โA woman friend. This is amazing. You may be the first attractive woman I have not wanted to sleep with in my entire life.โ
โWhen Harry Met Sally
โ
Michael was back.
I propped my feet up on the kitchen table and dug my spoon into the container of Americone Dream, still beside myself with giddiness. In my wildest dreams, I wouldnโt have imagined the return of Michael Young.
I didnโt think Iโd ever see him again.
After he moved, I daydreamed for years about him coming back. I used to imagine I was out taking a walk on one of those gloriously cold autumn days that whispered of winter, the air smelling like snow. Iโd be wearing my favorite out1tโwhich changed with each imagining, of course, because this fantasy started back in grade schoolโand when Iโd turn the corner at the end of the block, there heโd be, walking toward me. I think there was even romantic running involved. I mean, why wouldnโt there be?
There were also no less than a hundred brokenhearted entries in my childhood diaries about his exit from my life. Iโd found them a few years ago when we were cleaning out the garage, and the entries were surprisingly dark for a little kid.
Probably because his absence in my life was timed so closely with my motherโs death.
Eventually Iโd accepted that neither of them were coming back. But now heโd returned.
And it felt like getting a little piece of happiness back.
I didnโt have any classes with him, so fate couldnโt intervene by throwing us together, which suckedย soย badly. I mean, what were the odds that weโd have zero occasions for forced interaction? Joss had a class with him, and clearly Wes did as well. Why not me? How was I supposed to show him we were meant to go to prom and fall in love and live happily ever after when I didnโt ever see him? I hummed along to Anna of the North in my headphonesโthe sexy hot tub song fromย To All the Boys Iโve Loved Beforeโand stared out the window at the rain.
The one thing in my favor was that I was kind of a love expert.
I didnโt have a degree and I hadnโt taken any classes, but Iโd watched thousands of hours of romantic comedies in my life. And I hadnโt just watched. Iโd analyzed them with the observational acuity of a clinical psychologist.
Not only that, but love was in my genes. My mother had been a screenwriter whoโd churned out aย lotย of great small-screen romantic comedies. My dad was 100 percent certain that she wouldโve been the next Nora Ephron if sheโd just had a little more time.
So even though I had zero practical experience, between my inherited knowledge and my extensive research, I knew a lot about love. And everything I knew made me certain that in order for Michael and me to happen, I would need to be at Rynoโs party.
Which wasnโt going to be easy, because not only did I have no idea who Ryno even was but I had zero interest in attending a party 1lled with the jocksโ sweaty armpits and the popularsโ stinky beer breath.
But I needed to get reacquainted with Michael before some awful blondeย who shall remain namelessย beat me to him, so Iโd have to 1nd a way to make it work.
Lightning shot across the sky and illuminated Wesโs big car, all snuggled up against the curb in front of my house, rain bouncing hard oP of its hood. That assbag had been right behind me all the way home from school, and when Iโd pulled forward toย properlyย parallel park, heโd slid right into The Spot.
What kind of monster parked nose-1rst in a street spot?
As I honked and yelled at him through the torrential downpour, he waved to me and ran inside his house. I ended up having to park around the corner, in front of Mrs. Scarapelliโs duplex, and my hair and dress had been drenched by the time I burst through my front door.
Donโt even ask about the new shoes.
I licked oP the spoon and wished Michael lived next door instead of Wes. Then it hit me.
โHoly God.โ
Wes was my in. Wes, who had invited Michael to the party in the 1rst place, would obviously be attending. What if he could get me in?
Althoughโฆ he didnโt do things to help me. Like, ever. Wesโs joy was derived from torture, not generosity. So how could I convince him? What could I give him? I needed to come up with somethingโsome tangible thingโthat would get him to help me out and keep his mouth shut at the same time.
I dug out another spoonful of ice cream and put it in my mouth. Stared out the window.
This was a no-brainer.
