She never texted me back.
It had been eight days since the last time I saw her, that morning of Popeyeโs fall. Iโd sent her another text two days ago. She didnโt reply to that either. I figured two unanswered messages was the max before I started to look desperate, so I left it at that.
Iโd taken Popeye to Rochester to see his doctor after his accident. He was fine. Iโd gone down to the hardware store while I was there and bought him the railing and tread for his tub. Installed that yesterday. Helped Doug dig a trench. Made a coffee table.
I would have rather seen Alexis.
To say this was a disappointment was an understatement. I thought things between us had gone well.
I guess they hadnโt.
It was seven a.m. and gloomy outside. I was sitting in the four-season porch of the house having a coffee when AmberโMomโcalled.
Mom wasnโt really my mom. Not for any practical purposes. Sheโd had me when she was fifteen. My dad had been a sixteen-year-old tourist whose family had no interest in me. Grandma and Grandpa raised me.
I had only fleeting memories of ever seeing Amber as a kid. She took off as soon as she could drive. We didnโt really have a relationship until after my grandparents died.
Theyโd left the house toย her.
My aunt Andrea, Lizโs mom, and Aunt Justine, my cousin Joshโs mom, didnโt want it. They both lived in South Dakota and had no intention of coming back to Wakan. So my grandparents had left the house to Amber, probably thinking theyโd change their will to me when I was old enough, but theyโd never gotten around to it. So Amber took all.
I begged her not to sell it. At twenty-three, I hadnโt had the means to buy it. I convinced her to let me run it as a rental, that sheโd get a deposit every week, and she could always sell it if it didnโt work out. Sheโd agreed, and weโd entered into the arrangement that Iโd been living under for the last five years.
When she called, she called about money.
โAmber,โ I said, answering on the third ring, trying not to sound as moody as I felt.
โHi, Daniel, itโs Amber.โ
I rubbed my forehead tiredly. Sometimes I thought she wasnโt all there. โWhatโs up?โ I asked.
โSo, are you gardening right now?โ โWhat?โ
โWhat are you doing?โ
She was making small talk. That was weird. โIโm just sitting here, in the four-season porch. Why?โ
She paused.
โSo, I donโt know how to say this without just coming right out and saying it? Iโm selling the house.โ
I froze. โWhat? What are you talking about?โ โIโm listing it. Like, today.โ
I stood. โWhaโwhy?โ
She was making shuffling noises. She seemed distracted.
โAmber, you canโt.โ
โI already have an agent. That Barbara lady? The one from Root River Real Estate or whatever? She says itโs worth five hundred thousand dollars!โ
I shook my head. โButโฆitโs going well as a rental, itโs making money.โ โIโm tired of owning it. Itโs too stressful. I have to deal with the taxesโโ โIโllย do it. Letย meย do the taxesโโ
โNah. Itโs just too much work. I donโt have time.โ
Bullshit. She didnโt lift a finger, I didย everything. She wanted the money. I went outside and started to pace.
โWhy donโtย youย just buy it?โ she asked.
โAmber, I donโt have the money for a down payment on a house like this. Itโs going to be tens of thousands of dollars.โ My mind was racing. โThe house has been in this family a hundred and twenty-five years,โ I said. โYou canโt do this. Grandpa wouldโโ
โGrandpa would what, Daniel? Roll over in his grave?โ I could tell she was rolling her eyes. โItโs being used by strangers. Donโt be so dramatic. Itโs not like you live there or something.โ
โIย doย live there!โ
โYou live in theย garage. Why donโt you ask whoever buys it if you can just stay there? Like, rent it or something. And anyway, Barbara says itโll probably just get bought by an investment company who wants to keep it as a B & B. So maybe theyโll keep you. You could have the same job and everything.โ
โAnd if they donโt? If a family buys it to live in? Youโd let that happen to the house? Iโll lose my job, apartment, my workshopโโ
I stopped at the side of the house and peered up at it. The twisting vines and oak trees on the stained-glass window shone emerald under the hand-
wrought eaves that my great-great-great- grandpa carved with his bare hands. My great-great-grandpa had been born in the bedroom with the four- poster bed. My grandpa proposed to my grandma in the living room in front of the fireplace with the green tile mosaic.
