THE NEXT MORNING, a term I use loosely since it was not yet dawn, the Colonel shook me awake. Lara was wrapped in my arms, folded into my body.
“We gotta go, Pudge. Time to roll up.” “Dude. Sleeping.”
“You can sleep after we check in. IT’S TIME TO GO!” he shouted. “All right. All right. No screaming. Head hurts.” And it did. I could feel
last night’s wine in my throat and my head throbbed like it had the morning after my concussion. My mouth tasted like a skunk had crawled into my throat and died. I made an effort not to exhale near Lara as she groggily extricated herself from the sleeping bag.
We packed everything quickly, threw our empty bottles into the tall grass of the field—littering was an unfortunate necessity at the Creek, since no
one wanted to throw an empty bottle of booze in a campus trash can—and walked away from the barn. Lara grabbed my hand and then shyly let go.
Alaska looked like a train wreck, but insisted on pouring the last few sips of Strawberry Hill into her cold instant coffee before chucking the bottle behind her.
“Hair of the dog,” she said.
“How ya doin’?” the Colonel asked her. “I’ve had better mornings.”
“Hungover?”
“Like an alcoholic preacher on Sunday morning.”
“Maybe you shouldn’t drink so much,” I suggested.
“Pudge.” She shook her head and sipped the cold coffee and wine. “Pudge, what you must understand about me is that I am a deeply unhappy person.”
We walked side by side down the washed-out dirt road on our way back to campus. Just after we reached the bridge, Takumi stopped, said “uh-oh,” got on his hands and knees, and puked a volcano of yellow and pink.
“Let it out,” Alaska said. “You’ll be fine.”
He finished, stood up, and said, “I finally found something that can stop the fox. The fox cannot summit Strawberry Hill.”
Alaska and Lara walked to their rooms, planning to check in with the Eagle later in the day, while Takumi and I stood behind the Colonel as he knocked on the Eagle’s door at 9:00 AM.
“Y’all are home early. Have fun?” “Yes sir,” the Colonel said. “How’s your mom, Chip?”
“She’s doing well, sir. She’s in good shape.” “She feed y’all well?”
“Oh yes sir,” I said. “She tried to fatten me up.” “You need it. Y’all have a good day.”
“Well, I don’t think he suspected anything,” the Colonel said on our way back to Room 43. “So maybe we actually pulled it off.” I thought about going over to see Lara, but I was pretty tired, so I just went to bed and slept through my hangover.
It was not an eventful day. I should have done extraordinary things. I should have sucked the marrow out of life. But on that day, I slept eighteen hours out of a possible twenty-four.
