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doorbell chimes in the distance after another round of unbelievable s*x. Julian has more stamina than ten triathlon winners, and although I want to keep up with him, my pussy
officially tapped out for the night, and no amount of lube or oral s*x will change my mind.
โExpecting someone?โ I roll off him so he can get up. โNo.โ He reaches for his phone and curses.
โWhat?โ
โItโs my mom.โ
I jolt upright. โWhat is she doing here this late?โ
Loud banging against the front door has both of us staring at each other with wide eyes.
โMy car is outside.โ He nods.
โDo you think she will suspect something?โ
โIโm pretty sure she jumped to conclusions the moment she saw that you were here.โ
I throw the comforter over my head. โDonโt mind me. Iโm going to stay here forever.โ
He chuckles as he pulls the comforter down. โIโll tell her not to make a big deal of it.โ
โThis is your mother weโre talking about. Iโm pretty sure she is already calling theย Wisteria Weeklyย to announce the news.โ
โIโll swear her to secrecy.โ
โItโs cold out here!โ The doorbell app echoes her shouting from downstairs.
He presses a button on his phone. โIโm coming now.โ โAnd Dahlia?โ
Good luck getting out of seeing her.
โI heard that,โ his mother responds, startling me.
I said that out loud?
Julian muffles his laugh with his fist while I glare at his phone screen. โBe right there.โ My attempt at a cheery voice falls flat.
Julian collects our clothes and helps me get dressed in record time before leading me downstairs. I smooth out a wrinkle running down the center of my dress while he opens the front door.
โMa. What are you doing here?โ
โDahlia!โ Josefina brushes past her son and throws her arms around me. โWhat a nice surprise.โ
I give Julian a look.
She holds me at armโs length. โAre you okay?โ โSure? Is there a reason I shouldnโt be?โ
She shoots her son a terrifying glare. โI saw Rafaโs video.โ She turns back to me. โI came here to give Julian a piece of my mind, but I see itโs not necessary.โ The grin on her face should come with a warning label.
โOh, I wonโt stop you from giving him hell.โ I gesture toward the man standing off to the side with his arms crossed.
โDonโt tempt me.โ She plants her hands on her hips. โLuis Julian Lopez Junior, what were you thinking, scaring her like that?โ
He doesnโt speak.
I place my hand on her shoulder. โItโs fine, Josefina. Julian and I talked it out.โ
She turns toward me with hearts in her eyes. โDid you?โ โYup.โ
โI was wondering why your dress is on inside outโฆโ โWhat?โ I turn my neck to check for a tag.
โKidding!โ
โMa,โ Julian groans.
She shrugs. โWhat? I wanted to confirm something.โ โThe fact that youโre crazy?โ
She cackles.
Julian shoots me a look over her shoulder. โJosefina,โ I say.
That seems to sober her. โYes?โ
โDo you mind keeping this between us?โ She winces.
โWho did you tell?โ Julian grumbles. โRosa.โ
I want to get annoyed, but Josefina truly canโt help herself. The woman was born with a big heart and an even bigger mouth.
Julian glares at his mother.
Her arms shoot up to her sides in submission. โThatโs it. I swear.โ
Julian reaches for the door. โCall Rosa on your way home and tell her not to tell anyone else.โ
Her left brow curves into a perfect arch. โDonโt tell anyoneย what?โ โWhat you saw.โ He kisses the top of her head before yanking the door
open.
Josefina walks outside. โAnd what exactly did I see?โ She bats her lashes at her son.
โToo damn much.โ โDonโtโโ
โTe quiero. Cuรญdate.โ He swings the door shut, closing us off yet again from the outside world.
Just how I like it.
Julian tried his hardest to have me stay over, and I nearly caved to his request, but then I remembered our agreement. If I want to protect myself
from getting hurt by him again, I should steer clear of cuddling, late-night pillow talk, and sleepovers.
When I wake up the next morning, I find my mom waiting for me in the kitchen.
