โAllie, where do I even start? Bottom line: youโre incredible. From the day we met, I knew we were meant to beโฆ Okay, well, no, you had a
boyfriend when we met and I was a manwhore. But. From the day that we hooked upโshit, no, it was a one-night stand, and you were ashamed and didnโt speak to me for days afterโฆโ
I take a breath and regroup.
โFrom the day that you took me back after we broke up because I was an asshole and got high and missed your play.โ
Nope. Also terrible. I try again.
โAllie. I donโt even know where to start.โ
โClearly,โ comes Garrettโs dry voice. โBy the way, the answer is no. Go ahead and close that box.โ
I stare at the open jewelry box in my hand, all plush blue velvet and glittering diamond, trying to tamp down my frustration. Iโm still kneeling in front of Garrett, former college roommate and best friend for life, in the living room of his expensive Boston brownstone, while our other best friend watches with amusement from the couch.
โI didnโt mind it,โ Logan says frankly. โIt adds sincerity most proposals are lacking.โ
โIt was awful,โ Garrett corrects. โAnd I will not be marrying you, Dean Heyward-Di Laurentis. Sorry to break it to you. Now do it again.โ
โFine.โ Normally I wouldnโt let G boss me around like this, but Iโm a man on an important mission. You canโt go into something like this blind.
So, once again, I get in position. One knee. Velvet box in hand. This is my third proposal attempt, because as it turns out, Garrett Graham is goddamn hard to please. I wonder if Hannah has this much trouble satisfying him.
โAllie,โ I start.
โLook into my eyes,โ he orders.
I clench my teeth and look into his gray eyes. โStop squinting.โ
I open my eyes wide.
Logan snickers. โDude, you look like youโre possessed.
You need to blink.โ I blink.
โAllie, youโre the greatest thing thatโs ever happened to me,โ I begin, keeping my gaze trained on Garrett.
โAinโt that the truth,โ Logan remarks.
I swivel my head toward him. โNo commentary, asshole.
You guys are supposed to be offering feedback.โ
โI am. Iโm offering feedback that sheโs the best thing thatโs ever happened to your sorry ass. Without that woman, youโd still be screwing your way through life, arguing cases in a courtroom and making an obscene amount of money, driving a Lambo or some other obnoxious sports car andโyou know what? That doesnโt sound so bad. Maybe you donโt need to marry her.โ
Garrett snorts out a laugh.
I just sigh. These two idiots, along with our friend Tucker, whose wedding Iโm in town for, are closer to me than my own brother. Which says a lot, because my brother,
Nick, and I are pretty damn close. But theyโre right. Without Allie, I donโt know what my life would look like right now. Before her, I was on track to follow in my parentsโ footsteps and attend Harvard Law, which I didnโt want to do. I also didnโt do girlfriends. The one I had in high school tried to kill herself after I broke up with her, andโnot gonna lieโthat scarred me.
But then a one-night stand changed my entire life. Allie Hayes is it for me. Weโve been together almost four years now, and thereโs no doubt in my mind sheโs the one Iโm going to marry, have kids with, grow old with. I was never in a rush to propose before, but lately Iโve been feeling this urge to start moving things along. To know weโre moving forward in our relationship. And, yeah, now that Tucker and Sabrina are finally tying the knot and weโre all in Boston to celebrate with them, I guess I have wedding fever. I didnโt know that happened to dudes, but there you go. Somehow, I found myself picking out a ring at Tiffany & Co. yesterday morning, and I havenโt looked back since.
โOkay. Allie,โ I try again, looking into the expectant eyes of a grown man. โI love you. I love everything about you. I love your sense of humor. I love how melodramatic you are
โโ
โVeto,โ Garrett interrupts. โYou canโt insult her in the proposal.โ
โBut itโs a compliment,โ I protest. โI love the drama.โ โYeah, but women donโt want to hear theyโre drama.โ โHeโs right,โ Logan chimes in. โI told Grace she was
being dramatic when we got stranded on New Yearโs and she lost it.โ He pauses. โWell, technically she lost it because I wouldnโt eat her ass.โ
โIโm sorryโwhat?โ Garrett asks politely.
โNot what it sounds like.โ He chuckles. โShe wanted me to promise that if one of us died in the blizzard, we would eat the other one.โ
G nods. โOh. Like that movie.โ
Loganโs face goes blank.
โYou know the one. About a football team or something that crashed in the mountains and cannibalized each other to survive? Itโs heartwarming.โ
โSounds like it,โ I say dryly.
โYeah, exactly like that, then,โ Logan tells G. โBut I wouldnโt make the promise, and she got pissed. Luckily that didnโt stop her fromโโ He stops abruptly.
โFrom what?โ I prompt.
Logan runs a hand over his buzzed hair. For a second I get the sense heโs nervous. Dodging. But then a wolfish grin curves his lips. โFrom spending all of New Yearโs Day in bed with me. Anyway. Trust me, girls donโt want to be called drama-llama.โ
I mull over Graceโs hypothetical for a second. โWould you eatย meย if I died first?โ I ask him.
