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Chapter no 18

Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

Col. Grangerford was a gentleman, you see. He was a gentleman all over; and so was his family. He was well born, as the saying is, and thatโ€™s worth as much in a man as it is in a horse, so the Widow Douglas said, and nobody ever denied that she was of the first aristocracy in our town; and pap he always said it, too, though he warnโ€™t no more quality than a mudcat himself. Col. Grangerford was very tall and very slim, and had a darkish-paly complexion, not a sign of red in it anywheres; he was clean shaved every morning all over his thin face, and he had the thinnest kind of lips, and the thinnest kind of nostrils, and a high nose, and heavy eyebrows, and the blackest kind of eyes, sunk so deep back that they seemed like they was looking out of caverns at you, as you may say. His forehead was high, and his hair was black and straight and hung to his shoulders. His hands was long and thin, and every day of his life he put on a clean shirt and a full suit from head to foot made out of linen so white it hurt your eyes to look at it; and on Sundays he wore a blue tail-coat with brass buttons on it. He carried a mahogany cane with a silver head to it. There warnโ€™t no frivolishness about him, not a bit, and he warnโ€™t ever loud. He was as kind as he could beโ€”you could feel that, you know, and so you had confidence. Sometimes he smiled, and it was good to see; but when he straightened himself up like a liberty-pole, and the lightning begun to flicker out from under his eyebrows, you wanted to climb a tree first, and find out what the matter was afterwards. He didnโ€™t ever have to tell anybody to mind their mannersโ€”everybody was always good-mannered where he was. Everybody loved to have him around, too; he was sunshine most alwaysโ€”I mean he made it seem like good weather. When he turned into a cloudbank it was awful dark for half a minute, and that was enough; there wouldnโ€™t nothing go wrong again for a week.

When him and the old lady come down in the morning all the family got up out of their chairs and give them good-day, and didnโ€™t set down again till they had set down. Then Tom and Bob went to the sideboard where the decanter was, and mixed a glass of bitters and handed it to him, and he held it in his hand and waited till Tomโ€™s and Bobโ€™s was mixed, and then they bowed and said, โ€œOur duty to you, sir, and madam;โ€ andย theyย bowed the least bit in the world and said thank you, and so they drank, all three, and Bob and Tom poured a spoonful of water on the sugar and the mite of whisky or apple brandy in the bottom of their tumblers, and give it to me and Buck, and we drank to the old people too.

Bob was the oldest and Tom nextโ€”tall, beautiful men with very broad shoulders and brown faces, and long black hair and black eyes. They dressed in white linen from head to foot, like the old gentleman, and wore broad Panama hats.

Then there was Miss Charlotte; she was twenty-five, and tall and proud and grand, but as good as she could be when she warnโ€™t stirred up; but when she was, she had a look that would make you wilt in your tracks, like her father. She was beautiful.

So was her sister, Miss Sophia, but it was a different kind. She was gentle and sweet like a dove, and she was only twenty.

Each person had their own nigger to wait on themโ€”Buck too. My nigger had a monstrous easy time, because I warnโ€™t used to having anybody do anything for me, but Buckโ€™s was on the jump most of the time.

This was all there was of the family now, but there used to be moreโ€”three sons; they got killed; and Emmeline that died.

The old gentleman owned a lot of farms and over a hundred niggers. Sometimes a stack of people would come there, horseback, from ten or fifteen mile around, and stay five or six days, and have such junketings round about and on the river, and dances and picnics in the woods daytimes, and balls at the house nights. These people was mostly kinfolks of the family. The men brought their guns with them. It was a handsome lot of quality, I tell you.

There was another clan of aristocracy around thereโ€”five or six familiesโ€”mostly of the name of Shepherdson. They was as high-toned and well born and rich and grand as the tribe of Grangerfords. The Shepherdsons and Grangerfords used the same steamboat landing, which was about two mile above our house; so sometimes when I went up there with a lot of our folks I used to see a lot of the Shepherdsons there on their fine horses.

