La, but such excitement yesterday on the front steps of Lady Bridgertonโs residence on Bruton Street!
First, Penelope Featherington was seen in the company of not one, not two, but THREE Bridgerton brothers, surely a heretofore impossible feat for the poor girl, who is rather infamous for her wallflower ways. Sadly (but perhaps predictably) for Miss Featherington, when she finally departed, it was on the arm of the viscount, the only married man in the bunch.
If Miss Featherington were to somehow manage to drag a Bridgerton brother to the altar, it would surely mean the end of the world as we know it, and This Author, who freely admits she would not know heads from tails in such a world, would be forced to resign her post on the spot.
If Miss Featheringtonโs gathering werenโt enough gossip, not three hours later, a woman was accosted right in front of the town house by the Countess of Penwood, who lives three doors down. It seems the woman, who This Author suspects was working in the Bridgerton household, used to work for Lady Penwood. Lady Penwood alleges that the unidentified woman stole from her two years ago and immediately had the poor thing carted off to jail.
This Author is not certain what the punishment is these days for theft, but one has to suspect that if one has the audacity to steal from a countess, the punishment is quite strict. The poor girl in question is likely to be hanged, or at the very least, find herself transported.
The previous housemaid wars (reported last month in This Column) seem rather trivial now.
LADY WHISTLEDOWNโS SOCIETY PAPERS, 13 JUNE 1817
Benedictโs first inclination the following morning was to pour himself a good, stiff drink. Or maybe three. It might have been scandalously early in the day for spirits, but alcoholic oblivion sounded rather appealing after the emotional skewering heโd received the previous evening at the hands of Sophie Beckett.
But then he remembered that heโd made a date that morning for a fencing match with his brother Colin. Suddenly, skewering his brother sounded rather appealing, no matter that heโd had nothing to do with Benedictโs wretched mood.
That, Benedict thought with a grim smile as he pulled on his gear, was what brothers were for.
โIโve only an hour,โ Colin said as he attached the safety tip to his foil. โI have an appointment this afternoon.โ
โNo matter,โ Benedict replied, lunging forward a few times to loosen up the muscles in his leg. He hadnโt fenced in some time; the sword felt good in his hand. He drew back and touched the tip to the floor, letting the blade bend slightly. โIt wonโt take more than an hour to best you.โ
Colin rolled his eyes before he drew down his mask. Benedict walked to the center of the room. โAre you ready?โ โNot quite,โ Colin replied, following him.
Benedict lunged again.
โI said I wasnโt ready!โ Colin hollered as he jumped out of the way. โYouโre too slow,โ Benedict snapped.
Colin cursed under his breath, then added a louder, โBloody hell,โ for good measure. โWhatโs gotten into you?โ
โNothing,โ Benedict nearly snarled. โWhy would you say so?โ
Colin took a step backward until they were a suitable distance apart to start the match. โOh, I donโt know,โ he intoned, sarcasm evident. โI suppose it could be because you nearly took my head off.โ
โIโve a tip on my blade.โ
โAnd you were slashing like you were using a sabre,โ Colin shot back. Benedict gave a hard smile. โItโs more fun that way.โ
โNot for my neck.โ Colin passed his sword from hand to hand as he flexed and stretched his fingers. He paused and frowned. โYou sure you have a foil there?โ
Benedict scowled. โFor the love of God, Colin, I would never use a real weapon.โ
โJust making sure,โ Colin muttered, touching his neck lightly. โAre you ready?โ
Benedict nodded and bent his knees.
โRegular rules,โ Colin said, assuming a fencerโs crouch. โNoย slashing.โ Benedict gave him a curt nod.
โEn garde!โ
Both men raised their right arms, twisting their wrists until their palms were up, foils gripped in their fingers.
โIs that new?โ Colin suddenly asked, eyeing the handle of Benedictโs foil with interest.
Benedict cursed at the loss of his concentration. โYes, itโs new,โ he bit off. โI prefer an Italian grip.โ
Colin stepped back, completely losing his fencing posture as he looked at his own foil, with a less elaborate French grip. โMight I borrow it some time? I wouldnโt mind seeing ifโโ
โYes!โ Benedict snapped, barely resisting the urge to advance and lunge that very second. โWill you get backย en garde?โ
Colin gave him a lopsided smile, and Benedict justย knewย that he had asked about his grip simply to annoy him. โAs you wish,โ Colin murmured, assuming position again.
