My motherโs assistants were glued to whatever was going on in her office and didnโt see me approach.
I muttered a greeting, startling the guy so badly he
sloshed water down the front of his checkered shirt.
โOh, Mr. Russo, your mother is in a meeting,โ the less terrified assistant
โGina or Ginnyโsaid, rising as I reached for the door handle.
My mother laughed at whoever was sitting across the desk from her. I frowned. โWhoโs in there?โ
โUh. Um. A new hire,โ the damp assistant squeaked, patting himself dry with napkins.
I hadnโt heard Mom laugh like that in a long time.
They were standing now, and I decided it was as good a time as any to interrupt.
โSpeak of the devil,โ Mom said when I stepped into her office. The other woman turned around. She was smiling.
She wasโฆย here?
โNo,โ I growled.
I heard a thud behind me and assumed the nervous assistant had fallen over trying to eavesdrop.
โOh. Yeah,โ FU pizza girl said smugly. โNo,โ I said again, shaking my head.
โDominic, meet Ally. Ally is joining our admin pool. Ally, Dominic is our creative director here atย Label.โ
โA word, Mother,โ I said. She couldnโt just dole out jobs to people who were too rude to keep them. Sheโd already hit her quota with me.
โIโm sorry, darling. I donโt have time. Be a dear and show Ally to HR,โ she said, picking up the phone. โGet me Naomi.โ
We were dismissed. But I was going to have several words with my mother at her earliest convenience.
I stopped by the assistantsโ desk and took a stab at her name. โGina, schedule me an appointment with my mother at her earliest convenience. Tell her itโs a budgetary meeting so she doesnโt try to cancel it.โ
She blinked at me. Her mouth opened and then closed.ย Shit. I should have gone with Ginny.
โIs there a problem?โ โYou know my name.โ
โOf course I know your name,โ I snapped, secretly relieved.
โYouโre a real man of the people, Charming,โ Ally said dryly behind
me.
I turned on her. โDonโt bother getting comfortable here,โ I warned her. โOr what? Youโll ruin another job for me?โ
โYou and I both know that you deserved to lose that job,โ I insisted.
โYou canโt be that rude to customers and then be surprised when youโre called out on it.โ
โAndย youย canโt be that rude toย peopleย and not get called out on it,โ she countered.
โYou started it,โ I snarled.
โAnd you thought you were above the rules.โ
Okay. She may have had the thinnest, most microscopic point.
โIt was an important call,โ I lied.
โWas it?โ she asked, wrinkling her nose in theatrical disbelief. โEveryone else in that restaurant had no problem following the rules.โ
โThe rule is bullshit.โ
โOf course it is!โ she threw her hands in the air. โGeorge also had rules like servers can only have half a slice of pizza per six-hour shift. Toppings were extra! And you could only take one pee break per shift!โ
โIf it was so miserable, why are you so upset he fired you?โ
โYouย got me fired,โ she yelled. โAnd I need the money, you buffoon!โ
No one in my entire life had ever called me a buffoon. At least not to my face. I would guess it hadnโt been bandied about behind my back either.
Asshole, yes. Motherfucking bastard, definitely. โBuffoon?โ I repeated, smirking.
โShut up. Iโm mad.โ
Good.
โYou should be thanking me,โ I insisted, pushing the button I knew would set her off.
โAre you completely delusional, Charming?โ
My motherโs easily startled assistant whose name I definitely did not know gasped behind me, reminding me that we had an audience.
I gripped her by the elbow and pulled her away from the office and our audience into a small conference room. It was the same feeling as when Iโd held her wrist in the restaurant. An awakening, a hum in my blood.
โAre you dragging me in here to dismember me?โ she demanded, swatting at my hand.
Reluctantly, I let go.
We were toe-to-toe just like weโd been in the restaurant. I could smell lemons again. And as angry as I was, I realized it felt pretty damn good to have someone looking me in the eye even while they hurled insults my way.
If I had to have one more conversation with a woman in this office while she spent the entire time looking at her shoes or at some distant spot over my shoulder, I was going to freak the fuck out.
โBecause of me,โ I explained, โyou landed a full-time job with benefits that doesnโt make you smell like garlic and allows you as many restroom breaks as you require.โ
โGee. Thanks, Charming.โ Her sarcasm was so thick I was surprised it didnโt drip onto the floor.
โYouโre welcome,โ I shot back.
She leaned in. โI really donโt like you.โ โIโm not a fan of yours either.โ
We were too close. Much too close for boss and employee. And I wouldnโt put it past her to produce a knife and stab me with it.
I took two self-preserving steps back. โGood,โ she said.
โGreat,โ I agreed. It looked like Ally, the disrespectful pain in my ass, was the only woman in the building besides my mother who was brave enough to make eye contact with me.
Lucky me. And what in the hell was my mother thinking?
โListen, Charming. How about you try acting like a grown-up? Itโs a big company. Weโll probably never see each other.โ
I tapped out a staccato rhythm with my thumb against my leg. โYouโre fired.โ
She smiled evilly at me, and I was taken aback by how attractive I found that. โThatโs something youโre going to have to discuss with your mother. I donโt believe you have the authority to fire me.โ She tapped a finger to her chin.
โThatโs something I will be remedying, Maleficent,โ I promised her.
โSee how well weโre getting along already?โ she said. โWe already have cute nicknames for each other. Weโre practically mani-pedi buds. Now, if you can point me in the direction of human resources, Iโll get out of your hair, and if weโre both very, very lucky, weโll never see each other again.โ
I would have liked to point her in the direction of an open window.
At least, thatโs what I thought that urge was. I was confused by the fact that my dick seemed to be waking up.
โYou stick to your ring of hell, and Iโll stick to mine,โ I agreed. โPerfect solution.โ She yanked the conference room door open.
โHR?โ she said, in a much friendlier tone to my motherโs assistants who just happened to be lurking outside.
โI can show you,โ Gina volunteered. She ushered Ally away but not before the woman shot me a look of pure contempt over her shoulder.