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Chapter no 28 – I Have a Date with the God of Toilet Paper

The Red Pyramid

BAST HAD AN INTERESTING DEFINITIONย of interesting: a boiling lake several miles wide that smelled like burning petrol and rotten meat. Our steamboat stopped short where the river met the lake, because a giant metal gate blocked our path. It was a bronze disk like a shield, easily as wide as our boat, half submerged in the river. I wasnโ€™t sure how it avoided melting in the heat, but it made going forward impossible. On either bank of the river, facing the disk, was a giant bronze baboon with its arms raised.

โ€œWhat is this?โ€ I asked.

โ€œThe Gates of the West,โ€ Bast said. โ€œRaโ€™s sunboat would pass through and be renewed in the fires of the lake, then pass through to the other side and rise through the Gates of the East for a new day.โ€

Looking up at the huge baboons, I wondered if Khufu had some sort of secret baboon code that would get us in. But instead he barked at the statues and cowered heroically behind my legs.

โ€œHow do we get past?โ€ I wondered.

โ€œPerhaps,โ€ a new voice said, โ€œyou should ask me.โ€

The air shimmered. Carter backed up quickly, and Bast hissed.

In front of me appeared a glowing bird spirit: a ba. It had the usual combination of human head and killer turkey body, with its wings tucked back and its entire form glowing, but something about this ba was different. I realized I knew the spiritโ€™s faceโ€”an old bald man with brown, papery skin, milky eyes, and a kindly smile.

โ€œIskandar?โ€ I managed.

โ€œHello, my dear.โ€ The old magicianโ€™s voice echoed as if from the bottom of a well.

โ€œBut…โ€ I found myself tearing up. โ€œYouโ€™re really dead, then?โ€ He chuckled. โ€œLast I checked.โ€

โ€œBut why? I didnโ€™t make youโ€”โ€

โ€œNo, my dear. It wasnโ€™t your fault. It was simply the right time.โ€

โ€œIt was horrible timing!โ€ My surprise and sadness abruptly turned to anger. โ€œYou left us before we got trained or anything, and now Desjardins is

after us andโ€”โ€

โ€œMy dear, look how far youโ€™ve come. Look how well you have done. You didnโ€™t need me, nor would more training have helped. My brethren would have found out the truth about you soon enough. They are excellent at sniffing out godlings, I fear, and they would not have understood.โ€

โ€œYou knew, didnโ€™t you? You knew we were possessed by gods.โ€ โ€œHosts of the gods.โ€

โ€œWhatever! You knew.โ€

โ€œAfter our second meeting, yes. My only regret is that I did not realize it sooner. I could not protect you and your brother as much asโ€”โ€

โ€œAs much as who?โ€

Iskandarโ€™s eyes became sad and distant. โ€œI made choices, Sadie. Some seemed wise at the time. Some, in retrospect…โ€

โ€œYour decision to forbid the gods. My mum convinced you it was a bad idea, didnโ€™t she?โ€

His spectral wings fluttered. โ€œYou must understand, Sadie. When Egypt fell to the Romans, my spirit was crushed. Thousands of years of Egyptian power and tradition toppled by that foolish Queen Cleopatra, who thought she could host a goddess. The blood of the pharaohs seemed weak and dilutedโ€” lost forever. At the time I blamed everyoneโ€”the gods who used men to act out their petty quarrels, the Ptolemaic rulers who had driven Egypt into the ground, my own brethren in the House for becoming weak and greedy and corrupt. I communed with Thoth, and we agreed: the gods must be put away, banished. The magicians must find their way without them. The new rules kept the House of Life intact for another two thousand years. At the time, it was the right choice.โ€

โ€œAnd now?โ€ I asked.