They held still for one moment, and then Colin said, โFence!โ
Benedict advanced immediately, lunging and attacking, but Colin had always been particularly fleet of foot, and he retreated carefully, meeting Benedictโs attack with an expert parry.
โYouโre in a bloody bad mood today,โ Colin said, lunging forward and just nearly catching Benedict on the shoulder.
Benedict stepped out of his way, lifting his blade to block the attack. โYes, well, I had a badโโhe advanced again, his foil stretched straight forwardโโday.โ
Colin sidestepped his attack neatly. โNice riposte,โ he said, touching his forehead with the handle of his foil in a mock salute.
โShut up and fence,โ Benedict snapped.
Colin chuckled and advanced, swishing his blade this way and that, keeping Benedict on the retreat. โIt must be a woman,โ he said.
Benedict blocked Colinโs attack and quickly began his own advance. โNone of your damned business.โ
โItโs a woman,โ Colin said, smirking.
Benedict lunged forward, the tip of his foil catching Colin on the collarbone. โPoint,โ he grunted.
Colin gave a curt nod. โTouch for you.โ They walked back to the center of the room. โAre you ready?โ he asked.
Benedict nodded. โEn garde. Fence!โ
This time Colin was the first to take the attack. โIf you need some advice about women . . .โ he said, driving Benedict back to the corner.
Benedict raised his foil, blocking Colinโs attack with enough force to send his younger brother stumbling backward. โIf I need advice about women,โ he returned, โthe last person Iโd go to would beย you.โ
โYou wound me,โ Colin said, regaining his balance.
โNo,โ Benedict drawled. โThatโs what the safety tip is for.โ โI certainly have a better record with women thanย you.โ
โOh really?โ Benedict said sarcastically. He stuck his nose in the air, and in a fair imitation of Colin said, โโI am certainlyย notย going to marry Penelope Featherington!โโ
Colin winced.
โYou,โ Benedict said, โshouldnโt be giving advice to anyone.โ โI didnโt know she was there.โ
Benedict lunged forward, just barely missing Colinโs shoulder. โThatโs no excuse. You were in public, in broad daylight. Even if she hadnโt been there, someone would have heard and the bloody thing would have ended up inย Whistledown.โ
Colin met his lunge with a parry, then riposted with blinding speed, catching Benedict neatly in the belly. โMy touch,โ he grunted.
Benedict gave him a nod, acknowledging the point.
โI was foolish,โ Colin said as they walked back to the center of the room. โYou, on the other hand, are stupid.โ
โWhat the hell does that mean?โ
Colin sighed as he pushed up his mask. โWhy donโt you just do us all a favor and marry the girl?โ
Benedict just stared at him, his hand going limp around the handle of his sword. Was there any possibility that Colin didnโt know who they were talking about?
He removed his mask and looked into his brotherโs dark green eyes and nearly groaned. Colin knew. He didnโt know how Colin knew, but he definitely knew. He supposed he shouldnโt have been surprised. Colin always knew everything. In fact, the only person who ever seemed to know more gossip than Colin was Eloise, and it never took her more than a few hours to impart all of her dubious wisdom to Colin.
โHow did you know?โ Benedict finally asked.
One corner of Colinโs mouth tilted up into a crooked smile. โAbout Sophie? Itโs rather obvious.โ
โColin, sheโsโโ
โA maid? Who cares? What is going to happen to you if you marry her?โ Colin asked with a devil-may-care shrug of his shoulders. โPeople you couldnโt care less about will ostracize you? Hell, I wouldnโt mind being ostracized by some of the people with whom Iโm forced to socialize.โ
Benedict shrugged dismissively. โIโd already decided I didnโt care about all that,โ he said.
โThen what in bloody hell is the problem?โ Colin demanded. โItโs complicated.โ
โNothing is ever as complicated as it is in oneโs mind.โ Benedict mulled that over, planting the tip of his foil against the floor and allowing the flexible blade to wiggle back and forth. โDo you remember Motherโs masquerade?โ he asked.
