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Chapter no 19

Payback in Death

โ€œPeabody, talk to the family.โ€ Eve nodded toward the waiting room. โ€œYouโ€™re better with the tone they need right now. Maybe one of them saw or heard something they didnโ€™t realize at the time.โ€

โ€œIโ€™ve got that.โ€ As Peabody went back into the waiting room, Eve stepped over to Roarke.

โ€œI donโ€™t know how long weโ€™ll have to wait until we interview him. When we do, weโ€™re only going to have about five minutes before the medicals boot us.โ€

โ€œYouโ€™ll make the most of the five.โ€

โ€œIntend to. Meanwhileโ€ฆโ€ She glanced back toward the waiting room. โ€œIf youโ€™re sticking, can you do what you do?โ€

โ€œI do so many things.โ€

โ€œThen do the find-a-place-to-work thing you do. Maybe coordinate with Feeney. Itโ€™s going to be a connection to Noyโ€”just too specific not to be. But if there turns out to be another, we need it fast.โ€

โ€œI can do that.โ€

โ€œIโ€™m going to stay out here, leave the family to Peabody for now, and go over the data on Noy and the cops who went down with him again. Iโ€™ll tag you after I talk to the victim.โ€

Eve simply leaned back against the wall and got started.

Sheโ€™d barely skimmed the surface when Mina led her two children back.

All of them wept.

Mina paused near Eve, pressed a kiss to her daughterโ€™s head, then her sonโ€™s. โ€œGo back in, be with Grandma. Iโ€™ll be right there.โ€

She nudged them both into the waiting area, then turned to Eve.

โ€œHe knew me, knew his children. Don and Darcia saved his life, and more, I think, saved him from serious brain damage. Not all the test results are back, but I know my husband. Heโ€™ll recover from this, mind and body.โ€

โ€œIโ€™m glad to hear that. Very glad.โ€

โ€œI think you are, and maybe not only because he may help you with your work.โ€ She looked down the hall, swiped the drying tears off her face. โ€œThe doctor said he needs to rest a bit, and talking is very difficult becauseโ€ฆโ€

Her lips quivered as she touched a hand to her throat.

โ€œIt helped him to see us. I felt that. I believe that. He needs to see his mother, his brother and sister.โ€

โ€œUnderstood.โ€

โ€œBut I agree with Beth. Youโ€™ll talk to him first, when the doctor says he can see someone else. Twice now, they came into our homes. They took a good manโ€™s life, and tried to take another. If not for Don, my children would grieve their father now instead of shedding tears of relief that he said their names and smiled at them.

โ€œYou talk to him first. Then you go find the bastard who tried to kill my husband.โ€

โ€œMs. Greenleaf, can you tell me where you were when your husband was attacked?โ€

โ€œIn the kitchen, I think. Just coming out of the kitchen. I heard shouting, ran out, and saw Luke and Jed running upstairs. Others ran that way, too. I didnโ€™t see Ben go up. I donโ€™t know if Iโ€™d have thought anything of it if I had.โ€

โ€œDid you see anyone leave, shortly before or after you heard the shouting?โ€

โ€œNo.โ€ She closed her eyes, took another moment to think. โ€œNo,โ€ she repeated, and slowly shook her head. โ€œMost had already left before that. I took a kind of head count before I went to the kitchen because we were going to put some of the food away. Leave enough out for those remaining, to be polite.โ€

Again, she closed her eyes. โ€œI saw โ€ฆ the kids downstairsโ€”mine, Carlieโ€™s, Lukeโ€™s, some of the other cousins, a few school- and teammates. Fourteen downstairs. About twenty upstairsโ€”including the family.โ€

Nodding, she opened her eyes again. โ€œYes, about that many.โ€ โ€œOkay. Thatโ€™s helpful. If someone had threatened your husbandโ€”โ€

โ€œHe would have told me,โ€ Mina said immediately. โ€œWhat threatens him, threatens me and our children. He would have told me.โ€

โ€œAll right. If anything comes to mind, no matter how irrelevant it may seem, please contact me.โ€

โ€œBelieve me, I will.โ€

Mina went into the waiting area; Eve went back to work.

It took another twenty minutes before the doctor walked down the corridor. โ€œIโ€™m going to give you five minutes with Ben.โ€

โ€œAll right.โ€

โ€œI need to speak with the family first.โ€

โ€œYouโ€™re going to give them good news. It shows,โ€ she added when Ricardiโ€™s eyebrows lifted.