One day Buck and me was away out in the woods hunting, and heard a horse coming. We was crossing the road. Buck says:

โ€œQuick! Jump for the woods!โ€

We done it, and then peeped down the woods through the leaves. Pretty soon a splendid young man come galloping down the road, setting his horse easy and looking like a soldier. He had his gun across his pommel. I had seen him before. It was young Harney Shepherdson. I heard Buckโ€™s gun go off at my ear, and Harneyโ€™s hat tumbled off from his head. He grabbed his gun and rode straight to the place where we was hid. But we didnโ€™t wait. We started through the woods on a run. The woods warnโ€™t thick, so I looked over my shoulder to dodge the bullet, and twice I seen Harney cover Buck with his gun; and then he rode away the way he comeโ€”to get his hat, I reckon, but I couldnโ€™t see. We never stopped running till we got home. The old gentlemanโ€™s eyes blazed a minuteโ€”โ€™twas pleasure, mainly, I judgedโ€”then his face sort of smoothed down, and he says, kind of gentle:

โ€œI donโ€™t like that shooting from behind a bush. Why didnโ€™t you step into the road, my boy?โ€

โ€œThe Shepherdsons donโ€™t, father. They always take advantage.โ€

Miss Charlotte she held her head up like a queen while Buck was telling his tale, and her nostrils spread and her eyes snapped. The two young men looked dark, but never said nothing. Miss Sophia she turned pale, but the color come back when she found the man warnโ€™t hurt.

Soon as I could get Buck down by the corn-cribs under the trees by ourselves, I says:

โ€œDid you want to kill him, Buck?โ€

โ€œWell, I bet I did.โ€

โ€œWhat did he do to you?โ€

โ€œHim? He never done nothing to me.โ€

โ€œWell, then, what did you want to kill him for?โ€

โ€œWhy, nothingโ€”only itโ€™s on account of the feud.โ€

โ€œWhatโ€™s a feud?โ€

โ€œWhy, where was you raised? Donโ€™t you know what a feud is?โ€

โ€œNever heard of it beforeโ€”tell me about it.โ€

โ€œWell,โ€ says Buck, โ€œa feud is this way. A man has a quarrel with another man, and kills him; then that other manโ€™s brother killsย him;ย then the other brothers, on both sides, goes for one another; then theย cousinsย chip inโ€”and by-and-by everybodyโ€™s killed off, and there ainโ€™t no more feud. But itโ€™s kind of slow, and takes a long time.โ€

โ€œHas this one been going on long, Buck?โ€

โ€œWell, I shouldย reckon!ย It started thirty year ago, or somโ€™ers along there. There was trouble โ€™bout something, and then a lawsuit to settle it; and the suit went agin one of the men, and so he up and shot the man that won the suitโ€”which he would naturally do, of course. Anybody would.โ€

โ€œWhat was the trouble about, Buck?โ€”land?โ€

โ€œI reckon maybeโ€”I donโ€™t know.โ€

โ€œWell, who done the shooting? Was it a Grangerford or a Shepherdson?โ€

โ€œLaws, how doย Iย know? It was so long ago.โ€

โ€œDonโ€™t anybody know?โ€

โ€œOh, yes, pa knows, I reckon, and some of the other old people; but they donโ€™t know now what the row was about in the first place.โ€

โ€œHas there been many killed, Buck?โ€

โ€œYes; right smart chance of funerals. But they donโ€™t always kill. Paโ€™s got a few buckshot in him; but he donโ€™t mind it โ€™cuz he donโ€™t weigh much, anyway. Bobโ€™s been carved up some with a bowie, and Tomโ€™s been hurt once or twice.โ€

โ€œHas anybody been killed this year, Buck?โ€

โ€œYes; we got one and they got one. โ€™Bout three months ago my cousin Bud, fourteen year old, was riding through the woods on tโ€™other side of the river, and didnโ€™t have no weapon with him, which was blameโ€™ foolishness, and in a lonesome place he hears a horse a-coming behind him, and sees old Baldy Shepherdson a-linkinโ€™ after him with his gun in his hand and his white hair a-flying in the wind; and โ€™stead of jumping off and taking to the brush, Bud โ€™lowed he could out-run him; so they had it, nip and tuck, for five mile or more, the old man a-gaining all the time; so at last Bud seen it warnโ€™t any use, so he stopped and faced around so as to have the bullet holes in front, you know, and the old man he rode up and shot him down. But he didnโ€™t git much chance to enjoy his luck, for inside of a week our folks laidย himย out.โ€

