Labelโsย offices took up the forty-second and forty-third floors of a shiny metal tower in Midtown. It was a fancy building in which fancy people worked fancy jobs.
I was rocking a thrift store pencil skirt over bargain-buy lace leggings that made my legs itch. But Iโd managed to add my own flair with the thick, colorful hair ties Iโd stacked up both wrists. Functional and fashionable. Coincidentally also cheaper than a diamond tennis bracelet.
As the elevator zoomed skyward, nerves had my heart flip-flopping in my chest. I was a pro at starting new jobs. I was great at people-ing. But stepping into that elevator with women who were six inches taller than me and thirty pounds lighter was an eye-opening experience. So was the guy pushing a cart with two dozen Chanel gift bags.
The air smelled expensive in here like subtle brand-name perfumes, luxury creams, and lotions. Meanwhile, I smelled like bargain-brand lemon- scented shampoo.
The gazelle next to me bobbled the tray of coffee cups she was holding.
She caught it, but her phone went flying.
I grabbed it off the floor since I was the closest one to it. It would probably take any one of the glamazons a full ten seconds to bend gracefully from their heights to reach the floor.
โHere,โ I said, handing the phone back to her.
โThanks,โ she breathed. โIโm such a klutz, and they still make me do the coffee runs downstairs.โ
She was closing in on six-feet in her suede ruby heels. Her heritage looked like it was somewhere in the Native American meets Japanese range. In any bar in the city, sheโd be considered stunning. Here, she was a coffee getter. I wondered if I was about to learn that my new job involved scrubbing toilets.
I didnโt care. Iโd still take it.
Besides, clearly none of these people ate or drank. The bathrooms were probably unused and spotless.
โYouโre a model who does coffee runs?โ I asked.
She looked at me, blinked, and then laughed. Until she bobbled the tray again.
As a safety precaution, I took it from her.
โThatโs adorable,โ she said, grinning at me. โI work in the admin pool forย Label.โ
โBut you look likeโฆ that,โ I said, waving my free hand in the direction of her face. โDoesย Labelย have a surplus of cover model-worthy women so they just redistribute them to other departments?โ
โIโm a hella fast typer, and organization is my religion. And if someone put me in front of a camera, Iโd fall on my face. Plus, I canโt smile on command.โ She held up her company ID. In the grainy photo, she looked as if she were retracting her head into an invisible turtle shell. โDo you work in the building?โ she asked.
โIโm about to. First day.โ โCool. What company?โ โLabel,โ I said.
โCoworkers,โ she chirped. โIโm Gola, by the way. What department?โ โIโm Ally, and Iโm not sure. Dalessandra just told me to show up and
ask for her.โ
Gola blinked. โDalessandraย Russo?โ She said the name with equal parts awe and fear.
โYeah.โ
โI have so many questions,โ she confessed. โThat makes two of us.โ
The elevator dinged, and the doors opened on the forty-third floor. We both got out. โHere, Iโll take you to the front desk,โ she offered, taking back the tray of coffees.
โThanks. Thatโs really nice of you.โ
I opened one of the glass doors for Gola.
โFirst lesson, weโre not all models, and weโre not all super mean. But some of us are both,โ Gola said, leading the way to a horseshoe-shaped counter of glowing white quartz. The woman standing behind it was an ivory-skinned redhead in a chic, plaid sheath dress.
I felt like Iโd shown up to the prom in pajama pants.
โRuth, this is Ally. Sheโs here to see Dalessandra about a job,โ Gola said with an eyebrow wiggle.
โWhat kind of job?โ Redheaded Ruth asked, cupping her chin in a dainty hand.
โThatโs the best part. She doesnโt even know!โ
โPretty sure itโs not a cover model gig,โ I joked. โShe gave me this card and told me to ask for her.โ I fished Dalessandraโs business card out of my coat pocket and handed it over.
โThis is exciting!โ Ruth insisted. โThis is the second new random hire today.โ She pointed to a small waiting area. Low, white leather chairs looked more fashion-forward than comfortable. Gold planters held glossy green ferns in front of windows that framed the gloomy Midtown skyline.
Bus stop guy was sitting gingerly on one of the artsy-fartsy chairs. His leg was jiggling to a nervous beat. Heโd trimmed his hair and beard and was wearing an orange sweater that stretched tight over his belly, making it look a little like a pumpkin.
He looked so happy I was actually scared for him. โHey, bus stop buddy!โ He waved at me.
โHey,โ I waved back and sent every good vibe I could muster his way.
Mean people ate sweethearts like him for breakfast.
