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Chapter no 34

Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

We stopped talking, and got to thinking. By-and-by Tom says:

โ€œLooky here, Huck, what fools we are to not think of it before! I bet I know where Jim is.โ€

โ€œNo! Where?โ€

โ€œIn that hut down by the ash-hopper. Why, looky here. When we was at dinner, didnโ€™t you see a nigger man go in there with some vittles?โ€

โ€œYes.โ€

โ€œWhat did you think the vittles was for?โ€

โ€œFor a dog.โ€

โ€œSoโ€™d I. Well, it wasnโ€™t for a dog.โ€

โ€œWhy?โ€

โ€œBecause part of it was watermelon.โ€

โ€œSo it wasโ€”I noticed it. Well, it does beat all that I never thought about a dog not eating watermelon. It shows how a body can see and donโ€™t see at the same time.โ€

โ€œWell, the nigger unlocked the padlock when he went in, and he locked it again when he came out. He fetched uncle a key about the time we got up from tableโ€”same key, I bet. Watermelon shows man, lock shows prisoner; and it ainโ€™t likely thereโ€™s two prisoners on such a little plantation, and where the peopleโ€™s all so kind and good. Jimโ€™s the prisoner. All rightโ€”Iโ€™m glad we found it out detective fashion; I wouldnโ€™t give shucks for any other way. Now you work your mind, and study out a plan to steal Jim, and I will study out one, too; and weโ€™ll take the one we like the best.โ€

What a head for just a boy to have! If I had Tom Sawyerโ€™s head I wouldnโ€™t trade it off to be a duke, nor mate of a steamboat, nor clown in a circus, nor nothing I can think of. I went to thinking out a plan, but only just to be doing something; I knowed very well where the right plan was going to come from. Pretty soon Tom says:

โ€œReady?โ€

โ€œYes,โ€ I says.

โ€œAll rightโ€”bring it out.โ€

โ€œMy plan is this,โ€ I says. โ€œWe can easy find out if itโ€™s Jim in there. Then get up my canoe to-morrow night, and fetch my raft over from the island. Then the first dark night that comes steal the key out of the old manโ€™s britches after he goes to bed, and shove off down the river on the raft with Jim, hiding daytimes and running nights, the way me and Jim used to do before. Wouldnโ€™t that plan work?โ€

โ€œWork?ย Why, certโ€™nly it would work, like rats a-fighting. But itโ€™s too blameโ€™ simple; there ainโ€™t nothingย toย it. Whatโ€™s the good of a plan that ainโ€™t no more trouble than that? Itโ€™s as mild as goose-milk. Why, Huck, it wouldnโ€™t make no more talk than breaking into a soap factory.โ€

I never said nothing, because I warnโ€™t expecting nothing different; but I knowed mighty well that whenever he gotย hisย plan ready it wouldnโ€™t have none of them objections to it.

And it didnโ€™t. He told me what it was, and I see in a minute it was worth fifteen of mine for style, and would make Jim just as free a man as mine would, and maybe get us all killed besides. So I was satisfied, and said we would waltz in on it. I neednโ€™t tell what it was here, because I knowed it wouldnโ€™t stay the way, it was. I knowed he would be changing it around every which way as we went along, and heaving in new bullinesses wherever he got a chance. And that is what he done.

Well, one thing was dead sure, and that was that Tom Sawyer was in earnest, and was actuly going to help steal that nigger out of slavery. That was the thing that was too many for me. Here was a boy that was respectable and well brung up; and had a character to lose; and folks at home that had characters; and he was bright and not leather-headed; and knowing and not ignorant; and not mean, but kind; and yet here he was, without any more pride, or rightness, or feeling, than to stoop to this business, and make himself a shame, and his family a shame, before everybody. Iย couldnโ€™tย understand it no way at all. It was outrageous, and I knowed I ought to just up and tell him so; and so be his true friend, and let him quit the thing right where he was and save himself. And Iย didย start to tell him; but he shut me up, and says:

โ€œDonโ€™t you reckon I know what Iโ€™m about? Donโ€™t I generly know what Iโ€™m about?โ€

โ€œYes.โ€

โ€œDidnโ€™t Iย sayย I was going to help steal the nigger?โ€

โ€œYes.โ€

โ€œWell, then.โ€

Thatโ€™s all he said, and thatโ€™s all I said. It warnโ€™t no use to say any more; because when he said heโ€™d do a thing, he always done it. Butย Iย couldnโ€™t make out how he was willing to go into this thing; so I just let it go, and never bothered no more about it. If he was bound to have it so,ย Iย couldnโ€™t help it.