I knew every nook and cranny of this house. She couldnโt sell it. I couldnโt let her. This was my home. My entire childhood. Generations of Grants had been born here, raised here,ย diedย here.
โLook,โ I said. โGive me a few months to get a down payment together.
Please. So I have a fighting chance at a loan.โ
I had no idea where Iโd get the money. I got a percentage of every rental in exchange for managing the property, and I sold my furniture when I completed a piece. But it was a hobby, not a stable source of income, and the house wouldnโt rent again until at least May. I lived modestly. I had a couple thousand saved up, but not nearly enough to put down what I was sure the bank would ask for.
She sighed. โI donโt knowโโ
โIโll open it up for the off-season,โ I said before even thinking about it. โYouโll get all that added income. Plus, thereโs work it needs,โ I added quickly. โThereโs water damage in the Jack and Jill room, the roof needs to be replaced. If that stuff doesnโt get repaired, itโll just lower the value, and itโs going to take me a few months to fix anyway.โ
She was quiet for a moment.
โAmber. I have never asked you for anything.ย Please. Give me this.โ
There was a long pause. โAll right. Fine. Six months. But thatโs it. I need the cash. Iโm opening up a bike shop with Enrique.โ
And there it was.
I squeezed my eyes shut. I had no idea who that was. Probably some guy she just started hooking up with who was going to take her money and run.
I couldnโt even care at this point. Nothing I could do about it either way. She always did what she wanted, and this would be no different.
I nodded, even though she couldnโt see me. โOkay. Thank you.โ
I hung up with her, only half believing sheโd even keep the promise.
Six months. I had six months to raise fifty thousand dollars.
After the phone call with Amber this morning, Iโd been to the bank. The good news was the B & B had five years of stable earnings that would more than cover the amount of the mortgage if I were to take it on, and my five years as a property manager and my good credit could definitely secure me a loan. The bad news was I had to have fifty thousand dollars as a down payment.
It might as well have been a million. It didnโt seem possible.
I stood in my workshop, inventorying. Projects were stacked up floor-to- ceiling along the walls. Grandpaโs work from before he died. He was notorious for starting something and losing interest. Sanded rocking chairs that needed to be stained, dining room tables with missing legs, dressers without knobs, bed frames that just needed to be assembled.
If I could power through the backlog, finish what was already started, maybe add a few of my own artistic touches to the pieces to raise value, I could take it all down to the indoor swap meet in Rochester and sell it. There might be enough here to raise the money.
Maybe.
This, coupled with the seven thousand I already had set aside, might do it. It would be an exhaustive amount of work. Iโd still need to run the damn B & B on top of it. But I could do it. I could do all of it.
Iย hadย to.
Iโd never hated someone in my entire life, but right now Iย hatedย Amber. It was hard to believe weโd been raised by the same people, given the same values, and grown up in the same place. How could she not love that house? Feel protective over it? It had a soul, itย breathed. It was our responsibility.
I guess I couldnโt really be surprised. Iโd known Amber and I were going to end up here eventually.
Amber needing money was the hallmark of my childhood. Amber calling Grandma and Grandpa and them bailing her out, no matter what she did. I remember the calls every couple of months, begging for wire transfers. Grandma sitting in the pantry on the phone with her daughter, the curly phone cord pulled taut and shut into the door, the conversation muffled and whispered. Grandpa was more tough love with her, but she could always get Grandma to fold.
I used to wonder exactly what my mother would have to do to fall from my grandmotherโs good graces. It was like the standard was so fucking low, even the most heinous of her crimes were just followed by a sigh and a head shake.
When she visited, she stole things. Sheโd go down to the VFW and get shit-faced and end up in a bar fight with someone, and Grandpa would have to go get her out of the drunk tank at the post office. When she wasnโt in Wakan, she jumped from one deadbeat guy to the next. She almost never had an address.