โ€œGood. Iโ€™m glad to know it does. I expect in both of our professions itโ€™s easy to harden off. I never want to harden off.โ€

He moved past her. โ€œGreenleaf family, the tests are back. And itโ€™s all good news.โ€

Eve listened to the sounds of joy, the sobs of it.

โ€œNow, heโ€™s still a bit confused, and heโ€™s very tired, but heโ€™s cogent, and heโ€™s asked for all of you. Once the police talk to him, Iโ€™ll let you go in, small groups, a few minutes only. Then Iโ€™m going to suggest you all go home, get some restโ€”because thatโ€™s what Ben needs. Rest.โ€

โ€œI want to stay with him tonight,โ€ Mina said, and looked toward Carlie. โ€œWeโ€™ve got the kids, donโ€™t worry.โ€

โ€œI can arrange for that,โ€ Ricardi began. โ€œButโ€”โ€

โ€œA couple of us are going to camp out right here.โ€ Carlie joined hands with Luke. โ€œWeโ€™ll rotate shifts, but a couple of us will be here. Thatโ€™s how the family works.โ€

โ€œWhy am I not surprised? Lieutenant, Detective? After them, groups of two or three at the most. Five minutes each. Work that out.

โ€œHeโ€™s a lucky man,โ€ Ricardi told Eve as he walked her and Peabody down the corridor. โ€œThe strong family support will go a long way toward his recoveryโ€”physical and mental. It doesnโ€™t hurt heโ€™s in prime physical shape, but even that wouldnโ€™t have helped him avoid serious complications if heโ€™d hanged there another minute or two.โ€

He paused outside wide glass doors. Through them Eve saw Ben, very pale so the raw bruising on his throat stood out in violent contrast. He lay

still on the white sheets in the narrow bed, eyes closed.

Various cords connected him to the monitors that beeped, the screen that flashed, and all the trappings that made a hospital room even worse to her mind than a hospital waiting area.

โ€œHe has some expected confusion and memory gaps,โ€ Ricardi told her. โ€œHis larynx is severely bruised, so he needs to rest his voice as much as possible. I donโ€™t want him overly stressed or pushed.โ€

โ€œItโ€™s not our first time interviewing a trauma victim.โ€

โ€œI donโ€™t suppose it is. Five minutes. Youโ€™re on the clock.โ€

Eve stepped in, gestured Peabody to one side of the bed while she took the other.

โ€œBen.โ€ She waited until his eyes, also bruised, opened. โ€œLieutenant Dallas, Detective Peabody.โ€

โ€œI remember you.โ€ His voice came out raw, as if the words squeezed through a rasp.

โ€œIf you can answer with a yes or no, nod your head or shake it. Did you see who did this to you?โ€

He shook his head.

โ€œHas anyone threatened you?โ€ Another shake.

โ€œDid you have a reason to go upstairs, to that specific room, at that specific time?โ€

Those bruised eyes lost their focus, blurred as she saw him fight to think through the fog.

โ€œDo you remember going upstairs?โ€

He lifted a hand, wagged it back and forth. Sort of, she concluded.

โ€œAnd into the kidsโ€™ roomโ€”the playroom, game room?โ€ Same response.

โ€œDid you see anyone in there or near there?โ€ No.

โ€œSorry, Iโ€™m going to need more than a yes or no on this one. Why did you go upstairs? A call, a text? Your mother said you had your โ€™link out, put it away as you went up. And looked upset.โ€

โ€œIโ€”โ€ He closed his eyes. โ€œSorry. Hard to think.โ€

โ€œBefore you went upstairs, what were you doing?โ€

โ€œI โ€ฆ I was going to get a drink. I needed a drink. Long, hard day, almost over. And โ€ฆ Dory texted me. Yeah, thatโ€™s right. I remember.โ€

โ€œYour daughter texted you?โ€

He nodded. โ€œCanโ€™t quite remember โ€ฆ She called me Daddyโ€”only does that these days when upset or wants something.ย Please, Daddy, donโ€™t say anything. Come up to the Kid Zoneโ€”we call it Kid Zone. Canโ€™t remember โ€ฆย Too many people. Sad. Please. Donโ€™t tell Mom.โ€

