I GO SNOMBOARDING MITH A PIG
Weโd arrived on the outskirts of a little ski town nestled in the mountains. The sign saidย WELCOME TO CLOUDCROFT, NEW MEXICO. The air was cold and thin. The roofs of the cabins were heaped with snow, and dirty mounds of it were piled up on the sides of the streets. Tall pine trees loomed over the valley, casting pitch-black shadows, though the morning was sunny.
Even with my lion-skin coat, I was freezing by the time we got to Main Street, which was about half a mile from the train tracks. As we walked, I told Grover about my conversation with Apollo the night before
โhow heโd told me to seek out Nereus in San Francisco.
Grover looked uneasy. โThatโs good, I guess. But weโve got to get there first.โ
I tried not to get too depressed about our chances. I didnโt want to send Grover into a panic, but I knew we had another huge deadline looming, aside from saving Artemis in time for her council of the gods. The General had said Annabeth would only be kept alive until the winter solstice. That was Friday, only four days away. And heโd said something about a sacrifice. I didnโt like the sound of that at all.
We stopped in the middle of town. You could pretty much see everything from there: a school, a bunch of tourist stores and cafes, some ski cabins, and a grocery store.
โGreat,โ Thalia said, looking around. โNo bus station. No taxis. No car rental. No way out.โ
โThereโs a coffee shop!โ said Grover. โYes,โ Zoรซ said. โCoffee is good.โ
โAnd pastries,โ Grover said dreamily. โAnd wax paper.โ
Thalia sighed. โFine. How about you two go get us some food. Percy, Bianca, and I will check in the grocery store. Maybe they can give us directions.โ
We agreed to meet back in front of the grocery store in fifteen minutes. Bianca looked a little uncomfortable coming with us, but she did.
Inside the store, we found out a few valuable things about Cloudcroft: there wasnโt enough snow for skiing, the grocery store sold rubber rats for a dollar each, and there was no easy way in or out of town unless you had your own car.
โYou could call for a taxi from Alamogordo,โ the clerk said doubtfully. โThatโs down at the bottom of the mountains, but it would take at least an hour to get here. Cost several hundred dollars.โ
The clerk looked so lonely, I bought a rubber rat. Then we headed back outside and stood on the porch.
โWonderful,โ Thalia grumped. โIโm going to walk down the street, see if anybody in the other shops has a suggestion.โ
โBut the clerk saidโโ
โI know,โ she told me. โIโm checking anyway.โ
I let her go. I knew how it felt to be restless. All half-bloods had attention deficit problems because of our inborn battlefield reflexes. We couldnโt stand just waiting around. Also, I had a feeling Thalia was still upset over our conversation last night about Luke.
Bianca and I stood together awkwardly. I meanโฆI was never very comfortable talking one-on-one with girls anyway, and Iโd never been alone with Bianca before. I wasnโt sure what to say, especially now that she was a Hunter and everything.
โNice rat,โ she said at last.
I set it on the porch railing. Maybe it would attract more business for the store.
โSoโฆhow do you like being a Hunter so far?โ I asked.
She pursed her lips. โYouโre not still mad at me for joining, are you?โ โNah. Long as, you knowโฆyouโre happy.โ
โIโm not sure โhappyโ is the right word, with Lady Artemis gone. But being a Hunter is definitely cool. I feel calmer somehow. Everything
seems to have slowed down around me. I guess thatโs the immortality.โ
I stared at her, trying to see the difference. She did seem more confident than before, more at peace. She didnโt hide her face under a green cap anymore. She kept her hair tied back, and she looked me right in the eyes when she spoke. With a shiver, I realized that five hundred or a thousand years from now, Bianca di Angelo would look exactly the same as she did today. She might be having a conversation like this with some other half-blood long after I was dead, but Bianca would still look twelve years old.
โNico didnโt understand my decision,โ Bianca murmured. She looked at me like she wanted assurance it was okay.
โHeโll be all right,โ I said. โCamp Half-Blood takes in a lot of young kids. They did that for Annabeth.โ
Bianca nodded. โI hope we find her. Annabeth, I mean. Sheโs lucky to have a friend like you.โ
โLot of good it did her.โ
โDonโt blame yourself, Percy. You risked your life to save my brother and me. I mean, that was seriously brave. If I hadnโt met you, I wouldnโt have felt okay about leaving Nico at the camp. I figured if there were people like you there, Nico would be fine. Youโre a good guy.โ
The compliment took me by surprise. โEven though I knocked you down in capture the flag?โ
She laughed. โOkay. Except for that, youโre a good guy.โ
A couple hundred yards away, Grover and Zoรซ came out of the coffee shop loaded down with pastry bags and drinks. I kind of didnโt want them to come back yet. It was weird, but I realized I liked talking to Bianca. She wasnโt so bad. A lot easier to hang out with than Zoรซ Nightshade, anyway.
