REAL LIFE
Tuesday
“I HAVE NEVER loved a grocery store,” I say, “like I love this grocery store.” “I love all grocery stores.” Sabrina wheels our cart around an endcap
toward the Crayola-bright produce section.
“Honestly, I have a hard time with grocery stores now,” Cleo says. “Once you start growing your own fruits and veggies, everything else pales in comparison.”
“Oh, is that so?” Sabrina pauses to feel a couple of mangoes. “I wouldn’t know.”
Something about the way she says it makes it clear it’s a barb. Or it at least suggests that, and then the way Cleo’s eyes flick up but don’t fully roll confirms it.
“I’ve told you,” Cleo says. “You can visit in the winter. Things are too busy now.” She shoots me a look. “Open invitation, Harry: if you and Wyn want to come up to the farm then too, we’d love to have you.”
I focus on checking a box of strawberries for mold. Because this adorable coastal market has been blessed by angels, there isn’t the tiniest bit of fuzz. I check three more boxes, all of them mold-free. “Seriously,” I say. “This is the best grocery store on the planet.”
“You like this grocery store because you don’t have to make any decisions because you’re always with us, and I’m good at making lists,”
Sabrina says. “And you hate every other grocery store because I’m not there to meal plan for you. If you moved back in with us, we could fix that.” She turns to Cleo. “And Parth and I are amazing houseguests, by the way. We always bring chocolate babka from Zabar’s.”
She says it flatly, in her unbothered Sabrina way, but I can tell by Cleo’s expression that the little jabs are landing with some force. “We didn’t cancel your visit because we think you’re bad houseguests,” she says. “Things just got hectic.”
Before Sabrina can reply to that, I jump in: “Well, I’m so glad you and Kim could still make the trip work. That means a lot.”
Cleo’s mouth softens into a smile. “I’m glad too.” She brushes a hand over Sabrina’s elbow. “I mean, how often do two of your best friends get married?”
Sabrina grins now too, irritation apparently forgotten. “Well, in this case, at least twice, since we’ll still have to do a big family wedding next year. Plus, if Parth has his way, there will probably be three or four more sprinkled in there somewhere.”
“Well, of course,” I say. “You’ve got to make sure it sticks.”
From the far end of the shop, I can hear Kimmy barking orders at Wyn and Parth like she’s a musher. Their strategy in this pseudo-game is always to go as fast as possible, which means they end up having to circle the whole store like three times, while Cleo, Sabrina, and I lazily meander, testing fruit and sorting through the impressive imported cheese fridge. There are usually even a couple of Cleo’s favorite nut cheeses.
The game’s gotten more elaborate over the years. We are now to the point where Sabrina makes the list, cuts it into tiny one-line strips, folds the strips, puts them in a bowl, and has each of us take turns pulling random grocery items out until both “teams” have an even number.
Another reason I know this is not a real game: Sabrina clearly does not give one single shit about winning, and she is always hypercompetitive.
“Hold on a sec.” Cleo ducks down the row of fridges and returns with three large coconut waters. She drops two into our cart and pushes the other at me. “You’re green.”
Sabrina examines me. “More like chartreuse.”
A flash of memory: Parth shoving green drinks with paper umbrellas into our sweaty hands as we danced around the patio.
I wince. “Don’t say that word.”
Sabrina cackles. “What about puce?”
“Puce is more like a dark red,” Cleo puts in helpfully. “Like if one were to puke up red wine?” Sabrina asks.
I grab a loose Maine blueberry and throw it at her. At the front of the store, someone is whooping. “We Are the Champions” starts to play over phone speakers.
“Wow,” Sabrina says, tossing a couple of blueberries into her mouth. “They win again. Who would’ve thought?”
“How is Kimmy even alive,” I ask, “let alone whooping and cheering?” “I don’t know, dude. She’s superhuman,” Cleo says. “Plus, she woke me
up to tell me about the body shots, and I took the opportunity to pour three gallons of water into her mouth.” Her brow arches. “Kind of surprised Wyn didn’t think to do that for you. He was totally sober when I went to bed.”
I busy myself with another package of blueberries. “Aha!” I spin back. “See that? Mold.”
“Every rose has its thorn,” Sabrina says, angling our cart back toward the front of the shop. “Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song.”