โ€œI reckon that old man was a coward, Buck.โ€

โ€œI reckon heย warnโ€™tย a coward. Not by a blameโ€™ sight. There ainโ€™t a coward amongst them Shepherdsonsโ€”not a one. And there ainโ€™t no cowards amongst the Grangerfords either. Why, that old man kepโ€™ up his end in a fight one day for half an hour against three Grangerfords, and come out winner. They was all a-horseback; he lit off of his horse and got behind a little woodpile, and kepโ€™ his horse before him to stop the bullets; but the Grangerfords stayed on their horses and capered around the old man, and peppered away at him, and he peppered away at them. Him and his horse both went home pretty leaky and crippled, but the Grangerfords had to beย fetchedย homeโ€”and one of โ€™em was dead, and another died the next day. No, sir; if a bodyโ€™s out hunting for cowards he donโ€™t want to fool away any time amongst them Shepherdsons, becuz they donโ€™t breed any of thatย kind.โ€

Next Sunday we all went to church, about three mile, everybody a-horseback. The men took their guns along, so did Buck, and kept them between their knees or stood them handy against the wall. The Shepherdsons done the same. It was pretty ornery preachingโ€”all about brotherly love, and such-like tiresomeness; but everybody said it was a good sermon, and they all talked it over going home, and had such a powerful lot to say about faith and good works and free grace and preforeordestination, and I donโ€™t know what all, that it did seem to me to be one of the roughest Sundays I had run across yet.

About an hour after dinner everybody was dozing around, some in their chairs and some in their rooms, and it got to be pretty dull. Buck and a dog was stretched out on the grass in the sun sound asleep. I went up to our room, and judged I would take a nap myself. I found that sweet Miss Sophia standing in her door, which was next to ours, and she took me in her room and shut the door very soft, and asked me if I liked her, and I said I did; and she asked me if I would do something for her and not tell anybody, and I said I would. Then she said sheโ€™d forgot her Testament, and left it in the seat at church between two other books, and would I slip out quiet and go there and fetch it to her, and not say nothing to nobody. I said I would. So I slid out and slipped off up the road, and there warnโ€™t anybody at the church, except maybe a hog or two, for there warnโ€™t any lock on the door, and hogs likes a puncheon floor in summer-time because itโ€™s cool. If you notice, most folks donโ€™t go to church only when theyโ€™ve got to; but a hog is different.

Says I to myself, somethingโ€™s up; it ainโ€™t natural for a girl to be in such a sweat about a Testament. So I give it a shake, and out drops a little piece of paper with โ€œHalf-past twoโ€ wrote on it with a pencil. I ransacked it, but couldnโ€™t find anything else. I couldnโ€™t make anything out of that, so I put the paper in the book again, and when I got home and upstairs there was Miss Sophia in her door waiting for me. She pulled me in and shut the door; then she looked in the Testament till she found the paper, and as soon as she read it she looked glad; and before a body could think she grabbed me and give me a squeeze, and said I was the best boy in the world, and not to tell anybody. She was mighty red in the face for a minute, and her eyes lighted up, and it made her powerful pretty. I was a good deal astonished, but when I got my breath I asked her what the paper was about, and she asked me if I had read it, and I said no, and she asked me if I could read writing, and I told her โ€œno, only coarse-hand,โ€ and then she said the paper warnโ€™t anything but a book-mark to keep her place, and I might go and play now.