โOh, for sure. You too, G.โ
Garrett sounds intrigued. โYouโd eat us for sustenance, but you wouldnโt eat your girlfriend?โ
โI couldnโt. Itโd feel completely wrong. The idea of cutting into her perfect fleshโฆโ He shudders. โNope, canโt do it. Iโd rather die. Also, if sheโs dying, Iโm dying right along with her. I canโt live without her.โ
โThere,โ Garrett says, jabbing a finger in the air at me. โThatโs what you say.โ
โThat I wonโt be able to cut into her perfect flesh and eat it?โ
โNo, that you canโt live without her. Life isnโt worth living if sheโs not with you, blah blah blah.โ
Finally, some direction. โGot it,โ I say. โHere. Let me try again.โ
This time, I lead with the whole canโt-live-without-you pitch, while Garrett clasps his hands over his heart, nodding along. Encouraged by his response, I hurry on.
โThereโs nobody else I want to be with. Nobody else I want to fuck. I love every inch of your body, and I canโt wait
to spend the rest of our lives seeing you nakedโโ
โNo! Youโve gone off the rails,โ Garrett chides. โThatโs way too sexy. Sexiness plays no role in a proposal.โ
โI disagree,โ Logan pipes up. โI say go even sexier.โ โDonโt listen to him.โ
โMore sexy,โ Logan argues. โLess,โ Garrett shoots back.
My gaze ping-pongs between the two of them, my temples beginning to throb. This is impossible. I donโt know how Iโm ever going to get through this proposal. Iโm not good with romantic words. Iโm good with dirty, telling her I want to screw her brains out. Iโm good at telling Allie I love her, because I do. I love her with all my heart. Why does a proposal need to involve a whole damn speech?
โYou know what, try it on me,โ Logan suggests. โG is clearly not a good proposal receiver.โ
โOh, fuck off, Iโm a great proposal receiver. Itโs just that the proposal sucks. Iโm not going to say yes to something that doesnโt wow me.โ
โGo wow yourself,โ I grumble, flipping up my middle finger.
Garrett beams at me. โI do. Every day when I look in the mirror.โ
Asshole. Heโs incorrigible. Although, his massive ego isnโt entirely unwarranted. Thereโs a reason he was the big man on campus at Briar for four years.ย Theย Garrett Graham, constantly swarmed by thirsty girls. Granted, I scored way more often than him, mostly because Garrett was always too busy with hockey and made that clear to any chick who tried getting serious with him. He hooked up, but not nearly as much as me or Logan. But hey, it worked out for him. His dedication to hockey got him signed by the Bruins, and now heโs one of the highest paid hockey players in the league and has a girlfriend he adores. Whatโs wild to me is the fact that G and Logan are teammates again. They played in college together for four
years, then went their separate ways for two, only for Logan to wind up playing in Bostonโon the same line as Garrett. Talk about serendipity. I think. I always use that word incorrectly.
โAs the only one here whoโs successfully written poetry for a woman, I think Iโm best equipped to evaluate a proposal,โ Logan is saying, jarring me from my thoughts.
Garrett rolls his eyes. โOkay there, Shakespeare.โ โHe has a point,โ I tell G.
โSee?โ Logan crooks a beckoning finger at me. โCโmere, big boy.โ
I snicker as I lumber over to him. He sits up, long legs dangling over the side of the couch. Heโs wearing jeans and a long-sleeve black shirt, and when he leans forward, I catch a whiff of him and nod in approval.
โDamn, you smell good, dude. What are you wearing?โ โI ran out of body wash so Iโm using Graceโs,โ he
answers with a grin. โItโs fucking delicious, right?โ
โOh yeah. I can see why Garrett sneaks into your hotel rooms for all those secret man-on-man bone-zone sessions.โ
โJealous?โ Garrett smirks.
Grinning, I get in position, popping the box open for the millionth time.
The diamond gleams in the light fixture above our heads, causing Logan to gawk at me. โJesus, that thing is so shiny, itโs gonna burn a hole in my retina. It didnโt shine this bright when I was across the room.โ
I nod smugly. โI know how to pick โem.โ
โThat thingโs a monster. You sure Allieโs hand is even strong enough to support the weight of it?โ
โTrust me, weโve talked about engagement rings before.
She likes โem big.โ I wink. โBig rings too.โ
Garrett snorts. He wanders over and settles on his leather recliner. โOkay, seriously, dude. You gotta make this one good.โ
I resist the urge to crack my knuckles the way I used to before a big game. All right. I got this.
โAllie,โ I say to Logan. โI love you so much. You changed my entire life when you decided to bless me with your love. You make my world better.โ
โSexier,โ Logan murmurs.
โEvery time Iโm with you, my heart feels like itโs going to explode.โ I pause. โAnd so does my dick.โ
From the corner of my eye, I see Garrett shake with laughter.