โYou two know each other?โ Gola asked. โEven more intriguing.โ
I turned back to the women. โSo what youโre saying is this doesnโt happen often?โ I hadnโt been sure if Dalessandra made a habit out of playing employment fairy to strangers.
โNever,โ Ruth said. โMaybe this is some kind of mid-life crisis.โ โThe woman is sixty-nine,โ Gola reminded her.
โIf anyone can live to 140-ish and still be fabulous, itโs Dalessandra,โ Ruth insisted.
โI gotta go,โ Gola said, juggling the coffees. โBut maybe we can do lunch today? You can give me all the deets on how you met Dalessandra.โ
โThere arenโt many details. Her dinner date got me fired.โ
Gola and Ruth exchanged another look. โDinner date?โ Ruth whispered gleefully.
โMy extension is on the company list. Iโm the only Gola.โ
โCall me too,โ Ruth said. โI need to know about the dinner date!โ
Lunch buddies. Okay. This wasnโt so bad.
โSounds good.โ
Gola backed through a second set of glass doors, and I breathed a sigh of relief when the coffee survived.
โLet me just call back to Dalessandraโs office to let them know youโre here,โ Ruth said, picking up the phone.
I watched a grim-looking woman in a dove gray suit walk up to my bus stop buddy. He rose and beamed at her. She frowned at him.
โFollow me,โ I heard her say without enthusiasm.
My buddy gave me a thumbs-up with one hand and clutched his brown bag lunch to his chest with the other.
โPlease let the mail room be friendly,โ I whispered.
โAlly? Dalessandra is ready for you,โ Ruth said, hanging up the phone. โYouโre just going to go through those doors and follow the hallway all the way around. Itโs the last office on the left, and youโll see two terrified assistants sitting out front.โ
Oh, goodie.
โThanks, Ruth.โ
โGood luck! Iโll see you at lunch.โ
If I survived that long.
Iย FOUND THE OFFICEโANDย the two assistants, only one of whom looked terrifiedโwithout needing to ask for directions. Which was good because everyone I passed in the hallway looked like they were running off to war. There was an urgency that permeated the entire floor. People seemed on edge.
Or I was overanalyzing everything, and this was a typical office environment.ย Labelย was a big business, and that meant a lot of money, power, and influence. Also, probably a high instance of stomach ulcers.
โHi. Iโm Ally,โ I said, startling the closest assistant into nearly falling out of his chair. He caught himself but sent a pen cup flying.
He clutched at his chest. โHoly macaroni.โ
โOh, for Peteโs sake, Johan,โ the second assistant complained. โYou knew the front desk was sending someone back here.โ She stood while the Jumpy McJumperson scrambled to pick up his pens.
โIโm Gina,โ she said. โYou can come with me.โ
She led the way into the glass-walled inner sanctum behind her.
Dalessandra Russo stood behind a sleek worktable with bowed metal legs in a blue so deep it was almost black. The walls were papered in some exquisite fern and leaf pattern in soft creams and greens. Silver framed photos of the woman in question with celebrities and other important- looking people were hung in a pattern too pleasing to the eye to be accidental.
She and a thin, bespectacled man were studying something on her desk.
Dalessandra looked up over delicate reading glasses. Her dress was an ivory and sterling knit wrap dress with long sleeves that played off her gray hair. Her necklace was what someone more educated in fashion would probably call a statement piece, a thick gold bar with tiny gemstones sprinkled over it.
If I wore something like that, Iโd chip a tooth hitting myself in the face the first time I bent over.
โAlly. So happy you could join us today,โ she said. โIโm happy to be here,โ I said warily.
I was still waiting for the โIโve changed my mindโ conversation. โAllyโwhat is your last name?โ she asked.
That got the attention of the man beside her. He looked up, puzzled. โMorales,โ I said.
โAlly Morales, meet our production manager, Linus Feldman.โ
Linus gave me the once-over, and I knew he was wondering what the chick in the thrift store skirt was doing in Dalessandra Russoโs office.
โHi,โ I said.
Linus was short, slight, black, andโfrom the heights his cute, furry eyebrows climbedโa teensy bit on the judgmental side.
I couldnโt fault him. I had no idea what I was doing here either.
โHello.โ He drew out the word like he was waiting for an explanation. โAlly is joining our admin pool,โ Dalessandra said.
Whew. Okay. There really was a job after all.
Linus looked relieved by that explanation too.
โBest of luck to you,โ he said, briskly stacking the papers. โIโll get these over to the editorial team.โ
โThank you, Linus. Please close the door on your way out,โ Dalessandra said, sinking into the chair behind her desk.
She gestured at one of the ivory armchairs opposite her.