Another flash of memory: me, kneeling on the ground, atop the comforter Wyn’s dragged to the floor. Arms up, baby, he says gently. He peels the ruined white T-shirt over my head, runs a cool washcloth over my collarbones, collecting what’s left of my mess. I can barely keep my eyes open. Did you get me the shirt about the rodeos? The I’ve been to so many fucking rodeos shirt?
I got it, he says. Arms back up. I must not lift them high enough, because his rough palms catch the undersides of my biceps and ease them over my head. Then the butter-soft fabric is being tugged down around me, pooling against the tops of my thighs.
I love this shirt, I grumble.
I know, he says, sliding my hair out from under the collar. That’s why I brought it. Now go to sleep.
“Har?” Cleo jolts me out of the memory. “You actually are puce now.” “That word.” I press my hand over my mouth and bolt for the bathroom.
• • •
THE INSTANT I step under the jangling bells and into Murder, She Read, I feel five hundred thousand times better.
Which is to say, I still feel like utter shit, but shit ensconced in books and sun-warmed windows. Shit with sugary iced latte flowing through its veins. I’ve never finished a chapter on one of these trips, let alone a book, but
I’ve always loved coming here, picking out my next read.
Wyn and Cleo split off for Nonfiction, and Kimmy darts to Romance. Parth heads for General Fiction, and Sabrina veers toward Horror. I alone head for the black coffin mounted to the wall, door ajar and waiting, Mysteries painted in gold letters at the top of the box.
I step through it to the room beyond, a space nearly as large as all other genres combined.
I’d never been a big reader until the summer before I started at Mattingly, when all my high school extracurriculars and AP summer work abruptly ended. My acceptance to (and funding for!) the school of my dreams was already assured, and I was bored for the first time in my life.
I found the dime-store mystery in Eloise’s old room, now the family office, when I went in to look for packing tape. I sat on the windowsill to read the first page and didn’t look up until I’d finished the book. Afterward, I went straight to the library for another. I probably read twenty cozy mysteries that summer.
I run my fingers along the paperback spines, each title featuring a worse pun than the last. As I pull one out, Cleo appears at my side. “I thought you’d read that one.”
“This?” I hold it up. “Maybe you’re thinking of Dying to Give. The one about the auctioneer murdered at the fundraiser. This one’s Dying to Sieve,
about a baker who finds a body inside a bag of flour.” “A whole body?” she says.
“It’s a really big bag,” I say. “Or a really small body, I’m not sure, but for a mere six dollars and ninety-nine cents, I could find out. Did you find something already?”
She holds up a dictionary-sized tome with a giant illustration of a mushroom on its pale green cover.
“Didn’t you already read that one?” I say.
Her mouth curls. “You’re thinking of Fabulous Fungi. This is
Miraculous Mushrooms.”
“How silly of me,” I say.
She leans away from me to peer through the doorway to the rest of the store. “So what do you think about all this?”
“All what?”
“Sabrina and Parth,” she says. “Getting married. In like four days.”
“I guess when you know, you know.” I slide the book back onto the shelf and keep skimming.
“Yeah.” A moment later, she says, “I guess things have just felt a little off with her.”
“Really?” I haven’t noticed anything, but then again, I haven’t been exceptionally present the last few months. I’ve known that the next time we talked—really talked—I’d have to talk about the breakup.
“Maybe I’m reading into it too much,” Cleo says, swirling her raspberry iced tea. “But last month, she texts me out of the blue that she and Parth were going to come up for a visit. And I said yes, because she seemed set on it. Only later I realized we were way too swamped, so I asked to reschedule, and I’ve barely heard from her since then. When we got in yesterday, I tried to talk to her about it, but she brushed it off, and then today she seems mad about it again.”
My fingers stop, hooked over a spine: Murder in the Maternity Ward. “I think she’s just taking this cottage thing hard,” I say. “I don’t think it’s personal.”
Cleo screws up her mouth. “Maybe.” She lifts her braids off her shoulder, shaking them to fan her neck. There’s no airflow in here, and the humidity is dense. “I guess I’ll try to talk to her again tonight. I just wanted to see if you’d noticed anything . . . different with her.”
“Nope!” I say, probably a bit too chipper. “I think everything seems totally normal.”
Cleo’s head cocks. I’m fully expecting her to cry You and Wyn broke up, didn’t you? at any second. Instead, she tucks her arm through mine and rests her head on my shoulder. “I’m probably just tired,” she says. “I always worry more when I’m tired.”
I frown. I’ve been so self-absorbed (and/or drunk) that somehow I missed the way her face has thinned, and the faint purple blots beneath her eyes. “Hey,” I say. “Are you okay?”
