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Chapter no 1

The DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend

This was getting old.

Once again, Casey and Jessica were making complete fools of themselves, shaking their asses like dancers in a rap video. But I guess guys eat that shit up, donโ€™t they? I could honestlyย feelย my IQ dropping as I wondered, for the hundredth time that night, why Iโ€™d let them drag me hereย again.

Every time we came to the Nest, the same thing happened. Casey and Jessica danced, flirted, attracted the attention of every male in sight, and eventually were hauled out of the party by their protective best friendโ€”meโ€” before any of the horn dogs could take advantage of them. In the meantime, I sat at the bar all night talking to Joe, the thirty-year-old bartender, about โ€œthe problems with kids these days.โ€

I figured Joe would get offended if I told him that one of the biggest problems was this damn place. The Nest, which used to be a real bar, had been converted into a teen lounge three years ago. The rickety oak bar still stood, but Joe served only Coke products while the kids danced or listened to live music. I hated the place for the simple reason that it made my friends, who could be somewhat sensible most of the time, act like idiots. But in their defense, they werenโ€™t the only ones. Half of Hamilton High showed up on the weekends, and no one left the club with their dignity intact.

I mean seriously, where was the fun in all of this? Want to dance to the same heavy bass techno music week after week? Sure! Then maybe Iโ€™ll hit on this sweaty, oversexed football player. Maybe weโ€™ll have meaningful discussions about politics and philosophy while we bump โ€™n grind. Ugh.

Yeah, right.

Casey plopped down on the stool next to mine. โ€œYou should come dance with us, B,โ€ she said, breathless from her booty shaking. โ€œItโ€™sย soย much fun.โ€

โ€œSure it is,โ€ I muttered.

โ€œOh my gosh!โ€ Jessica sat down on my other side, her honey-blond ponytail bouncing against her shoulders. โ€œDid you see that? Did youย effingย see that? Harrison Carlyle totally just hit on me! Did youย seeย that? Omigosh!โ€

Casey rolled her eyes. โ€œHe asked you where you got your shoes, Jess. Heโ€™s totally gay.โ€

โ€œHeโ€™s too cute to be gay.โ€

Casey ignored her, running her fingers behind her ear, as if tucking back invisible locks. It was a habit left over from before sheโ€™d chopped her hair into its current edgy blond pixie cut. โ€œB, you should dance with us. We brought you here so thatย weย could hang out with youโ€”not that Joe isnโ€™t entertaining.โ€ She winked at the bartender, probably hoping to score some free sodas. โ€œBut weโ€™re your friends. You should come dance. Shouldnโ€™t she, Jess?โ€

โ€œTotally,โ€ Jessica agreed, eyeing Harrison Carlyle, who sat in a booth on the other side of the room. She paused and turned back to us. โ€œWait. What? I wasnโ€™t listening.โ€

โ€œYou just look so bored over here, B. I want you to have some fun, too.โ€ โ€œIโ€™m fine,โ€ I lied. โ€œIโ€™m having a great time. You know I canโ€™t dance. Iโ€™d be

in your way. Goโ€ฆ live it up or whatever. Iโ€™ll be okay over here.โ€ Casey narrowed her hazel eyes at me. โ€œYou sure?โ€ she asked. โ€œPositive.โ€

She frowned, but after a second she shrugged and grabbed Jessica by the wrist, pulling her out onto the dance floor. โ€œHoly crap!โ€ Jessica cried. โ€œSlow down, Case! Youโ€™ll rip my arm off!โ€ Then they made their merry way to the middle of the room, already syncing the sway of their hips with the pulsing techno music.

โ€œWhy didnโ€™t you tell them youโ€™re miserable?โ€ Joe asked, pushing a glass of Cherry Coke toward me.

โ€œIโ€™m not miserable.โ€

โ€œYouโ€™re not a good liar either,โ€ he replied before a group of freshmen started yelling for drinks at the other end of the bar.

I sipped my Cherry Coke, watching the clock above the bar. The second hand seemed to be frozen, and I prayed the damn thing was broken or something. I wouldnโ€™t ask Casey and Jessica to leave until eleven. Any earlier and Iโ€™d be the party pooper. But according to the clock it wasnโ€™t even nine yet, and I could already feel myself getting a techno-music migraine, only made worse by the pulsing strobe light.ย Move, second hand! Move!

โ€œHello there.โ€

I rolled my eyes and turned to glare at the unwelcome intruder. This happened once in a while. Some guy, usually stoned or rank with BO, would take a seat beside me and make a half-assed attempt at small talk. Clearly they hadnโ€™t inherited the observant gene, because the expression on my face made it pretty damn obvious that I wasnโ€™t in the mood to be swept off my feet.

Surprisingly, the guy whoโ€™d taken the seat next to me didnโ€™t stink like pot or armpits. In fact, that might have been cologne I smelled on the air. But my disgust only increased when I realized who the cologne belonged to. I would

have preferred the fuzzy-headed stoner.

Wesley. Fucking. Rush.