Linusโs eyebrows were nearing his hairline again when he did as he was told. The look he shot me as he closed the glass doors was more โbewareโ than โgood luck.โ
I sat, gluing my knees together. It had been a while since Iโd donned a skirt. I felt like I was mid-crash course relearning how to sit like an adult.
โSo, Ally,โ Dalessandra said, interlacing her fingers. โWelcome to
Label.โ
โThank you,โ I said. โWhy am I here?โ
She didnโt laugh, but her smile was warm. โThat is why,โ she said, pointing at me.
My hair? My charming confusion? Maybe I reminded her of a long-lost best friend from summer camp?
โIโm afraid youโll have to be more specific.โ
She did laugh then, and I could hear the assistantsโ chairs outside spinning in our direction.
โIโm hiring you for our admin pool. Youโll have new administrative tasks every day. You might help with research or fact-checking. You might be called upon to take notes in meetings or run scheduling on a specific project. You could liaise with a designerโs team to help coordinate photo shoots. You may fill in for personal assistants or you may be asked to organize catering, pick-up coffee, et cetera.โ
โOkay.โ That sounded reasonably doable.
โBut.โ She let the word hang in the air between us.
I waited for the very luxurious stiletto that was about to impale me from above.
โIโm interested to know what you noticed about our offices so far,โ she said.
โYou mean in the three minutes Iโve been here?โ โYes.โ
Great. There was already a test. I knew there was an answer she was looking for. I just didnโt know what it was.
โEveryone seemsโฆโ I trailed off, not sure how honest I should be. โSay it,โ she said.
โTerrified. Like deer in headlights.โ
She sighed and tapped her pen on her desk. โWe recently went through aโฆ difficult transition.โ
โMmm,โ I said, not ready to admit that Iโd internet stalked her and her company.
โIn the transition, we removed, lost, and replaced several key employees. The ones we removed were no longer the rightโฆ fit,โ she decided, โfor our values. They had become liabilities of sorts. Unfortunately, we also lost several valuable team members.โ
There was a whole hell of a lot that she was dancing around about behind the public relations vocabulary.
โMy husband took advantage of my generosity and abused his power here. I was aware of some of hisโฆ flaws. But I was not aware of just how inappropriate heโd become.โ Her tone was steely and anger all but crackled off her. I hoped she got the guyโs balls in the divorce.
I stayed silent and forcibly choked down the kajillion questions I had.
โI was so focused on growing a brand, transitioning into digital-first, and enjoying the perks of being a powerful woman in an exciting industry that I didnโt look closely within my own family, my own company. Maybe I didnโt want to.โ
โBut itโs over now,โ I guessed.
She nodded. โYears too late. So much damage could have been avoided. But the past is in the past. It has no bearing on the present and future. I brought my son on to take his fatherโs place and tasked himโperhaps unfairlyโwith cleaning up his fatherโs mess. As you saw last week, the strain is getting to him.โ
I was busy wondering exactly what Dalessandraย wasnโtย saying when that last bit of information landed.
Oh, shit.
โCharming is yourย son?โ
She looked bewildered. โWho did you think he was?โ
โI thought he was your date. I told him you could do better than him,โ I said.
Dalessandra laughed again.
Again, I heard the swivel of chairs from the other side of the glass. โDominic is my son.โ
Maybe I could empathize just a tiny bit with the man being called in to clean up a family mess. But still, I wasnโt an asshole about my situation.
โSo, why, on my first day as an admin, am I in your office?โ I asked. I felt like I was missing a few very large, important puzzle pieces.
โBecause my son owes you a job, and Russos always pay their debts.โ More mystery. The woman seemed like a vault of secrets.
โOkay,โ I said, drawing out the word Linus-style.
Dalessandra leaned on her elbows. โAnd if by some chance you manage to take the temperature of our staff and find out if thereโs something I can do to make our environment more stableโฆโ She held up the palms of her hands. โThen I hope youโll feel inclined to discuss it with me.โ
And there was the ask. A vague one.
I felt like we were communicating in codeโฆ and only one of us had the codeโฆ and the other one of us was me.
โIโll do what I can?โ It came out more like a question. But it was the answer my new boss was looking for.
โGood. If thereโs anything you need, please tell me,โ she said, picking up her reading glasses and sliding them on.
โI do have a few questions.โ
She peered over the frames at me. โYes?โ โCan Charmโyour son fire me?โ I asked.
Her smile was feline. โNo. Dominic canโt fire you.โ โOkay, then. Do I have to be nice to him?โ
She leaned back in her chair, considering. โI think you should have the relationship you feel most comfortable having with my son.โ