Colin blinked at the unexpected question. โA few years ago? Right before she moved out of Bridgerton House?โ
Benedict nodded. โThatโs the one. Do you remember meeting a woman dressed in silver? You came upon us in the hall.โ
โOf course. You were rather taken withโโ Colinโs eyes suddenly bugged out. โThat wasnโtย Sophie?โ
โRemarkable, isnโt it?โ Benedict murmured, his every inflection screaming understatement.
โBut . . . How . . .โ
โI donโt know how she got there, but sheโs not a maid.โ โSheโs not?โ
โWell, she is a maid,โ Benedict clarified, โbut sheโs also the bastard daughter of the Earl of Penwood.โ
โNot the currentโโ
โNo, the one who died several years back.โ โAnd you knew all this?โ
โNo,โ Benedict said, the word short and staccato on his tongue, โI did not.โ
โOh.โ Colin caught his lower lip between his teeth as he digested the meaning of his brotherโs short sentence. โI see.โ He stared at Benedict. โWhat are you going to do?โ
Benedictโs sword, whose blade had been wiggling back and forth as he pressed the tip against the floor, suddenly sprang straight and skittered out of his hand. He watched it dispassionately as it slid across the floor, and didnโt look back up as he said, โThatโs a very good question.โ
He was still furious with Sophie for her deception, but neither was he without blame. He shouldnโt have demanded that Sophie be his mistress. It had certainly been his right to ask, but it had also been her right to refuse. And once she had done so, he should have let her be.
Benedict hadnโt been brought up a bastard, and if her experience had been sufficiently wretched so that she refused to risk bearing a bastard herselfโwell, then, he should have respected that.
If he respectedย her, then he had to respect her beliefs.
He shouldnโt have been so flip with her, insisting that anything was possible, that she was free to make any choice her heart desired. His mother was right; heย didย live a charmed life. He had wealth, family, happiness . . . and nothing was truly out of his reach. The only awful thing that had ever happened in his life was the sudden and untimely death of his father, and even then, heโd had his family to help him through. It was difficult for him to imagine certain pains and hurts because heโd never experienced them.
And unlike Sophie, heโd never been alone.
What now? He had already decided that he was prepared to brave social ostracism and marry her. The unrecognized bastard daughter of an earl was a slightly more acceptable match than a servant, but only slightly. London society might accept her if he forced them to, but they wouldnโt go out of their way to be kind. He and Sophie would most likely have to live quietly
in the country, eschewing the London society that would almost certainly shun them.
But it took his heart less than a second to know that a quiet life with Sophie was by far preferable to a public life without her.
Did it matter that she was the woman from the masquerade? Sheโd lied to him about her identity, but he knew her soul. When they kissed, when they laughed, when they simply sat and talkedโshe had never feigned a moment.
The woman who could make his heart sing with a simple smile, the woman who could fill him with contentment just through the simple act of sitting by him while he sketchedโthat was the real Sophie.
And he loved her.
โYou look as if youโve reached a decision,โ Colin said quietly.
Benedict eyed his brother thoughtfully. When had he grown so perceptive? Come to think of it, when had he grown up? Benedict had always thought of Colin as a youthful rascal, charming and debonair, but not one who had ever had to assume any sort of responsibility.
But when he regarded his brother now, he saw someone else. His shoulders were a little broader, his posture a little more steady and subdued. And his eyes looked wiser. That was the biggest change. If eyes truly were windows to the soul, then Colinโs soul had gone and grown up on him when Benedict hadnโt been paying attention.
โI owe her a few apologies,โ Benedict said. โIโm sure sheโll forgive you.โ
โShe owes me several as well. More than several.โ
Benedict could tell that his brother wanted to ask, โWhat for?โ but to his credit, all Colin said was, โAre you willing to forgive her?โ
Benedict nodded.
Colin reached out and plucked Benedictโs foil from his hands. โIโll put this away for you.โ
Benedict stared at his brotherโs fingers for a rather stupidly long moment before snapping to attention. โI have to go,โ he blurted out.