โ€œWhat do you want?โ€ I demanded, not even bothering to be polite. โ€œArenโ€™t you the friendly type?โ€ Wesley asked sarcastically. โ€œActually, I

came to talk to you.โ€

โ€œWell, that sucks for you. Iโ€™m not talking to people tonight.โ€ I slurped my drink loudly, hoping heโ€™d take the not-so-subtle hint to leave. No such luck. I could feel his dark gray eyes crawling all over me. He couldnโ€™t even pretend to be looking me in the eyes, could he? Ugh!

โ€œCome on,โ€ Wesley teased. โ€œThereโ€™s no need to be so cold.โ€

โ€œLeave me alone,โ€ย I hissed through clenched teeth. โ€œGo try your charming act on some tramp with low self-esteem, because Iโ€™m not falling for it.โ€

โ€œOh, Iโ€™m not interested in tramps,โ€ he said. โ€œThatโ€™s not my thing.โ€

I snorted. โ€œAny girl whoโ€™d give you the time of day, Wesley, is most definitely a tramp. No one with taste or class or dignity would actually find you attractive.โ€

Okay. That was a tiny lie.

Wesley Rush was the most disgusting womanizing playboy to ever darken the doorstep of Hamilton Highโ€ฆ but he was kind of hot. Maybe if you could put him on muteโ€ฆ and cut off his handsโ€ฆ maybeโ€”just maybeโ€”heโ€™d be tolerable then. Otherwise, he was a real piece of shit. Horn dog shit.

โ€œAnd youย doย have taste and class and dignity, I assume?โ€ he asked, grinning.

โ€œYes, I do.โ€ โ€œThatโ€™s a shame.โ€

โ€œIs this your attempt at flirting?โ€ I asked. โ€œIf it is, you fail. Epically.โ€

He laughed. โ€œI never fail at flirting.โ€ He ran his fingers through his dark, curly hair and adjusted his crooked, arrogant little grin. โ€œIโ€™m just being friendly. Trying to have a nice conversation.โ€

โ€œSorry. Not interested.โ€ I turned away and took another drink of my Cherry Coke. But he didnโ€™t move. Not even an inch. โ€œYou can go now,โ€ I said forcefully.

Wesley sighed. โ€œFine. Youโ€™re being really uncooperative, you know. So I guess Iโ€™ll be honest with you. Iโ€™ve got to hand it to you: youโ€™re smarter and more stubborn than most girls I talk to. But Iโ€™m here for a little more than witty conversation.โ€ He moved his attention to the dance floor. โ€œI actually need your help. You see, your friends are hot. And you, darling, are the Duff.โ€

โ€œIs that even a word?โ€

โ€œDesignated. Ugly. Fat. Friend,โ€ he clarified. โ€œNo offense, but that would be you.โ€

โ€œI am not theโ€”!โ€

โ€œHey, donโ€™t get defensive. Itโ€™s not like youโ€™re an ogre or anything, but in comparisonโ€ฆโ€ He shrugged his broad shoulders. โ€œThink about it. Why do they bring you here if you donโ€™t dance?โ€ He had the nerve to reach over and pat my knee, like he was trying to comfort me. I jerked away from him, and his fingers moved smoothly to brush some curls out of his face instead. โ€œLook,โ€ he said, โ€œyou have hot friendsโ€ฆย reallyย hot friends.โ€ He paused, watching the action on the dance floor for a moment, before facing me again. โ€œThe point is, scientists have proven that every group of friends has a weak link, a Duff. And girls respond well to guys who associate with their Duffs.โ€

โ€œCrackheads can call themselves scientists now? Thatโ€™s news to me.โ€ โ€œDonโ€™t be bitter,โ€ he said. โ€œWhat Iโ€™m saying is, girlsโ€”like your friendsโ€”

find it sexy when guys show some sensitivity and socialize with the Duff. So by talking to you right now I am doubling my chances of getting laid tonight. Please assist me here, and just pretend to enjoy the conversation.โ€

I stared at him, flabbergasted, for a long moment. Beauty really was skin- deep. Wesley Rush may have had the body of a Greek god, but his soul was as black and empty as the inside of my closet. What a bastard!

With one swift motion I jumped to my feet and flung the contents of my glass in Wesleyโ€™s direction. Cherry Coke flew all over him, splattering his expensive-looking white polo. Drops of dark red liquid glistened on his cheeks and colored his brown hair. His face glowed with anger, and his chiseled jaw clinched fiercely.

โ€œWhat was that for?โ€ he snapped, wiping his face with the back of his hand.

โ€œWhat do you think it was for?โ€ I bellowed, fists balled at my sides. โ€œHonestly, Duffy, I have no earthly idea.โ€

Angry flames blazed in my cheeks. โ€œIf you think Iโ€™m letting one of my friends leave this place with you, Wesley, youโ€™re very, very wrong,โ€ I spat. โ€œYouโ€™re a disgusting, shallow, womanizing jackass, and I hope that soda stains your preppy little shirt.โ€ Just before I marched away, I looked over my shoulder and added, โ€œAnd my name isnโ€™t Duffy. Itโ€™s Bianca. Weโ€™ve been in the same homeroom since middle school, you self-absorbed son of a bitch.โ€

I never thought Iโ€™d say this, but thank God the damn techno played so loud. No one but Joe overheard the little episode, and he probably found the whole thing hysterical. I had to push my way through the crowded dance floor to find my friends. When I tracked them down, I grabbed Casey and Jessica by their elbows and tugged them toward the exit.

