๎anks to carefully timed use of sleeping pills, I woke without any feeling of disorientation at 7:06 a.m.
Rosie had fallen asleep in the train on the way to the hotel. I had decided not to tell her immediately about the basement encounter, nor mention what I had observed on the sideboard. It was a large photo of Judy and Isaacโs wedding. Standing beside Isaac, dressed in the formal clothes required of a best man, was Geo๏ฌrey Case, who had only 370 days to live. He was smiling.
I was still processing the implications myself, and I thought Rosie would probably have an emotional response that could spoil the New York experience. She was impressed that I had collected the DNA, and even more impressed that I had acted so unobtrusively when I picked up the dishes to assist.
โYouโre in danger of learning some social skills.โ
๎e hotel was perfectly comfortable. After we checked in, Rosie said she had been worried that I would expect her to share a room in exchange for my paying for her trip to New York. Like a prostitute! I was highly insulted. She seemed pleased with my reaction.
I had an excellent workout at the hotel gym and returned to ๏ฌnd the message light blinking. Rosie.
โWhere were you?โ she said.
โIn the gym. Exercise is critical in reducing the e๏ฌects of jet lag. Also sunlight. Iโve planned to walk twenty-nine blocks in sunlight.โ
โArenโt you forgetting something? Today is my day. And tomorrow. I own you until midnight Monday. Now get your butt down here. Iโm hanging out for breakfast.โ
โIn my gym clothes?โ
โNo, Don, not in your gym clothes. Shower, dress. You have ten minutes.โ
โI always have my breakfast before I shower.โ
โHow old are you?โ said Rosie, aggressively. She didnโt wait for the answer. โYouโre like an old manโI always have my breakfast before I shower, donโt sit in my chair, thatโs where I sit . . .ย Do not fuck with me, Don Tillman.โ She said the last words quite slowly. I decided it was best not to fuck with her. By midnight tomorrow it would be over. In the interim, I would adopt the dentist mind-set.
It seemed I was in for a root-canal ๏ฌlling. I arrived downstairs and Rosie was immediately critical.
โHow long have you had that shirt?โ
โFourteen years,โ I said. โIt dries very quickly. Perfect for traveling.โ In fact, it was a specialized walking shirt, though fabric technology had progressed signi๏ฌcantly since it was made.
โGood,โ said Rosie. โIt doesnโt owe you anything. Upstairs. Other shirt.โ โItโs wet.โ
โI mean Claudiaโs shirt. And the jeans, while youโre at it. Iโm not walking around New York with a bum.โ
When I came down for the second attempt at breakfast, Rosie smiled. โYou know, youโre not such a bad-looking guy underneath.โ She stopped and looked at me. โDon, youโre not enjoying this, are you? Youโd rather be by yourself in the museum, right?โ She was extremely perceptive. โI get that. But youโve done all these things for me, youโve brought me to New York, and by the way, I havenโt ๏ฌnished spending your money yet. So I want to do something for you.โ
I could have argued that herย wantingย to do something for me meant she was ultimately acting in her own interests, but it might provoke more of the โdonโt fuck with meโ behavior.
โYouโre in a di๏ฌerent place, youโre in di๏ฌerent clothes. When the medieval pilgrims used to arrive at Santiago after walking hundreds of kilometers, they burned their clothes to symbolize that theyโd changed. Iโm not asking you to burn your clothesโyet. Put them on again Tuesday. Just be open to something di๏ฌerent. Let me show you my world for a couple of days. Starting with breakfast. Weโre in the city with the best breakfasts in the world.โ
She must have seen that I was resisting.
โHey, you schedule your time so you donโt waste it, right?โ โCorrect.โ
โSo, youโve committed to two days with me. If you shut yourself down, youโre wasting two days of your life that someone is trying to make exciting and productive and fun for you. Iโm going toโโ She stopped. โI left the guidebook in my room. When I come down, weโre going to breakfast.โ She turned and walked to the elevators.
I was disturbed by Rosieโs logic. I had always justi๏ฌed my schedule in terms of e๏ฌciency. But was my allegiance to e๏ฌciency or was it to the schedule itself? Was I really like my father, who had insisted on sitting in the same chair every night? I had never mentioned this to Rosie. I had my own special chair too.