โSo whatโs the story with you and Nico?โ I asked her. โWhere did you go to school before Westover?โ
She frowned. โI think it was a boarding school in D.C. It seems like so long ago.โ
โYou never lived with your parents? I mean, your mortal parent?โ โWe were told our parents were dead. There was a bank trust for us.
A lot of money, I think. A lawyer would come by once in a while to check
on us. Then Nico and I had to leave that school.โ โWhy?โ
She knit her eyebrows. โWe had to go somewhere. I remember it was important. We traveled a long way. And we stayed in this hotel for a few weeks. And thenโฆI donโt know. One day a different lawyer came to get us out. He said it was time for us to leave. He drove us back east, through
D.C. Then up into Maine. And we started going to Westover.โ
It was a strange story. Then again, Bianca and Nico were half-bloods.
Nothing would be normal for them.
โSo youโve been raising Nico pretty much all your life?โ I asked. โJust the two of you?โ
She nodded. โThatโs why I wanted to join the Hunters so bad. I mean, I know itโs selfish, but I wanted my own life and friends. I love Nicoโ donโt get me wrongโI just needed to find out what it would be like not to be a big sister twenty-four hours a day.โ
I thought about last summer, the way Iโd felt when I found out I had a Cyclops for a baby brother. I could relate to what Bianca was saying.
โZoรซ seems to trust you,โ I said. โWhat were you guys talking about, anywayโsomething dangerous about the quest?โ
โWhen?โ
โYesterday morning on the pavilion,โ I said, before I could stop myself. โSomething about the General.โ
Her face darkened. โHow did youโฆThe invisibility hat. Were you eavesdropping?โ
โNo! I mean, not really. I justโโ
I was saved from trying to explain when Zoรซ and Grover arrived with the drinks and pastries. Hot chocolate for Bianca and me. Coffee for them. I got a blueberry muffin, and it was so good I could almost ignore the outraged look Bianca was giving me.
โWe should do the tracking spell,โ Zoรซ said. โGrover, do you have any acorns left?โ
โUmm,โ Grover mumbled. He was chewing on a bran muffin, wrapper and all. โI think so. I just need toโโ
He froze.
I was about to ask what was wrong, when a warm breeze rustled past, like a gust of springtime had gotten lost in the middle of winter. Fresh air seasoned with wildflowers and sunshine. And something elseโalmost like a voice, trying to say something. A warning.
Zoรซ gasped. โGrover, thy cup.โ
Grover dropped his coffee cup, which was decorated with pictures of birds. Suddenly the birds peeled off the cup and flew awayโa flock of tiny doves. My rubber rat squeaked. It scampered off the railing and into the treesโ real fur, real whiskers.
Grover collapsed next to his coffee, which steamed against the snow.
We gathered around him and tried to wake him up. He groaned, his eyes fluttering.
โHey!โ Thalia said, running up from the street. โI justโฆWhatโs wrong with Grover?โ
โI donโt know,โ I said. โHe collapsed.โ โUuuuuhhhh,โ Grover groaned.
โWell, get him up!โ Thalia said. She had her spear in her hand. She looked behind her as if she were being followed. โWe have to get out of here.โ
We made it to the edge of the town before the first two skeleton warriors appeared. They stepped from the trees on either side of the road. Instead of gray camouflage, they were now wearing blue New Mexico State Police uniforms, but they had the same transparent gray skin and yellow eyes.
They drew their handguns. Iโll admit I used to think it would be kind of cool to learn how to shoot a gun, but I changed my mind as soon as the skeleton warriors pointed theirs at me.
Thalia tapped her bracelet. Aegis spiraled to life on her arm, but the warriors didnโt flinch. Their glowing yellow eyes bored right into me.
I drew Riptide, though I wasnโt sure what good it would do against guns.
Zoรซ and Bianca drew their bows, but Bianca was having trouble because Grover kept swooning and leaning against her.
โBack up,โ Thalia said.
We started toโbut then I heard a rustling of branches. Two more skeletons appeared on the road behind us. We were surrounded.
I wondered where the other skeletons were. Iโd seen a dozen at the Smithsonian. Then one of the warriors raised a cell phone to his mouth and spoke into it.
Except he wasnโt speaking. He made a clattering, clicking sound, like dry teeth on bone. Suddenly I understood what was going on. The skeletons had split up to look for us. These skeletons were now calling their brethren. Soon weโd have a full party on our hands.
