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Chapter no 8

Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

The sun was up so high when I waked that I judged it was after eight oโ€™clock. I laid there in the grass and the cool shade thinking about things, and feeling rested and ruther comfortable and satisfied. I could see the sun out at one or two holes, but mostly it was big trees all about, and gloomy in there amongst them. There was freckled places on the ground where the light sifted down through the leaves, and the freckled places swapped about a little, showing there was a little breeze up there. A couple of squirrels set on a limb and jabbered at me very friendly.

I was powerful lazy and comfortableโ€”didnโ€™t want to get up and cook breakfast. Well, I was dozing off again when I thinks I hears a deep sound of โ€œboom!โ€ away up the river. I rouses up, and rests on my elbow and listens; pretty soon I hears it again. I hopped up, and went and looked out at a hole in the leaves, and I see a bunch of smoke laying on the water a long ways upโ€”about abreast the ferry. And there was the ferry-boat full of people floating along down. I knowed what was the matter now. โ€œBoom!โ€ I see the white smoke squirt out of the ferry-boatโ€™s side. You see, they was firing cannon over the water, trying to make my carcass come to the top.

I was pretty hungry, but it warnโ€™t going to do for me to start a fire, because they might see the smoke. So I set there and watched the cannon-smoke and listened to the boom. The river was a mile wide there, and it always looks pretty on a summer morningโ€”so I was having a good enough time seeing them hunt for my remainders if I only had a bite to eat. Well, then I happened to think how they always put quicksilver in loaves of bread and float them off, because they always go right to the drownded carcass and stop there. So, says I, Iโ€™ll keep a lookout, and if any of themโ€™s floating around after me Iโ€™ll give them a show. I changed to the Illinois edge of the island to see what luck I could have, and I warnโ€™t disappointed. A big double loaf come along, and I most got it with a long stick, but my foot slipped and she floated out further. Of course I was where the current set in the closest to the shoreโ€”I knowed enough for that. But by-and-by along comes another one, and this time I won. I took out the plug and shook out the little dab of quicksilver, and set my teeth in. It was โ€œbakerโ€™s breadโ€โ€”what the quality eat; none of your low-down corn-pone.

I got a good place amongst the leaves, and set there on a log, munching the bread and watching the ferry-boat, and very well satisfied. And then something struck me. I says, now I reckon the widow or the parson or somebody prayed that this bread would find me, and here it has gone and done it. So there ainโ€™t no doubt but there is something in that thingโ€”that is, thereโ€™s something in it when a body like the widow or the parson prays, but it donโ€™t work for me, and I reckon it donโ€™t work for only just the right kind.

I lit a pipe and had a good long smoke, and went on watching. The ferry-boat was floating with the current, and I allowed Iโ€™d have a chance to see who was aboard when she come along, because she would come in close, where the bread did. When sheโ€™d got pretty well along down towards me, I put out my pipe and went to where I fished out the bread, and laid down behind a log on the bank in a little open place. Where the log forked I could peep through.

By-and-by she come along, and she drifted in so close that they could a run out a plank and walked ashore. Most everybody was on the boat. Pap, and Judge Thatcher, and Bessie Thatcher, and Jo Harper, and Tom Sawyer, and his old Aunt Polly, and Sid and Mary, and plenty more. Everybody was talking about the murder, but the captain broke in and says:

โ€œLook sharp, now; the current sets in the closest here, and maybe heโ€™s washed ashore and got tangled amongst the brush at the waterโ€™s edge. I hope so, anyway.โ€

I didnโ€™t hope so. They all crowded up and leaned over the rails, nearly in my face, and kept still, watching with all their might. I could see them first-rate, but they couldnโ€™t see me. Then the captain sung out:

โ€œStand away!โ€ and the cannon let off such a blast right before me that it made me deef with the noise and pretty near blind with the smoke, and I judged I was gone. If theyโ€™d a had some bullets in, I reckon theyโ€™d a got the corpse they was after. Well, I see I warnโ€™t hurt, thanks to goodness. The boat floated on and went out of sight around the shoulder of the island. I could hear the booming now and then, further and further off, and by-and-by, after an hour, I didnโ€™t hear it no more. The island was three mile long. I judged they had got to the foot, and was giving it up. But they didnโ€™t yet a while. They turned around the foot of the island and started up the channel on the Missouri side, under steam, and booming once in a while as they went. I crossed over to that side and watched them. When they got abreast the head of the island they quit shooting and dropped over to the Missouri shore and went home to the town.