๎ere was another argument that she had not presented, because she could not have known it. In the last eight weeks I had experienced two of the three best times of my adult life, assuming all visits to the Museum of Natural History were treated as one event.ย ๎ey had both been with Rosie. Was there a correlation? It was critical to ๏ฌnd out.
By the time Rosie came back, I had performed a brain reboot, an exercise requiring a considerable e๏ฌort of will. But I was now con๏ฌgured for adaptability.
โSo?โ she said.
โSo, how do we ๏ฌnd the worldโs best breakfast?โ
โข โข โข
We found the Worldโs Best Breakfast around the corner. It may have been the unhealthiest breakfast I had ever eaten, but I would not put on signi๏ฌcant weight or lose ๏ฌtness, brain acuity, or martial arts skills if I neglected them for two days.ย ๎is was the mode my brain was now operating in.
โI canโt believe you ate all that,โ said Rosie. โIt tasted so good.โ
โNo lunch. Late dinner,โ she said. โWe can eat any time.โ
Our server approached the table. Rosie indicated the empty co๏ฌee cups. โ๎ey were great. I think we could both manage another.โ
โHuh?โ said the server. It was obvious that she hadnโt understood Rosie. It was also obvious that Rosie had very poor taste in co๏ฌeeโor she had done as I had and ignored the label โco๏ฌeeโ and was enjoying it as an entirely new beverage.ย ๎e technique was working brilliantly.
โOne regular co๏ฌee with cream and one regular co๏ฌee without cream . . . please,โ I said.
โSure.โ
๎is was a town where people talked straight. My kind of town. I was enjoying speaking American:ย creamย instead ofย milk,ย elevatorย instead ofย lift,ย checkย instead ofย bill. I had memorized a list of di๏ฌerences between American and Australian usage prior to my ๏ฌrst trip to the US and had been surprised at how quickly my brain was able to switch into using them automatically.
We walked uptown. Rosie was looking at a guidebook calledย Not for Tourists, which seemed a very poor choice.
โWhere are we going?โ I asked.
โWeโre not going anywhere. Weโre there.โ
We were outside a clothing store. Rosie asked if it was okay to go inside. โYou donโt have to ask,โ I said. โYouโre in control.โ
โI do about shops. Itโs a girl thing. I was going to say, โI suppose youโve been on Fifth Avenue before,โ but I donโt suppose anything with you.โ
๎e situation was symmetrical. I knew not to suppose anything about Rosie, or I would have been surprised by her describing herself as a โgirl,โ a term that I understood to be unacceptable to feminists when referring to adult women.
Rosie was becoming remarkably perceptive about me. I had never been beyond the conference centers and the museum, but with my new mind con๏ฌguration, I was ๏ฌnding everything fascinating. A whole shop for cigars.
๎e prices of jewelry.ย ๎e Flatiron Building.ย ๎e Museum of Sex. Rosie looked at the last of these and chose not to go in.ย ๎is was probably a good decision: it might be fascinating, but the risk of a faux pas would be very high.
โDo you want to buy anything?โ said Rosie. โNo.โ
A few minutes later, a thought occurred to me. โIs there somewhere that sells menโs shirts?โ
Rosie laughed. โOn Fifth Avenue, New York City. Maybe weโll get lucky.โ I detected sarcasm, but in a friendly way. We found a new shirt of
the same genre as the Claudia shirt at a huge store called Bloomingdaleโs, which was not, in fact, on Fifth Avenue. We could not choose between two candidate shirts and bought both. My wardrobe would be over๏ฌowing!
We arrived at Central Park.
โWeโre skipping lunch, but I could handle an ice cream,โ said Rosie.
๎ere was a vendor in the park, and he was serving both cones and prefabricated confections.
I was ๏ฌlled with an irrational sense of dread. I identi๏ฌed it immediately.
But I had to know. โIs the ๏ฌavor important?โ โSomething with peanuts. Weโre in the States.โ โAll ice creams taste the same.โ
โBullshit.โ
I explained about taste buds.
โWanna bet?โ said Rosie. โIf I can tell the di๏ฌerence between peanut and vanilla, two tickets toย Spider-Man. On Broadway. Tonight.โ
โ๎e textures will be di๏ฌerent. Because of the peanuts.โ
โAny two. Your choice.โ
I ordered an apricot and a mango. โClose your eyes,โ I said. It wasnโt really necessary: the colors were almost identical, but I didnโt want her to see me tossing a coin to decide which one to show her. I was concerned that with her psychological skills she might guess my sequence.