Te quiero. Cuรญdate:ย Take Care.
โMami?โ I rub the sleep from my eyes. โShouldnโt you be at work?โ โI wanted to be here when you woke up.โ
Ah, shit.ย I knew this conversation was coming once Josefina found me at Julianโs house last night, but I didnโt expect it to happen so soon.
I place a coffee pod in my momโs Nespresso machine before turning around. โIโm sorry you had to find out about everything the way you did.โ
โYou think Iโm upset?โ โYes?โ
โNo,ย mija. Iโm worried.โ
Unlike my momโs usual bouts of anxiety, this feels different.
โYou came backโฆso sad. I donโt want to see you like that again.โ I drop a teaspoon of sugar in my cup. โIโm doing better.โ
โI know, which is why I worry.โ โThis is different.โ
โHow so?โ
โUmโฆโย Yeah, itโs a hard pass on talking about my s*x life.
โItโs not too serious yet,โ I say.
She makes a noise in the back of her throat. โWeโre seeing how things go,โ I add.
She nods. โYouโre old enough to make your own decisions.โ
Iโm stunned into silence. I expected my mom to be rattling off about s*x before marriage and rushing to have a church wedding to save my soul, not this.
โThatโs it?โ I ask.
She rises from her stool and drops a kiss on the top of my head. โThatโs
it.โ
โYouโre not going to warn me about getting hurt or being stupid or something?โ
โJulian wonโt hurt you.โ
I rear back. โHow do you know?โ
โThe answer is obvious every time I catch him staring at you.โ My heart misses a beat. โWhat do you mean?โ
โThat man would rather hurt himself before putting you in true harmโs way.โ
I lock my knees together to stop myself from toppling over. โMami.โ โItโs been that way since you were kids.โ
โDo youโฆโ My voice trails off. โDo Iย what?โ
Think he could be the one?
Are you serious, Dahlia? You got out of a serious relationship less than five months ago.
I shake my head. โNothing.โ
Lily replays the video of me screaming for the fifth time this afternoon. She has spent our entire lunch together showing everyone who will spare a minute of their day.
At this rate, by five p.m., everyone in town will have seen me losing my shit over a ghost that doesnโt exist and a Halloween lawn decoration Rafa found in Josefinaโs garage.
I rise from my seat to the sounds of the waitress and Lily laughing together.
โHey! Wait up!โ Lily calls after me. โNo.โ I walk out of the diner.
Lily chases after me. โStop!โ My sister huffs and puffs as she grabs my arm and yanks me away from my car. โWhat was that about?โ
I throw my hands in the air. โIโm sick of seeing that video.โ โCome on. You have to admit itโs kind of funny.โ
โItโsย embarrassing.โ
โI beg to differ. Itโs so cute how you cry out for Julian.โ She repeats the part where I almost break into tears.
I bite down on my tongue until I taste blood. โIโm going to kill Rafa for sharing that video in the group chat.โ
โIt would have been a hate crime to keep this gem hidden from us.โ Lily shows me the screenshot she saved as her phoneโs lock screen.
โI wonโt sleep well until I get my revenge.โ
She rubs her hands together. โWhat are we thinking?โ โWe?โ
โYouโre not seriously thinking of doing something fun without me.โ โThe fewer the witnesses, the better.โ
She winks. โJust how I like it.โ โYou want to help?โ
โOf course. You and I are partners in crime.โ
โSpeaking of crime, your friendโs brother is a deputy, right?โ
Her smile alone could land her on the FBIโs Most Wanted list. โYes.โ โDo you think he is the type to willingly arrest someone who isnโt
actually guilty of a crime?โ
โIโm sure he can be enticed into the idea with a gift card to the townโs bookstore or something like that. Why? Whatโs the plan?โ
โYou canโt tell anyone.โ
She holds out her pinkie like we did as kids. โPinkie promise.โ
I lock mine with hers. โIโm thinking of waiting until after Thanksgiving so he doesnโt suspect a thingโฆโ