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Chapter no 42 – TYRION

A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)

They had taken shelter beneath a copse of aspens just off the high road. Tyrion was gathering deadwood while their horses took water from a mountain stream. He stooped to pick up a splintered branch and examined it critically. โ€œWill this do? I am not practiced at starting fires. Morrec did that for me.โ€

โ€œAย fire?โ€ Bronn said, spitting. โ€œAre you so hungry to die, dwarf? Or have you taken leave of your senses? A fire will bring the clansmen down on us from miles around. I mean to survive this journey, Lannister.โ€

โ€œAnd how do you hope to do that?โ€ Tyrion asked. He tucked the branch under his arm and poked around through the sparse undergrowth, looking for more. His back ached from the effort of bending; they had been riding since daybreak, when a stone-faced Ser Lyn Corbray had ushered them through the Bloody Gate and commanded them never to return.

โ€œWe have no chance of fighting our way back,โ€ Bronn said, โ€œbut two can cover more ground than ten, and attract less notice. The fewer days we spend in these mountains, the more like we are to reach the riverlands. Ride hard and fast, I say. Travel by night and hole up by day, avoid the road where we can, make no noise and light no fires.โ€

Tyrion Lannister sighed. โ€œA splendid plan, Bronn. Try it, as you like . . . and forgive me if I do not linger to bury you.โ€

โ€œYou think to outliveย me, dwarf?โ€ The sellsword grinned. He had a dark gap in his smile where the edge of Ser Vardis Egenโ€™s shield had cracked a tooth in half.

Tyrion shrugged. โ€œRiding hard and fast by night is a sure way to tumble down a mountain and crack your skull. I prefer to make my crossing slow and easy. I know you love the taste of horse, Bronn, but if our mounts die under us this time, weโ€™ll be trying to saddle shadowcats . . . and if truth be told, I think the clans will find us no matter what we do. Their eyes are all around us.โ€ He swept a gloved hand over the high, wind-carved crags that surrounded them.

Bronn grimaced. โ€œThen weโ€™re dead men, Lannister.โ€

โ€œIf so, I prefer to die comfortable,โ€ Tyrion replied. โ€œWe need a fire. The nights are cold up here, and hot food will warm our bellies and lift our spirits. Do you suppose thereโ€™s any game to be had? Lady Lysa has kindly provided us with a veritable feast of salt beef, hard cheese, and stale bread, but I would hate to break a tooth so far from the nearest maester.โ€

โ€œI can find meat.โ€ Beneath a fall of black hair, Bronnโ€™s dark eyes regarded Tyrion suspiciously. โ€œI should leave you here with your foolโ€™s fire. If I took your horse, Iโ€™d have twice the chance to make it through. What would you do then, dwarf?โ€

โ€œDie, most like.โ€ Tyrion stooped to get another stick. โ€œYou donโ€™t think Iโ€™d do it?โ€

โ€œYouโ€™d do it in an instant, if it meant your life. You were quick enough to silence your friend Chiggen when he caught that arrow in his belly.โ€ Bronn had yanked back the manโ€™s head by the hair and driven the point of his dirk in under the ear, and afterward told Catelyn Stark that the other sellsword had died of his wound.

โ€œHe was good as dead,โ€ Bronn said, โ€œand his moaning was bringing them down on us. Chiggen would have done the same for me . . . and he was no friend, only a man I rode with. Make no mistake, dwarf. I fought for you, but I do not love you.โ€

โ€œIt was your blade I needed,โ€ Tyrion said, โ€œnot your love.โ€ He dumped his armful of wood on the ground.