He opened his eyes again. โ€œI thought she was downstairs in the family room with the other kids. She and my dad โ€ฆ Close.โ€

He lifted a hand, pressed his thumb tight to his finger. โ€œSheโ€™s only twelve, never lost โ€ฆ never lost anybody.โ€

โ€œYou didnโ€™t tell anyone, and went upstairs?โ€

He nodded. โ€œI think. It getsโ€”not blurry, more jumpy after that. I went up. Doorโ€™s closed. Privacy. Not like her, so sad, upset. Needs Daddy. Went in. Is it dark? I think โ€ฆ sun blocks engaged. Got them installed to cut glare on the gaming screens. And โ€ฆ I woke up here. They wonโ€™t tell me what happened. Nobody will tell me.โ€

He grabbed Eveโ€™s hand. โ€œWhat happened?โ€

She felt the urgency in his grip, heard it in the rapid beeps on the machines.

Ricardi came in.

โ€œThatโ€™s all for now. Benโ€”โ€

โ€œHe needs to know what happened,โ€ Peabody said. โ€œHe woke up in the hospital and doesnโ€™t know why. How would you feel?โ€

The doctor walked around to Eveโ€™s side of the bed. โ€œBen. I need you to stay calm. Your family needs to see you, and you need to see them. So you need to stay calm.โ€

He looked at Eve, nodded.

โ€œIt wasnโ€™t your daughter who texted you, but whoever killed your father. They set you up, lured you upstairs, knocked you out, and tried to hang you.โ€

He reached for his throat. โ€œHang me.โ€

โ€œYour mother saw you go up, saw you were upset, worried. Asked Don Webster to check on you. He did, found you. He and Darcia Angelo got you down, did CPR, called the medics. So youโ€™re not only alive, but the doctor hereโ€”who doesnโ€™t seem to bullshitโ€”says youโ€™re going to be fine.โ€

โ€œYou are and, if you behave yourself, Iโ€™m sending you to a step-down unit, then booting you out altogether within forty-eight hours. So behave yourself.โ€

Benโ€™s eyes filled, but there was rage burning through the tears.

โ€œIn my sisterโ€™s house, in the Kid Zone, at my fatherโ€™s wake. They used my little girl.โ€

Eve leaned down close so he could look into her eyes. โ€œThey wonโ€™t get away with it.โ€ She straightened. โ€œI need Benโ€™s โ€™link.โ€

โ€œHis wife will have his personal property. He really needs to rest now.โ€ Nodding, she stepped back. โ€œThey wonโ€™t get away with it,โ€ she repeated,

then walked out.

โ€œWhat are the chances we recover his โ€™link or the kidโ€™s?โ€ Peabody wondered.

โ€œZero, but we follow through. Tag Roarke, will you? Let him know weโ€™re wrapping it up here. Ms. Greenleafโ€”Mina,โ€ Eve qualified in the waiting area. โ€œCould I see the items your husband had on him when he was admitted?โ€

โ€œYes, they gave them to me when we got to the ER.โ€ She opened her purse, took out a plastic bag.

Eve saw a wallet, a silver cash clip, a handkerchief, key swipes. โ€œWhereโ€™s his โ€™link?โ€

โ€œAh โ€ฆ not here. He must not have had it on him.โ€

But he had, Eve thought, and turned to his daughter. โ€œCould I see your โ€™link?โ€

The kidโ€™s eyes filled as she hunched her shoulders. โ€œI wasnโ€™t careless. I swear, Mom, Iย swear!โ€

Eve crouched down before Mina could speak. โ€œWhen did you notice you didnโ€™t have it?โ€

โ€œI donโ€™t know. I guess when we got here, and I was going to tag my friend and tell her my dadโ€™s hurt. And it wasnโ€™t in the stupid purse. I had to carry a stupid purse because Mom said I had to wear this lame dress for respect, and thereโ€™s no pockets. Momโ€”โ€

โ€œItโ€™s all right, Dory,โ€ Mina told her, watching Eve. โ€œJust answer the questions. Itโ€™s all right.โ€

โ€œWhen did you last use it?โ€

Dory blew out a breath. โ€œI dunno. I, yeah, I tagged Olive. My cousin Olive to tell her we were all going downstairs to hang.โ€

โ€œDid you take it downstairs with you?โ€

โ€œWell yeah, in the purse because no stupid pockets.โ€ โ€œDid you keep the purse on you?โ€

โ€œJeez, no.โ€

โ€œDory.โ€

โ€œNo, maโ€™am,โ€ Dory corrected.