โWell, well.โ Wes stood inside his house, behind the screen door, looking out at me in the rain with a smirk on his face. โTo what do I owe this honor?โ
โLet me in. I need to talk.โ
โI donโt knowโare you going to hurt me if I let you in?โ
โCome on,โ I said through gritted teeth as the driving rain pelted my head. โIโm getting drenched out here.โ
โI knowโand Iโm sorryโbut I am seriously afraid youโre going to junk-punch me for stealing the Spot if I let you come inside.โ He opened the door a crack, enough to show me how warm and dry he looked in jeans and a T-shirt, and said, โYouโre a little scary sometimes, Liz.โ
โWes!โ Wesโs mom came up behind him and looked horri1ed as she saw me standing out in the rain. โFor the love of God, open the door for the poor girl.โ
โBut I think sheโs here to kill me.โ He said it like a scared little kid, and I could tell his mom was trying not to smile.
โGet inside, Liz.โ Wesโs mom grabbed my arm and gently pulled me across the threshold to where it was warm and smelled like dryer sheets. โMy son is a nuisance and heโs sorry.โ
โNo, Iโm not.โ
โTell me what he did and Iโll help you punish him.โ
I pushed the wet hair oP my face, looked directly at him, and said to his mom, โHe stole my spot when I was trying to parallel park.โ
โOh my God, you told my mom on me?โ Wes closed the front door and followed me and his mother inside. โWell, if weโre randomly tattling, Mom, I should probably tell you that Liz was the one who called the cops on my car when I had pneumonia.โ
โWait, what?โ I stopped and turned around. โWhen were you sick?โ
โWell, when did you call?โ He put both hands on his heart, fake-coughed, and said, โI was too ill to even move my car.โ
โStop.โ I didnโt know if he was messing with me or not, but I suspected he wasnโt, and I felt like a monster because as much as I loved besting him, I didnโt like the thought of him being sick. โWere you seriously sick?โ
His dark eyes swept over my face, and he said, โWould you seriously care?โ โKnock it oP, you little brats.โ His mom gestured for us to follow her into
the family room. โSit on the couch, eat some cookies, and get over yourselves.โ She plopped a plate of chocolate chip cookies down on the coPee table,
fetched a gallon of milk and two glasses, tossed me a towel, reminded Wes that he had to pick up his sister at six thirty, and then she left us alone.
The woman was a force.
โOhh.โย Kate & Leopoldย was playing on one of those retro TV channels that only old people watched, and I rubbed the towel over my hair as Meg Ryanโs character tried evading the charm of a very British Hugh Jackman. โI love this movie.โ
โOf course you do.โ He gave me a grin that made me uncomfortable, like he knew things about me that I didnโt know he knew, and he leaned down and grabbed a cookie. โSo what do you want to talk to me about?โ
My cheeks got warm, mainly because I was scared to death he was going to make fun of meโand tell Michaelโwhen I told him what I wanted. I sat down on the sofa, set the towel beside me, and said, โOkay. Hereโs the thing. I kind of need your help.โ
He started smiling immediately. I held up a hand and said, โNope. Listen. I know youโre not one to help out of the goodness of your heart, so Iโve got a
proposition for you.โ
โOuch. Like Iโm some kind of a mercenary or something. That hurts.โ โNo, it doesnโt.โ
He conceded with a shrug. โNo, it really doesnโt.โ
โOkay.โ It took a lot of self-control not to roll my eyes at him. โBut before I tell youย whatย I want you to help with, I want to go over the terms of the deal.โ
He crossed his armsโwhen had his chest gotten so wide?โand tilted his head. โGo on.โ
โOkay.โ I took a deep breath and tucked my hair behind my ears. โFirst of all, you have to swear to secrecy. If you tellย anyoneย about our deal, it is void and you donโt get payment. Second, if you agree to the deal, you have to actually help me. You canโt just do a little and then blow me oP.โ
I paused, and he looked at me through narrowed eyes. โWell? Whatโs the payment?โ
โThe payment will be uncontested, twenty-four/seven access to the parking spot for the duration of our deal.โ
โWhoa.โ He walked over and plopped down in the chair across from me. โYou will give me THE parking spot?โ
