SIMPLE ENOUGH
RUE
Ladies, this is a genuine, nonrhetorical question: How do the twoย of you survive in the real world?โ
I stared at Nyotaโs contemptuous expression, reflecting on the unique brand of humiliation that came with having oneโs best friendโs little sister (whoโd been repeatedly rebuffed when attempting to enter the backyard tree house; whoโd publicly feasted on a booger at Christmas 2009; whoโd been caught French-kissing a clementine in the linen closet a few short months later) question oneโs ability to carry out a productive existence.
Then again, back in the day, Tisha and I had been three whole years older than her, and weโd harbored a clearly misplaced superiority complex. We knew better now that little Nyota was twenty-four, a law school prodigy, and a newly minted bankruptcy lawyer whose billable hours were worth more than my tragically high car insurance premium. To add insult to injury, I followed her on Instagram, which was how I knew she could bench-press more than her weight, looked incredible in a monokini, and regularly baked onion rosemary focaccia from scratch.
In a powerful flex whose brilliance kept me awake at night, Nyota had never followed me back.
โYou know us,โ I said, choosing honesty over pride. Tisha and I were holed up inside my closet-sized office at Kline, FaceTiming someone whoโd probably never even saved our phone numbers. Dignity was the least of our worries. โWe are barely hanging on.โ
โCan you just answer the question?โ Tisha bristled. As humbling as this was for me, it had to be much worse for her. Nyota wasย herย sister, after all.
โReally? You call me in the middle of the workday to ask what aย loan assignmentย is? You couldnโt google it?โ
โWe did,โ I said, omitting that weโd addedย for dummiesย to the search.
And yet. โWe got the gist of it, we think.โ
โGreat, then youโre golden. Iโm hanging up, see you both at Thanksgivingโโ
โHowever,โ I interrupted. It was late May. โThe reactions of other Kline employees seem to suggest that we might not be fully grasping the implications of thisย loan assignment.โ My threshold for odd was high, and Iโd been able to brush off the HR rep brazenly browsingย monster.comย at his standing desk, the chemists whoโd bumped into me face-first and run away with nary an oops, the vacant stare of my usually dictatorial boss, Matt, when Iโd informed him that the report he was waiting on would take at least three more hours. Then, while I was emptying my water bottle into a potted plant that had lived in the break room longer than Iโd been in the workforce, a technician had burst into tears and suggested,ย You should take Christofern home, Dr. Siebert. It shouldnโt die just because of whatโs about to happen to Kline.
I hadย no clueย what was going on. All I knew was that I loved my current job at Kline, the most important project of my life was at a pivotal point, and I was too socially challenged to easily transition to another workplace. Todayโs event did not bode well. โThereโs going to be an assembly in fifteen minutes,โ I explained, โand weโd love to walk in with a better idea of what
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โNy, stop bitching and just regurgitate it for us like weโre five,โ Tisha ordered.
โYou guys areย doctors,โ Nyota pointed outโnotย as a compliment. โOkay, listen carefully, Ny, โcause this will blow your mind and we
might have to report it to the UN and have a trial at The Hague: the topic of private equity firms and loan assignments didย notย come up inย anyย class
during our chemical engineering PhDs. Aย shockingย oversight, I know, and Iโm sure NATO will want to take military actionโโ
โZip it, Tish. You donโt get to snark whenย youย need something fromย me.
Rue, how did you find out about the loan assignment?โ
โFlorence sent out a company-wide email,โ I said. โThis morning.โ โFlorence is Klineโs CEO?โ
โYes.โ It seemed reductive, so I added, โAnd founder.โ Still not exhaustive, but there was a time and place for fangirling, and this wasnโt it.
โDid it say anything about which private equity bought your loan?โ I skimmed the body of the email. โThe Harkness Group.โ
โHmm. Rings a bell.โ Nyota typed away in silence, the New York City skyline gleaming behind her. Her office was in a high-riseโthousands of miles and an entire universe from North Austin. Like Tisha and me, sheโd been eager to get out of Texas. Unlike us, sheโd never moved back. โAh, yeah.ย Thoseย guys,โ she said eventually, squinting at her computer screen.
โDo you know them?โ Tisha asked. โAre they, like, famous?โ
โItโs a private equity firm, not a K-pop band. But theyย areย well known in tech circles.โ She bit her lip. Suddenly her expression was the opposite of reassuring, and I felt Tisha tense beside me.
โThis is not the first time something like this has happened,โ I said, refusing to give in to panic. I had graduated from UT Austin a year earlier, but Iโd been working for Florence Kline since before finishing my PhD. None of this felt new. โThere are management shake-ups and investor issues all the time. It always settles down.โ
โNot sure about this time, Rue.โ Nyotaโs brow creased into a scowl. โListen, Harkness is a private equity firm.โ
โStill donโt know what that means,โ Tisha bristled.