“Why wouldn’t I be?” That’s a weirdly evasive reply for Cleo.
“Because you run a whole-ass farm,” I say. “And you are but one dainty five-foot-two-inch woman.”
Her smile brightens her whole face. “Yes, but you forget: my girlfriend is a five-foot-ten-inch Scandinavian American goddess who can drink four barrels of moonshine and still win a grocery store race.”
“Clee,” I say.
She checks over her shoulder, then drops her voice. “Okay, yes, I’m stressed,” she says. “The truth is, Kimmy and I went back and forth about bowing out of this year’s trip for the last three weeks. When I told Sabrina we might have to miss it, it did not go well, so we decided we’d come for a couple of days. Only now we can’t head back early after all, so we’re scrambling to have neighbors go take care of things for us at home.”
“I’m so sorry,” I say. “How can I help?”
“It’s okay. It’s one week of stress. Well, and the full week it will take us to catch up on the time away.”
“Hey!”
For some reason—quite possibly all the subterfuge I’m currently engaged in—I jump when Sabrina pops her head in between us.
Cleo does too. “Don’t sneak up on us.”
“Um, I literally just walked up,” Sabrina says. “Did I catch you two in the middle of a drug deal or something?” She reaches between us to grab Cleo’s book, scrutinizing the cover. “Mushrooms? Again?”
Cleo’s lips thin. “They’re fascinating.”
“What about you, Sab?” I cut in. “Did you find anything?”
“Oh my god, yeah,” she says. “This book is a fictional take on the Donner Party.”
“How . . . nice,” I say.
She cackles, grabs the book out of my hand. I didn’t realize I was holding one—I must’ve yanked it out when she surprised us. “Harry,” she says, reading the back of it. “This book is every bit as fucked as mine.”
“I guarantee it’s not,” I say.
“An interior designer finds a hand behind a wall,” she says. “Yes, but it’s cozy.” I take the book back.
“How is that cozy,” she asks.
“It’s a cozy mystery,” I say. “It’s hard to explain.”
“Oh-kay.” Her voice wrenches up into a wordless yip of surprise as Kimmy appears at her shoulder. Beside me, Cleo grabs for the edge of the bookshelf, as if for support.
“Why is everyone so jumpy?” Kim asks.
“Sabrina’s reading about the Donners again,” Cleo says. “It’s fiction,” Sabrina says.
Cleo asks, “Where are Parth and Wyn? Are they finished?” Kimmy shrugs. “I passed Parth by the fancy books.” “What are the fancy books?” I ask.
“She means he’s looking for something the New York Times has described as ‘revelatory,’ ” Sabrina says.
“Actually . . .” Parth walks up with a paper bag already in hand. “I picked this because the Wall Street Journal gave it such a cranky review I needed to read it myself. It’s by this married couple who usually publish separately. One of them writes literary doorstop novels and the other writes romance.”
“What!” Kimmy snatches the book. “I know them!”
“Seriously?” Parth asks.
“I went to college with them in Michigan,” she says. “They weren’t together yet, though. Her books are really horny. Is this one horny?”
“The Wall Street Journal review didn’t touch on the horniness,” Parth says.
“Is Wyn done?” Sabrina asks. “Checking out now,” Parth confirms
“What’d he get, a Steinbeck novel?” she asks. Parth shrugs. “Dunno.”
There’s no way Wyn’s getting a Steinbeck novel. I’m surprised he’s buying a book, period, since we never have time to read on these trips and he’s cautious with his spending. But if he was going to get a book, it wouldn’t be about the American West. He would’ve felt like too much of a caricature.
Parth and Sabrina herd us toward the register. Cleo gets her mushroom book and I buy Death by Design, and then we step out onto the cobbled street. The sun is high in the sky, no trace of mist left, only dazzling blue. Across the street, Kimmy spots a flower cart in front of the florist and, with a squeal of delight, pulls Cleo after her.
“Parth and I are gonna grab more coffee.” Sabrina tilts her head toward the Warm Cup, the café next door with the awning-sheltered walk-up window. We’ve already been twice today. Once before the market, once after.
“Want anything?” she asks. “I’m good, thanks,” I tell her. “Wyn?”
He shakes his head. As they wander off, we stand in silence, avoiding gazes. “I meant to tell you,” he says finally. “I talked to Parth last night.”
“And?”