Iskandarโ€™s glow dimmed. โ€œYour mother foresaw a great imbalance. She foresaw the dayโ€”very soonโ€”when Maโ€™at would be destroyed, and chaos would reclaim all of Creation. She insisted that only the gods and the House together could prevail. The old wayโ€”the path of the godsโ€”would have to be reestablished. I was a foolish old man. I knew in my heart she was right, but I refused to believe…and your parents took it upon themselves to act. They sacrificed themselves trying to put things right, because I was too stubborn to change. For that, I am truly sorry.โ€

As much as I tried, I found it hard to stay angry at the old turkey. Itโ€™s a rare thing when an adult admits they are wrong to a childโ€”especially a wise, two-thousand-year-old adult. You rather have to cherish those moments.

โ€œI forgive you, Iskandar,โ€ I said. โ€œHonestly. But Set is about to destroy North America with a giant red pyramid. What do I do about it?โ€

โ€œThat, my dear, I canโ€™t answer. Your choice…โ€ He tilted his head back toward the lake, as if hearing a voice. โ€œOur time is at an end. I must do my job

as gatekeeper, and decide whether or not to grant you access to the Lake of Fire.โ€

โ€œBut Iโ€™ve got more questions!โ€

โ€œAnd I wish we had more time,โ€ Iskandar said. โ€œYou have a strong spirit, Sadie Kane. Someday, you will make an excellent guardian ba.โ€

โ€œThanks,โ€ I muttered. โ€œCanโ€™t wait to be poultry forever.โ€

โ€œI can only tell you this: your choice approaches. Donโ€™t let your feelings blind you to what is best, as I did.โ€

โ€œWhat choice? Best for whom?โ€

โ€œThatโ€™s the key, isnโ€™t it? Your fatherโ€”your familyโ€”the godsโ€”the world. Maโ€™at and Isfet, order and chaos, are about to collide more violently than they have in eons. You and your brother will be instrumental in balancing those forces, or destroying everything. That, also, your mother foresaw.โ€

โ€œHang on. What do youโ€”โ€

โ€œUntil we meet again, Sadie. Perhaps some day, we will have a chance to talk further. But for now, pass through! My job is to assess your courageโ€”and you have that in abundance.โ€

I wanted to argue that no, in fact, I didnโ€™t. I wanted Iskandar to stay and tell me exactly what my mother had foreseen in my future. But his spirit faded, leaving the deck quiet and still. Only then did I realize that no one else on board had said a thing.

I turned to face Carter. โ€œLeave everything to me, eh?โ€

He was staring into space, not even blinking. Khufu still clung to my legs, absolutely petrified. Bastโ€™s face was frozen in mid-hiss.

โ€œUm, guys?โ€ I snapped my fingers, and they all unfroze.

โ€œBa!โ€ Bast hissed. Then she looked around and scowled. โ€œWait, I thought I saw…what just happened?โ€

I wondered how powerful a magician had to be to stop time, to freeze even a goddess. Some day, Iskandar was going to teach me that trick, dead or no.

โ€œYeah,โ€ I said. โ€œI reckon there was a ba. Gone now.โ€

The baboon statues began to rumble and grind as their arms lowered. The bronze sun disk in the middle of the river sank below the surface, clearing the way into the lake. The boat shot forward, straight into the flames and the boiling red waves. Through the shimmering heat, I could just make out an island in the middle of the lake. On it rose a glittering black temple that looked not at all friendly.

โ€œThe Hall of Judgment,โ€ I guessed.

Bast nodded. โ€œTimes like this, Iโ€™m glad I donโ€™t have a mortal soul.โ€

As we docked at the island, Bloodstained Blade came down to say good-bye.

โ€œI hope to see you again, Lord and Lady Kane,โ€ he hummed. โ€œYour rooms will be waiting aboard the Egyptian Queen. Unless, of course, you see fit to release me from service.โ€

Behind his back, Bast shook her head adamantly.

โ€œUm, weโ€™ll keep you around,โ€ I told the captain. โ€œThanks for everything.โ€

โ€œAs you wish,โ€ the captain said. If axes could frown, Iโ€™m sure he would have.

โ€œStay sharp,โ€ Carter told him, and with Bast and Khufu, we walked down the gangplank. Instead of pulling away, the ship simply sank into the boiling lava and disappeared.

