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Chapter no 22

Funny Story

I BARREL OUTย of the bathroom and smash into Miles, whoโ€™s been waiting in the hallway like a nervous first-time father pacing the hospital floors.

โ€œYouโ€™re still in it,โ€ he says.

โ€œItโ€™s stuck,โ€ I say. โ€œI think I broke the zipper, and the dress is too tight, and I canโ€™t breathe, and itโ€™sย stuck.โ€

โ€œItโ€™s okay.โ€

โ€œOh, is it?โ€ I say. โ€œThen I feel better.โ€

Heโ€™s turning me by the elbow. โ€œIโ€™ll get it. Just try to breathe.โ€ He gathers my hair off my neck so carefully his fingers never brush skin. โ€œCan you hold this out of the way?โ€

I pin my hair against the back of my head, shoulders and arms throbbing as my heart pumps too much blood to my extremities.

Miles pinches the two sides of the fabric and wiggles the zipper until it gives. At midback, it catches. โ€œShit. Hold on.โ€

More pinching, wiggling, straining. I close my eyes and focus on my breath.

The zipper goes up and glides down to the same snag. โ€œTry to stay still,โ€ he says.

โ€œYou keep pulling me off balance,โ€ I say. โ€œDo you have any ChapStick?โ€ he asks.

โ€œCan your mouth moisturization wait a minute?โ€ I cry. โ€œNah, not reallyโ€”itโ€™s for theย zipper, Daphne.โ€

โ€œIn the medicine cabinet,โ€ I tell him. We shuffle together into the cramped bathroom, him holding up the back of my dress as we go. I hand

the tube to him and he does whatever it is he thinks heโ€™s going to do with it, then goes back to wrestling the zipper.

He loses purchase and smacks an elbow into the wall behind me with a grunt of pain. โ€œItโ€™s too cramped in here.โ€

We shuffle-stepย backย into the hall. He tries again, his frustrated huff turning into a laugh.

โ€œWhat?โ€ I ask over my shoulder.

โ€œNow I canโ€™t see anything.โ€ He drags me by the skirt through his bedroom door, bumping the lights on.

โ€œCan you lean over the dresser?โ€ he asks. โ€œSeriously?โ€ I say.

โ€œI need more leverage,โ€ he says, โ€œand every time I pull, you come with me.โ€

Dear god, what did I do to deserve this?

Oh, right. I lied about being in a relationship with this man, then jumped his bones at a lavender farm to upset my ex-fiancรฉ. That couldโ€™ve done it.

I brace my hands against the top of his dresser. He sets one palm to my hip, holding me steady while he pulls again, gets the zipper to move for several blissful millimeters before it catches again, his grip on me tightening.

โ€œDistract me,โ€ I say under my breath.

โ€œI promise weโ€™ll get this off of you,โ€ he says. Wrong kind of distraction.

โ€œIโ€™m feeling unbearably stupid right now, Miles, so youโ€™re going to have to do better than that. Tell me something awful.โ€

He laughs. โ€œOkay. What about this: when Petra and I got your save-the- date in the mail, she told me she didnโ€™t want to get married, and I was like,ย Cool, no worries. Because I thought she meantย in general, not specifically that she didnโ€™t want to marry me.โ€

I drop my face toward the dresser. My pained groan gives way to something more forceful, the emotion shaking through my shoulders.

โ€œShit,โ€ he says. โ€œIโ€™m sorry. Not helpful.โ€ Miles takes hold of both my hips. โ€œHey.โ€

I straighten up, shaking my head as the laughter racks me, tears leaking from my eyes.

โ€œDaphne,โ€ he murmurs behind me, still tender and sweet, pulling me in, my back to his chest, and coiling his arms around my waist.

โ€œMiles,โ€ I finally manage, spinning in his grip. โ€œWhat was the ChapStick for?โ€ Another fit of laughter throttles my voice.

He registers it. His mouth opens and closes. โ€œI thought it might smooth the track.โ€

โ€œYou lubed my zipper,โ€ I say.

โ€œActually,โ€ he says, โ€œI veryย specificallyย asked about ChapStick so that neither of us would have to say that sentence.โ€

My forehead hits his collarbone as the giggles double me over. His hand slides up my back, goose bumps trailing along behind his touch, to rest at the base of my neck. His laugh hums through me too.

โ€œYou were justย readyย for that,โ€ I say. โ€œHow many roommates have you had to do this for?โ€

โ€œDozens.โ€ His arms loosen and he turns me again. โ€œBut youโ€™re the first who had ChapStick.โ€ He pinches the zipper and gives a soft tug.

After all that huffing and struggling and bracing, the zipper glides down to the small of my back, Milesโ€™s knuckles dragging along my skin all the way.