Bronn grinned. โ€œYouโ€™re bold as any sellsword, Iโ€™ll give you that. How did you know Iโ€™d take your part?โ€

โ€œKnow?โ€ Tyrion squatted awkwardly on his stunted legs to build the fire. โ€œI tossed the dice. Back at the inn, you and Chiggen helped take me captive. Why? The others saw it as their duty, for the honor of the lords they served, but not you two. You had no lord, no duty, and precious little honor, so why trouble to involve yourselves?โ€ He took out his knife and whittled some thin strips of bark off one of the sticks heโ€™d gathered, to serve as kindling. โ€œWell, why do sellswords do anything? For gold. You were thinking Lady Catelyn would reward you for your help, perhaps even take you into her service. Here, that should do, I hope. Do you have a flint?โ€

Bronn slid two fingers into the pouch at his belt and tossed down a flint. Tyrion caught it in the air.

โ€œMy thanks,โ€ he said. โ€œThe thing is, you did not know the Starks. Lord Eddard is a

proud, honorable, and honest man, and his lady wife is worse. Oh, no doubt she would have found a coin or two for you when this was all over, and pressed it in your hand with a polite word and a look of distaste, but thatโ€™s the most you could have hoped for. The Starks look for courage and loyalty and honor in the men they choose to serve them, and if truth be told, you and Chiggen were lowborn scum.โ€ Tyrion struck the flint against his dagger, trying for a spark. Nothing.

Bronn snorted. โ€œYou have a bold tongue, little man. One day someone is like to cut it out and make you eat it.โ€

โ€œEveryone tells me that.โ€ Tyrion glanced up at the sellsword. โ€œDid I offend you? My pardons . . . but youย areย scum, Bronn, make no mistake. Duty, honor, friendship, whatโ€™s that to you? No, donโ€™t trouble yourself, we both know the answer. Still, youโ€™re not stupid. Once we reached the Vale, Lady Stark had no more need of you . . . but I did, and the one thing the Lannisters have never lacked for is gold. When the moment came to toss the dice, I was counting on your being smart enough to know where your best interest lay.

Happily for me, you did.โ€ He slammed stone and steel together again, fruitlessly.

โ€œHere,โ€ said Bronn, squatting, โ€œIโ€™ll do it.โ€ He took the knife and flint from Tyrionโ€™s hands and struck sparks on his first try. A curl of bark began to smolder.

โ€œWell done,โ€ Tyrion said. โ€œScum you may be, but youโ€™re undeniably useful, and with a sword in your hand youโ€™re almost as good as my brother Jaime. What do you want, Bronn? Gold? Land? Women? Keep me alive, and youโ€™ll have it.โ€

Bronn blew gently on the fire, and the flames leapt up higher. โ€œAnd if you die?โ€

โ€œWhy then, Iโ€™ll have one mourner whose grief is sincere,โ€ Tyrion said, grinning. โ€œThe gold ends when I do.โ€

The fire was blazing up nicely. Bronn stood, tucked the flint back into his pouch, and tossed Tyrion his dagger. โ€œFair enough,โ€ he said. โ€œMy swordโ€™s yours, then . . . but donโ€™t go looking for me to bend the knee andย mโ€™lordย you every time you take a shit. Iโ€™m no manโ€™s toady.โ€

โ€œNor any manโ€™s friend,โ€ Tyrion said. โ€œIโ€™ve no doubt youโ€™d betray me as quick as you did Lady Stark, if you saw a profit in it. If the day ever comes when youโ€™re tempted to sell me out, remember this, Bronnโ€”Iโ€™ll match their price, whatever it is. Iย likeย living. And now, do you think you could do something about finding us some supper?โ€

โ€œTake care of the horses,โ€ Bronn said, unsheathing the long dirk he wore at his hip. He strode into the trees.

An hour later the horses had been rubbed down and fed, the fire was crackling away merrily, and a haunch of a young goat was turning above the flames, spitting and hissing. โ€œAll we lack now is some good wine to wash down our kid,โ€ Tyrion said.

โ€œThat, a woman, and another dozen swords,โ€ Bronn said. He sat cross-legged beside the fire, honing the edge of his longsword with an oilstone. There was something strangely reassuring about the rasping sound it made when he drew it down the steel. โ€œIt will be full dark soon,โ€ the sellsword pointed out. โ€œIโ€™ll take first watch . . . for all the good it will do us. It might be kinder to let them kill us in our sleep.โ€

โ€œOh, I imagine theyโ€™ll be here long before it comes to sleep.โ€ The smell of the roasting meat made Tyrionโ€™s mouth water.