I knowed I was all right now. Nobody else would come a-hunting after me. I got my traps out of the canoe and made me a nice camp in the thick woods. I made a kind of a tent out of my blankets to put my things under so the rain couldnโ€™t get at them. I catched a catfish and haggled him open with my saw, and towards sundown I started my camp fire and had supper. Then I set out a line to catch some fish for breakfast.

When it was dark I set by my camp fire smoking, and feeling pretty well satisfied; but by-and-by it got sort of lonesome, and so I went and set on the bank and listened to the current swashing along, and counted the stars and drift logs and rafts that come down, and then went to bed; there ainโ€™t no better way to put in time when you are lonesome; you canโ€™t stay so, you soon get over it.

And so for three days and nights. No differenceโ€”just the same thing. But the next day I went exploring around down through the island. I was boss of it; it all belonged to me, so to say, and I wanted to know all about it; but mainly I wanted to put in the time. I found plenty strawberries, ripe and prime; and green summer grapes, and green razberries; and the green blackberries was just beginning to show. They would all come handy by-and-by, I judged.

Well, I went fooling along in the deep woods till I judged I warnโ€™t far from the foot of the island. I had my gun along, but I hadnโ€™t shot nothing; it was for protection; thought I would kill some game nigh home. About this time I mighty near stepped on a good-sized snake, and it went sliding off through the grass and flowers, and I after it, trying to get a shot at it. I clipped along, and all of a sudden I bounded right on to the ashes of a camp fire that was still smoking.

My heart jumped up amongst my lungs. I never waited for to look further, but uncocked my gun and went sneaking back on my tiptoes as fast as ever I could. Every now and then I stopped a second amongst the thick leaves and listened, but my breath come so hard I couldnโ€™t hear nothing else. I slunk along another piece further, then listened again; and so on, and so on. If I see a stump, I took it for a man; if I trod on a stick and broke it, it made me feel like a person had cut one of my breaths in two and I only got half, and the short half, too.

When I got to camp I warnโ€™t feeling very brash, there warnโ€™t much sand in my craw; but I says, this ainโ€™t no time to be fooling around. So I got all my traps into my canoe again so as to have them out of sight, and I put out the fire and scattered the ashes around to look like an old last yearโ€™s camp, and then clumb a tree.

I reckon I was up in the tree two hours; but I didnโ€™t see nothing, I didnโ€™t hear nothingโ€”I onlyย thoughtย I heard and seen as much as a thousand things. Well, I couldnโ€™t stay up there forever; so at last I got down, but I kept in the thick woods and on the lookout all the time. All I could get to eat was berries and what was left over from breakfast.

By the time it was night I was pretty hungry. So when it was good and dark I slid out from shore before moonrise and paddled over to the Illinois bankโ€”about a quarter of a mile. I went out in the woods and cooked a supper, and I had about made up my mind I would stay there all night when I hear aย plunkety-plunk, plunkety-plunk, and says to myself, horses coming; and next I hear peopleโ€™s voices. I got everything into the canoe as quick as I could, and then went creeping through the woods to see what I could find out. I hadnโ€™t got far when I hear a man say:

โ€œWe better camp here if we can find a good place; the horses is about beat out. Letโ€™s look around.โ€

I didnโ€™t wait, but shoved out and paddled away easy. I tied up in the old place, and reckoned I would sleep in the canoe.

I didnโ€™t sleep much. I couldnโ€™t, somehow, for thinking. And every time I waked up I thought somebody had me by the neck. So the sleep didnโ€™t do me no good. By-and-by I says to myself, I canโ€™t live this way; Iโ€™m a-going to find out who it is thatโ€™s here on the island with me; Iโ€™ll find it out or bust. Well, I felt better right off.