โ€œWhere did you put the purse with the โ€™link when you got downstairs?โ€ โ€œOn the bar. Iย knowย it was in the dumb purse, and then it wasnโ€™t. I didnโ€™t

just lose it, Mom. Iย swearย I didnโ€™t!โ€

โ€œItโ€™s all right.โ€ To prove it, Mina wrapped an arm around her. โ€œCan I look inside the purse?โ€

Dory rolled her eyes, but got up to get the little bag from a table, handed it to Eve.

Inside Eve found tissues, a key swipe, a bright red wallet, gum, and no โ€™link.

โ€œWhat does it look like, your โ€™link?โ€

โ€œLike a โ€™link,โ€ she said, then shrank from her motherโ€™s long, hard stare. โ€œSorry. Itโ€™s the Zipcom from two years ago. It was my brotherโ€™s, and I canโ€™t get the new one until I prove Iโ€™m not careless. But I wasnโ€™t, andโ€”โ€

โ€œWe bought a safety case, because she can be,โ€ Mina interrupted. โ€œMets colors, Mets logo.โ€

Eve nodded. โ€œYou a Mets fan?โ€ โ€œCheck it!โ€

โ€œMe, too. She wasnโ€™t careless,โ€ Eve said as she straightened. โ€œYes, I understand that. Itโ€™s not your fault, baby.โ€

โ€œI need the numbers for both โ€™links,โ€ Eve said.

โ€œBut whyโ€ฆโ€ Dory trailed off, glanced at her older brother, who sat, eyes grim, mouth set. Then around the room. โ€œSomebody took my โ€™link, and used it to hurt my dad. Iโ€™m not stupid! Whyโ€™s she going to care about my โ€™link unlessโ€ฆโ€

After wiggling out from her motherโ€™s arm, she stood, fire in her eyes as she looked at Eve. โ€œI hope when you find them, you hurt them.โ€

โ€œDory.โ€ Then Mina sighed. โ€œSo do I.โ€

Hard to blame them, Eve thought as she left them. Roarke joined them at the elevators.

โ€œIโ€™ve got a couple โ€™link codes,โ€ she told him. โ€œYou could try to track. If theyโ€™re smart, they ditched or destroyed them. Even if they kept themโ€” trophies, resaleโ€”they probably shut them down, took the thing out of them.โ€

โ€œYes, of course, the thing. And why am I tracking these โ€™links?โ€

โ€œOneโ€™s the vicโ€™s, the otherโ€™s his kidโ€™s. They used that, sent a bogus text from her to get him upstairs. Anything from Feeney?โ€

โ€œAs you already suspected, nothing fits, not as neatly as Noy.โ€

โ€œHad to be. Peabody, contact the daughter, the widow. I want them in formal interview, asap. They know something. They may not know they know it, but they do.โ€

She took her first truly clear breath when she stepped outside. She preferred the summer steam bath to hospital air.

โ€œIโ€™ll remote the car. Itโ€™s a bit of a hike.โ€

Eve shook her head at Roarke. โ€œWalkingโ€™s good. Need to think.โ€ โ€œStraight to v-mail on the daughter,โ€ Peabody announced. โ€œLeft a

message. Trying her motherโ€™s now. Same thing.โ€

โ€œTry the new husband. Knew how to get to the kidโ€™s โ€™link, knew just the tone to use to get the father upstairs. Knew the kid was in the basement. Still risky. Damn stupid risky.โ€

โ€œV-mail, Dallas.โ€

โ€œNone of them answering their โ€™links. Son of a bitch.โ€ She yanked out her own. โ€œWebster, Iโ€™m sending you three ID shots. I want to know if you saw any of them at the memorial, at the house.โ€

She scowled as Roarke steered her to the left. โ€œA couple hours after Ben Greenleaf gets strung up, none of them answer their โ€™links?โ€

โ€œI can track those โ€™links as well,โ€ Roarke told her.

โ€œThatโ€™s a negative, Dallas. Same from Darcia,โ€ Webster responded. โ€œAnd I showed them to Carlie, Jed, Shawn. Lukeโ€™s with Ben, with his mom, but if none of us saw themโ€”โ€

โ€œOkay. Dallas, out. Track โ€™em,โ€ she said to Roarke. He unlocked her DLE. โ€œTake the wheel. First code?โ€

When sheโ€™d given it, plugged in Taylor Noyโ€™s address, Roarke settled back.