Bronn watched him across the fire. โ€œYou have a plan,โ€ he said flatly, with a scrape of steel on stone.

โ€œA hope, call it,โ€ Tyrion said. โ€œAnother toss of the dice.โ€ โ€œWith our lives as the stake?โ€

Tyrion shrugged. โ€œWhat choice do we have?โ€ He leaned over the fire and sawed a thin slice of meat from the kid. โ€œAhhhh,โ€ he sighed happily as he chewed. Grease ran down his chin. โ€œA bit tougher than Iโ€™d like, and in want of spicing, but Iโ€™ll not complain too loudly. If I were back at the Eyrie, Iโ€™d be dancing on a precipice in hopes of a boiled bean.โ€

โ€œAnd yet you gave the turnkey a purse of gold,โ€ Bronn said. โ€œA Lannister always pays his debts.โ€

Even Mord had scarcely believed it when Tyrion tossed him the leather purse. The gaolerโ€™s eyes had gone big as boiled eggs as he yanked open the drawstring and beheld the glint of gold. โ€œI kept the silver,โ€ Tyrion had told him with a crooked smile, โ€œbut you were promised the gold, and there it is.โ€ It was more than a man like Mord could hope to earn in a lifetime of abusing prisoners. โ€œAnd remember what I said, this is only a taste. If you ever grow tired of Lady Arrynโ€™s service, present yourself at Casterly Rock, and Iโ€™ll pay you the rest of what I owe you.โ€ With golden dragons spilling out of both hands, Mord had fallen to his knees and promised that he would do just that.

Bronn yanked out his dirk and pulled the meat from the fire. He began to carve thick chunks of charred meat off the bone as Tyrion hollowed out two heels of stale bread to

serve as trenchers. โ€œIf we do reach the river, what will you do then?โ€ the sellsword asked as he cut.

โ€œOh, a whore and a featherbed and a flagon of wine, for a start.โ€ Tyrion held out his trencher, and Bronn filled it with meat. โ€œAnd then to Casterly Rock or Kingโ€™s Landing, I think. I have some questions that want answering, concerning a certain dagger.โ€

The sellsword chewed and swallowed. โ€œSo you were telling it true? It was not your knife?โ€ Tyrion smiled thinly. โ€œDo I look a liar to you?โ€

By the time their bellies were full, the stars had come out and a halfmoon was rising over the mountains. Tyrion spread his shadowskin cloak on the ground and stretched out with his saddle for a pillow. โ€œOur friends are taking their sweet time.โ€

โ€œIf I were them, Iโ€™d fear a trap,โ€ Bronn said. โ€œWhy else would we be so open, if not to lure them in?โ€

Tyrion chuckled. โ€œThen we ought to sing and send them fleeing in terror.โ€ He began to whistle a tune.

โ€œYouโ€™re mad, dwarf,โ€ Bronn said as he cleaned the grease out from under his nails with his dirk.

โ€œWhereโ€™s your love of music, Bronn?โ€

โ€œIf it was music you wanted, you should have gotten the singer to champion you.โ€

Tyrion grinned. โ€œThat would have been amusing. I can just see him fending off Ser Vardis with his woodharp.โ€ He resumed his whistling. โ€œDo you know this song?โ€ he asked.