I scowled at Carter. โ€œโ€˜Stay sharp?โ€™โ€ โ€œI thought it was funny.โ€

โ€œYouโ€™re hopeless.โ€

We walked up the steps of the black temple. A forest of stone pillars held up the ceiling. Every surface was carved with hieroglyphs and images, but there was no colorโ€”just black on black. Haze from the lake drifted through the temple, and despite reed torches that burned on each pillar, it was impossible to see very far through the gloom.

โ€œStay alert,โ€ Bast warned, sniffing the air. โ€œHeโ€™s close.โ€ โ€œWho?โ€ I asked.

โ€œThe Dog,โ€ Bast said with disdain.

There was a snarling noise, and a huge black shape leaped out of the mist. It tackled Bast, who rolled over and wailed in feline outrage, then raced off, leaving us alone with the beast. I suppose she had warned us that she wasnโ€™t brave.

The new animal was sleek and black, like the Set animal weโ€™d seen in Washington, D.C., but more obviously canine, graceful and rather cute, actually. A jackal, I realized, with a golden collar around its neck.

Then it morphed into a young man, and my heart almost stopped. He was the boy from my dreams, quite literallyโ€”the guy in black Iโ€™d seen twice before in my ba visions.

In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh…ha, ha. I didnโ€™t catch the pun, but thank you, Carter. God of the dead, drop-dead gorgeous. Yes, hilarious. Now, may I continue?]

He had a pale complexion, tousled black hair, and rich brown eyes like melted chocolate. He was dressed in black jeans, combat boots (like mine!), a ripped T-shirt, and a black leather jacket that suited him quite nicely. He was long and lean like a jackal. His ears, like a jackalโ€™s, stuck out a bit (which I found cute), and he wore a gold chain around his neck.

Now, please understand, I am not boy crazy. Iโ€™m not! Iโ€™d spent most of the school term making fun of Liz and Emma, who were, and I was very glad

they werenโ€™t with me just then, because they wouldโ€™ve teased me to no end.

The boy in black stood and brushed off his jacket. โ€œIโ€™m not a dog,โ€ he grumbled.

โ€œNo,โ€ I agreed. โ€œYouโ€™re…โ€

No doubt I wouldโ€™ve said delicious or something equally embarrassing, but Carter saved me.

โ€œYouโ€™re Anubis?โ€ he asked. โ€œWeโ€™ve come for the feather of truth.โ€

Anubis frowned. He locked his very nice eyes with mine. โ€œYouโ€™re not dead.โ€

โ€œNo,โ€ I said. โ€œThough weโ€™re trying awfully hard.โ€

โ€œI donโ€™t deal with the living,โ€ he said firmly. Then he looked at Khufu and Carter. โ€œHowever, you travel with a baboon. That shows good taste. I wonโ€™t kill you until youโ€™ve had a chance to explain. Why did Bast bring you here?โ€

โ€œActually,โ€ Carter said, โ€œThoth sent us.โ€

Carter started to tell him the story, but Khufu broke in impatiently. โ€œAgh!

Agh!โ€

Baboon-speak must have been quite efficient, because Anubis nodded as if heโ€™d just gotten the whole tale. โ€œI see.โ€

He scowled at Carter. โ€œSo youโ€™re Horus. And youโ€™re…โ€ His finger drifted towards me.

โ€œIโ€™mโ€”Iโ€™m, umโ€”โ€ I stammered. Quite unlike me to be tongue-tied, Iโ€™ll admit, but looking at Anubis, I felt as if Iโ€™d just gotten a large shot of Novocain from the dentist. Carter looked at me as if Iโ€™d gone daft.

โ€œIโ€™m not Isis,โ€ I managed. โ€œI mean, Isis is milling about inside, but Iโ€™m not her. Sheโ€™s just…visiting.โ€

Anubis tilted his head. โ€œAnd the two of you intend to challenge Set?โ€ โ€œThatโ€™s the general idea,โ€ Carter agreed. โ€œWill you help?โ€

Anubis glowered. I remembered Thoth saying Anubis was only in a good mood once an eon or so. I had the feeling this was not one of those days.