โ€œWell now, that was absurdly simple. People really should shield their devices better than they often do. Sheโ€™s in Vegas.โ€

โ€œWhat the hell is she doing in Vegas? Thereโ€™s no indication of gambling in her data.โ€

She reeled off her motherโ€™s code.

โ€œAnd so is her motherโ€”same precise location, which is โ€ฆ Ah, the Get Hitched wedding venue.โ€

โ€œFor fuckโ€™s sake.โ€ She gave him the last number.

โ€œAnd the stepfather is also in attendance. Or his โ€™link is.โ€

โ€œMaybe Taylor Noy decided to elope to Vegas,โ€ Peabody suggested.

Or โ€ฆ heโ€™s got a daughter. I remember heโ€™s got a daughter.โ€ โ€œCheck it.โ€

โ€œIโ€”Oh, you mean check it out, not like check it. Give me a second. Here she is, Sasha, age thirty-three, cohab Milli Yarsborough, age thirty-sixโ€” together five years. Iโ€™ll get their contacts.โ€

โ€œNo need,โ€ Roarke said as he worked. โ€œAccording to the Get Hitched registry, Sasha and Milli should be getting hitched right about now. Thatโ€™s romance.โ€

โ€œFuck, fuck, fuck! Peabody, leave another message, add the stepfather and the frigging newlyweds into it. Contact Dallas, asap. Just to round it off, Roarke, check on their travel. Letโ€™s find out when they left for Vegas.โ€

โ€œAlready on that, Lieutenant. They left, all five of them, on a private shuttle, from Long Island direct to Vegas. Wheels up at noon. Ah, I see they checked into one of my hotels, and the father put the honeymoon suite for the happy couple on his card. Another suiteโ€”two bedroomsโ€”also on his card. Since itโ€™s my place, itโ€™s simple for me to verify.โ€

โ€œNo need. Theyโ€™re connectedโ€”somehowโ€”but not suspects. I need to talk to them. Need to dig into it. Peabody, Iโ€™m dropping you at home. Go over the Noy dataโ€”every inch. Iโ€™m going to do the same. Two pair of eyes on it.โ€

โ€œMake it Central. I can pick up my painting, grab McNab. Weโ€™ll have three pairs of eyes on it.โ€

Roarke shifted to look back at Peabody. โ€œYou bought some art?โ€

โ€œThe first of the street art for our collection. Remember how we talked about doing a sort of gallery?โ€

To save her sanity, Eve tuned them out.

When she dropped off Peabody, she sat a moment longer. โ€œI want to go by, hit Arnez and Robards with Ben Greenleaf, gauge their reaction. But if Iโ€™m right, theyโ€™d be prepared for that.โ€

โ€œPrepared to hear heโ€™s dead, not alive and on the way to recovery.โ€

โ€œYeah, so why not let them believe what theyโ€™re prepared for? Let them think they won, let them lie low. If theyโ€™re part of it.โ€

โ€œDo you think theyโ€”or alternately someone elseโ€”would try again?โ€ โ€œIโ€™m not taking chances.โ€ She stifled the need to get in Arnezโ€™s face, and

headed for home. โ€œIโ€™ve got guards on Ben, a unit on the sisterโ€™s house, the brotherโ€™s place, and will add one on the motherโ€™s apartment when she goes home if I havenโ€™t closed this.โ€

โ€œYou think you willโ€”I can see that. You think youโ€™ll close it before she goes back to her apartment.โ€

โ€œIโ€™m going to shake loose whatever Noyโ€™s daughter and widow know that they donโ€™t know they know.โ€

She slapped a hand on the wheel.

โ€œBecause they fucking do. The connectionโ€™s there. Somethingโ€™s there, you keep looking until you find it.โ€

โ€œUntil that happy event, why donโ€™t I look over the Noy file as well? Four pairs of eyes on it.โ€

She thought it over as she pushed and shoved her way through the snarling traffic that signaled the end of a standard day shift.