Iย soย didnโt want to, but I also knew how badly Wes wanted it. He and his dad were always tinkering with his old car, mostly because it never started, and their toolboxes looked wildly heavy whenever I got The Spot and they had to haul them all the way down to the end of the street to get it going. โThatโs correct.โ
His smile went big. โIโm in. Iโm doing it. Iโm your guy.โ
โYou canโt say that yetโyou donโt even know what the deal is.โ โDoesnโt matter. Iโll do whatever it takes.โ
โWhat if I want you to run naked through the commons during lunch?โ โDone.โ
I grabbed the throw that was folded over the arm of the couch and wrapped it around my shoulders. โWhat if I want you to turn naked cartwheels through the commons during lunch while singing the entireย Hamiltonย soundtrack?โ
โYou got it. I love โMy Shot.โโ
โSeriously?โ That made me smile, even though I wasnโt used to smiling at Wes. โBut can you even do a cartwheel?โ
โYup.โ โProve it.โ
โYouโre so high maintenance.โ Wes stood, shoved the coPee table out of the way with his foot, and did the most awful cartwheel Iโd ever seen. His legs were bent and didnโt turn over his head at all, but he stuck the landing with over-the-head gymnastics arms and a con1dent smile before plopping back into his chair. โNow tell me.โ
I coughed out the laugh I was trying to hold in and searched his face. I was looking for honesty, some kind of hint that I could trust him, but I got sidetracked by how dark his eyes were and the way he Aexed his jaw. I thought of the time in seventh grade when heโd given me six dollars to get me to stop crying. Helena and my dad had just gotten married, and theyโd decided to remodel the main level of the house. In preparation, Helena had cleaned out the closets and drawers and donated all of the old stuP. Including my motherโs DVD
collection.
When Iโd had an emotional meltdown and my dad had explained the situation to Helena, sheโd felt awful. Sheโd apologized over and over again while Iโd sobbed. But all Iโd been able to focus on were her words to my dad: โI just didnโt think anyone watched those cheesy movies.โ
Iโd been a resourceful kidโstill was resourceful, as proven by my being at Wesโs house at that very momentโand it had only taken one phone call to 1nd out where the movies had ended up. Iโd snuck out, lying to my dad and saying I was going to Jocelynโs, and ridden my bike all the way to the thrift store. I had every penny of my babysitting money in my front pocket, but when I got there, it wasnโt enough.
โWeโre going to sell this as a collection, kidโyou canโt by them individually.โ I stared at that price tag, and no matter how many times I counted, I was six dollars short. The jerk at the store was unyielding, and I cried all the way home
on my hot-pink bike. It felt like I was losing my mom all over again.
When I was almost home, I saw Wes bouncing a basketball in his driveway. He looked at me with his usual face, half smiling like he knew some secret about me, but then he stopped dribbling.
โHey.โ He tossed the ball onto the grass in his front yard and walked toward me. โWhatโs wrong?โ
I remember not wanting to tell him because I knew heโd think it was ridiculous, but there was something about his eyes that made me break down all over again. I bawled like a baby while I told him what happened, but instead of laughing at me, he listened. He stayed silent through my entire breakdown, and once I stopped talking and started hiccupping embarrassing little sobs, he leaned forward and wiped my tears with his thumbs.
โDonโt cry, Liz.โ He looked sad when he said it, like he wanted to cry too.
Then he said, โWait here.โ
He gave me theย One secย 1nger before turning and running into his house. I stood there, exhausted from the crying and shocked by his niceness, and when he came out his front door, he gave me a ten-dollar bill. I remember looking up at him and thinking he had the kindest brown eyes, but my thoughts mustโve shown on my face because he immediately gave me a scowl and said, โThis is just to shut you up โcause I canโt stand to listen to you bawling for another minute. And I want my change.โ
My mind jerked me back to Wesโs family room. Michael. The Spot. Needing Wesโs help.
