip?โย I said.ย โI got dragged across the gosh-darned world without any noticeโโ
She held up her hand.ย โIt was just a pleasantry, Dr. Grace. I donโt actually care how your trip was.โย She stood and addressed the room.ย โLadies and gentlemen, this is Dr. Ryland Grace from the United States. Heย ๏ฌgured out how to breed Astrophage.โ
Gasps came from around the table. One man shot to his feet and spoke with a thick German accent.ย โAre you serious?ย Stratt, warum haben sieโ?โ
โNur Englisch,โย Stratt interrupted.
โWhy are we only hearing of this now?โย the German demanded.
โI wanted to con๏ฌrm itย ๏ฌrst. While Dr. Grace was en route, I had technicians pack up his lab. They collected four live Astrophage from his lab. I only left him three.โ
An elderly man in a lab coat spoke Japanese in a calm, soothing voice. Next to him, a younger Japanese man in a charcoal suit translated.ย โDr. Matsuka would like to respectfully request a detailed description of the process.โ
Stratt stepped aside and gestured to her chair.ย โDoctor, have a seat and lay it out for us.โ
โHold on,โย I said.ย โWho are these people? Why am I on a Chinese aircraft carrier? And have you ever heard of Skype?!โ
โThis is an international body of high-level scientists and political operatives that I have assembled to spearhead Project Hail Mary.โ
โWhatโs that?โ
โThat would take a while to explain. Everyone here is eager to hear about your Astrophageย ๏ฌndings. Letโs start with that.โ
I shu๏ฌed to the front of the room and sat awkwardly at the head of the table. All eyes turned to me.
So I told them. I told them all about the wooden closet experiments. I explained all my tests, what I did for each one, and how I did them. Then I explained my conclusions: I told them my hypothesis about the Astrophage life-cycle, how it works, and why. There were a few questions from the
assembled scientists and politicos, but mostly they just listened and took notes. Several had translators whispering in their ear during the process.
โSoโฆyeah,โย I said.ย โThatโs pretty much everything. I meanโitโs not rigorously tested yet but it seems pretty simple.โ
German Guy raised his hand.ย โWould it be possible to breed Astrophage on a large scale?โ
Everyone leaned forward a little. Apparently this was a pretty important question and it was on everyoneโs mind. I was taken aback by the sudden intensity of the room.
Even Stratt seemed unusually interested.ย โWell?โย she said.ย โPlease answer Minister Voigt.โ
โSure,โย I said.ย โI meanโฆwhy not?โ โHow would you do it?โย asked Stratt.
โI guess Iโd make a big elbow-shaped ceramic pipe andย ๏ฌll it with carbon dioxide. Make one end of it as hot as you can get it and have a bright light there. Wrap a magnetic coil around it to simulate the magneticย ๏ฌeld of the sun. Put an IR light emitter at the other end of the elbow and have it emit light at 4.26 and 18.31 microns. Make the inside of the pipe as black as you can. That should do it.โ
โHow does thatย โdo itโ?โย she said.
I shrugged.ย โThe Astrophage will gather energy at theย โsunโย side and when theyโre ready to breed, theyโll follow that magneticย ๏ฌeld to the pipeโs elbow. Theyโll see the IR light at the other end and head toward it. Seeing that light and being exposed to carbon dioxide makes them breed. Then the parent and daughter cells will go back to the sun side. Simple enough.โ
A political-looking man raised his hand and spoke with some kind of African accent.ย โHow much Astrophage could be made this way? How fast is the process?โ
โIt would have a doubling time,โย I said.ย โLike algae or bacteria. I donโt know how long it is, but considering the sun is getting dim it must be pretty quick.โ
A woman in a lab coat had been on her phone. She set it down, then spoke with a thick Chinese accent.ย โOur scientists have reproduced your results.โ
Minister Voigt scowled at her.ย โHow did you even know his process? Heย justย told us!โ
โSpies, presumably,โย said Stratt.
