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Chapter no 41

As Good As Dead (A Good Girl's Guide to Murder, #3)

โ€ŒThe gates of Green Scene Ltd glared at them, open but not welcoming, throwing the harsh light of the headlights back in their eyes.

Ravi pulled up just outside them, flicking the car off, and when it was quiet they could hear the sound of another engine idling through the night. Jason Bellโ€™s car up ahead, beyond the gates, keeping their body cold for them.

Pip stepped out, shutting the door behind her, the sound like a clap of thunder in the night. But if no one could hear her screams, no one would hear that either.

โ€˜Hold on,โ€™ she told Ravi, as he climbed out and headed towards the open gate. โ€˜The phone,โ€™ she reminded him, walking along the boulders that lined the drive, connecting road to gate. She stopped at the large rock closest to the road, and stepped around it, crouching low. A sigh of relief. There, waiting for her, was Maxโ€™s phone in the sealed-up sandwich bag.

Pip said another thank you in her head, sent it Jamie and Connorโ€™s way as she reached down and picked up the phone. Through her gloves, and the plastic bag, she pressed the side button and the lock screen lit up. Her eyes jumped across it, the white light so bright that Pip saw a ghostly silver halo around it, creeping towards her like a fog. And maybe it was: there were many ghosts here now, Jason added to the five women heโ€™d killed, and the ghost of Pip herself, untethered from time, stalking up and down the road on a computer screen. Pip narrowed her eyes and looked beyond the bright light.

โ€˜Yes,โ€™ she hissed, turning to give Ravi a gloved thumbs up. โ€˜Whatโ€™ve we got?โ€™ he asked, hurrying over.

โ€˜One missed call fromย Christopher Eppsย at 9:46. A missed call from

Mummyย at 9:57, and another at 10:09. And, finally, one fromย Dadย at 10:48.โ€™

โ€˜Perfect.โ€™ Raviโ€™s mouth stretched into a smile, teeth glowing in the night.

โ€˜Perfect,โ€™ Pip agreed, sliding the bagged-up phone safely inside her rucksack.

They thought they were calling Max to tell him the good news; that Pip would be accepting the deal and recanting her statement. But that wasnโ€™t what theyโ€™d done; theyโ€™d fallen right into the trap Pip and Ravi had planned for them. Those calls to Maxโ€™s phone had routed through the local mobile tower here. Which meant they placed Max, and his phone, right here at a crime scene, where the police would find a dead man. At the crime scene, right in the middle of the manipulated time-of-death window.

Because Max Hastings killed Jason Bell, not Pip. And his parents and his lawyer had just helped her pull it off.

Pip stood up and Ravi reached for her hand, intertwined his fingers through hers, the plastic gloves snagging together. He gave it a squeeze.

โ€˜Almost there, Sarge,โ€™ he said, pressing his lips into her eyebrow, sore from where the tape had ripped it. โ€˜Last push.โ€™

Pip inspected his hat, made sure none of his long dark hair was poking through.

Ravi dropped her hand to clap his together. โ€˜OK, letโ€™s do it,โ€™ he said.

They walked through the gates, their steps crunching alternately against the gravel. Heading for the deep red eyes glowing in the night; the tail lights of Jasonโ€™s car, and the quiet sigh of the running engine.

Pip stared at her reflection in the back passenger window again, this long night etched all over her face, and she opened the door.

It was cold inside, very cold, her fingers prickling with it through the gloves as they crossed the threshold. She leaned in and could even see her own breath, fogging out in front.

Ravi opened the back door opposite her.

โ€˜Fuck, itโ€™s chilly,โ€™ he said, bending down and readying his arms, grabbing Jasonโ€™s ankles through the black tarp. He glanced up, watching as Pip positioned her hands under Jasonโ€™s shoulders. โ€˜Ready?โ€™ he asked. โ€˜Three, two, one, go.โ€™

They lifted him up and then Pip raised one knee to brace the body, her foot on the seat.