My eyes ran over his face. Yeah, his brown eyes still looked exactly the same. โOkay.โ I picked up a cookie and took a bite. โBut I swear on everything holy
that I will hire a hit man if you blab about this.โ โI very much believe you. Now spill it.โ
I had to look at something other than his face. I went with my lap, staring at the smooth texture of my leggings when I said, โOkay. Hereโs the thing. Michael is back in town, and I was kind of hoping to, yโknow,ย touch base with him.ย We were close before he moved away, and I want to get that back again.โ
โAnd I can help with that how, exactly?โ
I kept my eyes down, tracing the seam of my pants with my index 1nger. โWell, I donโt have any classes with him, so thereโs no way for me to talk to him naturally. But you and Michael are already friends. You hang out. You invited him to a party.โ I dared to look at him when I said, โYouโveย got the connection that I want.โ
He tossed the rest of his cookie into his mouth, chewed it up, and dusted his hands on the knees of his pants. โLet me get this straight. You are still starry-eyed over Young, and you want me to drag you along to Rynoโs party so you can get him to like you.โ
I considered denying it, but instead said, โBasically.โ
His jaw Aexed. โI heard heโs kind of interested in Laney.โ
Ugh, no. My own personal investment in the situation aside, Laney Morgan was totally wrong for Michael. In fact, nudging him to fall in love with me would be doing him a favor simply by saving him fromย that. I said, โDonโt you worry about that.โ
An eyebrow went up. โHow positively scandalous of you, Elizabeth.โ โShut it.โ
He smiled. โYou canโt think that just showing up at a party is going to make him notice you. Thereโs going to be a ton of people there.โ
โI only need a few minutes.โ โPretty con1dent, are we?โ
โI am.โ Iโd already written a script. โI have a plan.โ โAnd it isโฆ?โ
I tucked my legs underneath me. โLike Iโm telling you.โ
โNah.โ He got up, moved to the couch, and plopped down beside me. โYour plan sucks.โ
I wrapped the throw more tightly around my shoulders. โHow could you possibly know that when you donโt know my plan?โ
โBecause Iโve known you since you were 1ve, Liz. Iโm sure your plan involves a contrived meeting, an entire notebookโs worth of silly ideas, and someone riding oP into the sunset.โ
He was close, but I said, โYouโre way oP base.โ โBet.โ
I sighed. โSoโฆ?โ All I needed was for The Spot to be a stronger draw than Wesโs determination to antagonize me.
Wes crossed his arms and looked pleased with himself. โSoโฆ?โ
โOh my God, youโre torturing me on purpose. Are you going to help me or not?โ
He scratched his chin. โI just donโt know if The Spot is worth it.โ
โWorth what? Allowing me to be in your presence for a few hours?โ I tucked a wet curl behind my ear. โYouโll barely even know Iโm there.โ
โWhat ifย Iโmย trying to hit it oP with someone?โ The look on his face was so creepy, I smiled in spite of myself. โYour presence might mess with my mojo.โ
โTrust me, you wonโt even notice me. Iโll be too busy making Michael fall wildly in love with me to even touch your mojo.โ
โEw. Stop talking about touching my mojo, you perv.โ
I rolled my eyes and turned toward him. โAre you going to say yes, or what?โ
He smirked and kicked his feet up onto the coPee table. โIย doย love watching you take the walk of shame from Mrs. Scarapelliโs. Itโs kind of my new favorite hobby. So I guess Iโll drag you along to the party.โ
โYes!โ I stopped myself from doing a 1st pump in victory.