I went off down to the river, studying over this thing, and pretty soon I noticed that my nigger was following along behind. When we was out of sight of the house he looked back and around a second, and then comes a-running, and says:

โ€œMars Jawge, if youโ€™ll come down into de swamp Iโ€™ll show you a whole stack oโ€™ water-moccasins.โ€

Thinks I, thatโ€™s mighty curious; he said that yesterday. He oughter know a body donโ€™t love water-moccasins enough to go around hunting for them. What is he up to, anyway? So I says:

โ€œAll right; trot ahead.โ€

I followed a half a mile; then he struck out over the swamp, and waded ankle deep as much as another half-mile. We come to a little flat piece of land which was dry and very thick with trees and bushes and vines, and he says:

โ€œYou shove right in dah jist a few steps, Mars Jawge; dahโ€™s whah dey is. Iโ€™s seed โ€™m befoโ€™; I donโ€™t kโ€™yer to see โ€™em no moโ€™.โ€

Then he slopped right along and went away, and pretty soon the trees hid him. I poked into the place a-ways and come to a little open patch as big as a bedroom all hung around with vines, and found a man laying there asleepโ€”and, by jings, it was my old Jim!

I waked him up, and I reckoned it was going to be a grand surprise to him to see me again, but it warnโ€™t. He nearly cried he was so glad, but he warnโ€™t surprised. Said he swum along behind me that night, and heard me yell every time, but dasnโ€™t answer, because he didnโ€™t want nobody to pickย himย up and take him into slavery again. Says he:

โ€œI got hurt a little, en couldnโ€™t swim fasโ€™, so I wuz a considable ways behine you towards de lasโ€™; when you landed I reckโ€™ned I could ketch up wid you on de lanโ€™ โ€™dout havinโ€™ to shout at you, but when I see dat house I begin to go slow. I โ€™uz off too fur to hear what dey say to youโ€”I wuz โ€™fraid oโ€™ de dogs; but when it โ€™uz all quiet agin, I knowed youโ€™s in de house, so I struck out for de woods to wait for day. Early in de mawninโ€™ some er de niggers come along, gwyne to de fields, en dey tuk me en showed me dis place, whah de dogs canโ€™t track me on accounts oโ€™ de water, en dey brings me truck to eat every night, en tells me how youโ€™s a-gittโ€™n along.โ€

โ€œWhy didnโ€™t you tell my Jack to fetch me here sooner, Jim?โ€

โ€œWell, โ€™twarnโ€™t no use to โ€™sturb you, Huck, tell we could do sumfnโ€”but weโ€™s all right now. I ben a-buyinโ€™ pots en pans en vittles, as I got a chanst, en a-patchinโ€™ up de rafโ€™ nights whenโ€”โ€

โ€œWhatย raft, Jim?โ€

โ€œOur ole rafโ€™.โ€

โ€œYou mean to say our old raft warnโ€™t smashed all to flinders?โ€

โ€œNo, she warnโ€™t. She was tore up a good dealโ€”one enโ€™ of her was; but dey warnโ€™t no great harm done, onโ€™y our traps was mosโ€™ all losโ€™. Ef we hadnโ€™ diveโ€™ so deep en swum so fur under water, en de night hadnโ€™ ben so dark, en we warnโ€™t so skโ€™yerd, en ben sich punkin-heads, as de sayinโ€™ is, weโ€™d a seed de rafโ€™. But itโ€™s jisโ€™ as well we didnโ€™t, โ€™kase now sheโ€™s all fixed up agin mosโ€™ as good as new, en weโ€™s got a new lot oโ€™ stuff, in de place oโ€™ what โ€™uz losโ€™.โ€

โ€œWhy, how did you get hold of the raft again, Jimโ€”did you catch her?โ€

โ€œHow I gwyne to ketch her en I out in de woods? No; some er de niggers founโ€™ her ketched on a snag along heah in de benโ€™, en dey hid her in a crick โ€™mongst de willows, en dey wuz so much jawinโ€™ โ€™bout which un โ€™um she bโ€™long to de mosโ€™ dat I come to heah โ€™bout it pooty soon, so I ups en settles de trouble by tellinโ€™ โ€™um she donโ€™t bโ€™long to none uv um, but to you en me; en I ast โ€™m if dey gwyne to grab a young white genlmanโ€™s propaty, en git a hidโ€™n for it? Den I gin โ€™m ten cents apiece, en dey โ€™uz mighty well satisfied, en wisht some moโ€™ rafโ€™s โ€™ud come along en make โ€™m rich agin. Deyโ€™s mighty good to me, dese niggers is, en whatever I wants โ€™m to do fur me, I doanโ€™ have to ast โ€™m twice, honey. Dat Jackโ€™s a good nigger, en pooty smart.โ€