So I took my paddle and slid out from shore just a step or two, and then let the canoe drop along down amongst the shadows. The moon was shining, and outside of the shadows it made it most as light as day. I poked along well on to an hour, everything still as rocks and sound asleep. Well, by this time I was most down to the foot of the island. A little ripply, cool breeze begun to blow, and that was as good as saying the night was about done. I give her a turn with the paddle and brung her nose to shore; then I got my gun and slipped out and into the edge of the woods. I sat down there on a log, and looked out through the leaves. I see the moon go off watch, and the darkness begin to blanket the river. But in a little while I see a pale streak over the treetops, and knowed the day was coming. So I took my gun and slipped off towards where I had run across that camp fire, stopping every minute or two to listen. But I hadnโ€™t no luck somehow; I couldnโ€™t seem to find the place. But by-and-by, sure enough, I catched a glimpse of fire away through the trees. I went for it, cautious and slow. By-and-by I was close enough to have a look, and there laid a man on the ground. It most give me the fan-tods. He had a blanket around his head, and his head was nearly in the fire. I set there behind a clump of bushes, in about six foot of him, and kept my eyes on him steady. It was getting gray daylight now. Pretty soon he gapped and stretched himself and hove off the blanket, and it was Miss Watsonโ€™s Jim! I bet I was glad to see him. I says:

โ€œHello, Jim!โ€ and skipped out.

He bounced up and stared at me wild. Then he drops down on his knees, and puts his hands together and says:

โ€œDoanโ€™ hurt meโ€”donโ€™t! I hainโ€™t ever done no harm to a ghosโ€™. I alwuz liked dead people, en done all I could for โ€™em. You go en git in de river agin, whah you bโ€™longs, en doanโ€™ do nuffn to Ole Jim, โ€™at โ€™uz awluz yoโ€™ frenโ€™.โ€

Well, I warnโ€™t long making him understand I warnโ€™t dead. I was ever so glad to see Jim. I warnโ€™t lonesome now. I told him I warnโ€™t afraid ofย himย telling the people where I was. I talked along, but he only set there and looked at me; never said nothing. Then I says:

โ€œItโ€™s good daylight. Leโ€™s get breakfast. Make up your camp fire good.โ€

โ€œWhatโ€™s de use er makinโ€™ up de camp fire to cook strawbries en sich truck? But you got a gun, hainโ€™t you? Den we kin git sumfn better den strawbries.โ€

โ€œStrawberries and such truck,โ€ I says. โ€œIs that what you live on?โ€

โ€œI couldnโ€™ git nuffn else,โ€ he says.

โ€œWhy, how long you been on the island, Jim?โ€

โ€œI come heah de night arter youโ€™s killed.โ€

โ€œWhat, all that time?โ€

โ€œYesโ€”indeedy.โ€

โ€œAnd ainโ€™t you had nothing but that kind of rubbage to eat?โ€

โ€œNo, sahโ€”nuffn else.โ€

โ€œWell, you must be most starved, ainโ€™t you?โ€

โ€œI reckโ€™n I could eat a hoss. I think I could. How long you ben on de islanโ€™?โ€

โ€œSince the night I got killed.โ€

โ€œNo! Wโ€™y, what has you lived on? But you got a gun. Oh, yes, you got a gun. Datโ€™s good. Now you kill sumfn en Iโ€™ll make up de fire.โ€

So we went over to where the canoe was, and while he built a fire in a grassy open place amongst the trees, I fetched meal and bacon and coffee, and coffee-pot and frying-pan, and sugar and tin cups, and the nigger was set back considerable, because he reckoned it was all done with witchcraft. I catched a good big catfish, too, and Jim cleaned him with his knife, and fried him.