โ€˜OK,โ€™ she said, her arms weaker now, struggling with the weight, but the promise of survival kept them going. Gently, using her knee to guide them, they twisted the roll of tarp, flipping the body over and then resting him back down on the seat. Face down again, the same way he had died.

โ€˜Howโ€™s he looking?โ€™ Ravi asked, as Pip unwrapped one side of the tarp, trying to ignore the mess of the back of Jasonโ€™s head. She felt detached from the person who had done that, separate somehow, because sheโ€™d lived a hundred lifetimes in the hours since. Pip prodded his neck, feeling the muscles beneath his skin, moving down his shoulders over his bloodstained shirt.

โ€˜Rigor has started,โ€™ she said. โ€˜It begins in the jaw and neck, but it hasnโ€™t got much further than that.โ€™

Ravi stared at her, a question in his eyes.

โ€˜Thatโ€™s good,โ€™ Pip said, answering the unasked thing. โ€˜That means we managed to delay the onset… by quite a bit. It hasnโ€™t even reached his lower arms yet. Rigor mortis is normally complete within six-to-twelve hours. He died over six hours ago now, and itโ€™s still only in the upper part of his body. Thatโ€™s good,โ€™ she said, trying to convince herself as much as Ravi.

โ€˜OK, good,โ€™ Ravi said, the word escaping his mouth as a wisp of cloud in the cold air. โ€˜And the other thing?โ€™

โ€˜Lividity,โ€™ Pip said. She gritted her teeth and unwrapped a little more of the tarp. She leaned forward and carefully peeled up the back of Jasonโ€™s shirt by an inch, peering in closer at the skin underneath.

It looked bruised; a mottled, purple-red tinge from the blood that had pooled inside.

โ€˜Yeah, itโ€™s started,โ€™ Pip said, stepping one leg inside the footwell of the car to get closer. She reached over and pressed her gloved thumb into the skin of Jasonโ€™s back. When she pulled it away, the mark of her thumb stayed behind, one small, white half-circle, an island surrounded by discoloured skin. โ€˜Yes, itโ€™s not fixed. Still blanchable.โ€™

โ€˜Which means…?โ€™

โ€˜Which means that now weโ€™ve flipped him, the blood will move again, start to settle on the other side. Make it look like he hasnโ€™t already been lying in this position for almost five hours. Buy us time.โ€™

โ€˜Thanks, gravity,โ€™ Ravi said with a thoughtful nod. โ€˜The real MVP.โ€™

โ€˜Right, well.โ€™ Pip ducked her head and moved back out the car door. โ€˜Now those two processes are really going to kick into high gear because itโ€™s time to โ€“โ€™

โ€˜Microwave him.โ€™

โ€˜Will you stop sayingย microwave him?โ€™

โ€˜Just supplying the comic relief,โ€™ Ravi said seriously, holding up his gloved hands. โ€˜Thatโ€™s my job in the team.โ€™

โ€˜You undersell yourself,โ€™ Pip said, and then pointed to the ice packs dotted around the inside of the car. โ€˜Can you grab those?โ€™

Ravi did, collecting them up in his arms. โ€˜Still frozen solid. We got it really cold in there.โ€™

โ€˜Yeah, we did well,โ€™ Pip said, moving to the front of the car and opening the driverโ€™s side door.

โ€˜Just going to take these back,โ€™ Ravi gestured at the ice packs.

โ€˜OK, rinse them off, in case they smell like โ€“ you know,โ€™ Pip called. โ€˜Oh and, Ravi, see if you can find cleaning supplies in there. Anti-bac spray, some cloths. A broom maybe, so we can do a sweep for any hairs.โ€™

โ€˜Yeah, Iโ€™ll have a look,โ€™ he said, running off towards the office building, kicking up the gravel around him.