The German hu๏ฌed.ย โHowย dareย you circumvent us withโโ
โShush,โย said Stratt.ย โWeโre past all that. Ms. Xi, do you have any additional information to share?โ
โYes,โย she said.ย โWe estimate the doubling time to be just over eight days, under optimal conditions.โ
โWhat does that mean?โย the African diplomat said.ย โHow much can we make?โ
โWell.โย I launched my phoneโs calculator app and tapped a few buttons.ย โIf you started with the one hundred andย ๏ฌfty Astrophage we have, and bred them for a year, at the end of it youโd haveโฆabout 173,000 kilograms of Astrophage.โ
โAnd would this Astrophage be at maximum energy density? Would it all be ready to reproduce?โ
โSo you wantโฆI guess youโd call itย โenrichedโย Astrophage?โ
โYes,โย he said.ย โThatโs a perfect word for it. We want Astrophage that is holding as much energy as it can.โ
โUhโฆI guess that could be arranged,โย I said.ย โFirst, breed up the number of Astrophage you want, then expose them to lots of heat energy but donโt let them see any carbon dioxide spectral lines. Theyโll collect energy and just sort of sit there waiting until they can see somewhere to get CO2.โ
โWhat if we needed two million kilograms of enriched Astrophage?โย said the diplomat.
โItโs doubling every eight days,โย I said.ย โTwo million kilos would be another four doublings or so. So, one month longer.โ
A woman leaned forward on the table, herย ๏ฌngers steepled.ย โWe might just have a chance.โย She had an American accent.
โAn outside chance,โย said Voigt.
โThere is hope,โย said the Japanese translatorโpresumably speaking for Dr. Matsuka.
โWe need to talk amongst ourselves,โย said Stratt.ย โGo get some rest. The sailor outside will show you to a bunk.โ
โBut I want to know about Project Hail Mary!โ โOh, you will. Believe me.โ
โ
I slept for fourteen hours.
Aircraft carriers are awesome in many ways, but they arenโtย ๏ฌve-star hotels. The Chinese had given me a clean, comfy cot in an o๏ฌcerโs bunkroom. I had no complaints. I could have slept on theย ๏ฌight deck I was so tired.
I felt something weird on my forehead when I woke up. I reached up and it was a Post-it note. Someone put a Post-it on my head while I slept. I pulled it o๏ฌย and read it:
Clean clothes and toiletries in the du๏ฌel under your bunk. Show this note to any sailor when youโve cleaned up:ย ่ฏทๅธฆๆๅป็ฒๆฟ7็ๅฎๅไผ่ฎฎๅฎค
โStratt
โShe is such a pain in my buttโฆโย I mumbled.
I stumbled out of my cot. A few o๏ฌcers gave me passing glances but otherwise ignored me. I found the du๏ฌel and, as promised, there were clothes and dental-hygiene stu๏ฌย and soap. I glanced around the bunkroom and saw through a doorway into a locker room.
I used the bathroom (orย โheadโย I guess, because I was on a ship). Then I took a shower with three other guys. I dried o๏ฌย and put on the jumpsuit onesie Stratt had left me. It was bright yellow, had Chinese writing along the back, and a big red stripe down the left leg of the pants. My guess was to make sure everyone knew I was a foreign civilian and not allowed in certain places.
Iย ๏ฌagged down a passing sailor and showed him the note. He nodded and gestured for me to follow. He led me through a maze of twisty little passages, all alike, until we arrived back at the room Iโd been in the previous day.
I stepped in to see Stratt and some of herโฆteammates? A subset of the previous dayโs gang. Just Minister Voigt, the Chinese scientistโI think her name was Xiโand a guy in a Russian military uniform. The Russian had been there the previous day but hadnโt said anything. They all looked deep in concentration and the table was littered with paper. They mumbled to one another here and there. I didnโt know the exact relationships going on, but Stratt was de๏ฌnitely at the head of the table.
She looked up as I entered.
โAh. Dr. Grace. You look refreshed.โย She gestured to her left.ย โThereโs food on the credenza.โ
And there was! Rice, steamed buns, deep-fried dough sticks, and an urn of co๏ฌee. I rushed over and helped myself. I was hungry as heck.
I sat at the conference table with a full plate and cup of co๏ฌee.