When breakfast was ready we lolled on the grass and eat it smoking hot. Jim laid it in with all his might, for he was most about starved. Then when we had got pretty well stuffed, we laid off and lazied. By-and-by Jim says:

โ€œBut looky here, Huck, who wuz it dat โ€™uz killed in dat shanty ef it warnโ€™t you?โ€

Then I told him the whole thing, and he said it was smart. He said Tom Sawyer couldnโ€™t get up no better plan than what I had. Then I says:

โ€œHow do you come to be here, Jim, and howโ€™d you get here?โ€

He looked pretty uneasy, and didnโ€™t say nothing for a minute. Then he says:

โ€œMaybe I better not tell.โ€

โ€œWhy, Jim?โ€

โ€œWell, deyโ€™s reasons. But you wouldnโ€™ tell on me ef I uz to tell you, would you, Huck?โ€

โ€œBlamed if I would, Jim.โ€

โ€œWell, I bโ€™lieve you, Huck. Iโ€”Iย run off.โ€

โ€œJim!โ€

โ€œBut mind, you said you wouldnโ€™ tellโ€”you know you said you wouldnโ€™ tell, Huck.โ€

โ€œWell, I did. I said I wouldnโ€™t, and Iโ€™ll stick to it. Honestย injun, I will. People would call me a low-down Abolitionist and despise me for keeping mumโ€”but that donโ€™t make no difference. I ainโ€™t a-going to tell, and I ainโ€™t a-going back there, anyways. So, now, leโ€™s know all about it.โ€

โ€œWell, you see, it โ€™uz dis way. Ole missusโ€”datโ€™s Miss Watsonโ€”she pecks on me all de time, en treats me pooty rough, but she awluz said she wouldnโ€™ sell me down to Orleans. But I noticed dey wuz a nigger trader rounโ€™ de place considable lately, en I begin to git oneasy. Well, one night I creeps to de doโ€™ pooty late, en de doโ€™ warnโ€™t quite shet, en I hear old missus tell de widder she gwyne to sell me down to Orleans, but she didnโ€™ want to, but she could git eight hundโ€™d dollars for me, en it โ€™uz sich a big stack oโ€™ money she couldnโ€™ resisโ€™. De widder she try to git her to say she wouldnโ€™ do it, but I never waited to hear de resโ€™. I lit out mighty quick, I tell you.

โ€œI tuck out en shin down de hill, en โ€™spec to steal a skift โ€™long de shoโ€™ somโ€™ers โ€™bove de town, but dey wuz people a-stirring yit, so I hid in de ole tumble-down cooper-shop on de bank to wait for everybody to go โ€™way. Well, I wuz dah all night. Dey wuz somebody rounโ€™ all de time. โ€™Long โ€™bout six in de mawninโ€™ skifts begin to go by, en โ€™bout eight er nine every skift dat went โ€™long wuz talkinโ€™ โ€™bout how yoโ€™ pap come over to de town en say youโ€™s killed. Dese lasโ€™ skifts wuz full oโ€™ ladies en genlmen a-goinโ€™ over for to see de place. Sometimes deyโ€™d pull up at de shoโ€™ en take a resโ€™ bโ€™foโ€™ dey started acrost, so by de talk I got to know all โ€™bout de killinโ€™. I โ€™uz powerful sorry youโ€™s killed, Huck, but I ainโ€™t no moโ€™ now.

โ€œI laid dah under de shavinโ€™s all day. I โ€™uz hungry, but I warnโ€™t afeard; bekase I knowed ole missus en de widder wuz goinโ€™ to start to de camp-meetโ€™nโ€™ right arter breakfasโ€™ en be gone all day, en dey knows I goes off wid de cattle โ€™bout daylight, so dey wouldnโ€™ โ€™spec to see me rounโ€™ de place, en so dey wouldnโ€™ miss me tell arter dark in de eveninโ€™. De yuther servants wouldnโ€™ miss me, kase deyโ€™d shin out en take holiday soon as de ole folks โ€™uz outโ€™n de way.

โ€œWell, when it come dark I tuck out up de river road, en went โ€™bout two mile er more to whah dey warnโ€™t no houses. Iโ€™d made up my mine โ€™bout what Iโ€™s agwyne to do. You see, ef I kepโ€™ on tryinโ€™ to git away afoot, de dogs โ€™ud track me; ef I stole a skift to cross over, deyโ€™d miss dat skift, you see, en deyโ€™d know โ€™bout whah Iโ€™d lanโ€™ on de yuther side, en whah to pick up my track. So I says, a raff is what Iโ€™s arter; it doanโ€™ย makeย no track.