โSettle your ass down.โ Wes leaned forward, grabbed the remote, and turned up the volume on the TV before looking at me as if I smelled bad. โWaitโthis movie? You loveย thisย movie?โ
โI know itโs a weird premise, but I swear to you that itโs great.โ โIโve seen it. This movie is trash, are you kidding me?โ
โIt isย notย trash. Itโs about 1nding someone so right for you that youโd be willing to drop everything and traverseย centuriesย for them. She literally ditches her life and moves to 1876. I mean, that is a powerful love.โ I looked at the TV, and my brain started quoting along with the movie. โAre you sure youโve seenย thisย movie?โ
โIโm positive.โ He shook his head and watched as Stuart begged the nurse to let him leave the hospital. โThis movie is formulaic, aspartame-infused, tropey garbage.โ
โOf course.โ Why would I expect Wes to surprise me? โOf courseย Wes Bennett is a rom-com snob. I would expect no less.โ
โIโm not aย rom-com snob, whatever that even is, but a discerning viewer who expects more than a predictable plot with 1ll-in-the-blank characters.โ
โOh, please.โ I put my feet on the coPee table. โExploding buildings and high-speed chases arenโt predictable?โ
โYouโre making the assumption that I like action movies.โ
โYou donโt?โ
โOh, I do.โ He tossed the remote onto the table and grabbed his glass. โBut you shouldnโt assume.โ
โBut I was right.โ
โWhatever.โ He drank the last of his milk and set down his glass. โBottom lineโchick Aicks are laughingly unrealistic. Like, โOh, these two are so diPerent and hate each other so much, butโwait. Are they so diPerent after all?โโ
โEnemies-to-lovers. Itโs a classic trope.โ
โOh, good God, you think itโs awesome.โ He narrowed his eyes, leaned over, and patted me on the head. โYou poor, confused little love lover. Tell me you donโt think this movie is remotely connected to reality in any way.โ
I smacked his hand away from my head. โYeah, because I believe in time travel.โ
โNot that.โ He gestured toward the TV. โTime travel is probably the most realistic part. Iโm talking about rom-coms in general. Relationships never ever, ever work like that.โ
โYes, they do.โ
His eyebrows went up. โTheyย do? Correct me if Iโm wrong, but it didnโt seem like it worked that way with Jeremiah Green or Tad Miranda.โ
I was kind of taken aback by his awareness of my romantic history (or lack thereof), but I supposed it was inevitable when we were in the same grade at the same school.
โWell, theyย can.โ I pushed my still-damp hair out of my face and wasnโt surprised that Wes thought the way he did. Iโd never heard of him being serious with any girlโeverโso it was probably safe to assume he was your classic player-type jock. โItโs out there, even if the jaded, cynical people like you are too, umโฆย cynicalย to believe.โ
โYou said โcynicalโ twice.โ Sigh.
He smiled at my irritation. โSo you think that two enemiesโin the real world
โcan magically get over their diPerences and fall madly in love?โ โI do.โ
โAnd you think that plotting and planning and trickery is no big deal if itโs done to spark some sort of true love?โ
I chewed on my lip. Was that what I was doing? Trickery? The thought put a little twist in my stomach, but I ignored it. That wasnโt what was happening here. I said, โYouโre making it sound ridiculous on purpose.โ
โOh, noโitโs just ridiculous.โ
โYouโre ridiculous.โ I realized I was gritting my teeth, and I relaxed my jaw.
Who cared what Wes thought about love, anyway?
He got a little smirk going and said, โHave you thought about the fact that if your little love notions are valid, then Michael is actuallyย notย the guy for you?โ
Nope; heย wasย the guy for me. Had to be. Still, I asked, โWhat do you mean?โ โAt this point, you and Michael arenโt mad at each other, so itโs doomed.
Every rom-com has two people who canโt stand each other in the beginning but eventually bang it out.โ
โGross.โ
โSeriously.ย Youโve Got Mail. The Ugly Truth. Umโฆย When Harry Met Sally,ย 10 Things I Hate About You,ย Sweet Home Alabamโโ
โFirst of all,ย Sweet Home Alabamaย is a second-chance-at-love trope, asshat.โ โOohโmy bad.โ
โSecond of all, youโre a little impressive with your rom-com knowledge, Bennett. Are you sure you arenโt a closet watcher?โ
He gave me a look. โPositive.โ
I reallyย wasย a little impressed; I lovedย The Ugly Truth. โI wonโt tell anyone if you secretly fangirl over romance Aicks.โ
โShut it.โ He chuckled and gave his head a slow shake. โSo what trope works for you and Michael, then? The followed-him-around-like-a-puppy-but-now-he-sees-the-puppy-as-a-potential-girlfriend-even-though-he-already-has-a-potential-girlfriend trope?โ
โYou are an obnoxious loveย hater.โ It was all I could think of to throw back at him, becauseโall of a suddenโWes had the uncanny ability to make me laugh. Like, even as he made fun of me, I had to force myself to not give in to another giggle.