โ€œYou hear it here and there, in inns and whorehouses.โ€

โ€œMyrish. โ€˜The Seasons of My Love.โ€™ Sweet and sad, if you understand the words. The first girl I ever bedded used to sing it, and Iโ€™ve never been able to put it out of my head.โ€ Tyrion gazed up at the sky. It was a clear cold night and the stars shone down upon the mountains as bright and merciless as truth. โ€œI met her on a night like this,โ€ he heard himself saying. โ€œJaime and I were riding back from Lannisport when we heard a scream, and she came running out into the road with two men dogging her heels, shouting threats. My brother unsheathed his sword and went after them, while I dismounted to protect the girl. She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a

face that would break your heart. It certainly broke mine. Lowborn, half-starved, unwashed . . . yet lovely. Theyโ€™d torn the rags she was wearing half off her back, so I wrapped her in my cloak while Jaime chased the men into the woods. By the time he came trotting back, Iโ€™d gotten a name out of her, and a story. She was a crofterโ€™s child, orphaned when her father died of fever, on her way to . . . well, nowhere, really.

โ€œJaime was all in a lather to hunt down the men. It was not often outlaws dared prey on travelers so near to Casterly Rock, and he took it as an insult. The girl was too frightened to send off by herself, though, so I offered to take her to the closest inn and feed her while my brother rode back to the Rock for help.

โ€œShe was hungrier than I would have believed. We finished two whole chickens and part of a third, and drank a flagon of wine, talking. I was only thirteen, and the wine went to my head, I fear. The next thing I knew, I was sharing her bed. If she was shy, I was shyer. Iโ€™ll never know where I found the courage. When I broke her maidenhead, she wept, but afterward she kissed me and sang her little song, and by morning I was in love.โ€

โ€œYou?โ€ Bronnโ€™s voice was amused.

โ€œAbsurd, isnโ€™t it?โ€ Tyrion began to whistle the song again. โ€œI married her,โ€ he finally admitted.

โ€œA Lannister of Casterly Rock wed to a crofterโ€™s daughter,โ€ Bronn said. โ€œHow did you manage that?โ€

โ€œOh, youโ€™d be astonished at what a boy can make of a few lies, fifty pieces of silver, and a drunken septon. I dared not bring my bride home to Casterly Rock, so I set her up in a cottage of her own, and for a fortnight we played at being man and wife. And then the septon sobered and confessed all to my lord father.โ€ Tyrion was surprised at how desolate it made him feel to say it, even after all these years. Perhaps he was just tired. โ€œThat was the end of my marriage.โ€ He sat up and stared at the dying fire, blinking at the light.

โ€œHe sent the girl away?โ€

โ€œHe did better than that,โ€ Tyrion said. โ€œFirst he made my brother tell me the truth. The girl was a whore, you see. Jaime arranged the whole affair, the road, the outlaws, all of it. He thought it was time I had a woman. He paid double for a maiden, knowing it would be my first time.

โ€œAfter Jaime had made his confession, to drive home the lesson, Lord Tywin brought my wife in and gave her to his guards. They paid her fair enough. A silver for each man, how

many whores command that high a price? He sat me down in the corner of the barracks and bade me watch, and at the end she had so many silvers the coins were slipping through her fingers and rolling on the floor, she . . . โ€ The smoke was stinging his eyes. Tyrion cleared his throat and turned away from the fire, to gaze out into darkness. โ€œLord Tywin had me go last,โ€ he said in a quiet voice. โ€œAnd he gave me a gold coin to pay her, because I was a Lannister, and worth more.โ€

After a time he heard the noise again, the rasp of steel on stone as Bronn sharpened his sword. โ€œThirteen or thirty or three, I would have killed the man who did that to me.โ€

Tyrion swung around to face him. โ€œYou may get that chance one day. Remember what I told you. A Lannister always pays his debts.โ€ He yawned. โ€œI think I will try and sleep.

Wake me if weโ€™re about to die.โ€

He rolled himself up in the shadowskin and shut his eyes. The ground was stony and cold, but after a time Tyrion Lannister did sleep. He dreamt of the sky cell. This time he was the gaoler, not the prisoner,ย big, with a strap in his hand, and he was hitting his father, driving him back, toward the abyss . . .

โ€œTyrion.โ€ Bronnโ€™s warning was low and urgent.