โ€œNo,โ€ he said flatly. โ€œIโ€™ll show you why.โ€

He turned into a jackal and sped back the way heโ€™d come. Carter and I exchanged looks. Not knowing what else to do, we ran after Anubis, deeper into the gloom.

In the center of the temple was a large circular chamber that seemed to be two places at once. On the one hand, it was a great hall with blazing braziers and an empty throne at the far end. The center of the room was dominated by a set of scalesโ€”a black iron T with ropes linked to two golden dishes, each big enough to hold a personโ€”but the scales were broken. One of the golden dishes was bent into a V, as if something very heavy had jumped up and down on it. The other dish was hanging by a single rope.

Curled at the base of the scales, fast asleep, was the oddest monster Iโ€™d seen yet. It had the head of crocodile with a lionโ€™s mane. The front half of its body was lion, but the back end was sleek, brown, and fatโ€”a hippo, I decided. The odd bit was, the animal was tinyโ€”I mean, no larger than an average poodle, which I suppose made him a hippodoodle.

So that was the hall, at least one layer of it. But at the same time, I seemed to be standing in a ghostly graveyardโ€”like a three-dimensional projection superimposed on the room. In some places, the marble floor gave way to patches of mud and moss-covered paving stones. Lines of aboveground tombs like miniature row houses radiated from the center of the chamber in a wheel-spokes pattern. Many of the tombs had cracked open. Some were bricked up, others ringed with iron fences. Around the edges of the chamber, the black pillars shifted form, sometimes changing into ancient cypress trees. I felt as if I were stepping between two different worlds, and I couldnโ€™t tell which one was real.

Khufu loped straight over to the broken scales and climbed to the top, making himself right at home. He paid no attention to the hippodoodle.

The jackal trotted to the steps of the throne and changed back into Anubis.

โ€œWelcome,โ€ he said, โ€œto the last room you will ever see.โ€

Carter looked around in awe. โ€œThe Hall of Judgment.โ€ He focused on the hippodoodle and frowned. โ€œIs that…โ€

โ€œAmmit the Devourer,โ€ Anubis said. โ€œLook upon him and tremble.โ€

Ammit apparently heard his name in his sleep. He made a yipping sound and turned on his back. His lion and hippo legs twitched. I wondered if netherworld monsters dreamed of chasing rabbits.

โ€œI always pictured him…bigger,โ€ Carter admitted.

Anubis gave Carter a harsh look. โ€œAmmit only has to be big enough to eat the hearts of the wicked. Trust me, he does his job well. Or…he did it well, anyway.โ€

Up on the scales, Khufu grunted. He almost lost his balance on the central beam, and the dented saucer clanged against the floor.

โ€œWhy are the scales broken?โ€ I asked.

Anubis frowned. โ€œMaโ€™at is weakening. Iโ€™ve tried to fix them, but…โ€ He spread his hands helplessly.

I pointed to the ghostly rows of tombs. โ€œIs that why the, ah, graveyard is butting in?โ€

Carter looked at me strangely. โ€œWhat graveyard?โ€ โ€œThe tombs,โ€ I said. โ€œThe trees.โ€

โ€œWhat are you talking about?โ€

โ€œHe canโ€™t see them,โ€ Anubis said. โ€œBut you, Sadieโ€”youโ€™re perceptive.

What do you hear?โ€

At first I didnโ€™t know what he meant. All I heard was the blood rushing through my ears, and the distant rumble and crackle of the Lake of Fire. (And Khufu scratching himself and grunting, but that was nothing new.)

Then I closed my eyes, and I heard another distant soundโ€”music that triggered my earliest memories, my father smiling as he danced me round our house in Los Angeles.

โ€œJazz,โ€ I said.

I opened my eyes, and the Hall of Judgment was gone. Or not gone, but faded. I could still see the broken scales and the empty throne. But no black columns, no roar of fire. Even Carter, Khufu, and Ammit had disappeared.