โSo,โย I said with a mouth full of rice.ย โYou gonna tell me why weโre on a Chinese aircraft carrier?โ
โI needed an aircraft carrier. The Chinese gave me one. Well, they lent it to me.โ
I slurped my co๏ฌee.ย โThere was a time when something like that would surprise me. Butโฆyou knowโฆnot anymore.โ
โCommercial air travel takes too long and is prone to delays,โย she said.ย โMilitary aircraft work on whatever schedule they want and travel supersonically. I need to be able to get experts from anywhere on Earth in the same room with no delays.โ
โMs. Stratt can be extremely persuasive,โย said Minister Voigt.
I shoveled more food into my mouth.ย โBlame whoever gave her all that authority,โย I said.
Voigt chuckled.ย โI was part of that decision, actually. I am Germanyโs minister of foreign a๏ฌairs. The equivalent of your countryโs secretary of state.โ
I paused my chewing.ย โWow,โย I managed to say. I gulped down the mouthful.ย โYouโre the most high-ranking person Iโve ever met.โ
โNo, Iโm not.โย He pointed to Stratt.
She put a piece of paper in front of me.ย โThis is what led to the Hail Mary Project.โ
โYouโre showing him?โย Voigt said.ย โNow? Without getting him a clearance
โโ
Stratt put her hand on my shoulder.ย โDr. Ryland Grace, I hereby grant you top-secret clearance to all information pertaining to Project Hail Mary.โ
โThatโs not what I meant,โย Voigt said.ย โThere are processes and background checks toโโ
โNo time,โย Stratt said.ย โNo time for any of that stu๏ฌ. Thatโs why you put me in charge. Speed.โ
She turned toward me and tapped the paper:ย โThese are readings from amateur astronomers all over the world. They show something very important.โ
The page had columns of numbers. I noticed the column titles:ย โAlpha Centauri,โ โSirius,โ โLuyten 726-8,โย and so on.
โStars?โย I said.ย โThese are all stars in our local cluster. And waitโdid you sayย amateurย astronomers? If you can tell the German minister of foreign a๏ฌairs what to do, why donโt you have professional astronomers working for you?โ
โI do,โย Stratt said.ย โBut this is historical data collected over the past several years. Professional astronomers donโt study local stars. They look at faraway things. Itโs the amateurs who log data on local stu๏ฌ. Like train spotters. Hobbyists in their backyards. Some of them with tens of thousands of dollarsโย worth of equipment.โ
I picked up the paper.ย โOkay, so what am I looking at?โ
โLuminosity readings. Normalized across thousands of amateur-generated data sets and corrected for known weather and visibility conditions. Supercomputers were involved. The point is this: Our sun is not the only star thatโs getting dimmer.โ
โReally?โย I said.ย โOhhh! That makes perfect sense! Astrophage can travel at 0.92 times the speed of light. If it can go dormant and stay alive long enough, it could infect nearby stars. It spores! Just like mold! It spreads from star to star.โ
โThatโs our theory, yes,โย said Stratt.ย โThis data goes back decades. Itโs not deeply reliable but the trends are there. The NSA back-calculated thatโโ
โWait. NSA? The U.S. National Security Agency?โ
โThey have some of the best supercomputers in the world. I needed their supercomputers and engineers to try all kinds of scenarios and propagation models for how Astrophage could get around in the galaxy. Back to the point: These local stars have been dimming for decades. And the rate of dimming increases exponentiallyโjust like weโre seeing with the sun.โ
She handed me another piece of paper. It had a bunch of dots connected by lines. Above each dot was a star name.ย โOwing to the speed of light, our observations of the dimming had to be adjusted for the distances of the stars and whatnot, but thereโs a clear pattern ofย โinfectionโย from star to star. We know when each star was infected and by which infected star. Our sun was infected by a star called WISE 0855โ0714. That star was infected by Sirius, which was infected by Epsilon Eridani. From there, the trail goes cold.โ
I peered at the chart.ย โHuh. WISE 0855โ0714 also infected Wolf 359, Lalande 21185, and Ross 128.โ
โYes, every star eventually infects all of its neighbors. Judging from our data, we think Astrophage has a maximum range of just under eight light- years. Any star within that range of an infected star will eventually be infected.โ
I looked at the data.ย โWhy eight light-years? Why not more? Or less?โ โOur best guess is the Astrophage can only survive so long without a star
and it can coast about eight light-years in that time.โ
โThatโs sensible, from an evolution point of view,โย I said.ย โMost stars have another star within eight light-years, so thatโs as far as Astrophage had to evolve to travel while sporing.โ
โProbably,โย Stratt said.