โAs I was going to explain, private equities are . . . groups of people with lots and lots of money and spare time. And instead of frolicking in their hard-earned cash Scrooge McDuckโstyle, or leaving it in savings accounts like the two of youโโ
โBold of you to assume I have savings,โ Tisha muttered. โโthey use it to buy other companies.โ
โAnd they bought Kline?โ I asked.
โNope. Kline hasnโt gone publicโyou canโt buy Klineโs stocks. But back when it was founded, it needed money to develop . . . ravioli? Is that what you guys do?โ
โFood nanotechnology.โ
โSure. Letโs pretend that means something. Anyway, when Florence founded Kline, she got a big loan. But now, whoever gave her the money decided to sell that loan to Harkness.โ
โWhich means that now Kline owes the money to Harkness?โ
โCorrect. See, Rue, I knew you werenโtย totallyย useless. My sister, on the other hand, never ceases to . . .โ Nyotaโs voice drifted as she frowned at her computer.
โWhat?โ Tisha asked, alarmed. Nyota wasnโt the type to stop mid-insult. โWhat happened?โ
โNothing. Iโm just reading up on Harkness. Theyโre well respected. Focused on midsize tech startups. I think they have a couple of science guys on the inside? They acquire promising companies, provide capital and support to grow them, sell them for a profit. Buying a loan seems a little out of their MO.โ
Tishaโs fingers closed around my thigh, and I covered her hand with my palm. Physical comfort was rarely in my repertoire, but making exceptions for Tisha was no trouble. โSo all Florence needs to do is pay back the loan to Harkness, and Harkness will be out of the picture?โ I asked. Seemed simple enough. No need to involveย monster.com.
โUh . . . in the rainbow world you live in, maybe. Have fun frolicking with the unicorns, Rue. Thereโs no way Florence has the money.โ
Tishaโs grip tightened. โNy, what does it mean, in practice? Does it mean that they take control of the company?โ
โMaybe. Itโll depend on the loan contract.โ
I shook my head. โFlorence would never let them do that.โ
โFlorence might not have a choice.โ Nyotaโs voice softened abruptly, and thatโout of everything,ย thatย made the first tinges of fear hook into my stomach. โDepending on the terms of the agreement, Harkness might have the right to install a new CTO and seriously interfere in day-to-day operations.โ
Asking what a CTO was wasnโt going to get me any closer to an Instagram follow, so I just said, โOkay. Whatโs the bottom line?โ
โHarkness might end up being a nonissue. Or it might be the reason you need to find new jobs. Right now, itโs impossible to tell.โ
Tishaโs โfuckโ was a soft muttering.ย Florence, I thought, and my mouth felt dry.ย Where is Florence right now?ย Howย is Florence right now?ย โThank
you, Nyota,โ I said. โThis was very helpful.โ
โCall me after todayโs assemblyโweโll have a better idea by then.โ It was nice of her, thatย we. โBut it wouldnโt hurt to start sprucing up your CV, just in case. Austin is a great place for tech startups. Look around online, ask your nerd friends if they have leads. Do you guys have any friends, aside from each other?โ
โI have Bruce.โ
โBruce isย a cat, Tish.โ โAnd your point?โ
They started bickering, and I tuned them out, trying to calculate the likelihood of Tisha and me finding another job together. One that would pay well and afford us the scientific freedom we currently had. Florence had even allowed me toโ
A horrifying thought stabbed at me. โWhat about our personal projects?
Employeesโ patents?โ
โMm?โ Nyota cocked her head. โEmployeesโ patents? For what?โ โIn my case, a bio-nanocomposite thatโโ
โUh-huh, hold the TED Talk.โ
โItโs something that makes produce stay fresher. Longer.โ
โAh. I see.โ She nodded in understanding, her eyes suddenly warmer, and I wondered what she knew. Tisha would never mention my history, but Nyota was observant and could very well have noticed on her own. After all, for years Iโd spent every spare moment at their house, just to avoid returning to my own. โThis isย yourย project?ย Yourย patent? And you have an agreement that guaranteesย youย ownership of this tech?โ
โYes. But if Kline changes handsโโ
โAs long as the agreement is in writing, youโre good.โ
I remembered an email from Florence. Long words, small fonts, electronic signatures. Relief punched through me.ย Thank you, Florence.
โGuys, try not to sweat this too much, okay? Go to the assembly youโre probably already late for. Find out all you can and report back. And for the love of Justice Brown Jackson, update your damn CVs. You havenโt been a pet groomer since undergrad, Tish.โ
โGet off my LinkedIn,โ Tisha muttered, but she was flipping off an already blank screen. So she leaned back in her chair and settled for another subdued โfuck.โ
I stared ahead and nodded. โIndeed.โ
โNeither of us has the emotional constitution for job insecurity.โ โNope.โ
โI mean, weโll be all right. Weโre in tech. Itโs just . . .โ
I nodded once more. We were happy at Kline. Together. With Florence.