I think the only reason this arrangement lasted as long as it had was because a reliable source of income got deposited directly into her account during the busy season. She never had a steady job. She waitressed and was a flight attendant once, but she could never hold down a position for more than a few months. Then Iโd get a phone call asking me to advance her money.
Sometimes sheโd claim she had some health issue that she needed cash for. A thousand dollars for a root canal, or money for a down payment on a new car because sheโd crashed the last one without insurance. It was always something. Only now the something was so big, she had to sell the house to cover it.
I updated the website to show the B & B had availability starting on Friday and gritted my teeth as I hit Enter.
Being open in the off-season was almost pointless. At best, weโd be at half capacity, and the amount of work this meant for me with only half the payout wasnโt worth it. I was tied to the property when I had guests. I couldnโt even make a trip to the hardware store in Rochester when I had people in the house unless I was able to get Liz or Doug to fill in for me. I had to have coffee out by six a.m. for the early risers and a gourmet breakfast ready by nine oโclock. Checkout at eleven, then cleaning the rooms, stripping beds, checking the next guests in at three oโclock. It was a never-ending hamster wheel. And I had to do all those things whether I had one room booked or all four. But I had to make it work. Because if Amber didnโt see the money, sheโd probably list the house now instead of in October.
I sent out an email blast to our guest list. I mentioned some fun new spring breakfasts Iโd make, the leaves budding, a complimentary wine-and- cheese hour in the foyer that Iโd be adding to the stay. Then I started in on the pieces in the garage. I was about an hour into it when my cell phone pinged. I was in a shit mood, but the second I saw who it was, that changed.
Alexis:ย Sorry, just realized I never replied.
I grinned. Then I called her.
She answered on the second ring. โUh, hello?โ โHi.โ
โDid you just call me? On purpose? Without texting to tell me first like a normal person?โ
โYeeessss.โ I smiled. โIsnโt that what you do with phones?โ โThatโs not what I do with mine.โ
โYou make it sound like I sent you an unsolicited dick pic.โ โThe dick pic would have been less shocking.โ
I laughed.
โWhat if Iโd been in the middle of something?โ she asked. โThen you wouldnโt have answered. Wild, I know.โ
I could tell she was smiling.
โIโm working on something,โ I said. โI canโt text right now.โ โOh, yeah? What are you working on?โ
โA chair.โ
โYouโre fixing it?โ โIโm making it.โ
โWooow,โ she said. โYou know how to do that?โ
โIโm a carpenter,โ I said. โThe whole family is. All my cousins. Liz too.
My grandpa taught us.โ
โCool. Do you have an Instagram for your woodworking? Iโd love to follow it.โ
I shook my head. โNo. I donโt do social media.โ She paused. โLike, at all?ย Ever?โ
โNope. Itโs a waste of time. I spend two hours on TikTok, and I lose two hours. I spend two hours in my workshop, and I have a chair. I prefer the chair.โ
โButโฆhow do you keep up with people if you donโt do social media?โ โI call them.โ
She laughed.
That chemistryโฆit was like the second we reconnected, there we were. I heard the sound of a door opening and closing.
โWhere are you?โ I asked, grabbing my measuring tape and getting back to my project.
โIโm sitting by the pool on a recliner.โ
I arched an eyebrow. โYou have a pool?โ The only pool we had around here was the river.
โYup. I just came home from a friendโs house.โ
I liked this. If she was at a friendโs house and she remembered she never replied to my text, it was probably because they were talking about me.
โWhich friend?โ I asked.
โEh, just one from across the street.โ
She always answered my questions like this, I realized. She gave me the same vague response whenever I asked her anything. I didnโt know her last name, what hospital she worked in. Hell, I hadnโt even known she was a doctor until the Popeye thing. But I figured sheโd open up to me when she was ready, so I didnโt push it.
โSo,โ I said, โwhat have you been up to?โ
โNot much. Working mostly.โ I heard theย pithย of a can opening.