โNobody noticed those stars getting dimmer?โย I said.
โThey only get to about ten percent dimmer before they stop dimming. We donโt know why. Itโs not obvious to the naked eye, butโโ
โBut if our sun dims by ten percent, weโre all dead,โย I said.ย โPretty much.โ
Xi leaned forward on the table. Her posture was extremely proper.ย โMs.
Stratt has not told you the most important part yet.โ
The Russian nodded. It was theย ๏ฌrst time Iโd seen him move at all. Xi continued.ย โDo you know what Tau Ceti is?โ
โDo I know?โย I said.ย โI meanโI know itโs a star. Itโs about twelve light- years away, I think.โ
โEleven point nine,โย said Xi.ย โVery good. Most would not know that.โ โI teach junior high school science,โย I said.ย โThese things come up.โ
Xi and the Russian shot each other surprised looks. Then they both looked at Stratt.
Stratt stared them down.ย โThereโs more to him than that.โ
Xi regained her composure (not that sheโd lost much of it anyway).ย โAhem. In any event, Tau Ceti is very much inside the cluster of infected stars. In fact, it is near the center.โ
โOkay,โย I said.ย โIโm sensing thereโs something special about it?โ
โIt is not infected,โย Xi said.ย โEvery star around it is. There are two very infected stars well within eight light-years of Tau Ceti, yet it remains una๏ฌected.โ
โWhy?โ
Stratt shu๏ฌed through her papers.ย โThatโs what we want toย ๏ฌnd out. So weโre going to make a ship and send it there.โ
I snorted.ย โYou canโt justย โmakeโย an interstellar ship. We donโt have the technology. We donโt have anythingย closeย to the technology.โ
The Russian spoke for theย ๏ฌrst time.ย โActually, my friend, we do.โย Stratt gestured to the Russian.ย โDr. Komorov isโโ
โPlease call me Dimitri,โย he said.
โDimitriย heads up the Russian Federationโs research into Astrophage,โย she said.
โIt is pleasure to meet you,โย he said.ย โI am happy to report that we can actually make interstellar voyage.โ
โNo, we canโt,โย I said.ย โUnless youโve got an alien spaceship you never told anyone about.โ
โIn a way, we do,โย he said.ย โWe have many alien spaceships. We call them Astrophage. You see? My group has studied the energy management of Astrophage. It isย veryย interesting.โ
I suddenly forgot everything else going on in the room.ย โOh God, please tell me you understand where the heat goes. I canโtย ๏ฌgure out what the heck itโs doing with the heat energy!โ
โWe haveย ๏ฌgured this out, yes,โย said Dimitri.ย โWith lasers. It was very illuminating experiment.โ
โWas that a pun?โ โIt was!โ
โGood one!โ
We both laughed. Stratt glared at us.
Dimitri cleared his throat.ย โErโฆyes. We pointed tight-focus one-kilowatt laser at a single Astrophage cell. As usual, it did not get hotter. But after twenty-๏ฌve minutes, light starts to bounce o๏ฌ. Our little Astrophage is full. Good meal. It consumed 1.5 megajoules of light energy. Does not want more. But this is very much energy! Where does it put all this energy?โ
Iโm leaning way too far forward over the table, but I canโt help myself.ย โWhere?!โ
โWe measure Astrophage cell before and after experiment, of course.โ โOf course.โ
โAstrophage cell is now seventeen nanograms heavier. You can see where this goes, yes?โ
โNo, it canโt be. It must have gained that weight from reactions with the air or something.โ
โNo, it was in a vacuum for the test, of course.โ
โOh my God.โย I was giddy.ย โSeventeen nanogramsโฆtimes nine times ten to the sixteenthโฆ1.5 megajoules!โ
Iย ๏ฌopped back into my chair.ย โHolyโฆI mean justโฆwow!โ โThis was how I felt, yes.โ
Mass conversion. As the great Albert Einstein once said:ย E = mc2.ย Thereโs an absurd amount of energy in mass. A modern nuclear plant can power an entire city for a year with the energy stored in just one kilogram of Uranium.