The cemetery was very real. Cracked paving stones wobbled under my feet. The humid night air smelled of spices and fish stew and old mildewed places. I mightโ€™ve been back in Englandโ€”a churchyard in some corner of London, perhapsโ€”but the writing on the graves was in French, and the air was much too mild for an English winter. The trees hung low and lush, covered with Spanish moss.

And there was music. Just outside the cemeteryโ€™s fence, a jazz band paraded down the street in somber black suits and brightly colored party hats. Saxophonists bobbed up and down. Cornets and clarinets wailed. Drummers grinned and swayed, their sticks flashing. And behind them, carrying flowers and torches, a crowd of revelers in funeral clothes danced round an old- fashioned black hearse as it drove along.

โ€œWhere are we?โ€ I said, marveling.

Anubis jumped from the top of a tomb and landed next to me. He breathed in the graveyard air, and his features relaxed. I found myself studying his mouth, the curve of his lower lip.

โ€œNew Orleans,โ€ he said. โ€œSorry?โ€

โ€œThe Drowned City,โ€ he said. โ€œIn the French Quarter, on the west side of the riverโ€”the shore of the dead. I love it here. Thatโ€™s why the Hall of Judgment often connects to this part of the mortal world.โ€

The jazz procession made its way down the street, drawing more onlookers into the party.

โ€œWhat are they celebrating?โ€

โ€œA funeral,โ€ Anubis said. โ€œTheyโ€™ve just put the deceased in his tomb. Now theyโ€™re โ€˜cutting the body loose.โ€™ The mourners celebrate the dead oneโ€™s life with song and dance as they escort the empty hearse away from the cemetery. Very Egyptian, this ritual.โ€

โ€œHow do you know so much?โ€

โ€œIโ€™m the god of funerals. I know every death custom in the worldโ€”how to die properly, how to prepare the body and soul for the afterlife. I live for death.โ€

โ€œYou must be fun at parties,โ€ I said. โ€œWhy have you brought me here?โ€ โ€œTo talk.โ€ He spread his hands, and the nearest tomb rumbled. A long

white ribbon shot out of a crack in the wall. The ribbon just kept coming, weaving itself into some kind of shape next to Anubis, and my first thought was, My god, heโ€™s got a magic roll of toilet paper.

Then I realized it was cloth, a length of white linen wrappingsโ€”mummy wrappings. The cloth twisted itself into the form of a bench, and Anubis sat down.

โ€œI donโ€™t like Horus.โ€ He gestured for me to join him. โ€œHeโ€™s loud and arrogant and thinks heโ€™s better than me. But Isis always treated me like a son.โ€

I crossed my arms. โ€œYouโ€™re not my son. And I told you Iโ€™m not Isis.โ€

Anubis tilted his head. โ€œNo. You donโ€™t act like a godling. You remind me of your mother.โ€

That hit me like a bucket of cold water (and sadly, I knew exactly what that felt like, thanks to Zia). โ€œYouโ€™ve met my mother?โ€

Anubis blinked, as if realizing heโ€™d done something wrong. โ€œIโ€”I know all the dead, but each spiritโ€™s path is secret. I should not have spoken.โ€

โ€œYou canโ€™t just say something like that and then clam up! Is she in the Egyptian afterlife? Did she pass your little Hall of Judgment?โ€

Anubis glanced uneasily at the golden scales, which shimmered like a mirage in the graveyard. โ€œIt is not my hall. I merely oversee it until Lord Osiris returns. Iโ€™m sorry if I upset you, but I canโ€™t say anything more. I donโ€™t know why I said anything at all. Itโ€™s just…your soul has a similar glow. A strong glow.โ€

โ€œHow flattering,โ€ I grumbled. โ€œMy soul glows.โ€ โ€œIโ€™m sorry,โ€ he said again. โ€œPlease, sit.โ€

I had no interest in letting the matter drop, or sitting with him on a bunch of mummy wrappings, but my direct approach to information gathering didnโ€™t seem to be working. I plopped down on the bench and tried to look as annoyed as possible.