But we had a deal, so we exchanged numbers so he could text me after he talked to Michael, and we decided that he was going to pick me up for the party at seven oโclock the following day.
As I walked back to my house in the rain, I couldnโt believe heโd agreed to it. I was a little unsure about going anywhere with Wes, but a girl did what she had to in the name of true love.
I wasnโt a fan of running in the rainย orย in the dark, so doing both at the same time was a major suckfest. Helena had made spaghetti by the time Iโd gotten home from Wesโs, so Iโd had to sit down for a full-scale family dinnerโcomplete withย How was your dayย conversationโbefore I could take oP. My dad tried to convince me to hit the new treadmill heโd bought the day before, since it was pouring outside, but that was a non-option for me.
My daily run had nothing to do with exercise.
I tightened the string on my hood, put my head down, and hit the sidewalk, my worn-out Brooks splashing water up onto my leggings with every step. It was cold and miserable, and I picked up my pace when I turned the corner at the end of the street and could see the cemetery through the downpour.
I didnโt slow until I went through the gates, up the familiar one-lane blacktop road, and just past the crooked elm; then I ran 1fteen steps farther to the left.
โThis weather sucks, Ma,โ I said as I stopped next to my motherโs headstone, putting my hands on my hips and sucking air while trying to slow my pant. โSeriously.โ
I dropped to a squat beside her, running my hand over the slick marble. I usually sat down on the grass, but it was way too wet for that. The driving rain made it seem even darker than normal in the shaded cemetery, but I knew the place by heart, so it didnโt bother me.
In a weird way, this was my happy place.
โSo Michael is backโIโm sure you sawโand he seems just as perfect as ever. Iโm going to see him again tomorrow.โ I pictured her face, like I always did when I was here, and said, โYouโd be excited about this one.โ Even if I had to go to Wes
for help. My mom had always thought Wes was sweet but that he played too rough.
โIt just feels like itโs a fate thing, the way he was kind of dropped into my lap right after I was listening to โSomeone Like You.โ I mean, whatโs more fate-y than that?ย Yourย favorite song, fromย ourย favorite movie, andย ourย favorite cute-ex-neighbor just happened to drop in? I feel like youโre writing this Happily Ever After from your spotโฆโ
I trailed oP and gestured at the sky. โUp there somewhere.โ
Even the cold rain couldnโt keep me from being excited as I described his Southern โyโallโ accent for my mom. I squatted beside her chiseled name and rambled, like I did every day, until the alarm on my phone buzzed. This ritual had kind of become like an oral diary over the years, except I wasnโt recording, and no one was listening. Well, exceptโI hoped my mom was.
It was time to head back.
I stood and patted her headstone. โSee you tomorrow. Love you.โ
I took a deep breath before turning and jogging down the hill. The rain was still coming down hard, but muscle memory made it easy to stay on the path.
And as I ran past Wesโs house and turned into my driveway, I realized I was more excited than Iโd been in a really long time.
โLiz.โ
I glanced up from my Lit homework to see Joss climbing in my window, with Kate and Cassidy following behind her. Weโd discovered years ago that if you climbed onto the roof of my old playhouse in the backyard, you were just high enough to slide open the bedroom window and step right in.
โHey, guys.โ I cracked my back and turned around in my desk chair, surprised to see them. โWhatโs up?โ
โWe just got done with a planning meeting for the senior prank, but we donโt want to go home yet because my dad said I could stay out until nine, and itโs only eight forty.โ Cassidyโwhose parents were wicked strictโplopped down on my bed, and Kate followed, while Joss sat her backside on my window seat and said, โSo weโre hiding here for twenty more minutes.โ
I readied myself for pressure from them about the senior prank.