When we got home the house was all dark and still; so we went on down to the hut by the ash-hopper for to examine it. We went through the yard so as to see what the hounds would do. They knowed us, and didnโ€™t make no more noise than country dogs is always doing when anything comes by in the night. When we got to the cabin we took a look at the front and the two sides; and on the side I warnโ€™t acquainted withโ€”which was the north sideโ€”we found a square window-hole, up tolerable high, with just one stout board nailed across it. I says:

โ€œHereโ€™s the ticket. This holeโ€™s big enough for Jim to get through if we wrench off the board.โ€

Tom says:

โ€œItโ€™s as simple as tit-tat-toe, three-in-a-row, and as easy as playing hooky. I shouldย hopeย we can find a way thatโ€™s a little more complicated thanย that, Huck Finn.โ€

โ€œWell, then,โ€ I says, โ€œhowโ€™ll it do to saw him out, the way I done before I was murdered that time?โ€

โ€œThatโ€™s moreย like,โ€ he says. โ€œItโ€™s real mysterious, and troublesome, and good,โ€ he says; โ€œbut I bet we can find a way thatโ€™s twice as long. There ainโ€™t no hurry; leโ€™s keep on looking around.โ€

Betwixt the hut and the fence, on the back side, was a lean-to that joined the hut at the eaves, and was made out of plank. It was as long as the hut, but narrowโ€”only about six foot wide. The door to it was at the south end, and was padlocked. Tom he went to the soap-kettle and searched around, and fetched back the iron thing they lift the lid with; so he took it and prized out one of the staples. The chain fell down, and we opened the door and went in, and shut it, and struck a match, and see the shed was only built against a cabin and hadnโ€™t no connection with it; and there warnโ€™t no floor to the shed, nor nothing in it but some old rusty played-out hoes and spades and picks and a crippled plow. The match went out, and so did we, and shoved in the staple again, and the door was locked as good as ever. Tom was joyful. He says;

โ€œNow weโ€™re all right. Weโ€™llย digย him out. Itโ€™ll take about a week!โ€

Then we started for the house, and I went in the back doorโ€”you only have to pull a buckskin latch-string, they donโ€™t fasten the doorsโ€”but that warnโ€™t romantical enough for Tom Sawyer; no way would do him but he must climb up the lightning-rod. But after he got up half way about three times, and missed fire and fell every time, and the last time most busted his brains out, he thought heโ€™d got to give it up; but after he was rested he allowed he would give her one more turn for luck, and this time he made the trip.

In the morning we was up at break of day, and down to the nigger cabins to pet the dogs and make friends with the nigger that fed Jimโ€”if itย wasย Jim that was being fed. The niggers was just getting through breakfast and starting for the fields; and Jimโ€™s nigger was piling up a tin pan with bread and meat and things; and whilst the others was leaving, the key come from the house.

This nigger had a good-natured, chuckle-headed face, and his wool was all tied up in little bunches with thread. That was to keep witches off. He said the witches was pestering him awful these nights, and making him see all kinds of strange things, and hear all kinds of strange words and noises, and he didnโ€™t believe he was ever witched so long before in his life. He got so worked up, and got to running on so about his troubles, he forgot all about what heโ€™d been a-going to do. So Tom says:

โ€œWhatโ€™s the vittles for? Going to feed the dogs?โ€

The nigger kind of smiled around gradually over his face, like when you heave a brickbat in a mud-puddle, and he says:

โ€œYes, Mars Sid,ย aย dog. Curโ€™us dog, too. Does you want to go en look at โ€™im?โ€

โ€œYes.โ€

I hunched Tom, and whispers:

โ€œYou going, right here in the daybreak?ย Thatย warnโ€™t the plan.โ€

โ€œNo, it warnโ€™t; but itโ€™s the planย now.โ€

So, drat him, we went along, but I didnโ€™t like it much. When we got in we couldnโ€™t hardly see anything, it was so dark; but Jim was there, sure enough, and could see us; and he sings out:

โ€œWhy,ย Huck!ย En goodย lanโ€™! ainโ€™ dat Misto Tom?โ€

I just knowed how it would be; I just expected it.ย Iย didnโ€™t know nothing to do; and if I had I couldnโ€™t a done it, because that nigger busted in and says:

โ€œWhy, de gracious sakes! do he know you genlmen?โ€

We could see pretty well now. Tom he looked at the nigger, steady and kind of wondering, and says:

โ€œDoesย whoย know us?โ€

โ€œWhy, dis-yer runaway nigger.โ€

โ€œI donโ€™t reckon he does; but what put that into your head?โ€

โ€œWhatย putย it dar? Didnโ€™ he jisโ€™ dis minute sing out like he knowed you?โ€

Tom says, in a puzzled-up kind of way:

โ€œWell, thatโ€™s mighty curious.ย Whoย sung out?ย Whenย did he sing out?ย whatย did he sing out?โ€ And turns to me, perfectly caโ€™m, and says, โ€œDidย youย hear anybody sing out?โ€

Of course there warnโ€™t nothing to be said but the one thing; so I says:

โ€œNo;ย Iย ainโ€™t heard nobody say nothing.โ€

Then he turns to Jim, and looks him over like he never see him before, and says:

โ€œDid you sing out?โ€

โ€œNo, sah,โ€ says Jim; โ€œIย hainโ€™t said nothing, sah.โ€

โ€œNot a word?โ€

โ€œNo, sah, I hainโ€™t said a word.โ€

โ€œDid you ever see us before?โ€

โ€œNo, sah; not asย Iย knows on.โ€

So Tom turns to the nigger, which was looking wild and distressed, and says, kind of severe:

โ€œWhat do you reckonโ€™s the matter with you, anyway? What made you think somebody sung out?โ€

โ€œOh, itโ€™s de dad-blameโ€™ witches, sah, en I wisht I was dead, I do. Deyโ€™s awluz at it, sah, en dey do mosโ€™ kill me, dey skโ€™yers me so. Please to donโ€™t tell nobody โ€™bout it sah, er ole Mars Silas heโ€™ll scole me; โ€™kase he say deyย ainโ€™tย no witches. I jisโ€™ wish to goodness he was heah nowโ€”denย what would he say! I jisโ€™ bet he couldnโ€™ fine no way to git arounโ€™ itย disย time. But itโ€™s awluz jisโ€™ so; people datโ€™sย sot, stays sot; dey wonโ€™t look into nothโ€™nโ€™en fine it out fโ€™r deyselves, en whenย youย fine it out en tell um โ€™bout it, dey doanโ€™ bโ€™lieve you.โ€

Tom give him a dime, and said we wouldnโ€™t tell nobody; and told him to buy some more thread to tie up his wool with; and then looks at Jim, and says:

โ€œI wonder if Uncle Silas is going to hang this nigger. If I was to catch a nigger that was ungrateful enough to run away,ย Iย wouldnโ€™t give him up, Iโ€™d hang him.โ€ And whilst the nigger stepped to the door to look at the dime and bite it to see if it was good, he whispers to Jim and says:

โ€œDonโ€™t ever let on to know us. And if you hear any digging going on nights, itโ€™s us; weโ€™re going to set you free.โ€

Jim only had time to grab us by the hand and squeeze it; then the nigger come back, and we said weโ€™d come again some time if the nigger wanted us to; and he said he would, more particular if it was dark, because the witches went for him mostly in the dark, and it was good to have folks around then.

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