Yes. Thatโs it. The entire output of a nuclear reactor for a year comes from a single kilogram of mass.
Astrophage can, apparently, do this in either direction. It takes heat energy and somehow turns it into mass. Then when it wants the energy back, it turns that mass back into energyโin the form of Petrova-frequency light. And it uses that to propel itself along in space. So not only is it a perfect energy- storage medium, itโs a perfect spaceship engine.
Evolution can be insanely e๏ฌective when you leave it alone for a few billion years.
I rub my head.ย โThis is just crazy. In a good way, though. Is it internally producing antimatter, you think? Something like that?โ
โWe do not know. But it de๏ฌnitely increases in mass. And then, after using light as thrust, it loses mass appropriate to energy released.โ
โThatโsโฆ! Dimitri, I want to hang out with you. Likeโcan we hang out? Iโll buy you a beer. Or vodka. Or anything. I bet thereโs an o๏ฌcersโย club on this boat, right?โ
โIt would be my pleasure.โ
โGlad youโre making friends,โย said Stratt.ย โBut youโve got a lot of work to do before you start hitting the bars.โ
โMe? What do I have to do?โ
โYou need to design and create an Astrophage-breeding facility.โ
I blinked. Then I shot to my feet.ย โYouโre going to make an Astrophage- powered ship!โ
They all nodded.
โHoly cow! Itโs the most e๏ฌcient rocket fuel ever! How much would we need toโoh. Two million kilograms, right? Thatโs why you wanted to know how long it would take to make that much?โ
โYes,โย said Xi.ย โFor a one hundred thousand kilogram ship, we would need two million kilograms of Astrophage to get it to Tau Ceti. And, thanks to you, we now know how to activate the Astrophage and make it generate thrust at will.โ
I sat back down, pulled out my phone, and launched the calculator app.ย โThis would take, likeโฆaย lotย of energy. Like, more energy than the world
has. It would be around ten to the twenty-third Joules. The largest nuclear reactor on Earth makes about eight gigawatts. It would take that reactorย two million yearsย to create that much energy.โ
โWe have ideas forย ๏ฌnding the energy,โย said Stratt.ย โYour job is to make the breeder. Start small and get a prototype going.โ
โOkay, sure,โย I said.ย โBut I didnโt exactly love theย โmilitaries of the worldโย grand tour on the way here. Can I take a passenger jet home? Coach isย ๏ฌne.โ
โYou are home,โย said Stratt.ย โTheย ๏ฌight hangar is empty. Just tell me what you needโincluding sta๏ฌโand Iโll make it happen.โ
I looked at the others in the conference room. Xi, Voigt, and Dimitri all nodded. Yes, this was real. No, Stratt wasnโt kidding.
โWhy?!โย I demanded.ย โWhy the heck canโt you just be normal, Stratt?! If you want fast military transport, well, okay, but why not just work at an air base or something sane people would do?!โ
โBecause weโll be experimenting with a bunch of Astrophage once we breed it up. And if we accidentally activate even a couple of kilograms of that stu๏ฌ, the resulting explosion will be bigger than the largest nuclear bomb ever made.โ
โTsar Bomba,โย said Dimitri.ย โMade by my country. Fifty megatons.
Boom.โ
Stratt continued.ย โSo weโd rather be out in the middle of the ocean where we wonโt eradicate any cities.โ
โOh,โย I said.
โAnd as we get more and more Astrophage, weโll go further and further out to sea. Anyway. Head down to the hangar deck. I have carpenters building accommodations and o๏ฌces as we speak. Pick some you like and lay claim.โ
โThis is our life now,โย said Dimitri.ย โWelcome