Florence. โLast night, Florence texted me,โ I told Tisha. โAsked if I wanted to go over to her place.โ
She turned. โDid she say why?โ
I shook my head, feeling half-embarrassed, half-guilty.ย Way to show up for your friends, Rue. โI told her I had plans.โ
โWhat were youโoh, right. Your quarterly sex-up. Rue After Dark. Oh my god, how have we not talked aboutย the guy.โ
โWhat guy?โ
โReally? You send me a picture of some dudeโs driverโs license and then askย what guy? Nice try.โ
โIt was a valiant attempt.โ I stood, trying to avoid remembering deep-set blue eyes. That Grecian urn profile that had forced me to stare. The short brown curls, just this side of too messy. Heโd kept his eyes straight ahead as he drove me home, as if adamant not to look in my direction.
โHave you heard from him? Assuming you did the unthinkable andโโ she gasped, clutching her sternumโโgave him yourย number.โ
โI havenโt checked my phone.โ It now lived at the very bottom of my backpack, pressed under an extra hoodie, and my water bottle, and a stack of books that were due back at the library in two days. It was going to stay there, at least as long as I caught myself wondering every ten minutes whether he had texted.
I liked to force myself to keep a certain detachment when it came toย hes. โI should have gone to Florenceโs,โ I said, remorse prickling at the
bottom of my stomach.
โNah. Having to choose between you getting laid and having a heads-up on this here clusterfuck, Iโd probably choose orgasms for you. Iโm a generous soul like that.โ Tisha lowered her voice as we walked side by side, treading down Klineโs sea-blue, ultramodern hallways that teemed with employees, all heading toward the open space on the first floor. They all smiled at Tishaโand nodded atย me, polite but much more somber.
Kline had started out as a small tech startup, then quickly ballooned to several hundred employees, and Iโd stopped keeping track of new hires. Plus, the solitary nature of my project made me a bit of an unknown
quantity. The tall, serious, distant girlโwho always hung out with theย otherย tall girl, the funny and delightful one everybody loved. At Kline, Tishaโs and my popularity levels were as mismatched as theyโd been since elementary school. Luckily, Iโd learned not to mind.
โSadly,โ I murmured, โno orgasms were had.โ โWhat?ย He didย notย look like heโd be bad at sex!โ โI wouldnโt know.โ
She scowled. โIsnโt that what you met him for?โ โOriginally.โ
โAnd?โ
โVincent showed up.โ
โOh,ย fuckย Vincent. How did heโI donโt even wanna know. Next time, then?โ
Since you never do repeats, heโd said, and my body had heated at the wistfulness in his tone.
โI donโt know,โ I whispered truthfully, feeling some of that wistfulness myself as Tisha and I took a seat on a couch at the back of the room. โI think thatโโ
โNever a dull fucking moment,โ said a musical voice, and the cushion dipped on my left side. Jay was our favorite lab technician. Or, more accurately, Tishaโs favorite, whom sheโd swiftly befriended. By virtue of always being around her, Iโd been folded into that relationship. It was the unabridged story of my social life. โI swear to god,โ he said, โif they fire all of us and my visa falls through and I have to go back to Portugal and Sana breaks up with meโโ
โLove the optimism, babe.โ From the other side of me, Tisha leaned forward with a grin. โWe researched this whole mess, by the way. We can tell you what a loan assignment is.โ
Jayโs eyebrow arched, and the piercings speared through it flickered. โYou didnโt knowย before?โ
Tisha shrank back, disappearing behind me. โThere, there.โ I patted her leg comfortingly. โAt least weโve never pretended to be anything but what we are.โ
โDumbasses?โ โApparently.โ
A waterfall of red curls appeared in the crowd, and the knot of panic in my chest instantly loosened.ย Florence. Brilliant, resourceful Florence. She
wasย Kline. Sheโd fought tooth and nail for it, and wasnโt going to allow anyone to take it from her. Certainly not someโ
โWho are those four?โ Tisha whispered in the sudden hush of the room.
Her gaze had drifted past Florence, to the figures standing beside her. โSomeone from Harkness?โ Jay guessed.
I had expected slicked-back hair, and suits, and that uniquely off-putting finance bro flair. The Harkness people, however, looked like they might have belonged at Kline in a different timeline. Maybe dressing down was just a power move on their part, but they seemed . . . normal. Approachable. The long-haired woman was at ease in her jeans and seemed pleased with the turnout, and so did the broad-shouldered man who stood just a little too close to her. The tall figure in the well-groomed beard surveyed the room a touch haughtily, but who wasย Iย to judge? Iโd been told several times I didnโt exactly inspire fuzzy warmth. And the fourth man, the one who joined the group last, gait unhurried and smile confident, he seemed . . .
The blood congealed in my veins.
โI already hate them,โ Jay mumbled, making Tisha laugh. โYou hateย everybody.โ
โNo, I donโt.โ
โYes, you do. Doesnโt he, Rue?โ
I nodded absently, eyes stuck on the fourth Harkness man like a bird caught in an oil spill. My head spun and the room ran out of air, because unlike the othersโ, his face was familiar.
Unlike the others, I knew exactly who he was.