Pip lowered herself into the driverโ€™s seat, a glance over her shoulder at Jason Bell, keeping her eyes on him. Alone again. Just the two of them in this small, confined space. And even though he was dead, Pip didnโ€™t trust him not to grab her when her back was turned. Donโ€™t be silly. He was dead, six-hours dead, even though he only looked like heโ€™d been gone for two. Dead, and helpless, not that he ever deserved any help.

โ€˜Donโ€™t try and make me feel bad for you,โ€™ Pip told him quietly, turning away to study the buttons and dials on the control panel. โ€˜You evil piece of shit.โ€™

She grabbed the dial โ€“ currently on the coldest setting โ€“ and turned it all the way to the other side, the notch pointing to a bright red triangle. The system was already on the highest number, a 5, the incoming air hissing loudly through the vents. Pip held her gloved hand out in front of one and kept it there as the air went from cool to warm, to hot. Like a hairdryer held close to her fingers. This wasnโ€™t an exact science; she didnโ€™t know by how much this would be able to raise Jasonโ€™s body temperature. But the air felt

hot enough to her, and they had some time to heat him up, while they dealt with the rest of the scene. But not too long, because the heat would start to accelerate the rigor and the livor mortis. It was a balancing act between the three factors.

โ€˜Happy heating,โ€™ Pip said, stepping out of the car, shutting the door behind her. She closed the other doors too, sealing Jason back up inside the warming car, his temporary tomb.

A rattling sound behind her. Footsteps.

Pip turned, a gasp ready in her throat. But it was only Ravi, returning from the office.

She told him off with her eyes.

โ€˜Sorry,โ€™ he said. โ€˜Look what I found.โ€™ In one hand he was holding a Tesco Bag for Life, filled with assorted anti-bac spray bottles, bleach and dusting cloths. On top of the pile was a wrapped-up extension cord, black and industrial. And in his other arm, clasped in the nook of his elbow and draped around his neck, was a vacuum cleaner. Red, its two eyes glancing coyly up at the night sky. โ€˜I found a Henry Hoover,โ€™ he said, giving the machine a little shake, making it say hello.

โ€˜Yes, I can see that,โ€™ Pip said.

โ€˜And this massive extension cord, so we can go over any places you were, in case any hairs are left behind. The boot too.โ€™ He nodded at Jasonโ€™s car.

โ€˜Yeah,โ€™ Pip said, unnerved by the innocent smile on Henry Hooverโ€™s face, a forever grin, just as happy to help them clear up a crime scene. โ€˜Iโ€™m afraid heโ€™s stolen your job, though.โ€™

โ€˜What, the comic relief?โ€™ Ravi asked. โ€˜Thatโ€™s fine, heโ€™s better suited to it, and Iโ€™m more of a leadership role anyway. Co-CEO of Team Ravi and Pip.โ€™

โ€˜Ravi?โ€™

โ€˜Yeah, right, sorry, nervous rambling. Still not used to seeing a dead body up close. Letโ€™s get going.โ€™

They started in the chemical storeroom, carefully stepping over and around the pool of blood. They didnโ€™t need to clean that, they would leave the blood there, untouched; Max had to have killed Jason somewhere, after all. And they needed the blood as a signal, to tell the first people on the

scene that something bad โ€“ very bad โ€“ had happened here, so theyโ€™d look for a body, and find it, while Jason was still warm and stiff. That was important.

Ravi plugged the extension cord in from an outlet in the larger storage room โ€“ where the machines were kept โ€“ and started vacuuming. He went over and over the places Pip pointed out to him. Everywhere sheโ€™d been dragged, everywhere sheโ€™d walked and run in a blind panic. Everywhere heโ€™d been too. Careful to keep a margin around the spot where Jason died, and the river of blood.

Pip worked on the shelves, a spray bottle in one hand, a cloth in the other. She went up and down the upturned shelves, the metal poles, spraying and wiping everywhere sheโ€™d touched or brushed up against. Every side, every angle. Finding the screw and nut sheโ€™d removed from the shelf and wiping those down too. Her fingerprints were already on file; she couldnโ€™t leave even a partial behind.

