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Chapter no 34 – Doughboy Gives Us a Ride

The Red Pyramid

I SUMMONED DADโ€™S MAGIC TOOLKITย out of the Duat and grabbed our little legless friend. โ€œDoughboy, we need to talk.โ€

Doughboy opened his wax eyes. โ€œโ€œFinally! You realize how stuffy it is in there? At last youโ€™ve remembered that you need my brilliant guidance.โ€

โ€œActually we need you to become a coat. Just for a while.โ€

His tiny mouth fell open. โ€œDo I look like an article of clothing? I am the lord of all knowledge! The mightyโ€”โ€

I smashed him into my jacket, wadded it up, threw it on the pavement and stepped on it. โ€œZia, whatโ€™s that spell?โ€

She told me the words, and I repeated the chant. The coat inflated and hovered in front of me. It brushed itself off and ruffled its collar. If coats can look indignant, this one did.

Sadie eyed it suspiciously. โ€œCan it drive a lorry with no feet for the pedals?โ€

โ€œShouldnโ€™t be a problem,โ€ Zia said. โ€œItโ€™s a nice long coat.โ€

I sighed with relief. For a moment, Iโ€™d imagined myself having to animate my pants, too. That could get awkward.

โ€œDrive us to Phoenix,โ€ I told the coat.

The coat made a rude gesture at meโ€”or at least, it wouldโ€™ve been rude if the coat had hands. Then it floated into the driverโ€™s seat.

The cab was bigger than Iโ€™d thought. Behind the seat was a curtained area with a full-size bed, which Sadie claimed immediately.

โ€œIโ€™ll let you and Zia have some quality time,โ€ she told me. โ€œJust the two of you and your coat.โ€

She ducked behind the curtains before I could smack her.

The coat drove us west on I-10 as a bank of dark clouds swallowed the stars. The air smelled like rain.

After a long time, Zia cleared her throat. โ€œCarter, Iโ€™m sorry about…I mean, I wish the circumstances were better.โ€

โ€œYeah,โ€ I said. โ€œI guess youโ€™ll get in a lot of trouble with the House.โ€

โ€œI will be shunned,โ€ she said. โ€œMy staff broken. My name blotted from the books. Iโ€™ll be cast into exile, assuming they donโ€™t kill me.โ€

I thought about Ziaโ€™s little shrine in the First Nomeโ€”all those pictures of

her village and her family that she didnโ€™t remember. As she talked about getting exiled, she had the same expression on her face that she had worn then: not regret or sadness, more like confusion, as if she herself couldnโ€™t figure out why she was rebelling, or what the First Nome had meant to her. Sheโ€™d said Iskandar was like her only family. Now she had no one.

โ€œYou could come with us,โ€ I said.

She glanced over. We were sitting close together, and I was very aware of her shoulder pressing against mine. Even with the reek of burned peppers on both of us, I could smell her Egyptian perfume. She had a dried chili stuck in her hair, and somehow that made her look even cuter.

Sadie says my brain was just addled. [Seriously, Sadie, I donโ€™t interrupt this much when youโ€™re telling the story.]

Anyway, Zia looked at me sadly. โ€œWhere would we go, Carter? Even if you defeat Set and save this continent, what will you do? The House will hunt you down. The gods will make your life miserable.โ€

โ€œWeโ€™ll figure it out,โ€ I promised. โ€œIโ€™m used to traveling. Iโ€™m good at improvising, and Sadieโ€™s not all bad.โ€

โ€œI heard that!โ€ Sadieโ€™s muffled voice came through the curtain.

โ€œAnd with you,โ€ I continued, โ€œI mean, you know, with your magic, things would be easier.โ€

Zia squeezed my hand, which sent a tingle up my arm. โ€œYouโ€™re kind, Carter. But you donโ€™t know me. Not really. I suppose Iskandar saw this coming.โ€

โ€œWhat do you mean?โ€

Zia took her hand away, which kind of bummed me out. โ€œWhen Desjardins and I came back from the British Museum, Iskandar spoke to me privately. He said I was in danger. He said he would take me somewhere safe and…โ€ Her eyebrows knit together. โ€œThatโ€™s odd. I donโ€™t remember.โ€

A cold feeling started gnawing at me. โ€œWait, did he take you somewhere safe?โ€

โ€œI…I think so.โ€ She shook her head. โ€œNo, he couldnโ€™t have, obviously. Iโ€™m still here. Perhaps he didnโ€™t have time. He sent me to find you in New York almost immediately.โ€

Outside, a light rain began to fall. The coat turned on our windshield wipers.