I tossed the coin and gave her an ice cream.
โMango,โ guessed Rosie, correctly. Toss, heads again. โMango again.โ She picked the mango correctly three times, then the apricot, then the apricot again.ย ๎e chances of her achieving this result randomly were one in thirty-two. I could be ninety-seven percent con๏ฌdent she was able to di๏ฌerentiate. Incredible.
โSo,ย Spider-Manย tonight?โ โNo. You got one wrong.โ
Rosie looked at me, very carefully, then burst out laughing. โYouโre bullshitting me, arenโt you? I canโt believe it, youโre making jokes.โ
She gave me an ice cream. โSince you donโt care, you can have the apricot.โ
I looked at it. What to say? She had been licking it.
Once again she read my mind. โHow are you going to kiss a girl if you wonโt share her ice cream?โ
For several minutes, I was su๏ฌused with an irrational feeling of enormous pleasure, basking in the success of my joke, and parsing the sentence about the kiss: Kissย aย girl, shareย herย ice cream. It was third-person, but surely not unrelated to the girl who was sharing her ice cream right now with Don Tillman in his new shirt and jeans as we walked among the trees in Central Park, New York City, on a sunny Sunday afternoon.
โข โข โข
I needed the 114 minutes of time-out back at the hotel, although I had enjoyed the day immensely. Shower, email, relaxation exercises combined with stretches. I emailed Gene, copying in Claudia, with a summary of our activities.
Rosie was three minutes late for our 7:00 p.m. foyer meeting. I was about to call her room when she arrived wearing clothes purchased that day
โwhite jeans and a blue T-shirt thingโand the jacket she had worn the previous evening. I remembered a Gene-ism, something I had heard him say to Claudia. โYouโre looking very elegant,โ I said. It was a risky statement, but her reaction appeared to be positive. She did look very elegant.
We had cocktails at a bar with the Worldโs Longest Cocktail List, including many I did not know, and we sawย Spider-Man. Afterward, Rosie felt the story was a bit predictable but I was overwhelmed by everything, in a hugely positive way. I had not been to the theater since I was a child. I could have ignored the story and focused entirely on the mechanics of the ๏ฌying. It was just incredible.
We caught the subway back to the Lower East Side. I was hungry but did not want to break the rules by suggesting that we eat. But Rosie had this planned too. A 10:00 p.m. booking at a restaurant called Momofuku Ko. We were on Rosie time again.
โ๎is is my present to you for bringing me here,โ she said.
We sat at a counter for twelve where we could watch the chefs at work.
๎ere were few of the annoying formalities that make restaurants so stressful.
โAny preferences, allergies, dislikes?โ asked the chef.
โIโm vegetarian, but I eat sustainable seafood,โ said Rosie. โHe eats everythingโand I mean everything.โ
I lost count of the courses. I had sweetbreads and foie gras (๏ฌrst time!) and sea urchin roe. We drank a bottle of rosรฉ champagne. I talked to the chefs and they told me what they were doing. I ate the best food I had ever eaten. And I did not need to wear a jacket in order to eat. In fact, the man sitting beside me was wearing a costume that would have been extreme at the Marquess of Queensbury, including multiple facial piercings. He heard me speaking to the chef and asked me where I was from. I told him.
โHow are you ๏ฌnding New York?โ
I told him I was ๏ฌnding it highly interesting and explained how we had spent our day. But I was conscious that, under the stress of talking to a stranger, my manner had changedโor to be more precise,ย revertedโto my usual style. During the day, with Rosie, I had felt relaxed and had spoken and acted di๏ฌerently, and this style continued in my conversation with the chef, which was essentially a professional exchange of information. But informal social interaction with another person had triggered my regular behavior. And my regular behavior and speaking style is, I am well aware, considered odd by others.ย ๎e man with the piercings must have noticed.
โYou know what I like about New York?โ he said. โ๎ere are so many weird people that nobody takes any notice. We all just ๏ฌt right in.โ
โHow was it?โ asked Rosie, as we walked back to the hotel.
โ๎e best day of my adult life,โ I said. Rosie seemed so happy with my response that I decided not to ๏ฌnish the sentence: โexcluding the Museum of Natural History.โ
โSleep in,โ she said. โNine thirty here and weโll do the brunch thing again. Okay?โ
It would have been totally irrational to argue.