Knox
It was too damn early for someone to be banging on my front door. They deserved what they got. I yanked on a pair of gym shorts and stumbled down the stairs, rubbing sleep out of my eyes.
โSomeone better be dead,โ I muttered, nearly taking a header over
Waylon, who put on the speed on the last three steps. โWhat?โ I said, yanking the door open.
The obnoxiously good-looking Stefโstupid, misleading nameโpeered at me over his expensive sunglasses.
โGood morning to you, too,โ he said. He wore golf shorts and one of those patterned button-downs that only lean guys who spent hours a week at the gym could pull off.
My dog shoved half his body out onto the porch and gazed lovingly up at the intruder.
โWhoโs a good boy? Whoโs a handsome boy?โ Stef said, squatting down to pet him.
Waylon basked in the attention.
I rubbed a hand over my face. โWhat do you want?โ
Mr. Smooth held up two cups of coffee in a to-go tray. โCoffee talk.โ
I snatched one out of his hand and stomped away from the door into the kitchen. Waylon trotted after me anticipating his breakfast.
I popped the lid off the coffee and guzzled while I scooped up a helping of kibble.
Dog fed, I shoved my head under the faucet and turned on the cold water, willing the shock to wake up my brain.
I came up for air and found a hand towel hovering in front of my face. I took it without a thank you and dried off.
โWhy are you bringing me coffee at an inhuman hour?โ
โTo talk about Naomi, of course. I assumed you were quicker than this.โ โI am when my sleep isnโt interrupted.โ
So maybe it hadnโt been the sleep I was pissed off about. Maybe it was the dream involving Naomiโs cherry-painted lips that had just been getting warmed up when this asshole decided to be social.
โMy apologies. I figured this talk couldnโt wait,โ he said, pulling out a stool at the counter.
I crumpled up the towel and threw it in the sink. โIs this the part where you tell me to back off your girl?โ
Stef laughed. โSomething funny?โ
โYouโre one of those straights with baggage that complicates everything,โ he said, leaning on the counter.
โYou have until I finish this coffee before I throw you out.โ
โFine. I appreciate you looking out for Naomi. You hear a stranger is asking questions around town looking for her and you got her and Waylay out, made sure they were safe. Sheโs not used to someone taking care of her like that.โ
โDidnโt do it because I want to get in her pants.โ
โNo, even though you do. Because youโre not stupid. You did it because you wanted to protect her. So even though youโve got this whole Oscar the S*xy Grouch thing going, youโre already miles beyond Warner in my opinion.โ
I kept my face neutral, not willing to show any interest in this new topic.
โWarner used her. And I tried to warn her. Hell, I even warned him. But Naomi did what sheโs always done.โ
โCleaned up everyone elseโs messes,โ I said.
Stef raised an eyebrow. โWell, well, well. Look whoโs been paying attention.โ
Waylon let out a hearty burp from the floor. He sat staring at his now empty dish as if expecting it to magically refill.
โWhatโs your point?โ
โSheโs spent her entire life trying to make up for her sister, who sucks, by the way. And it keeps biting her in the ass. Be the perfect student. Get the perfect job. Marry the perfect guy. Now sheโs signed up to take care of an eleven-year-old in a strange place and is hoping that if she can just be good enough, she can stop her parentsโ hearts from breaking again.โ
I shoved a hand through my hair. โWhat does any of this have to do with me?โ
Stef held up his hands and grinned. โLook. I get if youโre in that whole โIโm not interestedโ phase. The last thing Nomi needs right now is a hot and heavy relationship thatโs going to get messy because of your baggage. But if you keep looking out for her like you did yesterday, we wonโt have a problem.โ
โAnd if I donโt?โ
โIf you use that accommodating nature of hers against her, then weโre going to have a huge problem. I can be very creative when it comes to finding ways to make you regret being an asshole.โ
It was ballsy. I had to give it to him. Showing up to a strangerโs house with coffee and then threatening him. It felt like something I might do, minus the coffee thing.
โWhat kind of creative problem is this Warner asshole having right now?โ
Stef took a long sip of coffee. โRight now Iโm letting the humiliation of being left at the altar by the woman he told his friends was โbeneath his classโ do its work. But if he comes near her again, Iโll ruin him.โ
โWhat did he do?โ I asked.
He blew out a breath and took a sip of his own coffee. โI didnโt know specifics until last night and Iโve been sworn to secrecy.โ
โBad?โ
Stefโs jaw clenched. โBad,โ he agreed.
I didnโt like that this guy had Naomiโs confidence. That he had access to her secrets, and I was on the outside left guessing. But I could think of a few dozen things that fell under the category of Bad. Any one of them would be worth breaking an assholeโs jaw over.