Colin barely suppressed a grin. โI surmised as much.โ
Benedict stared at his brother and then, for no other reason than an overwhelming urge, he reached out and pulled him into a quick hug. โI
donโt say this often,โ he said, his voice starting to sound gruff in his ears, โbut I love you.โ
โI love you, too, big brother.โ Colinโs smile, always a little bit lopsided, grew. โNow get the hell out of here.โ
Benedict tossed his mask at his brother and strode out of the room.
โWhat do you mean, sheโs gone?โ
โJust that, Iโm afraid,โ Lady Bridgerton said, her eyes sad and sympathetic. โSheโs gone.โ
The pressure behind Benedictโs temples began to build; it was a wonder his head didnโt explode. โAnd you just let herย go?โ
โIt would hardly have been legal for me to force her to stay.โ
Benedict nearly groaned. It had hardly been legal for him to force her to come to London, but heโd done it, anyway.
โWhere did she go?โ he demanded.
His mother seemed to deflate in her chair. โI donโt know. I had insisted that she take one of our coaches, partly because I feared for her safety but also because I wanted to know where she went.โ
Benedict slammed his hands on the desk. โWell, then, what happened?โ โAs I wasย tryingย to say, I attempted to get her to take one of our
coaches, but it was obvious she didnโt want to, and she disappeared before I could have the carriage brought โround.โ
Benedict cursed under his breath. Sophie was probably still in London, but London was huge and hugely populated. It would be damn near impossible to find someone who didnโt want to be found.
โI had assumed,โ Violet said delicately, โthat the two of you had had a falling-out.โ
Benedict raked his hand through his hair, then caught sight of his white sleeve. โOh, Jesus,โ he muttered. Heโd run over here in his fencing clothes. He looked up at his mother with a roll of his eyes. โNo lectures on blasphemy just now, Mother. Please.โ
Her lips twitched. โI wouldnโt dream of it.โ โWhere am I going to find her?โ
The levity left Violetโs eyes. โI donโt know, Benedict. I wish I did. I quite liked Sophie.โ
โSheโs Penwoodโs daughter,โ he said.
Violet frowned. โI suspected something like that. Illegitimate, I assume?โ
Benedict nodded.
His mother opened her mouth to say something, but he never did find out what, because at that moment, the door to her office came flying open, slamming against the wall with an amazing crash. Francesca, who had obviously been running across the house, smashed into her motherโs desk, followed by Hyacinth, who smashed into Francesca.
โWhat is wrong?โ Violet asked, rising to her feet. โItโs Sophie,โ Francesca panted.
โI know,โ Violet said. โSheโs gone. Weโโ
โNo!โ Hyacinth cut in, slapping a piece of paper down on the desk. โLook.โ
Benedict tried to grab the paper, which he immediately recognized as an issue ofย Whistledown, but his mother got there first. โWhat is it?โ he asked, his stomach sinking as he watched her face pale.
She handed him the paper. He scanned it quickly, passing by bits about the Duke of Ashbourne, the Earl of Macclesfield, and Penelope Featherington before he reached the section about what had to be Sophie.
โJail?โ he said, the word mere breath on his lips.
โWe must see her released,โ his mother said, throwing her shoulders back like a general girding for battle.
But Benedict was already out the door.
โWait!โ Violet yelled, dashing after him. โIโm coming, too.โ
Benedict stopped short just before he reached the stairs. โYou are not coming,โ he ordered. โI will not have you exposed toโโ
โOh, please,โ Violet returned. โIโm hardly a wilting flower. And I can vouch for Sophieโs honesty and integrity.โ
โIโm coming, too,โ Hyacinth said, skidding to a halt alongside Francesca, who had also followed them out into the upstairs hall.
โNo!โ came the simultaneous reply from her mother and brother. โButโโ
โI saidย no,โ Violet said again, her voice sharp.
Francesca let out a sullen snort. โI suppose it would be fruitless for me to insist uponโโ
โDonโt even finish that sentence,โ Benedict warned. โAs if you would let me even try.โ
Benedict ignored her and turned to his mother. โIf you want to go, we leave immediately.โ
She nodded. โHave the carriage brought โround, and Iโll be waiting out front.โ
Ten minutes later, they were on their way.