A weekend thing that weird people do
OCTOBER
It didnโt even occur to me that I might have to miss the dance
competition.
Thatโs right.
NUABC is scheduled in the middle of my hockey season.
Luckilyโand Iโm talking damn lucky here because Dixon wouldโve straight-up murdered meโIย thinkย I can make it. The competition is in Boston and wraps up late afternoon, and the team happens to be facing Boston College that evening, so the timing lines up. Only problem is, I wonโt be able to ride the team bus, and Iโll also have to go play a highly physical game of hockey immediately after an entire afternoon of ballroom dancing. I donโt know if Coach Jensen is going to be cool with that.
But weโre about to find out.
I rap my fingers against his open office door. โHey, Coach. I need to talk to you about something.โ
His eyes darken with suspicion.
โWhy are you looking at me like that?โ
โBecause anytime one of you dumbasses comes to talk to me about something, itโs something that fucking annoys me.โ He waves me in. โWhatโs this about?โ
I stand in front of his desk, awkwardly sliding my hands in my pockets. โUm.โ
โSpit it out, Lindley.โ
โSo thereโs this dance competition,โ I start.
โFuckโs sake.โ He puts down his pen. โSee? What did I tell you?โ โOkay, I know that soundsโฆโ
โStupid?โ he supplies.
I choose to ignore his close-minded criticism toward my dance ambitions. โMy girlfriend and I have been rehearsing all summer for this, but it only occurred to me yesterday, when we were finalizing some details, that I never asked when it was.โ
He stares at me. โYou never asked when it was,โ he echoes.
โI knew it was October, but I never asked for the actual date.โ I hang my head in shame.
Coach Jensen sighs.
โI donโt know why, but for some reason I just assumed it would be on a weeknight.โ
โWhy would a dance competition be held on a weeknight? Seems like a weekend thing that weird people do.โ
โHey, Iโm doing it and Iโm not weird.โ He stares at me again.
โAnyway.โ I gulp. โItโs this Saturday. And like I said, weโve been training hard for this. We sent our audition tape at the end of August. Weโre ready to go.โ
โLindley. Youโre a hockey player. I donโt care what kind of dancing you want to do in your spare time. But you play for the Briar University menโs ice hockey teamโโhe enunciates slowly, as if heโs trying to teach the ABCs to a toddlerโโand therefore, you will be at the game.โ
โOh, no,โ I reassure him. โI think I can be at the game.โ โYou think?โ
โNo, Iย knowย I can be at the game.โ God, I fucking hope I can be at the game. โI just wonโt be on the bus. Our first event is at noon, and then the American Smooth Duo is at four, so I doubt Iโll make it back to campus by six to board the bus. But!โ I flash him a beaming smile. โIโll already be in Boston, so all I have to do isโโ
โDance your way to the rink?โ he finishes politely.
I glare at him. โYou know, you could be more supportive. Itโs bad enough that everyone else makes fun of me. But guys on this team view you as a father figure. You should be supporting their dancing careers, not spitting on them.โ
โAs much as I love the sarcasmโโ A muscle ticks in his jaw. โYou donโt fuck around with my hockey schedule. And what happens if you get injured while youโre off doing the mambo?โ
โWeโre not dancing the mambo. Weโre doing the tango, the waltz, andโ you know what? Forget it. Doesnโt matter. But I promise you, weโve nailed down our routines. Weโre good. No risk of injury.โ
He cocks a brow. โWhyย are you doing this?โ Thatโs a very good question.
Originally, I agreed to partner up with Diana to make Lynsey jealous, but I canโt remember the last time I thought about my ex. Iโve been absorbed with hockey and Diana and school. These days, when Diana and I schedule a dance rehearsal, the only thing Iโm thinking about is how much fun weโre going to have.
โIโm doing this because I enjoy it.โ I chew on my lower lip. โAnd because I know how much she loves it.โ
Coach leans back in his chair, studying me with those shrewd eyes. โLook,โ he finally says. โI might come off as a hard-ass sometimes.โ
โSometimes?โ
He ignores that. โBut thereโs nothing I respect more than a man who values his woman.โ
โAww. Coach. Youโre adorable.โ
โShut the fuck up.โ He jabs his finger in the air. โAnyway, thatโs what Iโve learned after two decades of marriage. Value your woman. Respect her.
Show interest in her interests. And hopefully she does the same for you.โ โShe does.โ
He nods, pursing his lips for a moment. โWe need to be at the rink at six thirty. Warm-up skate is at seven. Can you be there?โ
โAbsolutely. The winners are being announced at five thirty. And I checked the directions from the hotel to the arena. I can make it to the rink by six thirty with time to spare.โ
โTime to spare, huh?โ
โYes.โ I get a wary feeling. โWhat is it?โ
He tips his head, pensive. โJust remembering a conversation I had the other day with my little granddaughter. Morgan. She asked me if I take my guys on field trips.โ
โNo,โ I say with dread.
โAnd I said, why would I take them on field trips? Theyโre grown men, and theyโre hockey players. They donโt need to go to the fucking zoo. Well, I didnโt sayย fuck. But I was thinking it,โ he grumbles. His expression takes on a gleam that I really, really donโt like. โBut talking to you, Lindley, has opened my eyes. Made me reconsider my entire stance on field trips.โ
โNo,โ I repeat, the dread twisting into horror.
In a rare occurrence, much like a total solar eclipse, Coach Jensen smiles at me.