โ€œYes, he is. He ainโ€™t ever told me you was here; told me to come, and heโ€™d show me a lot of water-moccasins. If anything happensย heย ainโ€™t mixed up in it. He can say he never seen us together, and itโ€™ll be the truth.โ€

I donโ€™t want to talk much about the next day. I reckon Iโ€™ll cut it pretty short. I waked up about dawn, and was a-going to turn over and go to sleep again, when I noticed how still it wasโ€”didnโ€™t seem to be anybody stirring. That warnโ€™t usual. Next I noticed that Buck was up and gone. Well, I gets up, a-wondering, and goes down stairsโ€”nobody around; everything as still as a mouse. Just the same outside. Thinks I, what does it mean? Down by the wood-pile I comes across my Jack, and says:

โ€œWhatโ€™s it all about?โ€

Says he:

โ€œDonโ€™t you know, Mars Jawge?โ€

โ€œNo,โ€ says I, โ€œI donโ€™t.โ€

โ€œWell, den, Miss Sophiaโ€™s run off! โ€™deed she has. She run off in de night some timeโ€”nobody donโ€™t know jisโ€™ when; run off to get married to dat young Harney Shepherdson, you knowโ€”leastways, so dey โ€™spec. De fambly founโ€™ it out โ€™bout half an hour agoโ€”maybe a little moโ€™โ€”enโ€™ Iย tellย you dey warnโ€™t no time losโ€™. Sich another hurryinโ€™ up guns en hossesย youย never see! De women folks has gone for to stir up de relations, en ole Mars Saul en de boys tuck dey guns en rode up de river road for to try to ketch dat young man en kill him โ€™foโ€™ he kin git acrost de river wid Miss Sophia. I reckโ€™n deyโ€™s gwyne to be mighty rough times.โ€

โ€œBuck went off โ€™thout waking me up.โ€

โ€œWell, I reckโ€™n heย did!ย Dey warnโ€™t gwyne to mix you up in it. Mars Buck he loaded up his gun en โ€™lowed heโ€™s gwyne to fetch home a Shepherdson or bust. Well, deyโ€™ll be plenty un โ€™m dah, I reckโ€™n, en you bet you heโ€™ll fetch one ef he gits a chanst.โ€

I took up the river road as hard as I could put. By-and-by I begin to hear guns a good ways off. When I come in sight of the log store and the woodpile where the steamboats lands, I worked along under the trees and brush till I got to a good place, and then I clumb up into the forks of a cottonwood that was out of reach, and watched. There was a wood-rank four foot high a little ways in front of the tree, and first I was going to hide behind that; but maybe it was luckier I didnโ€™t.

There was four or five men cavorting around on their horses in the open place before the log store, cussing and yelling, and trying to get at a couple of young chaps that was behind the wood-rank alongside of the steamboat landing; but they couldnโ€™t come it. Every time one of them showed himself on the river side of the woodpile he got shot at. The two boys was squatting back to back behind the pile, so they could watch both ways.

By-and-by the men stopped cavorting around and yelling. They started riding towards the store; then up gets one of the boys, draws a steady bead over the wood-rank, and drops one of them out of his saddle. All the men jumped off of their horses and grabbed the hurt one and started to carry him to the store; and that minute the two boys started on the run. They got half way to the tree I was in before the men noticed. Then the men see them, and jumped on their horses and took out after them. They gained on the boys, but it didnโ€™t do no good, the boys had too good a start; they got to the woodpile that was in front of my tree, and slipped in behind it, and so they had the bulge on the men again. One of the boys was Buck, and the other was a slim young chap about nineteen years old.