I didnโ€™t understand what Zia had told me. Perhaps Iskandar had sensed a change in Desjardins, and he was trying to protect his favorite student. But something else about the story bothered meโ€”something I couldnโ€™t quite put my finger on.

Zia stared into the rain as if she saw bad things out there in the night. โ€œWeโ€™re running out of time,โ€ she said. โ€œHeโ€™s coming back.โ€

โ€œWhoโ€™s coming back?โ€

She looked at me urgently. โ€œThe thing I needed to tell youโ€”the thing you need. Itโ€™s Setโ€™s secret name.โ€

The storm surged. Thunder crackled and the truck shuddered in the wind. โ€œH-hold on,โ€ I stammered. โ€œHow could you know Setโ€™s name? How did

you even know we needed it?โ€

โ€œYou stole Desjardinsโ€™ book. Desjardins told us about it. He said it didnโ€™t matter. He said you could not use the spell without Setโ€™s secret name, which is impossible to get.โ€

โ€œSo how do you know it? Thoth said it could only come from Set himself, or from the person…โ€ My voice trailed off as a horrible thought occurred to me. โ€œOr from the person closest to him.โ€

Zia shut her eyes as if in pain. โ€œIโ€”I canโ€™t explain it, Carter. I just have this voice telling me the nameโ€”โ€

โ€œThe fifth goddess,โ€ I said, โ€œNephthys. You were there too at the British Museum.โ€

Zia looked completely stunned. โ€œNo. Thatโ€™s impossible.โ€

โ€œIskandar said you were in danger. He wanted to take you somewhere safe. Thatโ€™s what he meant. Youโ€™re a godling.โ€

She shook her head stubbornly. โ€œBut he didnโ€™t take me away. Iโ€™m right here. If I were hosting a god, the other magicians of the House wouldโ€™ve figured it out days ago. They know me too well. They wouldโ€™ve noticed the changes in my magic. Desjardins wouldโ€™ve destroyed me.โ€

She had a pointโ€”but then another terrible thought occurred to me. โ€œUnless Set is controlling him,โ€ I said.

โ€œCarter, are you really so blind? Desjardins is not Set.โ€

โ€œBecause you think itโ€™s Amos,โ€ I said. โ€œAmos who risked his life to save us, who told us to keep going without him. Besides, Set doesnโ€™t need a human form. Heโ€™s using the pyramid.โ€

โ€œWhich you know because…?โ€ I hesitated. โ€œAmos told us.โ€

โ€œThis is getting us nowhere,โ€ Zia said. โ€œI know Setโ€™s secret name, and I can tell you. But you must promise you will not tell Amos.โ€

โ€œOh, come on. Besides, if you know the name, why canโ€™t you just use it yourself?โ€

She shook her head, looking almost as frustrated as I felt. โ€œI donโ€™t know why….I just know itโ€™s not my role to play. It must be you or Sadieโ€”blood of the pharaohs. If you donโ€™tโ€”โ€

The truck slowed abruptly. Out the front windshield, about twenty yards ahead, a man in a blue coat was standing in our headlights. It was Amos. His clothes were tattered like heโ€™d been sprayed with a shotgun, but otherwise he looked okay. Before the truck had even stopped completely, I jumped out of the cab and ran to meet him.

โ€œAmos!โ€ I cried. โ€œWhat happened?โ€

โ€œI distracted Sekhmet,โ€ he said, putting a finger through one of the holes in his coat. โ€œFor about eleven seconds. Iโ€™m glad to see you survived.โ€

โ€œThere was a salsa factory,โ€ I started to explain, but Amos held up his hand.

โ€œTime for explanations later,โ€ he said. โ€œRight now we have to get going.โ€

He pointed northwest, and I saw what he meant. The storm was worse up ahead. A lot worse. A wall of black blotted out the night sky, the mountains, the highway, as if it would swallow the whole world.

โ€œSetโ€™s storm is gathering,โ€ Amos said with a twinkle in his eyes. โ€œShall we drive into it?โ€

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