He clears his throat a little. “You’re right. We’ll have to tell them after this week.”
I’m not sure why that floods me with relief. The rest of my week is now guaranteed to be torturous. But at least Parth and Sabrina will get their
perfect day.
Wyn gets a text. He’s not usually so attentive to his phone. While he’s checking it, I lean toward him a little, trying to peer into his paper Murder, She Read bag.
He stuffs his phone back into his pocket. “You can just ask.” “Ask what?” I say.
His brow lifts. I stare back at him, impassive. Slowly, he slides his purchase from the bag and holds it out to me. It’s huge.
The Eames Way: The Life and Love Behind the Iconic Chair. “This is a coffee-table book,” I say.
“Is it?” He leans over to look at it. “Shit. I thought it was an airplane.” “Since when do you buy coffee-table books?” I ask.
“Is this some kind of trick question, Harriet?” he says. “You know these don’t require a special license, right?”
“Yes, but they require a coffee table,” I say. “And Gloria’s won’t have room for this.” Wyn’s mother is a pack rat. Not in a gross way, just in a sentimental one. Or rather his father was, and Gloria hasn’t changed much about the Connor family home since her husband passed.
The last time I was there, there was hardly an inch of space on the refrigerator. She had a printout of a group picture we’d all taken at the cottage on our first trip taped up there, right next to a Save the Date for one of Wyn’s cousins, who’d already gotten married, divorced, and remarried since then. His older sister Michael’s engineering degree sat on the mantel, right next to a framed one-page short story his younger sister, Lou, wrote when she was nine, beside a framed photo of Wyn’s high school soccer team.
Aside from the lack of space in his childhood home, this book had to have cost at least sixty dollars, and Wyn’s never been one to spend money. Not on himself, and not on anything whose value is primarily aesthetic. In our first apartment together, he used a tower of shoeboxes as a side table until he found a broken one on the street that he could fix.
He slides the coffee-table book out of my hand and drops it back into his bag. I’m still staring, puzzled, trying to make sense of all the tiny
differences between the Wyn of five months ago and the Wyn in front of me, but he’s gone back to checking his phone.
Kimmy comes bounding up with a bundle of sunflowers. “Where are Parth and Sabrina?” she asks, shielding her eyes against the sun.
“Sabrina needed more coffee,” Wyn says. “And Parth needed more Sabrina.”
“Awh.” She clutches her heart. “They’re so cute. Terrifying, but cute.” I catch Wyn peeking into the bag again, sort of smiling to himself.
In my chest, a metric ton drops onto the proverbial seesaw.
Oh my god.
The beard, the slight softening of his body, the sixty-dollar coffee-table book. All of the texting.
Is he . . . nesting?
Is he dating someone?
The seesaw jolts back in the other direction. A burst of cold air- conditioning and roasted espresso beans wafts toward us as Sabrina and Parth emerge from the coffee shop’s lesser-used interior. “I don’t know about y’all,” Sabrina says after a loud slurp on her paper straw, “but I could use some popovers.”
Ordinarily, the thought would make my mouth water.
Right now, the idea of dumping fried egg and jam into my seething stomach is worse than hearing puce a thousand times in rapid succession.
I smile so hard my molars twinge. “Sounds great.”
“Awh. Sunflowers. Sab loves those.” Parth leans over to smell them. Kimmy thrusts the bundle toward him. “These are for you and Sabrina.” “They’re just a sample,” Cleo puts in. “We went ahead and ordered some
bouquets for Saturday. I know you want it to be simple, but it’s not a wedding without flowers.”
Sabrina goes from eyeing the bouquet like it might be some kind of Trojan horse, sneakily stuffed with tiny mushroom encyclopedias, to clapping her hands together on a gasp. “Cleo! You didn’t have to do that.” She hooks an arm around Cleo’s head, pulling her in for a hug. “They’re gorgeous.”
“You’re gorgeous,” Cleo says, starting down the street, the rest of us following like baby ducks.
“No, you guys,” Parth says, “I’m gorgeous.”
Wyn hangs back beside me, asks tersely, “What just happened in there?” “In where?” I say.
“Your brain,” he says.
“Body shots,” I say. “My brain is full of body shots.” “Both a surgeon and a medical anomaly,” he says. “What can I say,” I reply flatly. “I’m—”
“I know.” He waves his arm in a circle. “Vast.”
My stomach lurches at the years-old inside joke. “I was going to say
hungover.”