โ€œSo.โ€ I gave him a sulky glare. โ€œWhatโ€™s that form, then? Are you a godling?โ€

He frowned and put his hand to his chest. โ€œYou mean, am I inhabiting a human body? No, I can inhabit any graveyard, any place of death or mourning. This is my natural appearance.โ€

โ€œOh.โ€ Part of me had hoped there was an actual boy sitting next to meโ€” someone who just happened to be hosting a god. But I shouldโ€™ve known that was too good to be true. I felt disappointed. Then I felt angry with myself for feeling disappointed.

Itโ€™s not like there was any potential, Sadie, I chided myself. Heโ€™s the bloody god of funerals. Heโ€™s like five thousand years old.

โ€œSo,โ€ I said, โ€œif you canโ€™t tell me anything useful, at least help me. We need a feather of truth.โ€

He shook his head. โ€œYou donโ€™t know what youโ€™re asking. The feather of truth is too dangerous. Giving it to a mortal would be against the rules of Osiris.โ€

โ€œBut Osiris isnโ€™t here.โ€ I pointed at the empty throne. โ€œThatโ€™s his seat, isnโ€™t it? Do you see Osiris?โ€

Anubis eyed the throne. He ran his fingers along his gold chain as if it were getting tighter. โ€œItโ€™s true that Iโ€™ve waited here for ages, keeping my station. I was not imprisoned like the rest. I donโ€™t know why…but I did the best I could. When I heard the five had been released, I hoped Lord Osiris would return, but…โ€ He shook his head dejectedly. โ€œWhy would he neglect his duties?โ€

โ€œProbably because heโ€™s trapped inside my dad.โ€

Anubis stared at me. โ€œThe baboon did not explain this.โ€

โ€œWell, I canโ€™t explain as well as a baboon. But basically my dad wanted to release some gods for reasons I donโ€™t quite…Maybe he thought, Iโ€™ll just pop down to the British Museum and blow up the Rosetta Stone! And he released Osiris, but he also got Set and the rest of that lot.โ€

โ€œSo Set imprisoned your father while he was hosting Osiris,โ€ Anubis said, โ€œwhich means Osiris has also been trapped by myโ€”โ€ He stopped himself. โ€œBy Set.โ€

Interesting, I thought.

โ€œYou understand, then,โ€ I said. โ€œYouโ€™ve got to help us.โ€

Anubis hesitated, then shook his head. โ€œI canโ€™t. Iโ€™ll get in trouble.โ€

I just stared at him and laughed. I couldnโ€™t help it, he sounded so ridiculous. โ€œYouโ€™ll get in trouble? How old are you, sixteen? Youโ€™re a god!โ€

It was hard to tell in the dark, but I could swear he blushed. โ€œYou donโ€™t understand. The feather cannot abide the smallest lie. If I gave it to you, and you spoke a single untruth while you carried it, or acted in a way that was not truthful, you would burn to ashes.โ€

โ€œYouโ€™re assuming Iโ€™m a liar.โ€ He blinked. โ€œNo, I simplyโ€”โ€

โ€œYouโ€™ve never told a lie? What were you about to say just nowโ€”about Set? Heโ€™s your father, Iโ€™m guessing. Is that it?โ€

Anubis closed his mouth, then opened it again. He looked as if he wanted to get angry but couldnโ€™t quite remember how. โ€œAre you always this infuriating?โ€

โ€œUsually more,โ€ I admitted.

โ€œWhy hasnโ€™t your family married you off to someone far, far away?โ€

He asked as if it were an honest question, and now it was my turn to be flabbergasted. โ€œExcuse me, death boy! But Iโ€™m twelve! Well…almost thirteen,

and a very mature almost thirteen, but thatโ€™s not the point. We donโ€™t โ€˜marry offโ€™ girls in my family, and you may know everything about funerals, but apparently you arenโ€™t very up to speed on courtship rituals!โ€

Anubis looked mystified. โ€œApparently not.โ€

โ€œRight! Waitโ€”what were we talking about? Oh, thought you could distract me, eh? I remember. Setโ€™s your father, yes? Tell the truth.โ€

Anubis gazed across the graveyard. The sound of the jazz funeral was fading into the streets of the French Quarter.