I put in my earbuds so I could have both my hands. โSo what kind of doctor are you?โ I asked. I hadnโt had a chance to ask her before she took off on me the other day.
โIโm an ER physician.โ
โAh,โ I said, measuring the chair leg and marking it with a pencil. โWhyโd you pick that?โ
She sounded like she was stretching. โI didnโt plan on it. I was going to go into neurosurgery, but I met my best friend and she was pursuing
emergency medicine and she got me into it. Itโs fun. And I like being there on someoneโs worst day. I like saving people.โ
I smiled. โAny interesting cases?โ โOh,ย lots.โ
โLike what?โ
She made a humming noise. โI pulled a Barbie shoe out of a kidโs nose yesterday. And some guy used a nail gun to shoot a three-inch nail into his foot this morning. He was stuck to the floor. The paramedics had to use a hammer to pry him off.โ
I sucked air through my teeth. โOuch.โ
โOnce this guy swallowed a Fitbit. He was cheating and he got a text from another woman on it. His girlfriend demanded he show it to her, so he ate it. It was still tracking his steps from his stomach. We have Nunchuck Guy. He comes in once a month with a concussion. There was the guy with a flashlight stuck in his rectumโโ
โWhy is it always guys?โ
โI donโt know, Daniel. Why is it always guys?โ I pictured her grin. โHey,ย Iย have never been to the ER. Doug does my stitches.โ โDougย does your stitches?โ
I nodded. โYup. He was a medic in the army. Saves me a two-hour round-trip to Rochester every time. Uses a barbless fishhook and a ten- pound test line.โ
โPlease tell me youโre kiddingโฆโ
โNope. He does a good job too. Straight.โ
โOh, my God,โ she breathed. โWhat do you use for the pain?โ โGin?โ
She laughed.
I needed to use the saw, but I couldnโt do it with her on the phone, so I decided to stain some headboards instead. I got up and grabbed some brushes. โSo, back to the flashlight thing. Does this happen often?โ
โYou have no idea. Peopleย loveย putting stuff up their butts. And they always want you to think they fell on it in the shower. About fifty percent of my job is keeping a straight face.โ
I chuckled. โSame. Someone spray-painted dicks on the bike trail yesterday. Mrs. Jenson came to tell me, and she kept mouthing the word โpenisโ because she couldnโt bring herself to actually say it out loud and I had to look very concerned and nod a lot.โ
โAny leads on who did it?โ she asked, a smile in her voice.
โEh, itโs teenagers. Itโs always teenagers. Firecrackers in mailboxes, stealing wine coolers from the grocery store, nature peeingโโ
โNature peeingโฆโ she deadpanned.
โYup.โ I pried open a paint can. โIt is exactly what it sounds like. The businesses are either closed for the season or they donโt want kids in their stores using their bathrooms, so they just go where they can. The alley outside of the pharmacy was starting to smell like a urinal.โ
โAnd you have to deal with this? This isnโt a police issue?โ
โI suppose it is if Jake can catch them,โ I said. โWhich he canโt. Evading the police is a time-honored Wakan tradition,โ I said, stirring the stain. โThatโs half the fun.โ
โAh. So what are you going to do about this crime spree, Mayor?โ
โIโm working on a volunteer program for the off-season, actually. Stuff to keep them busy. Dougโs going to teach them beekeeping, Iโll do a woodworking workshop. If they do community service, they get credits to use at the rental place for bikes or kayaks. Weโre having a fund-raiser for it in a few weeks.โ
โNice. I thought you said the mayor thing was honorary.โ
I shrugged. โIt is. I mean, I was elected. But the townโs too small for it to be a paying gig, so I always feel like it doesnโt really count. Itโs just sort of something the Grants have always done.โ
โWell, you sound like a very good mayor,โ she said. โEven if you donโt feel like itโs a real thingโwhich it sounds like it is. You could have punished the kids instead.โ
I shook my head. โNah. Grace costs you nothing,โ I said, brushing stain on a headboard.