Tyrion was awake in the blink of an eye. The fire had burned down to embers, and the shadows were creeping in all around them. Bronn had raised himself to one knee, his sword in one hand and his dirk in the other. Tyrion held up a hand:ย stay still, it said. โ€œCome share our fire, the night is cold,โ€ he called out to the creeping shadows. โ€œI fear weโ€™ve no wine to offer you, but youโ€™re welcome to some of our goat.โ€

All movement stopped. Tyrion saw the glint of moonlight on metal. โ€œOur mountain,โ€ a voice called out from the trees, deep and hard and unfriendly. โ€œOur goat.โ€

โ€œYour goat,โ€ Tyrion agreed. โ€œWho are you?โ€

โ€œWhen you meet your gods,โ€ a different voice replied, โ€œsay it was Gunthor son of Gurn of the Stone Crows who sent you to them.โ€ A branch cracked underfoot as he stepped into the light; a thin man in a horned helmet, armed with a long knife.

โ€œAnd Shagga son of Dolf.โ€ That was the first voice, deep and deadly. A boulder shifted to their left, and stood, and became a man. Massive and slow and strong he seemed, dressed all in skins, with a club in his right hand and an axe in his left. He smashed them together as he lumbered closer.

Other voices called other names, Conn and Torrek and Jaggot and more that Tyrion

forgot the instant he heard them; ten at least. A few had swords and knives; others brandished pitchforks and scythes and wooden spears. He waited until they were done shouting out their names before he gave them answer. โ€œI am Tyrion son of Tywin, of the Clan Lannister, the Lions of the Rock. We will gladly pay you for the goat we ate.โ€

โ€œWhat do you have to give us, Tyrion son of Tywin?โ€ asked the one who named himself Gunthor, who seemed to be their chief.

โ€œThere is silver in my purse,โ€ Tyrion told them. โ€œThis hauberk I wear is large for me, but it should fit Conn nicely, and the battle-axe I carry would suit Shaggaโ€™s mighty hand far better than that wood-axe he holds.โ€

โ€œThe halfman would pay us with our own coin,โ€ said Conn.

โ€œConn speaks truly,โ€ Gunthor said. โ€œYour silver is ours. Your horses are ours. Your hauberk and your battle-axe and the knife at your belt, those are ours too. You have nothing to give us but your lives. How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?โ€

โ€œIn my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maidenโ€™s mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty,โ€ he replied.

The huge one, Shagga, laughed first and loudest. The others seemed less amused. โ€œConn, take their horses,โ€ Gunthor commanded. โ€œKill the other and seize the halfinan. He can milk the goats and make the mothers laugh.โ€

Bronn sprang to his feet. โ€œWho dies first?โ€

โ€œNo!โ€ Tyrion said sharply. โ€œGunthor son of Gurn, hear me. My House is rich and powerful. If the Stone Crows will see us safely through these mountains, my lord father will shower you with gold.โ€

โ€œThe gold of a lowland lord is as worthless as a halfmanโ€™s promises,โ€ Gunthor said. โ€œHalf a man I may be,โ€ Tyrion said, โ€œyet I have the courage to face my enemies. What do

the Stone Crows do, but hide behind rocks and shiver with fear as the knights of the Vale

ride by?โ€

Shagga gave a roar of anger and clashed club against axe. Jaggot poked at Tyrionโ€™s face with the fire-hardened point of a long wooden spear. He did his best not to flinch. โ€œAre these the best weapons you could steal?โ€ he said. โ€œGood enough for killing sheep, perhaps . . . if the sheep do not fight back. My fatherโ€™s smiths shit better steel.โ€

โ€œLittle boyman,โ€ Shagga roared, โ€œwill you mock my axe after I chop off your manhood and feed it to the goats?โ€

But Gunthor raised a hand. โ€œNo. I would hear his words. The mothers go hungry, and steel fills more mouths than gold. What would you give us for your lives, Tyrion son of Tywin? Swords? Lances? Mail?โ€

โ€œAll that, and more, Gunthor son of Gurn,โ€ Tyrion Lannister replied, smiling. โ€œI will give you the Vale of Arryn.โ€

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