โ€œYes,โ€ he said. โ€œAt least, thatโ€™s what the legends say. Iโ€™ve never met him.

My mother, Nephthys, gave me to Osiris when I was a child.โ€ โ€œShe…gave you away?โ€

โ€œShe said she didnโ€™t want me to know my father. But in truth, Iโ€™m not sure she knew what to do with me. I wasnโ€™t like my cousin Horus. I wasnโ€™t a warrior. I was a…different child.โ€

He sounded so bitter, I didnโ€™t know what to say. I mean, Iโ€™d asked for the truth, but usually you donโ€™t actually get it, especially from guys. I also knew something about being the different childโ€”and feeling like my parents had given me away.

โ€œMaybe your mum was trying to protect you,โ€ I said. โ€œYour dad being Lord of Evil, and all.โ€

โ€œMaybe,โ€ he said halfheartedly. โ€œOsiris took me under his wing. He made me the Lord of Funerals, the Keeper of the Ways of Death. Itโ€™s a good job, but…you asked how old I am. The truth is I donโ€™t know. Years donโ€™t pass in the Land of the Dead. I still feel quite young, but the world has gotten old around me. And Osiris has been gone so long…Heโ€™s the only family I had.โ€

Looking at Anubis in the dim light of the graveyard, I saw a lonely teenage guy. I tried to remind myself that he was a god, thousands of years old, probably able to control vast powers well beyond magic toilet paper, but I still felt sorry for him.

โ€œHelp us rescue my dad,โ€ I said. โ€œWeโ€™ll send Set back to the Duat, and Osiris will be free. Weโ€™ll all be happy.โ€

Anubis shook his head again. โ€œI told youโ€”โ€

โ€œYour scales are broken,โ€ I noticed. โ€œThatโ€™s because Osiris isnโ€™t here, Iโ€™m guessing. What happens to all the souls that come for judgment?โ€

I knew Iโ€™d hit a nerve. Anubis shifted uncomfortably on the bench. โ€œIt increases chaos. The souls become confused. Some cannot go to the afterlife. Some manage, but they must find other ways. I try to help, but…the Hall of Judgment is also called the Hall of Maโ€™at. It is meant to be the center of order, a stable foundation. Without Osiris, it is falling into disrepair, crumbling.โ€

โ€œThen what are you waiting for? Give us the feather. Unless youโ€™re afraid your dad will ground you.โ€

His eyes flashed with irritation. For a moment I thought he was planning

my funeral, but he simply sighed in exasperation. โ€œI do a ceremony called the opening of the mouth. It lets the soul of the dead person come forth. For you, Sadie Kane, I would invent a new ceremony: the closing of the mouth.โ€

โ€œHa, ha. Are you going to give me the feather or not?โ€

He opened his hand. There was a burst of light, and a glowing feather floated above his palmโ€”a snowy plume like a writing quill. โ€œFor Osirisโ€™s sakeโ€”but I will insist on several conditions. First, only you may handle it.โ€

โ€œWell, of course. You donโ€™t think Iโ€™d let Carterโ€”โ€

โ€œAlso, you must listen to my mother, Nephthys. Khufu told me you were looking for her. If you manage to find her, listen to her.โ€

โ€œEasy,โ€ I said, though the request did leave me strangely uncomfortable.

Why would Anubis ask something like that?

โ€œAnd before you go,โ€ Anubis continued, โ€œyou must answer three questions for me as you hold the feather of truth, to prove that you are honest.โ€

My mouth suddenly felt dry. โ€œUm…what sort of questions?โ€

โ€œAny that I want. And remember, the slightest lie will destroy you.โ€ โ€œGive me the bloody feather.โ€

As he handed it to me, the feather stopped glowing, but it felt warmer and heavier than a feather should.