โItโs near,โ Grover moaned. โItโs here,โ I said.
โNo,โ he insisted. โThe gift. The gift from the Wild.โ
I didnโt know what he was talking about, but I was worried about his condition. He was in no shape to walk, much less fight.
โWeโll have to go one-on-one,โ Thalia said. โFour of them. Four of us. Maybe theyโll ignore Grover that way.โ
โAgreed,โ said Zoรซ.
โThe Wild!โ Grover moaned.
A warm wind blew through the canyon, rustling the trees, but I kept my eyes on the skeletons. I remembered the General gloating over Annabethโs fate. I remembered the way Luke had betrayed her.
And I charged.
The first skeleton fired. Time slowed down. I wonโt say I could see the bullet, but I could feel its path, the same way I felt water currents in the ocean. I deflected it off the edge of my blade and kept charging.
The skeleton drew a baton and I sliced off his arms at the elbows.
Then I swung Riptide through his waist and cut him in half.
His bones unknit and clattered to the asphalt in a heap. Almost immediately, they began to move, reassembling themselves. The second skeleton clattered his teeth at me and tried to fire, but I knocked his gun into the snow.
I thought I was doing pretty well, until the other two skeletons shot me in the back.
โPercy!โ Thalia screamed.
I landed facedown in the street. Then I realized somethingโฆI wasnโt dead. The impact of the bullets had been dull, like a push from behind, but they hadnโt hurt me.
The Nemean Lionโs fur! My coat was bulletproof.
Thalia charged the second skeleton. Zoรซ and Bianca started firing arrows at the third and fourth. Grover stood there and held his hands out to the trees, looking like he wanted to hug them.
There was a crashing sound in the forest to our left, like a bulldozer. Maybe the skeletonsโ reinforcements were arriving. I got to my feet and ducked a police baton. The skeleton Iโd cut in half was already fully re- formed, coming after me.
There was no way to stop them. Zoรซ and Bianca fired at their heads point-blank, but the arrows just whistled straight through their empty skulls. One lunged at Bianca, and I thought she was a goner, but she whipped out her hunting knife and stabbed the warrior in the chest. The whole skeleton erupted into flames, leaving a little pile of ashes and a police badge.
โHow did you do that?โ Zoรซ asked.
โI donโt know,โ Bianca said nervously. โLucky stab?โ โWell, do it again!โ
Bianca tried, but the remaining three skeletons were wary of her now.
They pressed us back, keeping us at batonโs length. โPlan?โ I said as we retreated.
Nobody answered. The trees behind the skeletons were shivering.
Branches were cracking.
โA gift,โ Grover muttered.
And then, with a mighty roar, the largest pig Iโd ever seen came crashing into the road. It was a wild boar, thirty feet high, with a snotty pink snout and tusks the size of canoes. Its back bristled with brown hair, and its eyes were wild and angry.
โREEEEEEEEET!โย it squealed, and raked the three skeletons aside with its tusks. The force was so great, they went flying over the trees and
into the side of the mountain, where they smashed to pieces, thigh bones and arm bones twirling everywhere.
Then the pig turned on us.
Thalia raised her spear, but Grover yelled, โDonโt kill it!โ The boar grunted and pawed the ground, ready to charge.
โThatโs the Erymanthian Boar,โ Zoรซ said, trying to stay calm. โI donโt think weย canย kill it.โ
โItโs a gift,โ Grover said. โA blessing from the Wild!โ
The boar saidย โREEEEEET!โย and swung its tusk. Zoรซ and Bianca dived out of the way. I had to push Grover so he wouldnโt get launched into the mountain on the Boar Tusk Express.
โYeah, I feel blessed!โ I said. โScatter!โ
We ran in different directions, and for a moment the boar was confused.
โIt wants to kill us!โ Thalia said.
โOf course,โ Grover said. โItโs wild!โ
โSo how is that a blessing?โ Bianca asked.
It seemed a fair question to me, but the pig was offended and charged her. She was faster than Iโd realized. She rolled out of the way of its hooves and came up behind the beast. It lashed out with its tusks and pulverized theย WELCOME TO CLOUDCROFTย sign.
I racked my brain, trying to remember the myth of the boar. I was pretty sure Hercules had fought this thing once, but I couldnโt remember how heโd beaten it. I had a vague memory of the boar plowing down several Greek cities before Hercules managed to subdue it. I hoped Cloudcroft was insured against giant wild boar attacks.