Logan, however, nods his approval. Our gazes are locked in disturbingly intimate eye contact.
โYouโre the only one for me, baby.โ โMore physical contact,โ he urges.
I donโt know if heโs messing with me or not. I decide that he is, so I play along.
โYou have no idea how stunning you are.โ I lean forward, still holding the ring box in one hand. I place my other hand flat on his muscular thigh.
Logan narrows his eyes.
You wanted it, I think, battling a grin.
โEvery time I look at you, I canโt even fathom that youโre mine. Your beauty is otherworldly. It makes me want to rip your clothes off. You make me so hard.โ My hand skims up his chest toward his collarbone. Iโm desperately trying not to laugh as I cup his stubble-covered cheek. โBaby. Will you marry me?โ
Thereโs a brief silence.
Then Loganโs mouth falls open. He turns to Garrett, wide-eyed. Then back at me.
โChills,โ he breathes. โGenuine chills, man. Look.โ He rolls up his shirt sleeve to show me his arm. โThatโs the one.โ
โThat is not the one!โ Garrett growls from the recliner. โDonโt you fucking say any of that or youโre going to lose the girl.โ
I hop to my feet, because this entire exercise was completely useless. โI think weโre done here,โ I announce. โYou two are truly, and utterly, the worst.โ
โOr are we the best?โ Logan counters.
I roll my eyes. โIโm grabbing a beer, you want one?โ I ask them.
When they nod, I pop into Garrettโs spacious kitchen and head for the stainless steel refrigerator.
โWhen are you going to do it?โ Logan calls from the other room.
I stick my head in the fridge, searching. I grab three bottles. โI donโt know. Iโm waiting for the perfect time,โ I admit as I walk back to the living room. โI was thinking maybe at the wedding?โ
Two pairs of eyes stare at me in disbelief.
โThe wedding?โ Garrett echoes. โAre you nuts? Tucker will rip your balls off.โ
โYou canโt ask someone to marry you at somebody elseโs wedding,โ Logan balks.
โBut isnโt it romantic?โ I ask blankly. Their response is ba๏ฌing. โTheyโre swearing their undying love, Iโm swearing my undying love. So much undying love in the air. What do you assholes have against undying love?โ
โDude, trust us,โ Logan says. โYou donโt want to do this.โ
I still donโt see the big deal.
โAll right. Chill. Iโll come up with something else.โ
โYou better.โ Garrett shudders. โThatโs almost as egregious as Logan wanting to give them Alexander as a wedding gift.โ
I gape at Logan. โAre you insane? You canโt curse their wedding with that demon doll.โ
โOh, but you can ruin it by stealing their thunder?โ he retorts.
โFor fuckโs sake, I told you Iโm not going to do it,โ I grumble, sitting on the other end of the sectional.
As I take a long sip of beer, it suddenly occurs to me how monumental this weekend is.
โI canโt believe our boyโs getting married,โ I say in amazement.
โI can.โ Garrett grins. โI mean, he already has a kid.โ
Good point. And not only does Tucker have a kid, but sheโs turning three soon. The thought of my little niece Jamie melts my heart. Tuck and I might not be related by blood, but heโs family, and I love his daughter to pieces. Hell, these days I even love Sabrina, who I thought was an uptight bitch in college. But we squashed our beef a long time ago, and I canโt deny sheโs been good for Tucker. And a great mom.
โTrue. But sometimes it feels like weโre too young to be doing the whole marriage thing,โ I answer.
โSays the guy whoโs about to propose to his girlfriend.โ Garrett laughs.
โWeโre twenty-five,โ Logan objects. โThatโs not too young, is it? I mean, shit, sometimes Iโm so beaten up and bruised after a game, I feel ancient.โ
I nod solemnly. โYouโre an old man. Soon youโll have to retire.โ
โFuck that, Iโm playing well into my thirties.โ โLate thirties,โ Garrett says.
โForties,โ Logan says.
Iโm about to ask Garrett how long his dad played before he retired but stop myself at the last second. Bringing up Phil Graham is bound to kill the lighthearted mood. The moment Garrett graduated college and was out from under his dadโs financial thumb, he basically disowned the man whoโd abused him growing up. He doesnโt even refer to him as โmy fatherโ or โDadโ anymore; the rare times Garrett brings him up, he calls him โPhil.โ
Unfortunately, G canโt be rid of him entirely because Phil Graham is still a legend in the hockey world. But Iโm pretty sure Phil played till he was forty-two, which is impressive.
โOh, thanks for helping with Tuckโs surprise, by the way.โ I rest the beer bottle on my knee. โI canโt believe it all worked out.โ
โTuckโs going to freak,โ Garrett says.
โSeriously,โ Logan tells me. โI hate giving your ego any more fuel, but I think this was the best idea youโve ever had.โ
โI know, right? Itโs a good one.โ
Ah, I canโt wait to see Tuckerโs face tomorrow night.
And I canโt wait for Allie to get here already.
Let wedding weekend commence.