โ€œItโ€™s the tail feather from a bennu,โ€ Anubis explained, โ€œwhat youโ€™d call a phoenix. It weighs exactly the same as a human soul. Are you ready?โ€

โ€œNo,โ€ I said, which mustโ€™ve been truthful, as I didnโ€™t burn up. โ€œDoes that count as one question?โ€

Anubis actually smiled, which was quite dazzling. โ€œI suppose it does. You bargain like a Phoenician sea trader, Sadie Kane. Second question, then: Would you give your life for your brother?โ€

โ€œYes,โ€ I said immediately.

(I know. It surprised me too. But holding the feather forced me to be truthful. Obviously it didnโ€™t make me any wiser.)

Anubis nodded, apparently not surprised. โ€œFinal question: If it means saving the world, are you prepared to lose your father?โ€

โ€œThatโ€™s not a fair question!โ€ โ€œAnswer it honestly.โ€

How could I answer something like that? It wasnโ€™t a simple yes/no.

Of course I knew the โ€œrightโ€ answer. The heroine is supposed to refuse to sacrifice her father. Then she boldly goes off and saves her dad and the world, right? But what if it really was one or the other? The whole world was an awfully large place: Gran and Gramps, Carter, Uncle Amos, Bast, Khufu, Liz and Emma, everyone Iโ€™d ever known. What would my dad say if I chose him instead?

โ€œIf…if there really was no other way,โ€ I said, โ€œno other way at allโ€” Oh,

come off. Itโ€™s a ridiculous question.โ€ The feather began to glow.

โ€œAll right,โ€ I relented. โ€œIf I had to, then I suppose…I suppose I would save the world.โ€

Horrible guilt crushed down on me. What kind of daughter was I? I clutched the tyet amulet on my necklaceโ€”my one remembrance of Dad. I know some of you lot will be thinking: You hardly ever saw your dad. You barely knew him. Why would you care so much?

But that didnโ€™t make him any less my dad, did it? Or the thought of losing him forever any less horrible. And the thought of failing him, of willingly choosing to let him die even to save the worldโ€”what sort of awful person was I?

I could barely meet Anubisโ€™s eyes, but when I did, his expression softened.

โ€œI believe you, Sadie.โ€

โ€œOh, really. Iโ€™m holding the bloody feather of truth, and you believe me.

Well, thanks.โ€

โ€œThe truth is harsh,โ€ Anubis said. โ€œSpirits come to the Hall of Judgment all the time, and they cannot let go of their lies. They deny their faults, their true feelings, their mistakes…right up until Ammit devours their souls for eternity. It takes strength and courage to admit the truth.โ€

โ€œYeah. I feel so strong and courageous. Thanks.โ€

Anubis stood. โ€œI should leave you now. Youโ€™re running out of time. In just over twenty-four hours, the sun will rise on Setโ€™s birthday, and he will complete his pyramidโ€”unless you stop him. Perhaps when next we meetโ€”โ€

โ€œYouโ€™ll be just as annoying?โ€ I guessed.

He fixed me with those warm brown eyes. โ€œOr perhaps you could bring me up to speed on modern courtship rituals.โ€

I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smileโ€”just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared.

โ€œOh, very funny!โ€ I yelled. The scales and the throne vanished. The linen bench unraveled and dumped me in the middle of the graveyard. Carter and Khufu appeared next to me, but I just kept yelling at the spot where Anubis had stood, calling him some choice names.

โ€œWhatโ€™s going on?โ€ Carter demanded. โ€œWhere are we?โ€

โ€œHeโ€™s horrible!โ€ I growled. โ€œSelf-important, sarcastic, incredibly hot, insufferableโ€”โ€

โ€œAgh!โ€ Khufu complained.

โ€œYeah,โ€ Carter agreed. โ€œDid you get the feather or not?โ€

I held out my hand, and there it wasโ€”a glowing white plume floating above my fingers. I closed my fist and it disappeared again.

โ€œWhoa,โ€ Carter said. โ€œBut what about Anubis? How did youโ€”โ€

do.โ€

โ€œLetโ€™s find Bast and get out of here,โ€ I interrupted. โ€œWeโ€™ve got work to

And I marched out of the graveyard before he could ask me more

questions, because I was in no mood to tell the truth.

 

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