โIt was basically, like, thirty people jammed into Burger King, loudly shouting out ideas of things they think are funny.โ Joss giggled and said, โTyler Beck thinks we should just let loose with, like, twenty thousand Super Balls in the hallwaysโand he knows a guy who can hook us up.โ
Kate laughed and said, โSwear to God he had the whole group convinced it was the money idea. Until he said he would need actual money.โ
โWe seniors are funny, but cheap as hell.โ Cassidy lay back on my bed and said, โI personally liked Joey Leeโs idea to just say screw it and do something horrible, like Aipping over all the shelves in the library or Aooding the school. He said it was โironically funny because itโs so terriblyย notย funnyโ and that it โwould never be forgotten.โโ
โThatโs de1nitely true,โ I said, taking out my ponytail and digging my hands into my hair. I didnโt want to look at Joss because I felt like sheโd take one glance and know Iโd been scheming with Wes, so I kept my eyes on Cass.
โYou shouldโve been there, Liz,โ Joss said, and I prepared myself for what came next. A lecture about how we were only seniors once, perhaps? She was really good at those.ย Just do it, Liz. Weโre only high school seniors for a few more months.
But when I looked at her, she grinned instead and said, โEveryone was talking about ideas, and then Conner Abel said, โMy house got forked once.โโ
My mouth fell open. โShutย up!โ โRight?โ Kate squealed.
Last year, when I was crushing hard on Conner, we thought itโd be funny to fork his front yard one Saturday night when there was nothing going on and we were all sleeping over at my house. Yes, it was silly, but we were juniorsโwe didnโt know any better. But in the middle of the midnight forking, his dad came outside to let the dog do its business. We took oP running into the neighborโs yard, but not before the dog managed to catch his teeth on Jossโs pajama pants, exposing her underwear for all to see.
Joss cackled and said, โIt was hilarious because, you know, he uttered the bizarro words โMy house got forked.โโ
โI cannot believe he said that,โ I laughed.
She shook her head and added, โBut it was also funny because someone asked him what the hell he was talking about, and listen to this. He said, and I quote, โA bunch of girls stuck forks all over my front yard last year, and then one mooned us while running away. I shit you not, dudes.โโ
โShutย up!โ I died laughing then, leaning into the memory of those good times. They were pure, in a way, untouched by my stressful senior issues that had stained the memories weโd been making this year. โDid it kill you not to take credit for it?โ
She nodded, stood, and went over to my closet. โBig time, but I knew weโd come out looking like obsessed stalkers if I confessed.โ
I watched as she Aipped through my dresses, and then she asked, โWhereโs the red checked dress?โ
โItโs buPalo plaid, and itโs on the other side.โ I pointed and said, โWith the casual shirts.โ
โI knew the layout, but I wouldโve pictured it with the dresses.โ โToo casual.โ
โOf course.โ She looked through the other rack, found the dress, and then pulled it oP the hanger and draped it over her arm. โSo whatโd you do tonight? Just homework?โ
I blinked, caught in the headlights, but Cass and Kate werenโt even paying attention, and Joss was looking at the dress. I cleared my throat and muttered a quick, โPretty much. Heyโdo you know how much ofย Gatsbyย weโre supposed to read for tomorrow?โ
Cass said, โGuys, we need to hit itโ at the same time Joss said, โThe rest of it.โ โThanks,โ I managed, while my friends made their way to the window and scrambled out the same way theyโd come. Joss was about to swing her leg over when she said, โYour hair looks supercute like that, by the way. Did you curl it?โ
I thought of Wesโs living room and how drenched my hair had been when Iโd arrived. โNo. I, um, I just got caught in the rain after school.โ
She smiled. โYou should be so lucky every day, right?โ
โYeah.โ I pictured Wesโs cartwheel and wanted to roll my eyes. โRight.โ