The men ripped around awhile, and then rode away. As soon as they was out of sight I sung out to Buck and told him. He didnโ€™t know what to make of my voice coming out of the tree at first. He was awful surprised. He told me to watch out sharp and let him know when the men come in sight again; said they was up to some devilment or otherโ€”wouldnโ€™t be gone long. I wished I was out of that tree, but I dasnโ€™t come down. Buck begun to cry and rip, and โ€™lowed that him and his cousin Joe (that was the other young chap) would make up for this day yet. He said his father and his two brothers was killed, and two or three of the enemy. Said the Shepherdsons laid for them in ambush. Buck said his father and brothers ought to waited for their relationsโ€”the Shepherdsons was too strong for them. I asked him what was become of young Harney and Miss Sophia. He said theyโ€™d got across the river and was safe. I was glad of that; but the way Buck did take on because he didnโ€™t manage to kill Harney that day he shot at himโ€”I hainโ€™t ever heard anything like it.

All of a sudden, bang! bang! bang! goes three or four gunsโ€”the men had slipped around through the woods and come in from behind without their horses! The boys jumped for the riverโ€”both of them hurtโ€”and as they swum down the current the men run along the bank shooting at them and singing out, โ€œKill them, kill them!โ€ It made me so sick I most fell out of the tree. I ainโ€™t a-going to tellย allย that happenedโ€”it would make me sick again if I was to do that. I wished I hadnโ€™t ever come ashore that night to see such things. I ainโ€™t ever going to get shut of themโ€”lots of times I dream about them.

I stayed in the tree till it begun to get dark, afraid to come down. Sometimes I heard guns away off in the woods; and twice I seen little gangs of men gallop past the log store with guns; so I reckoned the trouble was still a-going on. I was mighty downhearted; so I made up my mind I wouldnโ€™t ever go anear that house again, because I reckoned I was to blame, somehow. I judged that that piece of paper meant that Miss Sophia was to meet Harney somewheres at half-past two and run off; and I judged I ought to told her father about that paper and the curious way she acted, and then maybe he would a locked her up, and this awful mess wouldnโ€™t ever happened.

When I got down out of the tree, I crept along down the river bank a piece, and found the two bodies laying in the edge of the water, and tugged at them till I got them ashore; then I covered up their faces, and got away as quick as I could. I cried a little when I was covering up Buckโ€™s face, for he was mighty good to me.

It was just dark now. I never went near the house, but struck through the woods and made for the swamp. Jim warnโ€™t on his island, so I tramped off in a hurry for the crick, and crowded through the willows, red-hot to jump aboard and get out of that awful country. The raft was gone! My souls, but I was scared! I couldnโ€™t get my breath for most a minute. Then I raised a yell. A voice not twenty-five foot from me says:

โ€œGood lanโ€™! is dat you, honey? Doanโ€™ make no noise.โ€

It was Jimโ€™s voiceโ€”nothing ever sounded so good before. I run along the bank a piece and got aboard, and Jim he grabbed me and hugged me, he was so glad to see me. He says:

โ€œLaws bless you, chile, I โ€™uz right down shoโ€™ youโ€™s dead agin. Jackโ€™s been heah; he say he reckโ€™n youโ€™s ben shot, kase you didnโ€™ come home no moโ€™; so Iโ€™s jesโ€™ dis minute a startinโ€™ de rafโ€™ down towards de mouf er de crick, soโ€™s to be all ready for to shove out en leave soon as Jack comes agin en tells me for certain youย isย dead. Lawsy, Iโ€™s mighty glad to git you back agin, honey.โ€

I says:

โ€œAll rightโ€”thatโ€™s mighty good; they wonโ€™t find me, and theyโ€™ll think Iโ€™ve been killed, and floated down the riverโ€”thereโ€™s something up there thatโ€™ll help them think soโ€”so donโ€™t you lose no time, Jim, but just shove off for the big water as fast as ever you can.โ€

I never felt easy till the raft was two mile below there and out in the middle of the Mississippi. Then we hung up our signal lantern, and judged that we was free and safe once more. I hadnโ€™t had a bite to eat since yesterday, so Jim he got out some corn-dodgers and buttermilk, and pork and cabbage and greensโ€”there ainโ€™t nothing in the world so good when itโ€™s cooked rightโ€”and whilst I eat my supper we talked, and had a good time. I was powerful glad to get away from the feuds, and so was Jim to get away from the swamp. We said there warnโ€™t no home like a raft, after all. Other places do seem so cramped up and smothery, but a raft donโ€™t. You feel mighty free and easy and comfortable on a raft.

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