โ€œLetโ€™s try this. You take the widow, Peabody takes the daughter. If McNabโ€™s in it, he takes the stepfather. Iโ€™ll take the dead son. Thatโ€™s in addition to pushing on Noy. When weโ€™ve dug down as far as it goes, we shift to the cops who went down with him, split them up.โ€

โ€œEfficient time management.โ€

โ€œMaybe. More efficient would be to talk to the widow and the daughter.

Now.โ€

She used her wrist unit to update Peabody on the strategy.

At yet another snarl, Eve tapped her fingers on the wheel. Tried to will away the tension at the back of her neck.

No luck there.

โ€œWhy havenโ€™t you come up with something that just poofs us from here to there?โ€

โ€œPoofs?โ€

โ€œYou know, like weโ€™re here. We want to be there. We push a button or something, and weโ€™re there.โ€

Intrigued, Roarke shifted toward her. โ€œJust us, or the entire car along with us?โ€

โ€œYou canโ€™t just leave a vehicle in the middle of the street. Come on.โ€ โ€œWhat was I thinking? So we, humans, animateโ€”flesh, blood, water,

bone, chemicals, organsโ€”transport through time and space from one location to another, along with a vehicle, inanimate, and which consists of entirely different materials.โ€

โ€œYeah, that.โ€

He tapped a finger on her shoulder. โ€œYou, Lieutenant, would never push the button.โ€

Since she wasnโ€™t going anywhere, she gave him a long look. โ€œWhy wouldnโ€™t I? I could be home right now, at my command center.โ€

โ€œIn your car?โ€

โ€œNo. You poof the car into the garage.โ€

โ€œI see. Bloody clever of me. You still wouldnโ€™t push the button.โ€ She sneered at the traffic. โ€œRight now I would.โ€

โ€œYou wouldnโ€™t, darling Eve, because youโ€™d start thinking of the what-ifs. What if, along this strange, poofing journey, your organs, bones, what have you, mixed with mine? You could end up with three arms, or my rib cage.โ€

โ€œOr your dick.โ€

โ€œIโ€™d certainly miss it. Or this malfunctionโ€”they do happenโ€”caused your molecules to merge with the carโ€™s. Now youโ€™ve got tires for legs, perhaps a steering wheel for an ass. Or the program missed your feet. Now youโ€™re sitting at the command center footless, and your feet are stuck on Sixth Avenue.โ€

โ€œNow Iโ€™m going to have nightmares.โ€ โ€œYou did ask.โ€

โ€œYeah, I asked. They do it on those vids you like. The space vids. Theyโ€™re always poofing from the starship to the planet, wherever. And the wherever up out there most always has breathable air, and temps that donโ€™t fry your eyes in their sockets. Which makes no sense. Still, they poof.โ€

โ€œBeam,โ€ he corrected, โ€œnot poof, beam. Itโ€™s why itโ€™s called science fiction, darling. But since youโ€™re interested, Iโ€™ll look into it.โ€

โ€œReally?โ€

He smiled at her. โ€œThe concept is something science has toyed with for generations. But those what-ifs are profound.โ€

She spotted a gap in the snarl and zipped into it, through it.

โ€œIโ€™ve got one. What if youโ€™re poofing and somebody else is poofing in the same direction at the same time, and you collide?โ€

She slapped her hands together.

โ€œNow youโ€™re stuck together with a complete stranger.

โ€œI wouldnโ€™t push the button,โ€ she decided. โ€œBut that doesnโ€™t mean trafficโ€™s not a bitch from hell.โ€

โ€œYet itโ€™s given us time to have this fascinating conversation.โ€

โ€œAlways an upside.โ€ She glanced at him again. โ€œWould you push the button?โ€

โ€œI rarely find myself in that much of a hurry, and find myself fond of my molecules just as and where they are.โ€

โ€œAnd because you could lose your dick.โ€ โ€œThat would top the list of my concerns.โ€ She finally reached the gates.

โ€œSince the human bodyโ€™s made up of blood, bone, and all that, how come when they poofโ€”beamโ€”their clothes, which arenโ€™t, poof with them? Why arenโ€™t they naked when they get there?โ€

โ€œItโ€™s a mystery,โ€ Roarke concluded. โ€œBut now, the next time we watch one of theย Star Trekย oeuvre, Iโ€™m going to imagine them all naked.โ€

โ€œBet thereโ€™s a porn vid that already does that.โ€ Now he laughed. โ€œIโ€™ll look into that as well.โ€

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