โ€œI see a light a-cominโ€™ rounโ€™ de pโ€™int bymeby, so I wadeโ€™ in en shoveโ€™ a log ahead oโ€™ me en swum moreโ€™n half way acrost de river, en got in โ€™mongst de drift-wood, en kepโ€™ my head down low, en kinder swum agin de current tell de raff come along. Den I swum to de stern uv it en tuck a-holt. It clouded up en โ€™uz pooty dark for a little while. So I clumb up en laid down on de planks. De men โ€™uz all โ€™way yonder in de middle, whah de lantern wuz. De river wuz a-risinโ€™, en dey wuz a good current; so I reckโ€™nโ€™d โ€™at by foโ€™ in de mawninโ€™ Iโ€™d be twenty-five mile down de river, en den Iโ€™d slip in jis bโ€™foโ€™ daylight en swim ashoโ€™, en take to de woods on de Illinois side.

โ€œBut I didnโ€™ have no luck. When we โ€™uz mosโ€™ down to de head er de islanโ€™ a man begin to come aft wid de lantern, I see it warnโ€™t no use fer to wait, so I slid overboard en struck out fer de islanโ€™. Well, I had a notion I could lanโ€™ mosโ€™ anywhers, but I couldnโ€™tโ€”bank too bluff. I โ€™uz mosโ€™ to de foot er de islanโ€™ bโ€™foโ€™ I foundโ€™ a good place. I went into de woods en jedged I wouldnโ€™ fool wid raffs no moโ€™, long as dey move de lantern rounโ€™ so. I had my pipe en a plug er dog-leg, en some matches in my cap, en dey warnโ€™t wet, so I โ€™uz all right.โ€

โ€œAnd so you ainโ€™t had no meat nor bread to eat all this time? Why didnโ€™t you get mud-turkles?โ€

โ€œHow you gwyne to git โ€™m? You canโ€™t slip up on um en grab um; en howโ€™s a body gwyne to hit um wid a rock? How could a body do it in de night? En I warnโ€™t gwyne to show mysef on de bank in de daytime.โ€

โ€œWell, thatโ€™s so. Youโ€™ve had to keep in the woods all the time, of course. Did you hear โ€™em shooting the cannon?โ€

โ€œOh, yes. I knowed dey was arter you. I see um go by heahโ€”watched um thoo de bushes.โ€

Some young birds come along, flying a yard or two at a time and lighting. Jim said it was a sign it was going to rain. He said it was a sign when young chickens flew that way, and so he reckoned it was the same way when young birds done it. I was going to catch some of them, but Jim wouldnโ€™t let me. He said it was death. He said his father laid mighty sick once, and some of them catched a bird, and his old granny said his father would die, and he did.

And Jim said you mustnโ€™t count the things you are going to cook for dinner, because that would bring bad luck. The same if you shook the table-cloth after sundown. And he said if a man owned a beehive and that man died, the bees must be told about it before sun-up next morning, or else the bees would all weaken down and quit work and die. Jim said bees wouldnโ€™t sting idiots; but I didnโ€™t believe that, because I had tried them lots of times myself, and they wouldnโ€™t sting me.

I had heard about some of these things before, but not all of them. Jim knowed all kinds of signs. He said he knowed most everything. I said it looked to me like all the signs was about bad luck, and so I asked him if there warnโ€™t any good-luck signs. He says:

โ€œMighty fewโ€”anโ€™ย deyย ainโ€™t no use to a body. What you want to know when good luckโ€™s a-cominโ€™ for? Want to keep it off?โ€ And he said: โ€œEf youโ€™s got hairy arms en a hairy breasโ€™, itโ€™s a sign dat youโ€™s agwyne to be rich. Well, deyโ€™s some use in a sign like dat, โ€™kase itโ€™s so fur ahead. You see, maybe youโ€™s got to be poโ€™ a long time fust, en so you might git discourageโ€™ en kill yoโ€™sef โ€™f you didnโ€™ know by de sign dat you gwyne to be rich bymeby.โ€