โHuh?โ
โGrace costs you nothing. My grandma used to say it. She especially liked to say it to herself when I was being a little shit.โ
โI somehow doubtย youย were ever a little shit.โ
โItโs hard being a teenager here,โ I said. โIt can be very boring. Actually, itโs hard being an adult here too. You know, if the population is less than a thousand, it isnโt even a town. Itโs a village.โ
โSo youโre a villager,โ she said, sounding amused.
โYup. Any chance I can get you to raid my village tonight? Because Iโd like to see you.โ
โI canโt.โ I pictured her putting out a bottom lip. โI have a girlsโ weekend thing. Iโm leaving tomorrow morning.โ
My smile fell a fraction of an inch. It had already been over a week. I wanted to see her.
โYouโll just have to settle for talking to me instead,โ she said, a smile in her voice.
I grinned โOkay. What do you want to talk about?โ โI donโt know.โ
โHow about we play a game?โ I asked.
โA game? Whatย kindย of game?โ โA get-to-know-you game.โ
I pictured a shrug. โOkay. Sure.โ
If history was any indication, sheโd deflect the questions I really wanted to know the answers to. So I decided to keep it light.
โIf you could go back in time, when would you visit?โ
โHmmmmm,โ she said. โThatโs a good question. Am I a ghost? Or do I actually have to live back then?โ
I shook my head. โWhy would you want to be a ghost?โ
โToo many diseases. Diphtheria, smallpox, bubonic plague. People back then lived to the ripe old age of childbirth.โ
โYou could be anyone,โ I said. โAny gender. You could be a king.โ
โYou think kings had it any better? What about Charles II of Spain? He was so inbred he could barely eat. His jaw was horribly disfigured, he had rickets, hallucinations, an oversized head, he was impotent and infertile. Henry VIII had an ulcerated leg from a jousting match that was so putrid you could smell him coming from three rooms over. And some think he went mad from syphilis.โ
I smiled. โSo a little syph and youโre out, huh?โ
โAre we still talking about the king thing, or is this a dating question? Syphilis is highly treatable and nothing to be ashamed of. A single intramuscular injection of long-acting benzathine penicillin will take care of it.โ
โOkay, we get it, you know how to cure syphilis.โ She laughed again.
โYeah, youโre right,โ I said, dipping my brush in the can and tapping it. โI read a lot of historic nonfiction. I guess itย wasย pretty brutal back then.โ
โHistoric nonfiction?โ she said, sounding a little surprised.
โMy favorite kind of read.โ
โMe too. I like the medical aspects. I always think about how Iโd do it differently if I lived back then, knowing what I know.โ
โI like it because it happened,โ I said. โCanโt get frustrated with the plot if itโs a true story. And you learn something.โ
โYeah. You know, reading makes your penis look biggerโdonโt quote me on it, the science is really new.โ
โIs that whatโs going on down there? I was wondering. Just finishedย War and Peace, by the way.โ
She laughed so hard I think she spit out her drink.
โI like to read,โ I said, grinning. โItโs the only way I get to live somewhere that isnโt Wakan. I read three, four books a week. A lot of audiobooks. That way I can work and read at the same time.โ
โIโve never done an audiobook,โ she admitted.
โOh, you should. Itโs like a movie for your ears. You could listen on your drive down to see me. Which is when again?โ
โDaniel, you know how much I love watching you work. But Iโve got my countryโs five hundredth anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. Iโm swamped.โ
A line straight out ofย The Princess Bride. I was cracking up.
God, I liked talking to her. I couldnโt remember the last time Iโd liked talking to someone this much. I liked seeing her more, but this was a close second for sure.
I checked my watch. โI gotta feed Chloe.โ
โOh,โ she said, sounding a little disappointed. โI guess I should hang up with you then.โ
I set my brush on the lid of the can. โNope, Iโm taking you with me. Took me a week to get you on the phone, Iโm not hanging up with you
now.โ
I didnโt hang up with her later either. We talked for five hours straight.