โ€œHey!โ€ Jessica protested. โ€œWhatโ€™s wrong?โ€ Casey asked.

โ€œWeโ€™re getting the fuck out of here,โ€ I said, yanking their unwilling bodies along behind me. โ€œIโ€™ll explain in the car. I just canโ€™t stand to be in this hellhole for one more second.โ€

โ€œCanโ€™t I say bye to Harrison first?โ€ Jessica whined, trying to loosen my grip on her arm.

โ€œJessica!โ€ I cricked my neck painfully when I twisted around to face her. โ€œHeโ€™sย gay!ย You donโ€™t have a chance, so just give it up already. Iย needย to get out of here. Please.โ€

I pulled them out into the parking lot, where the icy January air tore at the bare flesh of our faces. Relenting, Casey and Jessica gathered close on either side of me. They must have found their outfits, which were intended to be sexy, ill equipped to handle the windchill. We moved to my car in a huddle, separating only when we reached the front bumper. I clicked the unlock button on my key chain so that we could climb into the slightly warmer cab of the Saturn without delay.

Casey curled up in the front seat and said, through chattering teeth, โ€œWhy are we leaving so early? B, itโ€™s only, like, nine-fifteen.โ€

Jessica sulked in the backseat with an ancient blanket wrapped around her like a cocoon. (My piece-of-shit heater rarely decided to work, so I kept a stash of blankets on the floorboard.)

โ€œI got into an argument with someone,โ€ I explained, jabbing the key into the ignition with unnecessary force. โ€œI threw my Coke on him, and I didnโ€™t want to stick around for his response.โ€

โ€œWho?โ€ Casey asked.

Iโ€™d been dreading that question because I knew the reaction Iโ€™d get. โ€œWesley Rush.โ€

Two swoony, girly sighs followed my answer.

โ€œOh, come on,โ€ I fumed. โ€œThe guy is a man-whore. I canโ€™t stand him. He sleeps with everything that moves, and his brain is located in his pantsโ€” which means itโ€™s microscopic.โ€

โ€œI doubt that,โ€ Casey said with another sigh. โ€œGod, B, only you could find a flaw in Wesley Rush.โ€

I glared at her as I turned my head to back out of the parking lot. โ€œHeโ€™s a jerk.โ€

โ€œThatโ€™s not true,โ€ Jessica interjected. โ€œJeanine said he talked to her at a party recently. She was with Vikki and Angela, and she said he just came up and sat down beside her. He was really friendly.โ€

That made sense. Jeanine was definitely the Duff if she was out with Angela and Vikki. I wondered which of them left with Wesley that night.

โ€œHeโ€™s charming,โ€ Casey said. โ€œYouโ€™re just being Little Miss Cynical, as

usual.โ€ She gave me a warm smile from across the cab. โ€œBut what the hell did he do to get you to throw Coke at him?โ€ย Nowย she sounded concerned. Took her long enough. โ€œDid he say something to you, B?โ€

โ€œNo,โ€ I lied. โ€œItโ€™s nothing. He just pisses me off.โ€

Duff.

The word bounced around in my mind as I sped down 5th Street. I couldnโ€™t bring myself to tell my friends about the wonderful new insult that had just been added to my vocab list, but when I glanced at myself in the rearview mirror, Wesleyโ€™s assertion that I was the unattractive, undesirable tagalong (more like dragalong) seemed to be confirmed. Jessicaโ€™s perfect hourglass figure and warm, welcoming brown eyes. Caseyโ€™s flawless complexion and mile-long legs. I couldnโ€™t compare to either of them.

โ€œWell, I say we hit another party, since itโ€™s so early,โ€ Casey suggested. โ€œI heard about this one out in Oak Hill. Some college kid is home for Christmas break and decided to have a big blowout. Angela told me about it this morning. Want to go?โ€

โ€œYeah!โ€ Jessica straightened up beneath the blanket. โ€œWe should totally go! College parties have collegeย boys. Wonโ€™t that be fun, Bianca?โ€

I sighed. โ€œNo. Not really.โ€

โ€œOh, come on.โ€ Casey reached over and squeezed my arm. โ€œNo dancing this time, okay? And Jess and I promise to keep all hot guys away from you, since clearly you hate them.โ€ She smirked, trying to nudge me back into a good mood.

โ€œI donโ€™t hate hot guys,โ€ I told her. โ€œJust the one.โ€ After a moment, I sighed and turned onto the highway, heading for the county line. โ€œFine, weโ€™ll go. But you two are buying me ice cream afterward. Two scoops.โ€

โ€œDeal.โ€

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