โ€œHave you got hairy arms and a hairy breast, Jim?โ€

โ€œWhatโ€™s de use to ax dat question? Donโ€™t you see I has?โ€

โ€œWell, are you rich?โ€

โ€œNo, but I ben rich wunst, and gwyne to be rich agin. Wunst I had foteen dollars, but I tuck to specalatโ€™nโ€™, en got busted out.โ€

โ€œWhat did you speculate in, Jim?โ€

โ€œWell, fust I tackled stock.โ€

โ€œWhat kind of stock?โ€

โ€œWhy, live stockโ€”cattle, you know. I put ten dollars in a cow. But I ainโ€™ gwyne to resk no moโ€™ money in stock. De cow up โ€™nโ€™ died on my hanโ€™s.โ€

โ€œSo you lost the ten dollars.โ€

โ€œNo, I didnโ€™t lose it all. I onโ€™y losโ€™ โ€™bout nine of it. I sole de hide en taller for a dollar en ten cents.โ€

โ€œYou had five dollars and ten cents left. Did you speculate any more?โ€

โ€œYes. You know that one-laigged nigger dat bโ€™longs to old Misto Bradish? Well, he sot up a bank, en say anybody dat put in a dollar would git foโ€™ dollars moโ€™ at de enโ€™ er de year. Well, all de niggers went in, but dey didnโ€™t have much. I wuz de onโ€™y one dat had much. So I stuck out for moโ€™ dan foโ€™ dollars, en I said โ€™f I didnโ€™ git it Iโ€™d start a bank mysef. Well, oโ€™ course dat nigger wantโ€™ to keep me out er de business, bekase he says dey warnโ€™t business โ€™nough for two banks, so he say I could put in my five dollars en he pay me thirty-five at de enโ€™ er de year.

โ€œSo I done it. Den I reckโ€™nโ€™d Iโ€™d invesโ€™ de thirty-five dollars right off en keep things a-movinโ€™. Dey wuz a nigger nameโ€™ Bob, dat had ketched a wood-flat, en his marster didnโ€™ know it; en I bought it offโ€™n him en told him to take de thirty-five dollars when de enโ€™ er de year come; but somebody stole de wood-flat dat night, en nex day de one-laigged nigger say de bankโ€™s busted. So dey didnโ€™ none uv us git no money.โ€

โ€œWhat did you do with the ten cents, Jim?โ€

โ€œWell, I โ€™uz gwyne to spenโ€™ it, but I had a dream, en de dream tole me to give it to a nigger nameโ€™ Balumโ€”Balumโ€™s Ass dey call him for short; heโ€™s one er dem chuckleheads, you know. But heโ€™s lucky, dey say, en I see I warnโ€™t lucky. De dream say let Balum invesโ€™ de ten cents en heโ€™d make a raise for me. Well, Balum he tuck de money, en when he wuz in church he hear de preacher say dat whoever give to de poโ€™ lenโ€™ to de Lord, en bounโ€™ to git his money back a hundโ€™d times. So Balum he tuck en give de ten cents to de poโ€™, en laid low to see what wuz gwyne to come of it.โ€

โ€œWell, what did come of it, Jim?โ€

โ€œNuffn never come of it. I couldnโ€™ manage to kโ€™leck dat money no way; en Balum he couldnโ€™. I ainโ€™ gwyne to lenโ€™ no moโ€™ money โ€™dout I see de security. Bounโ€™ to git yoโ€™ money back a hundโ€™d times, de preacher says! Ef I could git de tenย centsย back, Iโ€™d call it squah, en be glad er de chanst.โ€

โ€œWell, itโ€™s all right anyway, Jim, long as youโ€™re going to be rich again some time or other.โ€

โ€œYes; en Iโ€™s rich now, come to look at it. I owns mysef, en Iโ€™s wuth eight hundโ€™d dollars. I wisht I had de money, I wouldnโ€™ want no moโ€™.โ€

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