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Chapter no 28 – AOIFE โ€Œ The Wedding Planner

The Guest List

The guests are arriving. I watch the approach of the boats from the jetty, ready to welcome them. I smile and nod, try to present a front of decorum. Iโ€™m wearing a plain, navy dress now, low wedge heels. Smart, but not too smart. It wouldnโ€™t be appropriate to look like one of the guests. Though I neednโ€™t have worried about that. Itโ€™s clear they have all made aย bigย effort with their outfits: glittering earrings and painfully high heels, tiny handbags and real fur stoles (it might be June, but this is the cool Irish summer, after all). I even see a smattering of top hats. I suppose when your hosts are the owner of a lifestyle magazine and a TV star, you have to step up your game.

The guests disembark in groups of thirty or so. I can see them all taking in the island, and feel a little surge of personal pride as they do. Weโ€™ll be a hundred and fifty tonight โ€“ thatโ€™s a lot of people to introduce to Inis an Amplรณra.

โ€˜Whereโ€™s the nearest loo?โ€™ one man asks me urgently, rather green about the gills, plucking at his shirt collar as though itโ€™s strangling him. Several of the guests, in fact, are looking worse for wear beneath their finery. And yet itโ€™s not too choppy at the moment, the water somewhere between white and silver โ€“ so bright with the cold sunlight on it that you can hardly look at it. I shield my eyes and smile graciously and point them on their way. Perhaps I should offer some strong seasickness pills for the return journey, if itโ€™s going to get as windy as the forecast suggests.

I remember the first time we came here as kids, stepping off the old ferry. We didnโ€™t feel seasick, not that I remember. We stood out at the front and held on to the rail and squealed as we soared over the waves, as the water came up in big arcs and soaked us. I remember pretending we were riding a huge sea-serpent.

It was warm for this part of the world that summer, and the sun would soon dry us. And children are tough. I remember running down the

beaches into the water like it was nothing. I guess I hadnโ€™t yet learned to be wary of the sea.

A smart couple in their sixties get off the final boat. I somehow know even before they come over and introduce themselves that they are the groomโ€™s parents. He must get his looks from his mother and probably his colouring, too, though her hair is grey now. But she doesnโ€™t have anything like the groomโ€™s easy confidence. She gives the impression of someone trying to hide herself away, even within her own clothes.

The groomโ€™s fatherโ€™s features are sharper, harder. Youโ€™d never call a man like that good-looking, but I suppose you could imagine seeing a profile like his on the bust of a Roman emperor: the high, arched eyebrows, the hooked nose, the firm, slightly cruel thin-lipped mouth. He has a very strong handshake, I feel the small bones of my hand crushing into one another as he squeezes it. And he has an air of importance about him, like a politician or diplomat. โ€˜You must be the wedding planner,โ€™ he says, with a smile. But his eyes are watchful, assessing.

โ€˜I am,โ€™ I say.

โ€˜Good, good,โ€™ he says. โ€˜Got us a seat at the front of the chapel, I hope?โ€™ On his sonโ€™s wedding day it is to be expected. But I think this man would expect a seat at the front of any event.

โ€˜Of course,โ€™ I tell him. โ€˜Iโ€™ll take you up there now.โ€™

โ€˜You know,โ€™ he says, as we walk up towards the chapel, โ€˜itโ€™s a funny thing. Iโ€™m a headmaster, at a boyโ€™s school. And about a quarter of these guests used to go there, to Trevellyanโ€™s. Odd, seeing them all grown up.โ€™

I smile, show polite interest: โ€˜Do you recognise all of them?โ€™

โ€˜Most. But not all, not all. Mainly the larger-than-life characters, as I think youโ€™d call them.โ€™ He chuckles. โ€˜Iโ€™ve seen some of them do a double-take already, seeing me. I have a reputation as a bit of a disciplinarian.โ€™ He seems proud of this. โ€˜Itโ€™s probably put the fear of God in them, catching sight of me here.โ€™

Iโ€™m sure it has, I think. I feel as though I know this man, though I have never met him before. Instinctively, I do not like him.

Afterwards, I go and thank Mattie, whoโ€™s captained the last boat over. โ€˜Well done,โ€™ I say. โ€˜That all went very smoothly. Youโ€™ve done a great

job synchronising it all.โ€™

โ€˜And youโ€™ve done a fine job getting someone to hold their wedding here. Heโ€™s famous, isnโ€™t he?โ€™

โ€˜And she has a profile too.โ€™ I doubt Mattieโ€™s up to date on womenโ€™s online magazines, though. โ€˜We offered a big discount in the end, but itโ€™ll be worth it for the write-up.โ€™

He nods. โ€˜Put this place on the map, sure it will.โ€™ He looks out over the water, squinting into the sunlight. โ€˜It was easy sailing this morning,โ€™ he says. โ€˜But it will be different later on, to be sure.โ€™

โ€˜Iโ€™ve been keeping an eye on the forecast,โ€™ I say. Itโ€™s hard to imagine the weather turning, with the blustery sunshine weโ€™ve got now.

โ€˜Aye,โ€™ Mattie says. โ€˜The windโ€™s set to get up. This evening is looking quare bad. Thereโ€™s a big one brewing out to sea.โ€™

โ€˜A storm?โ€™ I say, surprised. โ€˜I thought it was just a little wind.โ€™

He gives me a look that tells me just what he thinks of such Dubliner naรฏvetรฉ โ€“ however long weโ€™ve been here, Freddy and I, weโ€™ll forever be the newcomers. โ€˜You donโ€™t need some forecast fella sitting in a studio in Galway City to tell you,โ€™ he says. โ€˜Use your eyes.โ€™

He points and I follow his finger to a stain of darkness, far out, upon the horizon. Iโ€™m no seaman, like Mattie, but even I can see that it doesnโ€™t look good.

โ€˜There it is,โ€™ Mattie says triumphantly. โ€˜Thereโ€™s your storm.โ€™

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