โHe better hope heโs never dumb enough to step foot in town limits,โ I said, putting my empty cup down.
โHate to break it to you,โ Stef said, looking up from the full-body scratch he was giving Waylon. โHeโs definitely that dumb. Besides, where else would he go when he realizes that Naomiโs the one who solved every problem he ever had? Heโs already emailing her every day. Itโs only a matter of time before he figures out where she is.โ
โIโll be ready for him,โ I said grimly.
โGood. Iโm still sticking around for a while. At least until I know sheโs okay. But I canโt be next to her at all times. It helps to know thereโs someone else looking out for her.โ
โShe wouldnโt take him back, would she?โ I surprised myself with the question.
Stef seemed to enjoy the fact that Iโd asked the question. โNo. But sheโs soft enough that she might try to help him clean himself up.โ
โFuck.โ
โThereโs nothing our girl loves more than getting her hands on a disaster and making it shine.โ He gave me a long, even look, and I didnโt much care for the connotation.
I wasnโt a disaster. There was nothing wrong with me. I had my fucking life figured out.
โFine. So what do we do in the meantime?โ
โMoneyโs tight for her. She spent most of her own savings on the wedding.โ
Fucking romantics.ย Never even considering that things could and would go horribly wrong.
โSheโs prickly about taking loans or handouts. Though she might have no choice once her parents catch wind of the situation.โ
โThey blow into town pissed off at Evil Twin and then try to take care of down-on-her-luck Good Twin,โ I guessed.
He tossed me a salute. โThat about sums it up.โ
I blew out a sigh. โSheโs got no car, no computer. Sheโs picked up some bar shifts from me.โ
But it wasnโt enough for a family of two to live off of for long. And the best paying shifts were nights, which meant someone had to watch Waylay.
Single moms were the worldโs unsung fucking heroes.
Stef took his phone out of his back pocket, thumbs moving over the screen. โIโm going to apply some charming pressure and push her to put her house up for sale. Sheโs only had it two years, but she had a decent down
payment, and property values are going up in that neighborhood. There should be enough equity there to help her cash flow problem.โ
I searched my memory for something that was niggling in the back of my head. โLibrarian said something about a part-time gig if a grant comes through. I could make sure that grant lands.โ
He looked at me over his screen. โPutting those lottery winnings to good use?โ
So Mr. Smooth had looked me up. It wasnโt exactly a secret. And Iโd have done the same in his place.
โWhat exactly doย youย do?โ I asked.
He shrugged, still typing. โA little of this. A little of that. Iโve got a guy who can deal with the house. As soon as she gives the okay, weโll have an offer within a week. Two tops,โ he predicted.
I drained the last of the coffee. โSo she didnโt live with this asshole?โ โNot officially. He was going to move in with her after the wedding.
Reluctant bastard liked having his own place. Especially since Naomi cleaned it for him and took care of his meals and laundry. I hope that fucker is sitting in a pair of dirty underwear sobbing into a pot of Campbellโs.โ
I stared at him a beat. โWho the fuck are you?โ
โMe?โ Stef laughed, stowing his phone back in his pocket. โIโm the best friend. Naomi is family.โ
โAnd you two neverโฆโ
He sat there smugly and waited for me to say it. โNever what?โ โNeverโฆdated?โ
โNot unless you count taking her to senior prom because Tina got caught with her mouth on Naomiโs dateโs dick in the locker room at school.โ
Fucking Tina.
โNaomiโs been my ride-or-die before ride-or-die was a thing. She has never once let me down and sheโs forgiven me for the handful of occasions that Iโve let her down. Sheโs the most amazing woman I know, and thatโs counting her mother, whoโs pretty fucking awesome too. I donโt like it when people fuck with my family.โ
I could respect that.
โIโll take that grunt to mean we have an understanding. Youโll watch out for her. You wonโt fuck with her. And together weโll make sure Warner Fucking Dipshit the Third never gets within a city block of her.โ
I nodded again. โFine.โ
โGive me your phone,โ he said, holding out his hand. โWhy?โ
โOh, you want me to text Naomi when Warner shows up looking for her?โ
I handed it over. Stef held it up to my scowling face to unlock it. โHuh.
Wonder if it would unlock if you were smiling.โ โI donโt know. Never tried.โ
He smirked. โI like you, Knox. You sure youโre not interested in our girl?โ
โDefinitely not,โ I lied.
Stef studied me. โHmm. Youโre either dumber than you look or youโre a better liar than I thought.โ
โAre you done? Iโd like to get back to not having you in my house.โ