I shiver at the sensation, prickle with full-body awareness of him.

He doesnโ€™t pull away immediately, and I catch my weight shifting back into his touch. His fingers unfurl, his palm flattening against my low back.

The bodice of the dress is gaping loose, gravity pulling the straps down my arms as the weight of the skirt draws everything toward the ground.

I catch the bust against my chest, pinning it to me as I turn toward him. โ€œThanks.โ€

โ€œHere.โ€ He flinches away from me, avoids my eyes as he snatches a loose gray T-shirt from his open top drawer. When he pulls it over my head, his gingersnap smell engulfs me, and he tugs it down over the dress.

When I let go of the bust, the whole lacy concoction pools at my feet. I get my arms through the T-shirt sleeves, and Miles helps me step out of the

skirt, gently untucking my hair from the collar.

His eyes lift back to mine, and the room thrums. โ€œThank you,โ€ I say again, this time a whisper.

โ€œIโ€™m going to need this back,โ€ he teases quietly. โ€œThatโ€™s been my favorite shirt since I was ten.โ€

I register the front of it for the first time: a crackly vinyl cartoon camel smoking a gigantic cigarette. Chortling, I meet his gaze. โ€œThis is your favorite shirt from childhood? A walking nicotine advertisement?โ€

His smile widens. His fingers move absently to my chin, and I feel myself being drawn into him, our stomachs connecting, his heart pattering through me. โ€œItโ€™s aย camel, Daphne,โ€ he says wryly. โ€œInย sunglasses.โ€

โ€œIโ€™ll change immediately,โ€ I say, playing along.

โ€œNo, no,โ€ he says. โ€œKeep it as long as you want. Whatโ€™s mine is yours.โ€

I suppress a grin. โ€œSee, this is why all these locals have added you to their wills.โ€

He frowns. โ€œSometimes you make it sound like Iโ€™m a snake-oil salesman.โ€

I grab his arm. โ€œThatโ€™s not what I mean atย all.โ€ โ€œThen what do you mean,โ€ he asks.

โ€œI mean that youโ€™re nice,โ€ I say. He laughs. โ€œThis again.โ€

โ€œI mean,โ€ I say, more fervently, โ€œyouโ€™re probably the only person Iโ€™ve ever met whoโ€™s genuinely curious about everyone he meets. And makes them feel interesting and welcome, and likeโ€”like they should be confident in what they do. You make them feel like growing corn or making cherry salsa or recommending books is a superpower.โ€

โ€œIf youโ€™re good at those things,โ€ he says, โ€œit is.โ€ โ€œExactly,โ€ I murmur. โ€œThatโ€™s how youย actuallyย feel.โ€

The only other person Iโ€™ve ever known with that particular skill wields it like a shield. Or a tax heโ€™s paying you, a cut of him just big and bright enough to guarantee you wonโ€™t ask for more.

โ€œI just think,โ€ I say to Miles, โ€œyou like people almost as much as they like you. And it makes being around you feel likeโ€”like standing in

sunlight.โ€

His mouth softens. Briefly, he studies the space between our feet. โ€œYou feel like sunlight too.โ€

I snort. โ€œNo, I donโ€™t.โ€

โ€œNo,โ€ he agrees. โ€œYou donโ€™t. Youโ€™re more like Lake Michigan.โ€ โ€œCold and bracing,โ€ I say.

His voice drops: โ€œCool and refreshing.โ€ โ€œShocking and painful,โ€ I say.

โ€œSurprising and exciting,โ€ he counters, now close enough that I smell the postshift glass of red wine on his breath. Close enough that I become the moth to his irresistible glow, trying to resist the pull to move closer.

I tip my head toward the living room, the mess, mine and Juliaโ€™s. I seize the opportunity for a distraction from this heady feeling. โ€œHave you managed to talk to her? About what sheโ€™s really doing here?โ€

He exhales heavily with a half step back. โ€œIโ€™ve tried. Sheโ€™s still pretending thereโ€™s no big reason other than scraping me up off the floor.โ€ He forces a smile that makes my heart feel like itโ€™s folding in half. โ€œYou ready to kick her out?โ€

โ€œI like having her here,โ€ I promise. He nods.

โ€œCan I do anything?โ€ I ask.

Now his smile softens. He touches my chin again. โ€œNah,โ€ he says. โ€œThis is enough.โ€

โ€œIโ€™m not doing anything,โ€ I point out.

The corner of his mouth twitches. โ€œThen why do I feel better?โ€

The moment swells. Nowย Iย step back, the floor chilly beneath my soles. โ€œThanks again,โ€ I say, โ€œfor lubing my zipper.โ€

โ€œAnytime,โ€ he says.

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