โKeep moving!โ Zoรซ yelled. She and Bianca ran in opposite directions. Grover danced around the boar, playing his pipes while the boar snorted and tried to gouge him. But Thalia and I won the prize for bad luck. When the boar turned on us, Thalia made the mistake of raising Aegis in defense. The sight of the Medusa head made the boar squeal in outrage. Maybe it looked too much like one of his relatives. The boar charged us.
We only managed to keep ahead of it because we ran uphill, and we could dodge in and out of trees while the boar had to plow through them.
On the other side of the hill, I found an old stretch of train tracks, half buried in the snow.
โThis way!โ I grabbed Thaliaโs arm and we ran along the rails while the boar roared behind us, slipping and sliding as it tried to navigate the steep hillside. Its hooves just were not made for this, thank the gods.
Ahead of us, I saw a covered tunnel. Past that, an old trestle bridge spanning a gorge. I had a crazy idea.
โFollow me!โ
Thalia slowed downโI didnโt have time to ask whyโ but I pulled her along and she reluctantly followed. Behind us, a ten-ton pig tank was knocking down pine trees and crushing boulders under its hooves as it chased us.
Thalia and I ran into the tunnel and came out on the other side. โNo!โ Thalia screamed.
Sheโd turned as white as ice. We were at the edge of the bridge.
Below, the mountain dropped away into a snow-filled gorge about seventy feet below.
The boar was right behind us.
โCome on!โ I said. โItโll hold our weight, probably.โ โI canโt!โ Thalia yelled. Her eyes were wild with fear.
The boar smashed into the covered tunnel, tearing through at full speed.
โNow!โ I yelled at Thalia.
She looked down and swallowed. I swear she was turning green.
I didnโt have time to process why. The boar was charging through the tunnel, straight toward us. Plan B. I tackled Thalia and sent us both sideways off the edge of the bridge, into the side of the mountain. We slid on Aegis like a snowboard, over rocks and mud and snow, racing downhill. The boar was less fortunate; it couldnโt turn that fast, so all ten tons of the monster charged out onto the tiny trestle, which buckled under its weight. The boar free-fell into the gorge with a mighty squeal and landed in a snowdrift with a hugeย POOOOOF!
Thalia and I skidded to a stop. We were both breathing hard. I was cut up and bleeding. Thalia had pine needles in her hair. Next to us, the wild boar was squealing and struggling. All I could see was the bristly tip of its back. It was wedged completely in the snow like Styrofoam packing. It didnโt seem to be hurt, but it wasnโt going anywhere, either.
I looked at Thalia. โYouโre afraid of heights.โ
Now that we were safely down the mountain, her eyes had their usual angry look. โDonโt be stupid.โ
โThat explains why you freaked out on Apolloโs bus. Why you didnโt want to talk about it.โ
She took a deep breath. Then she brushed the pine needles out of her hair. โIf you tell anyone, I swearโโ
โNo, no,โ I said. โThatโs cool. Itโs justโฆthe daughter of Zeus, the Lord of the Sky, afraid of heights?โ
She was about to knock me into the snow when, above us, Groverโs voice called, โHelloooooo?โ
โDown here!โ I shouted.
A few minutes later, Zoรซ, Bianca, and Grover joined us. We stood watching the wild boar struggle in the snow.
โA blessing of the Wild,โ Grover said, though he now looked agitated.
โI agree,โ Zoรซ said. โWe must use it.โ
โHold up,โ Thalia said irritably. She still looked like sheโd just lost a fight with a Christmas tree. โExplain to me why youโre so sure this pig is a blessing.โ
Grover looked over, distracted. โItโs our ride west. Do you have any idea how fast this boar can travel?โ
โFun,โ I said. โLikeโฆpig cowboys.โ
Grover nodded. โWe need to get aboard. I wishโฆI wish I had more time to look around. But itโs gone now.โ
โWhatโs gone?โ
Grover didnโt seem to hear me. He walked over to the boar and jumped onto its back. Already the boar was starting to make some headway through the drift. Once it broke free, thereโd be no stopping it.
Grover took out his pipes. He started playing a snappy tune and tossed an apple in front of the boar. The apple floated and spun right above the boarโs nose, and the boar went nuts, straining to get it.
โAutomatic steering,โ Thalia murmured. โGreat.โ
She trudged over and jumped on behind Grover, which still left plenty of room for the rest of us.
Zoรซ and Bianca walked toward the boar.
โWait a second,โ I said. โDo you two know what Grover is talking aboutโthis wild blessing?โ
โOf course,โ Zoรซ said. โDid you not feel it in the wind? It was so strongโฆI never thought I would sense that presence again.โ
โWhat presence?โ
She stared at me like I was an idiot. โThe Lord of the Wild, of course.
Just for a moment, in the arrival of the boar, I felt the presence of Pan.โ