She climbed up the collapsed shelves again, like a ladder, painstakingly wiping anywhere she might have touched: the lip of the metal shelves, the plastic vats of weedkiller and fertilizer. Up to the wall and around the smashed window, even polishing the pieces of jagged glass left in the frame, in case sheโ€™d touched those.

Clambering back down carefully, avoiding Ravi as he vacuumed back and forth, and over to the toolbox on the workbench at the far end. Pip removed everything from inside it; she could have touched anything as her hand burrowed through. One by one she wiped down every single one of the tools, even the individual drill heads and fittings. She ran out one of the spray bottles and had to fetch another, carrying on. Sheโ€™d touched the Post- it note about Blue teamโ€™s tools; she remembered doing it. She peeled the note off, crumpled it and shoved it in the front pocket of her rucksack to take home.

The blood had almost dried on the hammer as Pip picked it up from its resting place, clumps of Jasonโ€™s hair stuck in the gore. Pip left that end as it was, wiping up and down the handle, again and again, removing any traces of herself. Replacing it close to the river of blood, staging it.

Door handles, locks, Jasonโ€™s large ring of Green Scene keys, light switches, the cupboard in the office building that Ravi touched. All of it, wiped and wiped again. Once more over the shelves to be sure.

When Pip finally looked up, ticking another box in her head, she checked the time on the burner phone. It had just ticked past 2:30 a.m.; theyโ€™d been cleaning for close to two hours, and Pip was warm with sweat inside her hoodie.

โ€˜I think Iโ€™m done,โ€™ Ravi said, re-emerging from the larger storeroom, an empty jerry can in his hands.

โ€˜Yeah.โ€™ Pip nodded, slightly breathless. โ€˜Just the car to do after. Mostly the boot. And his car keys. But itโ€™s been almost two hours now,โ€™ she said, glancing through the open storeroom door, back into the dark night. โ€˜I think itโ€™s time.โ€™

โ€˜To take him out?โ€™ Ravi checked.

Pip could tell heโ€™d been about to make an oven-ready-type joke, but had reconsidered. โ€˜Yes. Weโ€™re going to flip him again, but I donโ€™t want the rigor to be too advanced, he needs to still be stiff when they find him. I feel like it must be over forty degrees in there now, maybe even higher. Hopefully itโ€™s brought his temperature back up to somewhere in the low thirties. Heโ€™ll start to cool again, once heโ€™s outside, zero point eight degrees every hour until he reaches ambient temperature.โ€™

โ€˜Explain that to me inย getting away with murderย terms?โ€™ Ravi said, fiddling with the top of the jerry can.

โ€˜Well, if heโ€™s found and the ME initially examines him at the scene around 6 a.m. โ€“ in three and a half hoursโ€™ time โ€“ working the zero-point- eight-degree rule backward, it should show that he died more like nine oโ€™clock, ten oโ€™clock. The rate of rigor and lividity should support that too.โ€™

โ€˜OK,โ€™ Ravi said. โ€˜Letโ€™s take him out, then.โ€™

He followed her outside to Jasonโ€™s car, peering in the window.

โ€˜Hold on.โ€™ Pip dropped to her knees beside her open rucksack. โ€˜I need the things I took from Maxโ€™s.โ€™

She pulled out the freezer bag containing Maxโ€™s grey hoodie, and the one with his white trainers and cap. Ravi reached for the bag with the shoes. โ€˜What are you doing?โ€™ Pip said, harder than she meant to, making him

flinch and retract his hand.

โ€˜Putting on Maxโ€™s shoes?โ€™ he said uncertainly. โ€˜I thought we wanted to leave track marks through the mud, where we dump the body. The tread pattern of the shoes.โ€™

โ€˜Yes, we do,โ€™ Pip said, pulling something else out of her bag. The five balled-up pairs of socks. โ€˜Thatโ€™s why I brought these.ย Iโ€™mย putting on the trainers. Iโ€™m dragging him out there.โ€™ She undid her Converse shoes and started pulling on the socks, a pair at a time, padding out her feet.

โ€˜I can help,โ€™ Ravi said, watching her.

โ€˜No, you canโ€™t.โ€™ Pip slid her first bulked-up foot into Maxโ€™s trainer, doing the laces up tight. โ€˜There can only be one set of tracks. Just Maxโ€™s. And youโ€™re not dumping the body, Iโ€™m not letting you do that. It should be me. I killed him, I got us into this.โ€™ She tied the second shoe and stood, testing out her grip against the gravel. Her feet budged a little up and down as she stepped, but it would be fine.

โ€˜I mean,ย youย didnโ€™t get us into this,ย heย did,โ€™ Ravi said, gesturing with his thumb, back towards Jasonโ€™s body. โ€˜You sure you can do it?โ€™

โ€˜If Max can drag Jasonโ€™s body through the trees, then so can I.โ€™ Pip unsealed the bag with Maxโ€™s hoodie and pulled it on over her own. Ravi helped her, careful not to disturb the hat covering her head, making sure she left none of her hairs behind on its collar.

โ€˜Youโ€™re good,โ€™ Ravi said, taking a step back to look at her. โ€˜I can at least help you get him out of the car.โ€™

Yes, he could at least help with that. Pip nodded, walking over to the back door of the car, on the side where Jasonโ€™s head was. Ravi looped around her to the other side.

They opened the doors at the same time.

โ€˜Whoa,โ€™ Ravi said, doubling back. โ€˜Itโ€™s getting hot in here.โ€™ โ€˜Donโ€™t!โ€™ Pip said firmly, across the back seat.

โ€˜What?โ€™ He glared at her, over the tarp. โ€˜I wasnโ€™t going to sing the song.

Even I know when itโ€™s stepping over a line.โ€™ โ€˜Sure.โ€™

โ€˜What I meant is that itโ€™s really hot in here,โ€™ he said. โ€˜Higher than forties, Iโ€™d say. That was almostย opening the oven and the heat slaps you in the faceย hot.โ€™

โ€˜Right,โ€™ Pip sniffed. โ€˜You push him this way, Iโ€™ll drag him out.โ€™

Pip managed to pull him out of the car, using Raviโ€™s momentum from the other side. Jasonโ€™s tarp-wrapped feet landed on the gravel with a crash.

โ€˜Got him?โ€™ Ravi asked, coming around.

โ€˜Yeah.โ€™ Pip laid him gently down. She stepped back to her rucksack, opening up the front pocket, and pulled out the sandwich bag with the small clump of Maxโ€™s hair sealed inside. โ€˜Need this,โ€™ she explained to Ravi, shoving it in the front pocket of Maxโ€™s hoodie.

โ€˜You gonna keep him in the tarp?โ€™ Ravi watched her as she returned to the body, struggling to pick Jason up beneath the shoulders again, his arms now stiff and unyielding.

โ€˜Yeah, he can stay in the tarp,โ€™ Pip said, grunting with the effort as she tried to drag Jasonโ€™s trailing feet through the stones, glad the tarp was there, so Jasonโ€™s face-down dead face wasnโ€™t watching her as she did. โ€˜Max could have tried to cover him too.โ€™

Pip took a step back and she hauled.

She tried to not think about what she was doing. Build a barrier inside her mind, a fence to keep it out. It was just one of the boxes to tick, thatโ€™s what she told herself. Focus on that. Just a task to tick off in the plan, like all the plans sheโ€™d ever made, even the small ones, even the mundane. This was no different.

Except it was, that dark voice reminded her, the one that hid at the back beside the shame, unpicking her barrier piece by piece. Because it was late at night, in that in-between time when too-late became too-early, and Pip Fitz-Amobi was dragging a dead body.

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